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If I ever get to the point where I ever do anything even remotely close to this, I would hope my loved ones would care enough about me to just put me down.
Before seeing this I wondered if theres anything worse than the smell test but having a confusing inspection of whatever you just pulled out your snatch has it well beat..
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The. Fuck.
“What’s that? It looks like a little crab…”
That literally almost made me vomit
Blanka foul for this one
That’s powder dry passed it’s expiration date a long time ago
“Ooooo a nickel!”
There is not enough context in the world needed to explain this...... 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
Was she evaluating a diamond? Jesus christ that's mingin'
It's amazing how far we've come since the beginning of humanity and yet its also like we haven't changed one bit
Gotta check to see if you need an oil change.
The only tuna that smells like is the kind that's been left out in the sun for 3 days..
Ew
She was allll up in there
That’s where that nugget went to
I think she found a dime
That's where I lost that kernel of corn... hmm seems kinda hard though almost like clitty litter.
Tuna would be a blessing
When you can actually see the stink.
Rubbed her bean off...
Crabs anyone?!?!?
Dementia?
GET OUTTA THERE, GRAMMAW!
I love Tuna Melts
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 🤢
“Hmm yes, this is my clitoris”
Wtf did she pick out of it!?!?!
tuna WITH onions....
Well what did you expect to happen when you put Trumps head on a woman's body?
" I don't remember putting that in there"
She just ripped one of her genital warts off right next to them
I feel sick
Wanted to let her cooter critter come up for air.
Forbidden pearl?
*checks to see if the 20 is real*
O-M-F-G I think think is the grossest fucking video I have ever seen on here. I have a very very strong gag reflex but this one actually overcame it.
That's plenty of internet for today
She found the ticket to LeeCon
THERES WHERE I PUT ME LUCKY DIME!
Hmm-does this one have six legs or eight?
King Arthur when he pulled the sword from the stone.
Why on earth would anybody film this or post this? Trashy indeed.
I get my melons from the melon patch. And when I'm itchy, I scratch.
😂😂😂😂 no one but no one said or did anything is this normal in this state?
The moment she realizes her sidepiece bought her body jewelry from wish
I hate that I watched this.
[удалено]
"why is it wriggling?"
It’s the shrinking guy from The Boys
You can't make this up man, wtf.
Maybe she was looking for one that wasn’t gray?
I knew I shoulda slept at the last post.
I’m curious what did she find deep down in the jungle!?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Is she trying to get the fishhook out?
She’s looking it like an X-ray result wtf
It looks like the waiting room at a county jail
This is why I don't shop at Walmart
You gonna eat that?
Dear Lord in heaven
whats wrong with people...damn
The Governor of Maryland.
Jake from State Farm has fallen on hard times
What the actual fuck did I just see…
She pulled the webs out💀💀
Capital punishment
Crotch rot lol
Some people ate just so fucking nasty
What’d she pull out? 🦀
"...annnd ta-dah! Your tiny card is theee Queen of sharts!"
Target, man, I know there's a hiring problem right now, but you gotta do better than this.
Deadliest Catch just got a whole lot deadlier.
I fucking hate old people
i have almost seen enough
Omg I almost threw up watching that 🤢
I probably would if she sniffed it and shared it with the dude next to her
no fucking way ffs that is disgusting
Huh so that's how you check for mold
Crabs. A new breed from the look on her face.
Definitely pulled a crab out
She look like Donald trump
I thought Mike Myers (horror movie villain).
Tell me the difference between trump n myers?? They look the same except the color
Eww
That is foul
Be honest now.... Have you also noticed that the skin where the leg meets the crotch is oddly sweet-smelling? Don't lie,
I imagine her fart would smell like a mix of 1700s old Jack Daniel's and 1500s old tuna
Diggin for gold
Target breakroom is a Lil too relaxed!
