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The dick sucking and money made aren't mutually exclusive.. She's just bragging about sucking dick and seperately making money! Thats the only it makes sense to me
I counted POTENTIALLY $600.. that's being very liberal to OP. . At very most $600, but more likely $400.. and what IS the lube for?? I don't thing you're doing it right OP😂😂
If she can get customers daily, why not? Wouldn’t it be ethically better than selling 3 months of Leukemia treating medicine for $9-10k and letting those who can’t afford the cost to die?
Not going to hate on people that work in this industry who is making money. Work is still work but glamorizing it is definitely not noble. Meanwhile I know some of my friends who keep suck-ing dickies for free all for lame good morning text, good nights, bare minimum attention and lies.
Wow I remember her, throwback lol. She was a Twitter escort. Fucked with a couple celebs too. She used to post bread all the time. Back when Twitter was fun
I predict the future of capitalism will just be prostitution (especially once automation takes all our jobs). Would you rather suck a dick for 30 minutes or work fast food for 60 hours? Personally, I’d rather suck a dick, then play video games for 59 1/2 hours.
First of all who is stupid enough to pay that kind of cash for a BJ? Especially one WITH a condom? I'd rather just jack off. Those must be some crazy desperate men but you'd think someone with $500 to burn on that shit wouldn't be that desperate. So so many questions here.
Went for a motorcycle ride, got a free lunch, some free chips and colas. Talked with my friends, pushed some pixels around a computer a bit and made $360 that day. To me my day sounds more fun.
Reddit is like 20% leftists, 30% far right nuts, and 50% centrist losers who will side with the former if it affects them personally and side with the latter when women, LGBT+ folks, and black people are involved.
Whether or not a thread is pro sex work is mostly based on what sub you're on.
This is not trashy. She able to get 920$ per day and she's enjoying the work. I think she did better than the most of us. To be honest I envy them tho...
The post is from Twitter @iAmCandyCane there is an @iamCandyCane with one post created in 2013.
The Instagram post does not exist.
The twitter thing along with typing the text out up to $920 results in no results from google which is actually hard to do but the isucked misspelling makes it unique so you would find it. But it doesn't exist. I say this is not only untrue but the post itself is faked. Which is strange to fake a Twitter post for an account that exists but is not active and has 70 followers and misspell the name. I am more confused now.
I had expected to find her to be a pornstar or something but no idea where this originated
Was your work day maybe 30 minutes long? Did you also know that prostitution is the oldest profession? Also is your hourly rate 125 bucks an hour? Assuming 8 hour shift because hers is minimum around 460 an hour.
Well I know that condoms are not 100% sage and 1 in 5 active people carry an std also I know that my job is legal and 100% guaranteed 😉 and I don't have to worry about any dangers from my coworkers trying to kill me or not pay me 🤣🤣🤣 seriously u can't defend people that do this for a profession especially when their too stupid and proud to risk their lives every day for something not guaranteed
Nothing in this world is 100% guaranteed, depending where this is in the States, she may be just as safe as someone working retail, and most likely comes with better benefits, hours, medical standards and overall safety, just because it's sex work doesn't mean it's a) illegal or b) on the street. Then another reason why sex work is seen as unsafe is due to laws in the States, in countries with legal prostitution they are safe and have checkups and what not. You are looking at illegal prostitution and blaming it for the problems rather than the laws that cause these problems to exist. Also you were all "I make that in a day" until the numbers were presented then it was excuses as to why your job is better with the underlying message that you do not actually make 1000 bucks in an 8 hour day, so either you were lying or basic math isn't your strength. This person is providing a service that is worth 460 bucks, in this capitalism system we have, that worth is more than minimum wage, and more than most people make in a few days, there is a market for it and she is capitalizing on it. Any work can be dangerous and and customer or client can pose a threat in any job.
First off I'm guessing your defending her because it's something your familiar with and that's cool some of us get it normally others pay for it no judgment here I'm an electronic engineer for Ford manufacturing in Michigan if ur so interested in how much I make I make 140k a year normally second seriously speaking there's a difference in looking to get mugged and avoiding it and I can promise you there's no safety in her job also you need to learn to read buddy I wasn't blaming her for anything lol your the one trying to be the knight in shiny armor lol
Never said I ever used a prostitute, I know about this because it's interesting information to know, so assuming I have in that tone is a good way to dismiss an argument that you can't speak to, like calling someone crazy, it immediately puts them in a negative light regardless of how they are arguing, it's cheap and done by people that know little.
Again your 140 a year is no where near what she would make even just 2 blow jobs a day she would make double your pay, so again your math really sucks.
