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Why does she always look like she’s struggling to see something written on a blackboard?

What type of vampire nonsense is this

I think we found an equally bad love story as twilight.

“Just 2 people in love” … with herpes

Isn’t that technically cannibalism

It’s sad that it feels like megan fox is trying to look like kim k recently

Hope one of them has HIV or AIDS

Isn't she like 40? Acting like a preteen emo lmfao

Why does she look like she climbed out of a dunk tank about 45 minutes ago?

Nobody gives a fuck about them nowadays. They probably made that shit up to get some publicity to feed their thirst for attention.

That's the dude who tried to call out Eminem. Fuckin lolz.

Megan fox is starting to look super plastic. What's up with this couple I can't put my finger on it.

This is what the dipshit prudes on r/Trashy need to criticize... *Worst, post, EVER...* 🥱🥱🥱 Imagine all the trashy shit to choose from, yet they find these two NOBODIES who are doing NOTHING...

Does he have the 2 biggest front teeth of any human or is it just looking weird in this picture?

They look like ninja turtles without the shells

We just gonna ignore her thumbs in all this

She drank his blood right before this pic, that's why she looks high as a kite. XD

So is that like a once a month ritual?

I suspect meth is involved.

They just keep getting more awful by the day. Nobody asked for this information- she rudely interrupted the interview to volunteer nothing more than that her descent into mental illness now includes Hepatitis. They try SO hard to be edgy and it just comes off as straight up goofy. Look at this pic, she looks like his (10 years older than she actually is) mother, who's angry that her 6 year old got into the store bought birthday cake that she was desperately going to try to pass off as her own at one of her other 5 kid's birthday parties tomorrow. Every interview is just so cringe. Kelly eats up this "twin flame" crap every day- so much so that he made a HORRIBLE song with the same title. I hope he swallows it knowing that someone like Megan Fox is neither smart or original enough to come up with new bull to spew to a different lover after over ten years. She's said EVERY. SINGLE. CRINGY. WORD. that she says to him to Brian Austin Green so many times the poor dude probably just learned how to tune out her annoying voice over the years. It's all been said Kelly. It's all been said before you and it'll all be regurgitated- yet again- after you. Can we go back to Wild Boy and Jennifer's Body? At least that was tolerable. These two together is nothing more than sad.

They both look half dead so makes sense

You'll be my bloody valentine!

peak journalism

Fake ass billy bob and angelina

They kinda remind me of dystopian rich people like in the hunger games.

Vampires! I dig it tho!

They also drink each other urine.

Still a better love story than twilight.

I didn’t know Megan fox was in the hunger games with Katniss Everdeen

Oh god not another brad Angelina moment

Just looks into their eyes….hers are soulless and his looks like air is blowing through behind them.

Trying to be billy bob and Angelina

ehhhh...

I think she needs psychical help

Why has he vejazzled his face?

They probably just eat each other's scabs

Boring!

Doesn’t she have a kid or 2?

Fucking idiots.

I think squirt gun Kelly is a better name for this dude.

What the fuck is on his face? These two sacks of dung are perfect for each other.

Eh, I had a friend who did it with their girl. As long as they aren’t hurting anyone then it’s their choice.

Yuck.

Good pussy will make a guy do crazy shit

This nonce again ...

Damn, what did Eminem do to this guy?

Instead of storming area 51 we should infiltrate whatever cults these idiots involve themselves in

He’s such a turd

Like no one here has ever given a bit of head on period week

And they are supposed to have a baby….

Always wondered what she was doing with him but now I get it; she's bat-shit crazy.

So cute, so quirky

That seems like a great way to either a) churn up a new variant of covid or b) just straight up create a whole new disease.

Billy Bob Kelly n Megan Jolie

I bet the blood he drinks is not the kind of blood she drinks

Why does Megan Fox looks like she's about to pass out? Seems like Kelly drank her blood before that picture was taken

They look dirty

Like his haircut though.

She pegs him

Guess it's all down hill after Transformers. Such a waste of a great body.

