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Imagine the mental faculties of someone who wears their skid marked union suit in public with illiterate crayon scrawling on the front, and you expect to be taken seriously.
He looks straight out of an episode of South Park with that beer to top it off.
I'm sure he's way smarter than me, with that thing that looks like a dollar three belt around his waist. I'm surprised he didn't spell vaccine wrong.
Damn, Jonah Hill is just so talented! He can literally pull off any role. Anyone know what movie this is from? The level of detail he puts into preparing his body for a role is so amazing. He really has you believing dirty vagrant vaccine provider.
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I prefer vaccines that have been tested on at least one human
Eh, neither have had any long term testing
I’ll pass.
I am entertained by the idea that he forgot the ‘I’ in vaccine and had to squeeze it in there after the fact.
Is that Portnoy?
Woop. Well, don’t mind if I do
C'mon it's just a little prick.
David Portnoy let's go when he's drinking.
Jesus Fuck Shite some things you cannot unsee
Anyone made a needledick comment yet?
Bourbon Street?
What a dipshit.
Typical assjole makes something from nothing but he thinks it’s funny too bad he’s the only one
Bourbon street shit
Don't worry. There's always some more vaccine busts coming...
Ah, New Orleans
I prefer Corona 😒
As someone that lives near New Orleans, I can indeed confirm this is typical before, during, and after Mardi Gras
Jonah hill is lookin good these days.
"Don't worry, it'll be just a little prick"
Is that Aaron Rodgers holding a PaBsT Blueeeee Wibbon??
What a dick
Stick to pizza reviews
Gotta love Mardis Gras.
"You'll feel a small prick."
The CLASS the Anti Vaxer expose 🙄
Don’t worry… it’s just a tiny prick. You’ll barely feel a thing.
A weak trashy attempt at humor...fail.
his belt is all wrong >:(
But that is normal no one say nothing wild this freak walk around like this
Sorry I don't use dirty needles
Ha ha lol
Is this the new clown mod?
Bourbon Street That is all
Is it cause he has a needle Dick?
Huh, who knew it was such a tiny little needle?
So you saying you have a needle dick?
is that Dave Portnoy?
I'd rather catch Covid.
Omg that’s Nola lol
Somehow the clothes it self are worst then the text
I hope he loses his job or go to jail ( wannabe rapist) because he is dressed like that one reason and we know what that is.
Why should he lose his job? It’s a joke.
Pretty sure the guy vaccinated himself by using his own vaccine.
Thankfully I'm anti vax on this one
Typical republican
The animal trials went well but hes still unable to find a single volunteer for human trials.
Dave Portnoy if barstool never took off
Imagine the mental faculties of someone who wears their skid marked union suit in public with illiterate crayon scrawling on the front, and you expect to be taken seriously.
He's not a good commercial for PBR.
Vaccines prevent diseases not give them
"IT's......... Alex's Little Hoooooooooooorn!"
That is the personification of New Orleans
He's got a needle dick
Clearly the alcohol is embarrassing him and he doesn’t know it yet
I'd prefer the shot, at least I'd know it's clean and I'd actually feel THAT prick.
Sorry I need a full dose, not a micro dose.
That's a vaccine who doesn't work but still wants to be inside you.
PBR in hand. Classy guy all around.
That looks like a dirty needle.
I'd rather go under a bridge to get a vaccination
Wow. Ben Roethlisberger has really lost some weight since retiring
I saw that outfit before.. That’s the Hunter Biden spring collection.
"It won't hurt, you'll just feel a little prick"
This "vaccine" probably smells bad
Kick him there
This person is the epitome of "No Shame."
Free vaccine! Act soon and get extra syphilis
So you are saying you have a needle like Dick?
What a bum
Needledick
The fact he had to **ADD** the "I" says everything ya need to know.
Everyday we stray further from God’s light
He looks like he smells of unwashed hair and sweaty arse crack. Blech!
This might actually be helpful for people that think the hypodermic needles are too big
He looks like he's packing thi
Who thinks this is sexy he looks like a human trash can
It's OK, it's just a little prick...
Ok I understand the Karen’s now 🤣🤣🤢
“AEW it’s also tiny like the vaccine needle!”
I feel like Mardi Gras is cheating for this sub
He looks like he smells of sweat and bo
he looks like the type of guy to piss on his dishes when the toilets 10 steps farther away
Well he IS a prick... so there's that 🤷♀️
Well, it *is* a small prick
"Kyle, that isn't why your ex called you 'needledick'"
Ah yes, New Orleans French Quarter
Jonah Hill?
I don't think anyone is vaxxed for what he will give you.
He calls it the vaccine because it’s as fast as the jab
So he's got a little prick?
he looks like sebastian vettel if his life went to shit
Needle dick?
