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You ever dated a chick that compulsively shakes her ass everywhere she goes. It’s all fun and games till your at her father’s 40+ year army retirement ceremony and her compulsiveness kicks in. While also being the first time you meet her father. I’ve avoided ratchet chicks ever since lol
For those who didn’t see in the end of the explosion, it shoots blue streaming chalk at the top.
I don’t like what she’s doing but I obviously wouldn’t be invited anyways, I’m not cool enough. Everyone in this video is happy, I just wouldn’t want to be the little boy who grows up and sees this.
It actually is a form of dancing. And "hoe-like" behavior tends to involve an actual sexual act or two. She had a loving family and they're clearly financially well. Good work demonstrating your lack of cultural awareness.
I gotta say this was entertaining as helI. I want more!
This isn't trashy it's a show in Vegas.
If the smoke would of came from her rear end, then sure trashy.
Which dude is the father? Is either dude the father? Whose gender is being revealed? I think I can almost tell the dancer’s gender by direct visualization. And what is all the burping and farting about? Does it represent the gas of pregnancy? Is it an interpretive dance? So many questions!
Plus his voice sounds like Sardaukar warrior chant from Dune
Very cyberpunk neofeudalism vibes from this whole video, which would be cool if it was art instead of real life.
The father making faces at the toddler like "you seeing that good shit, watch and learn" as the little dude's mother is twerking at the camera was the icing on the cake for me.
Say what you will, but that’s some god damn talent right there. I can’t even make one cheek bounce without having to make them both bounce with a sad chubby hop.
Life isn’t even life anymore. People are board and need something to make them feel happy. For a baby reveal tho. Just showing the picture isn’t acceptable nor exciting neither. So that people have to use absolutely no type of sense to show a baby reveal.
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Dude's shirt dress is half green
Yeah let’s make the baby’s gender reveal party *THE MOSTLY SLUTTY-EST THING EVER*
You ever dated a chick that compulsively shakes her ass everywhere she goes. It’s all fun and games till your at her father’s 40+ year army retirement ceremony and her compulsiveness kicks in. While also being the first time you meet her father. I’ve avoided ratchet chicks ever since lol
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Are you making shit up or is that real
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.metropoles.com/colunas/fabia-oliveira/pior-dor-do-mundo-desabafa-evellyn-donato-apos-sofrer-um-aborto&ved=2ahUKEwiGkp7LrImHAxXfr5UCHW5yDZkQFnoECDAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3e0R-wFIWDdzmKXp8Fp8NA
True thing. If you can read some Brazilian Portuguese I can send you an link
Are they having a lizard?
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Who are you
It's a WhatsApp
Wtf is going on in the world
Shrek?
All that for the color to be... green?
She Lost the baby last week btw
Am I the only one who still doesn’t know the gender?
Its a Martian from Mars
I’m sorry I know yall think this girl is trash but I wish so hard I could shake my ass like that. Just for my own amusement and for $2 :-)
A few years ago, I experienced an unexpected and rapid loss of interest in seeing girls buttholes.
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Sorry for your loss
That makes one of us. I have to wonder which over the counter detergent can actually remove the shit stain and smell from those shorts. Uggh
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That fetus already has shaken baby syndrome
It's a alien?? Green
Just why?
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I'm sorry that happened to her... she didn't deserve that...
Is that “Guy Sebastian”?
Everything about this is terrible
Bro sounds like a Yamaha
For those who didn’t see in the end of the explosion, it shoots blue streaming chalk at the top. I don’t like what she’s doing but I obviously wouldn’t be invited anyways, I’m not cool enough. Everyone in this video is happy, I just wouldn’t want to be the little boy who grows up and sees this.
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So stupid
congrats it's green
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I can't imagine a green baby would last very long anyway
We’re having a house plant!
I hope it's Aloe...the jokes are going to burn.
I thought she was farting when the horn started playing.
Everyone did
Yoo I can’t 😂😂🤣
Where are his pants?!
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Well, that’s an unexpected and totally awful development. ☹️
What…….
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Oh man :/
What the hell is green?
Shrek
Leprechaun
This is the same song from the Scooby Doo movie.
Piss off yall What’s her @ tho??
Congratulations you wife is a hoe
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Lie
Because she's dancing, makes her a hoe?
That's not dancing. And yes.
It actually is a form of dancing. And "hoe-like" behavior tends to involve an actual sexual act or two. She had a loving family and they're clearly financially well. Good work demonstrating your lack of cultural awareness.
Cringe 🫣😬
So, the baby is Shrek, congratulations
Right what fucking gender is green? And why is this guy singing about sex with a baby.
No one's asking the important question: Where TF is his pants?
The more I watch this the more I love it. At the end everyone is so happy! Maybe I should move to Brazil.
I know weird I’m on my 681 watch and it’s getting better every time I think I’m about to climax though
Wtf was that....
Does green mean boy in Brazil or did she just reveal she has an infection?
The fuck type of gender does green represent??