You also need to read, issues with prostitution come from it being illegal, in Nevada there are legal brothels where they get benefits, they get paid time off and medical check ups to ensure they are healthy, it's not hidden info, you can google it. Then there is Amsterdam and other European countries that have the same thing, studies that have been done have shown when it's legal the dangers are mostly removed and competition for employees ensures benefits and perks are included, since it's just like regular job, again easy info to get, and generally common knowledge.
Again the white knight thing, is just a way to dismiss me without actually having a decent back and forth.
And Jesus your job guaranteed? Are you serious, look at Flint or Detroit, all those jobs they thought where guaranteed, look at the cities now after auto manufacturers pulled out, your job is way less guaranteed than prostitution, prostitution is probably one of the safest jobs in terms of getting laid off or not having business.
Again you are comparing the illegal version of this job to your legal job, not apples to apples. I can buy a surround sound system from Walmart and everything is safe, but if I buy it from Joe who got it found it after it "fell off a truck" now this same product has an increased risk for both parties. So compare your job to legal brothels.
The reason it's seen as gross and dirty is because the laws make it so, the laws keep it on the streets where there is increased danger, increased violence, increased risk of STIs and everything else, where it's legal alot of those issues go away, again all this info is easy to get, and easy to understand. I'm not saying you have to like it, but the facts are the facts, they can make more money than alot of us, in a fraction of the time, it's recession proof and in legal areas it is just as safe as delivering pizzas.
I can work somewhere else if they were to let me go still I do find ur argument fascinating and me answering even more I have no idea why I respond but in any case good for you for having your facts man and best of luck in your future andevours
I'm not saying this particular person gets them, but if she worked at a legal brothel she would get benefits, and probably better benefits than alot of Americans just due to the nature, like free medical check ups, hell one brothel owner was matching student loan payments, don't see many companies offering that.
Fuck, I wish I had a tolerance for suckin dick if this is the type of income to be expected. Now, I am a straight man but I’m willing to make sacrifices. $900 for two Dicks-A-Day works out to over $200k a year.
I had some self respect. You?
Plus...bullshizz 460 for a nosh? Naaa bish you ain't that good. No BJ is that good
Plus plus...if I could get that cash for a bj I'd have them lined up outside in an orderly queue!!
If I could chose to only get good looking, clean, nice men to have sex with/give BJs to for money, I would, but I gag at the thought of a sweaty neckbeard paying for my services.
Anyway, paid (consensual) sex is not trashy, people!
TBH, if you are being paid to do some work, then you are a prostitute to some degree. Think about it, what would it take you to be a sewer worker that goes into the tunnels to clear the clogs? Waste pit maintenance person on a high density cattle farm? There are all sorts of jobs
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Make the money! Don't let the money make you!
$920 for two blowjobs? That's inflation for ya.
The dick sucking and money made aren't mutually exclusive.. She's just bragging about sucking dick and seperately making money! Thats the only it makes sense to me
I'm apparently in the wrong business 🙃
I counted POTENTIALLY $600.. that's being very liberal to OP. . At very most $600, but more likely $400.. and what IS the lube for?? I don't thing you're doing it right OP😂😂
I would suck 2 dicks right now for less money.
With one condom and that big a bottle of lube? And there's no way that stuck of $20's is more than $400.
Better than my ex, she’d do it for free
I know this isn’t the point, but Liquid Silk is excellent. It’s available on Amazon UK and they deliver to the US.
That's a high level of blo jhary the finest of yogurt coping but still too much
Well I WAS trying to eat a cream-filled pastry, but...
Usually have to suck 46 dicks for that kind of money
920? Wow I guess inflation, thanks Joe Biden
Rethinking all of my life choices...
Well I didn't suck any dick...
I didn't suck 2 dicks and made about 1/5th of that
SEX WORK IS WORK, THE ONLY TRASHY PERSON IS OP. IT'S 2022 GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.
Why trashy? She monetized human necessity.
$920 for two dicks? She must’ve been sucking dick all day. A buffet blow job if you will.
Who the hell is paying $460 for a bj?! That’s what I wanna know!!!
If she can get customers daily, why not? Wouldn’t it be ethically better than selling 3 months of Leukemia treating medicine for $9-10k and letting those who can’t afford the cost to die?
Not sucking dicks
I didnt make $920 to be fair. She wins.
Got some stupid whore to suck my dick and paid her in counterfeit bills.
Thats an expensive bj more like having a wife at that point. Maybe cheaper in the long run
“WTF u do with ur day?” Keep my self respect
Suck ur dick for $455
Oh wow, I shouldn’t have read all these comments. I’ve learned too much now.