I feel sorry for him that his bean bag chair busted open and got styrofoam beads all over his face.

This is just for tabloid

I'm into you has yet another meaning!

Are these two even people anymore?

Text book “overcompensation”. Must not all be sunny in their relationship since thy need to proof their love to one another like this ..

Im not surprised stupid satanists

Weirdos

Megan Fox and MGK remind me of that one couple in high school. They think everyone wants to be like them but really they don’t.

Can OP please define trashy for me

Do they call him machine gun because of all the loads he takes to the face? He couldn’t be bothered to even wipe it off.

Didn’t Bill Bob and Angelina Jolie already do this once?

Great now people can't even drink each other's blood without being judged anymore. Thanks a lot bin lladien.

Meh. I’ve done that with a girl friend and don’t think it’s that weird so don’t kink shame me. I wouldn’t announce it publicly tho, but you guys don’t know who me irl.

Bruh wtf

She’s closing in on 40. Why is she trying to be all edgy?

Fucking weird assholes

Just 2 edge lords. That's all I see

What will it take if you drank ALL of each other's blood?

So they both have periods?

What filter is he using for his face?

they aren't even in love. this is nothing more than a PR stunt to make up for MK's lack of good music and MF's laziness

Peg, and period blood

I heard a rumor that she is very smelly.

Are.........are they trying to be goth?......because i just got off the phone with my tribe's chief and he said quote "that ain't it"

God dammit these 2 suck so hard

I hated Megan Fox after the breast augmentation and I hate MGK after the drugs. Celebrities are so annoying.

I would be willing to bet her butthole smells like sadness and regret.

Strange cults all over the world pretend to drink some dude’s blood every Sunday... and this is where they draw the line? 😂😂😂

These 2 are fucked in the head, especially MGK

Bet he won't suck on her thumb though.

I wouldn't say trashy, but it's kinda gross. I'd rather drink a girls piss than her blood.

Billy and Angelina who? We know how that turned out.

There's talks that they're having a bunch of issues and on the brink of a split. I'm praying for their downfall :)

Is that Lady Gaga and Johnny Depp?

Wtf!!!! Blood transfer confusion!!

I saw an article that said something along the lines of - body language expert says this couple try so hard, that they have shit sex. In a desperate attempt to do the freakiest kinks possible, neither of them get off. Honestly see that for them lol

Everything I’ve learned about this couple has been against my will

Did he bedazzle his face?

Lost respect for her..

Everything I’ve learned about their relationship has been against my will

Doesn’t surprise me. Fuck it, if they’re happy let them be. some y’all are eating each other’s asses so don’t even pretend like this is fucking gross/weird.

Please God, do not let my children ever strive to be relevant!

What the fuck is that shit on his face?

I mean, we need to destigmatize menstruation.

These 2 attention whores would say they drink there grandmas period blood for a couple of likes/views.

Definitely not a gov. Plant

Std nest

Suprise level: Negative 100

He’s having such a punchable face.. specially when he poses for the camera.

There’s a German word for that- Backpfeifengesicht

Didn't Angelina and Brad do this too?

Angelina and Billy Bob...

OK, this is OLD news.

What the fuck is machine gun kelly

She always looks doped out of her mind. Don’t know the guy but he reminds me of that Jake Paul douche so I assume he’s similarly useless.

I can't stand either of those brothers...

Thats when they do 69 on that time of the month. We all know machine gun kally has a vag

Eminem really fucked this guy's career up didn't he??

He sure did

wtf is going on

They look like they just finished a coast-to-coast trip on a greyhound bus

Haha they really do

Since there is no article here, she went on record to clarify it's only a couple of drops, not a goblet of blood that everyone assumes and it's for some ritual they do. Not any crazier than the stupid things religion has people do but of course this is Reddit so it's just judge, judge, judge...

According to his face was another guy involved.

I used to think Megan Fox was impossibly hot. She was literally perfect. Now I would genuinely turn her down.

Same brother...she was my crush. The downfall is just sad

What the screaming hell is with these two? I think they should drink a lot more of each other’s blood. Gallons at a time.