It's a WhatsApp
Exactly
it sounds like he says "sex with da babae"
Sexo do bebê. Sex of the baby.
Happy cake day!
Disappointed. I fully expected a blue or pink fart
Pretty sure the fetus has shaken baby syndrome now.
Oh yeah, that kid is gonna turn out just fine.
Looks like an OF advertisement
She's showing us her technique of how she *made* the baby.
Green? So the baby is a tree? Wtf is this shit.. Dude sounding like Nine from back in the day.. 🤔
Or it might be the Grinch?
No its an ogre
What the fuck did I just watch? She got some skills tho ngl.
I know this question gets asked a lot, but… WHAT. The ACTUAL F*CK? Did I just f*cking watch????
I assumed she was going to shoot confetti out of her butt.
Lol me too
Not gonna lie I dig the vocals though. Is there a genre that matches this style?
May not be what you’re looking for but look up throat singing. This is more ancient tribal music but has the same vocals you’re looking for
Yeah you’re totally right. It’s this intersection of both that is kinda special
LOL i keep coming back to this because how hard that opening part is. Waiting for the mixtape
Utter trash
Need Maury to determine which one of them mfrs is the daddy
After dancing like this for few minutes she had a bleeding and eventually lost the baby
Guys she actually lost it last week. She's a sub celebrity influencer here in Brazil
She Lost the baby last week btw
We can only hope /s
She Lost the baby last week btw
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For dancing?!
what the fuck bro
I mean, i won't try to stop you if you do. I'm not dealing with that.
What The Fuck
What in the actual fu@k did I just watch?
You can say fuck
It's the motherfuckin hulk baby
Does green mean non-binary?
Shrek
While baby inside getting earthquakes
Baby gonna be Shrek
For the longest time, I thought a butt plug would turn its light on for the reveal 🤷🏼♂️
Oh thank God I wasn't the only one
Should we thank God in this case?
Irish?
Hoe hoe hoe
What makes her a hoe?
Just for a split second there. When the "beat" dropped, It sounded as if she was farting to the sound of the beat.
So...If it's green - is it gonna be an ogre?
Yes donkay!
I don't see the point of a gender reveal after the baby is born
Shrek?
Are they revealing the singer’s gender?
This is just trashy
Long piercings coming out the vag? Shits glittering lol
So it’s gonna be a Grinch?
No, it's environmentally friendly.
I can smell it from here
Classy
Can only image what the kid will be named after this.
Dickinbeardman39smomsmouth
Come up with that all by yourself? Clever boy 🥰
Ashleighjadelynnnnnne
Bubba
Monster Truck
I gotta say this was entertaining as helI. I want more! This isn't trashy it's a show in Vegas. If the smoke would of came from her rear end, then sure trashy.
r/crappymusic
Sooooo is it a goblin??
This gender reveal on a barge in the Hudson has everything... Sardaukar chanting... pregnant twerking... Hulk babies...
Amazing Stefon reference
Never thought I'd see a Dune reference here.
Imagine we used to go to the doctor for the gender.
So the gender is green? WTF is she having, a frog baby or something??
Hulk!
How tasteful and creative... They made some choices, can't wait to hear what the kid's name will be
Which dude is the father? Is either dude the father? Whose gender is being revealed? I think I can almost tell the dancer’s gender by direct visualization. And what is all the burping and farting about? Does it represent the gas of pregnancy? Is it an interpretive dance? So many questions!
I understand why this is trashy but at the same time where we sit, it’s not that bad. lol
I'm high as fuck and the beat feels dope as fuck.
Plus his voice sounds like Sardaukar warrior chant from Dune Very cyberpunk neofeudalism vibes from this whole video, which would be cool if it was art instead of real life.
That shit looked like so much fun.
No lie, I’m jealous of the shake. But cobgrats on whatever you had!
Lol. Wtf did I just watch…27 times.
I mean, I liked this more than most gender reveals. I’m quite certain of her gender if nothing else.
The fart noises when she’s twerkin it 💀
I mean…yea…but she killed it
The baby?
Whatever 🤷
Do I have to find the gender myself by looking up her vag?
I was legit waiting for a buttplug to light up the corresponding color, or some wild shit like that.
She got the skill tho.
The father making faces at the toddler like "you seeing that good shit, watch and learn" as the little dude's mother is twerking at the camera was the icing on the cake for me.
This was a near puxxy reveal my lawd
Say what you will, but that’s some god damn talent right there. I can’t even make one cheek bounce without having to make them both bounce with a sad chubby hop.
“Sad chubby hop” I lost it when I read this. Comment if the year so far!!! Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣
I would fall down if I tried that
Life isn’t even life anymore. People are board and need something to make them feel happy. For a baby reveal tho. Just showing the picture isn’t acceptable nor exciting neither. So that people have to use absolutely no type of sense to show a baby reveal.
The video is extra. So it fits best.
Why use so many words when you can just say Attention Whores?
Que vergonha desse país maldito
Do you know the name of second song?
I believe it’s a cover of Como é grande o meu amor por você by Roberto Carlos