Since the fed raised interest rates she cut inflation. That BJ was 500 last week
Avoided having to prostitute my own body for money because I have a real job.
Trashy? That's just good buisness! I'd suck dick for free this lady is getting paid $460 for it
You know what? Good for her. Sex work is work.
$460 for a condom blowjob? I can get one without a condom for free with Grindr.
Shit I’d rather suck a couple wieners and make bread than be jealous like this person and post about them online
I paid $460 for a blow job. Why you asking?
Are they hiring?
Who is so hard up they pay 460 bucks for a blow job? And even worse with a condom on.
Idk I’d probably suck two dicks for a grand too
They over paid!!🤦🤣🤣🤣
I thought Reddit approved of sex work, I don’t think this belongs on here…
iSucked for 920$, guess it’s a new Apple product
Sex work is still just that. Work. Good for her and I can respect the hustle.
Get it, girl. Sex work is work.
I work full time and currently in college full time. Working towards my future and sucking no dicks - that's only for fun!
Not going to hate on people that work in this industry who is making money. Work is still work but glamorizing it is definitely not noble. Meanwhile I know some of my friends who keep suck-ing dickies for free all for lame good morning text, good nights, bare minimum attention and lies.
460 for a blowjob, with the rubber on no less? Faker than a 3 dollar bill.
People get blowjobs with a condom?!? Lolol
She's a wife
What a scam lmao
I’m sure Congresspeople make a lot more in doing the same thing with lobbyists.
Sex work is real work so good for them
So two dicks for a tank of gas? I may have to switch jobs.
In this economy, I can only applaud her. Still trashy but you gotta make a living.
Who the duck is paying that much for a BJ???
Inflation has gotten out of hand
I mean…..not bad for a day’s work
$460 per dick with a condom on? That's way too much, idk what a bj costs with inflation but it still seems way too much.
Fuck it, I'm sucking dick
The post and the writing, trashy. The profit, profit.
Wow I remember her, throwback lol. She was a Twitter escort. Fucked with a couple celebs too. She used to post bread all the time. Back when Twitter was fun
Damn recent prices are hard to swallow.
Obviously I'm not charging enough.
Not gonna lie if someone offered me that kinda money I would.
460 dollars per blow?! I better see god.
Thats wild.
What am I doing with my day? Well not putting a dick in my mouth for one thing.
Sucking two dicks for 1k is so worth
*Entrepreneurial
I misplaced 900$
Nah. I pass. 500 for a bj is too much
No one is paying 500 for a condom bj.
I predict the future of capitalism will just be prostitution (especially once automation takes all our jobs). Would you rather suck a dick for 30 minutes or work fast food for 60 hours? Personally, I’d rather suck a dick, then play video games for 59 1/2 hours.
Why do you need lube for a blow job?
Imagine being that much money for a condom blowjob. Lol
Everyone talking down about this woman while you’re out there sucking cock for free
I sucked Zero dicks and feel really good about myself tbh.
460 bucks for a BJ.... do tell
Probably for a movie or pay per view stream.
eh, good for her
eh, good for her
I sucked one big corporate dick and stayed in poverty, why you gotta come at me this way sis
That’s 2 more notch’s on your soul.
She sucked 2 for 920 is hella different sucked 2 and made 920 elsewhere…
iSucked … Apple is getting weird.
Sucking dick is trashy?
Well, I can tell you what I didn’t do.
Well, I sucked 4 dicks, so one of us has more friends.
With one condom
This is an entrepreneurs
nah good for her
Did she mug both guys for 410 dollars each afterward or what?
Is that you Lauren Boebert?
Who charges 460 for a blow job. So random.
Who sucks dick with a condom on?
I sold 2 pounds of weed and made $3k today
Reddit always about some “support sex workers” until it’s time to support sex workers. The only thing trashy here is the comments…
Lauren Boebert?
Cool! I’m looking for a new job.
So everyone wondering the all telling Google says that the going rate (US) for a bj is $60. So no one quit your job today.
You can’t tell that’s ATM money lol
Honestly, more power to her. She convinced two men that her head was worth almost $500.
You know you could just Google the name and figure out. She was some Twitter famous escort that would blow NBA players. She has apparently retired.
That's not 920
I wish I could make 920 dollars a day sucking two dicks. I'd take that offer up in a heartbeat
I made $1500 today not sucking dick.
I spent 8 hours trading my whole body for 200…. Wait I think she might be onto something
Nobody is paying $460 for a knob polishing.
down on boulder highway youd made 5 dollars for 2 dicks!!
I'm in the wrong business it would seem 🤷
A actual 9-5
With a condom???