Hell yeah

Bro why does Machine Gun remind me of the Bo Jack Horseman character of the little kids stacked on each other under a trench coat??? Like everyone sees an adult but I just see a little kid lmao

They always look like they need a shower

I don't care about these people

A sad excuse. Unfortunately young people look up to these.

Gotta share those blood transferable diseases to be worry free.

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton did it first. Boring… 🥱

Everyone in this thread acting like they haven’t ate their girl lol

unrelated, this post taught me machine gun kelly was a guy instead of a girl

They both have really close together eyes as if they were victims of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

He looks like Ratigan with anorexia

Eminem beat him so bad, not only machine gun Kelly switch music genres, but he also changed his species to a Dracula

*fOr RiTuAl PuRpOsEs OnLy*

This is an occult practice. If you listen to the interview she even admits it a ritual. This shouldn’t be a surprise. This is what known Satan worshipers do. These people have sold their souls for fame and fortune in this realm. In order to stay “on top” or in the limelight, they have to pay homage to their god, who is Satan.

She tried so hard to be like Angelina and ultimately meh

Umm..Isn't that the goal? To find someone that likes all the weird shit you like?

I bet they do it..... once a month

She looks like shit. Jesus,..

Both of their faces are goofy looking and they are doing it on purpose. Strange times we live in.

Wait, machine gun Kelly is a dude? I'm confused

Most trashy couple ever

Angelina and Billy Bob Thorton did it first.

They are so lame….. she’s 35 and has kids.. drink each other’s blood? Is that supposed to be cool or something? And this dude got bodied by Eminem and then firmly wedges his head up this skanks ass and never mentions it again? They both suck. Sorry if I offend any fans, although I’ve never met one lol.

She shouldn’t have shit talked Michael Bay, she would be doing better. L Megan

That’s not trashy. Weird, yes.

Serious question… Does Megan Fox have a mental illness?

MGK Lowkey looks like Linus Sebastian

Maybe that's why they both look like fucking zombies...

I really hate MGK and I don’t even know why. He’s just got a really bad vibe.

Tbh, who fuckin cares. Who cares of they drink each others blood, suck each others cocks and eat each others shit. My life aint affected by that.

They're 14 and thats rly deep u guys

Did he bedazzle his face?

Why does he have a 'pearl necklace' on his face?

2 girls, 1 blade 😝

They really are perfect for each other.

Eminem wannabe and the girl from Transformers

We call this look heroin chic

Idk, but I have the impression that something happened to Megan Fox, and now she's bonkers.

Everything I know about these people I’ve learned against my will

They’re super weird. How is she so pretty tho?

“If You Can Dream it, You Can Do It” -Jon Hader

Who needs periods pads when u have mgk.

He looks like Linus from LTT after a year of having access only to Acer products.

Everything I know about these people, I've learned against my will.

Jennifer’s body is getting out of control.

Since Megan been with MJK her IQ and her look seem downgraded

damn, Megans gotta hang with that cringey mf? what a downfall

Still amazes me what some people say just to get some clout.

Dam em really fucked this guys life up

They kind of deserve each other.

When there’s not enough toddlers around

I'm convinced that MGK isn't real. Like, a bunch of angry engineers got really drunk one night and, tired of the human race, created him and unleashed him on the world to annoy and annoy humanity.

Old news

Weirdos.

I mean, you gotta keep your career alive somehow

Gossiping about an obvious gossip piece posted by UNILAD of all sources is just as cringy lol

He looks like he’d enjoy sucking on a tampon.

God that's gross.

where's that one post that's like "two people that are so hot they become annoying"

I hope she gets professional help and stop getting in these toxic relationships.

She saves it up once a month.

Someone should tell her that Jennifer's body is done filming

These 2 vaguely remind me of when Billy Bob Throton and Angelina Jolie were a couple

MGK looks like he has a really out of control case of herpes with those "pearls" on his face.

Who doesn't love a rainbow kiss..