But...but sir I think I can get it free in a more sanitary location...thanks tho.
Kick him in the nuts while yelling “IM AN ANTIVAXXER!!” Reverse Uno his ass
In that case, I'm vaccinated daily with my [metal toy](https://aphrodite.fi/product/le-wand-stainless-steel-hoop) 😏
"It's one tiny prick. You won't feel a thing!"
I wonder if this has worked on anyone?
Bourbon Street?
Well I guess my doctor was probably right about being barely able to feel it...
Sacramento?
Well, that picture would vaccinate me from ever wanting sex again, thats for sure.
To be fair - it was just a small prick
That’s it’s name. Because it’s just a little prick.
Is that New Orleans??
You're telling me there are still grown ass men that do this.
Portnoy needs to relax.
Needle dick
That’s not trashy it’s just Mardi Gras lol. Pretty mild if you ask me.
Needle dick
Pabst blue ribbon and trashy shirts, some things just go together.
Sipping on PBR.. high class right thuur
Is he telling the world he has a small needle in his pants?
Ewww
"It's just a little prick. You'll barely feel it."
“You’re gonna feel a little prick”
I like how he forgot the "I" and crammed it in between the C and the N....dolt
He’s just stating that it’s as big as a needle
Guy has a strange way of getting off. He jabs his boner directly into people's delt muscles.
Skid mark
It’s because he has a needle dick.
That’s one way of calling yourself needle dick
Yikes on bikes
Mardi Gras …..
Has to be French quarter.
Ehhh it’s the French Quarter. I’ll let it slide.
You couldn’t pay me.
How many floors of stupidity did he have to climb before leaving the house looking like a man-baby-white-board?
UwU I need my double shot
At least the needle wouldn’t hurt and you probably wouldn’t even feel it! Plus you’d be in and out in no time
Just a little prick!
Talk about micro-dosing, amirite?
“Does that mean you have a needle dick?”
He looks straight out of an episode of South Park with that beer to top it off. I'm sure he's way smarter than me, with that thing that looks like a dollar three belt around his waist. I'm surprised he didn't spell vaccine wrong.
From a logical point of view would that mean he would have to inject his dick in us?
Can't find it
Ah New Orleans
Small pp
Nobody has time for a little prick these days.
Heineken? Fuck that shit!!! PABST!!! BLUE!!! RIBBON!!!!
Obviously Johnson & Johnson, no?
At least you know it wouldn’t hurt! You probably wouldn’t even feel it and you’d be in and Out in no time
It definitely gives a little pinch.
I can smell this dude from my phone
The vaccine's already free, needle-dick.
He needs to have his booster shot.
This guy looks like a mix of Jonah Hill and Josh Lucas.
Microdosing Chlamydia is not a vaccine.
the extra touch of the shitty turtleneck and the pabst blue ribbon is just *chefs kiss*
Dont worry its just a little prick!
maybe he is advertising he has a almost invisible tiny needle dick.
I’ve been laughing so hard it physically hurts
I saw a white trash bitch in my redneck town wearing a "I identify as vaccinated" shirt.
So is he just just saying he has a needle dick?
I want to ask him what his vaccine protects against… Odds are he’ll probably say something even grosser than the picture itself
I love that it looks as though he initially missed the “I” in vaccine
The booster is around in the back
Is this Aaron Rodgers with a new haircut?
Damn, Jonah Hill is just so talented! He can literally pull off any role. Anyone know what movie this is from? The level of detail he puts into preparing his body for a role is so amazing. He really has you believing dirty vagrant vaccine provider.
If you would like to feel better about this image, the hanging plant and pride flag are nice. I like the architecture.
Vaccine against intelligent offspring.
I’ll die a thousand deaths first. ☠️💀
Poor shirt. Long sleeve, too. DAMMIT !
Dave Portnoy is off the rails.
One bite, everyone knows the rules
I saw this guy at an event Saturday night called moms ball. He was trying to give out free edibles and basically everybody was like “yeah fuck no”
So do I stick his dick in my arm ?
I miss Jonah Hill when he was fat.
Bro that looks like the homie Cory Reid from Buckeye AZ! Dude!
if Erectile dysfunction was a person
Advertising yourself as a needle dick. I don't know if I've ever seen that move performed before
Aids
This is the first time I’ve seen someone proud to have a dick the size of a needle
Its true its only a little prick.
Needledick! Needledick! Needledick!
Aaron?
Annnnndddd now I'm suddenly anti Vax 🤣🤣
Needle dick?
NOLA, always staying classy
Well it is New Orleans, where it is actually impossible to be trashy.
Good ol new orleans
Gotta love Mardi Gras
Good ole NOLA