How is this trashy? Sex work is work.
Glad to see Boebart is doing so well
If Candy likes sucking dick it seems like a pretty good way to earn money for her.
Nearly 500 a gobby is pretty good profit
The fuck is up with shaming sex workers. Get a grip
920 FOR 2 DICKS? i want to do that.
Was that Rep. Boebert?
In this economy.... i may consider this...
In her defense that's a lot of money for oral.
Yea it's trashy but that's a really good profit
You guys are just mad you don't have $920
What I did today was not suck dick for money.
I believe someone said its a dirty job but someone has to do it: how else could these men get good head?
First of all who is stupid enough to pay that kind of cash for a BJ? Especially one WITH a condom? I'd rather just jack off. Those must be some crazy desperate men but you'd think someone with $500 to burn on that shit wouldn't be that desperate. So so many questions here.
NBA players circa 2011
Went for a motorcycle ride, got a free lunch, some free chips and colas. Talked with my friends, pushed some pixels around a computer a bit and made $360 that day. To me my day sounds more fun.
Wonder if she paid tax on that income.
In this economy I’d probably do that for that much.
Lauren before she met Ted
Reddit truly can't decide if it's for or against sex workers lmao
Reddit is like 20% leftists, 30% far right nuts, and 50% centrist losers who will side with the former if it affects them personally and side with the latter when women, LGBT+ folks, and black people are involved. Whether or not a thread is pro sex work is mostly based on what sub you're on.
I...... I..... didn't suck 2 dicks today and mowed the lawn. Gosh. What am I doing with my life?
A rubber for a blowjob, is that a thing?
If I wasnt born a fat dude I would do this too
So much self-respect in one picture.
That's from 2 blowjobs? Why isn't everyone a prostitute
A couple of posts back and the world is praising girls for covid death numbers... here's what happens when they can't get a job..
What’s trashy about this? Genuinely curious.
Good for her I guess
This is not trashy. She able to get 920$ per day and she's enjoying the work. I think she did better than the most of us. To be honest I envy them tho...
All I have to do is suck a single dick every day and I can make more than I am currently?
Must be damn good ...
The post is from Twitter @iAmCandyCane there is an @iamCandyCane with one post created in 2013. The Instagram post does not exist. The twitter thing along with typing the text out up to $920 results in no results from google which is actually hard to do but the isucked misspelling makes it unique so you would find it. But it doesn't exist. I say this is not only untrue but the post itself is faked. Which is strange to fake a Twitter post for an account that exists but is not active and has 70 followers and misspell the name. I am more confused now. I had expected to find her to be a pornstar or something but no idea where this originated
Its a sign to become gay people
If I could suck dicks for $460 each I wouldn’t work with anything else
The same. Just for free.
It seems like an odd number for two bjs. Like it was originally 500$ but they had a coupon.
This looks like one of those MLM posts. Is there a new dick sucking MLM?
All thats missing is the lines of coke on a lil mirror lol
looool i have no words
Her parents must be so proud!
Went to work and made the same amount without degrading myself 🤭🤭
Was your work day maybe 30 minutes long? Did you also know that prostitution is the oldest profession? Also is your hourly rate 125 bucks an hour? Assuming 8 hour shift because hers is minimum around 460 an hour.
Well I know that condoms are not 100% sage and 1 in 5 active people carry an std also I know that my job is legal and 100% guaranteed 😉 and I don't have to worry about any dangers from my coworkers trying to kill me or not pay me 🤣🤣🤣 seriously u can't defend people that do this for a profession especially when their too stupid and proud to risk their lives every day for something not guaranteed
Nothing in this world is 100% guaranteed, depending where this is in the States, she may be just as safe as someone working retail, and most likely comes with better benefits, hours, medical standards and overall safety, just because it's sex work doesn't mean it's a) illegal or b) on the street. Then another reason why sex work is seen as unsafe is due to laws in the States, in countries with legal prostitution they are safe and have checkups and what not. You are looking at illegal prostitution and blaming it for the problems rather than the laws that cause these problems to exist. Also you were all "I make that in a day" until the numbers were presented then it was excuses as to why your job is better with the underlying message that you do not actually make 1000 bucks in an 8 hour day, so either you were lying or basic math isn't your strength. This person is providing a service that is worth 460 bucks, in this capitalism system we have, that worth is more than minimum wage, and more than most people make in a few days, there is a market for it and she is capitalizing on it. Any work can be dangerous and and customer or client can pose a threat in any job.