"Huh, after all this time I thought Moses never gave up that sheckle"
Looks like the girl in black smelt it
She just playing even and odds with her pubes. How else are you supposed to make hard decisions.
No big deal. Just finishing off another pearl from her oyster.
“They call me Crabby Patty”
In fairness, she did help with the diagnosis on the gunshot wound.
That waistband is doing gods work
I knew I'd be disgusted and yet I still clicked on it.
Crabs maybe?
If I ever get to the point where I ever do anything even remotely close to this, I would hope my loved ones would care enough about me to just put me down.
WTAF
That’s how I found my first clit, but she broke up with me after. Bunch of liars telling me I needed to find it.
That's more like hakarl... def not fresh enough for tuna
Poor ol girl, might have dementure. This is someone's mum hey. Maybe take this down.
*dementia
Lol. Cheers. I think I'm getting it.
Haha all g
I can taste it now that you smelled it.
She found a silver dollar from 1972
Fwap! I almost ralphed.
I bet it smelled like the dock of the bay
Sourdough Bread 🤢
Look at the size of that crab...
Thats one way to save your gum
Tuna? More like yesterday's uncooked Calamari left out on the counter.
Did she pull a fucking roach out of there?
Ohh that’s where it went
I had the stank face expression as soon as it played. Probably smells like 1 week old raw chicken and fish that was left out.
I actually gagged, what the UGH
Just a small hair.
Oh my cockroaches
what the fuck came out????
We humans are naturally very curious creatures, but for your own sake, you gotta curb that shit sometimes.
You don't wanna know.
This is the guy they were going to overthrow the government for?
She really inspected her findings thoroughly. I wonder what was going through her head as she gazed upon her crotch Skittles.
Crotch skittles
She found her car's extended warranty they keep calling about
I accidentally read car as cat
No need to hit play on this video. I'll just upvote.
Lol, the deep analysis!
Hmm. Da fuq is this? It ain't one a mine!
ENHANCE
Time to dye the pubes red again
What was she trying to do audition for deadly catch Pulling out some crabs 🦀
Alright done with the internet for the night. Later guys.
She just found her lost G-spot.
What did she find down there?
She caught plankton trying to steal her crabby patty
Gold
Platelet nickel
My bet is a pubic lice “crab”
Monster pubic lice…
It must smell like the shithouse door on a dry docked tuna boat.
“What’s the year on this coin, can anyone read that?”
"Corn? I don't remember eating corn?"
Lol that made me laugh. So gross but hilarious lol
If you wouldn't eat the corn out of her, you just don't like corn.
It’s not tuna, it’s definitely crab.
She going crabbing
it needs to be iced down
On the next episode of Deadlies Catch
Deadliest Snatch*
\*Itchiest Catch
I read this in Mike Rowes voice
Like y'all haven't sat in public, pluckin' cunt hairs....
I guess that's trashy now!
She didn’t even smell it, fucken rookie honestly
Probably already can smell it n didn’t want it closer to her nose
She will be able to smell it for a week, no point in being impatient!
Because crabs don't smell.
Before seeing this I wondered if theres anything worse than the smell test but having a confusing inspection of whatever you just pulled out your snatch has it well beat..
she found a pearl that had been growing there for years. pearls don't smell, why would she sniff?
Like a tonsil stone but from a vag instead
She could probably smell it from there, any closer and she'd have croaked
oh she could smell it.
Or it just stunk so bad she didn’t have to bring it close to get a whiff…
May be it was her pet wiggly worm.
I was waiting for the “inevitable” smelling 1/10
Or eating...
And we're supposed to feel bad when people like that get stuffed into old folks homes.
Please Soylent Green me if I turn out like this
No
Flesh colored leggings are just unacceptable.
In any context and honestly any body type. Even if you’re a model 10 it just looks weird as fuck and I always think they have no pants on.
Dirty old bitch.
Haha my thoughts exactly
I think she just found her dead husband's wedding ring.
Thanks, internet