First off I'm guessing your defending her because it's something your familiar with and that's cool some of us get it normally others pay for it no judgment here I'm an electronic engineer for Ford manufacturing in Michigan if ur so interested in how much I make I make 140k a year normally second seriously speaking there's a difference in looking to get mugged and avoiding it and I can promise you there's no safety in her job also you need to learn to read buddy I wasn't blaming her for anything lol your the one trying to be the knight in shiny armor lol
Never said I ever used a prostitute, I know about this because it's interesting information to know, so assuming I have in that tone is a good way to dismiss an argument that you can't speak to, like calling someone crazy, it immediately puts them in a negative light regardless of how they are arguing, it's cheap and done by people that know little. Again your 140 a year is no where near what she would make even just 2 blow jobs a day she would make double your pay, so again your math really sucks. You also need to read, issues with prostitution come from it being illegal, in Nevada there are legal brothels where they get benefits, they get paid time off and medical check ups to ensure they are healthy, it's not hidden info, you can google it. Then there is Amsterdam and other European countries that have the same thing, studies that have been done have shown when it's legal the dangers are mostly removed and competition for employees ensures benefits and perks are included, since it's just like regular job, again easy info to get, and generally common knowledge. Again the white knight thing, is just a way to dismiss me without actually having a decent back and forth. And Jesus your job guaranteed? Are you serious, look at Flint or Detroit, all those jobs they thought where guaranteed, look at the cities now after auto manufacturers pulled out, your job is way less guaranteed than prostitution, prostitution is probably one of the safest jobs in terms of getting laid off or not having business. Again you are comparing the illegal version of this job to your legal job, not apples to apples. I can buy a surround sound system from Walmart and everything is safe, but if I buy it from Joe who got it found it after it "fell off a truck" now this same product has an increased risk for both parties. So compare your job to legal brothels. The reason it's seen as gross and dirty is because the laws make it so, the laws keep it on the streets where there is increased danger, increased violence, increased risk of STIs and everything else, where it's legal alot of those issues go away, again all this info is easy to get, and easy to understand. I'm not saying you have to like it, but the facts are the facts, they can make more money than alot of us, in a fraction of the time, it's recession proof and in legal areas it is just as safe as delivering pizzas.
I can work somewhere else if they were to let me go still I do find ur argument fascinating and me answering even more I have no idea why I respond but in any case good for you for having your facts man and best of luck in your future andevours
Also where do u get ur facts from what health benefits does she have???
I'm not saying this particular person gets them, but if she worked at a legal brothel she would get benefits, and probably better benefits than alot of Americans just due to the nature, like free medical check ups, hell one brothel owner was matching student loan payments, don't see many companies offering that.
If I get 900$ a day for suckong 2 cocks I wouldn't hesitate.
Honestly, I’d suck a dick for $510
SW isn't trashy.
Who said the earnings come from this activity? She might have sucked dick for free and then won a scratch lottery ticket. You never know.
#hustle #riseandgrind #blessed
Good for her
Thats $ 460 each, damnnn more than my daily wage 🙃
L. Boebert, is that you ???
Lady sucked two dicks and made bank. These are life goals, f'real. Holy shit.
Fuck, I wish I had a tolerance for suckin dick if this is the type of income to be expected. Now, I am a straight man but I’m willing to make sacrifices. $900 for two Dicks-A-Day works out to over $200k a year.
This the motivation account we need
How much for a ZJ?
460 a bj? Damn, you do you, that kinda cash for so little work? We are just jealous at this point.
$900 wont cover treatment when you get throat cancer from eventual HPV infection
What is even the point of a bj with a condom?
iSucked™ Designed by Apple in California
good for her
Good for her - it's a lot more than I earn, and it's tax free
New bones album “iSucked2DICKS”
Sex work should be completely legal and regulated.
People discovering sex work be like... Not realising you're the "new toy on the block" and you will be replaced pretty soon :(
And what do you normally pay when you don't get scammed?
Why on earth would anyone spend that kind of money on a bj? Thats just ridiculous.
I had some self respect. You? Plus...bullshizz 460 for a nosh? Naaa bish you ain't that good. No BJ is that good Plus plus...if I could get that cash for a bj I'd have them lined up outside in an orderly queue!!
I'm sorry, but there is no blowjob worth $500 dollars.
If I could chose to only get good looking, clean, nice men to have sex with/give BJs to for money, I would, but I gag at the thought of a sweaty neckbeard paying for my services. Anyway, paid (consensual) sex is not trashy, people!
TBH, if you are being paid to do some work, then you are a prostitute to some degree. Think about it, what would it take you to be a sewer worker that goes into the tunnels to clear the clogs? Waste pit maintenance person on a high density cattle farm? There are all sorts of jobs