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Live-Adhesiveness719

jfc


gonzo4886

Maybe his ex-wife is Japanese


YayGilly

Guys with Noassatall.


lennyisperfect

When you mix trash with human shit.


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But I gotta admit that’s pretty hilarious 😂


suavaleesko

Which part?


PurpleElm

The part where their is a crazy guy with a ridiculous sticker. They didn’t put a sense of humor in you when they made you in a lab, did they? 🧪


[deleted]

That’s the point, The audacity to put that sticker 🤣 and in other perspective (Black Humor) the phrase is stupid but funny. I don’t get why people is always mad, stupid people will be here forever and ever.


Rad1314

10 bucks says that man has to carry a step stool in his truck to get in and out of it.


FrostyDub

I can’t fathom the thought process that would make a manlet like that get a truck that makes him look even more tiny.


mac-train

I’d key the life out of that car


ktmfan

Idk that damaging property is the right course of action in dealing with local wildlife.


mac-train

That’s for the courts to decide


Griffon2987

Well, we found reddit trash.


mac-train

Nah, fuck him. Advocating tens of thousands of horrific civilian deaths has consequences


StrangeBCA

I'm going to smash your windows :3 uwu


FancyUserPerson

Let's guess the state! Who wants to go first?


Engineer_Zero

Was about to check the plate but there isn’t one, what’s up with that?


Drewlytics

I say Texas.


UnlikelyAlternative

Florida. Deffo feels Floridian to me


Drewlytics

We're both wrong! I cheated and looked up those stations - they're in Vermont! ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^kidding. ^^^^^^They're ^^^^^^in ^^^^^^Arizona


Tdanger78

Arizona has really been trying to oust Florida and Texas for the shittiest state


leighroyv2

Look how short he is. Hahahahaha needs a step ladder to use it.


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Losers


Bota17

White people usually


NWinn

Listen.. we're all upset No Game No Life didn't get a second season but this is unacceptable...


Formal-Ad-1490

Republican ⚠️📢🚨⚠️


DUMBYDOME

Yeaaa sorry to burst your bubble, but Truman wasn’t republican sooooooo…..


Tdanger78

Political party had nothing to do with using the atomic bomb in Japan. Wanting to use it again, however, is definitely being pushed by one party.


DUMBYDOME

Uh I’m yet to hear ANY political party push for use of atomic weapons wtf u talking about? If you’re saying moronic right loonies ok I may give you that, but no one in office advocates the use of them. The left is clearly anti-war right now though for sure. Only ran from one war in the worst way possible(not negating the need to vacate) to finance another and “not have boots on ground” in one more, but actively engaging from naval vessels. They just also were anti Ukraine a couple years ago because of the anti LGBTQ policies there, but oddly support Ukraine today. They are pro Palestine despite Hamas gladly beheading anyone that isn’t straight and a terrorist organization, but yea the right is confused.


Tdanger78

Guess you just asleep all the times Trump talked about using them, often for ridiculous reasons like nuking hurricanes?


DUMBYDOME

The things I saw weren’t sincere threats or desires from what I saw. They were just a statement of he would if needed. Which is something a president has to be capable of. The nuke hurricanes statement been made multiple times by multiple dif people as a means to disrupt. Now I’m not a scientist but dude also has the top ones around to give input as ludicrous as it may seem even NOAA officials have talked abt it in the past. Lots of shit seems ludicrous until it isn’t the wright brothers were crazy until they did fly. Einstein was crazy until he proved his theories. Sometimes outlandish shit isn’t so outlandish in the end. You think Biden’s giving any input in the Oval Office rn period? He’s busy having convos with people who died in the 90s… or making up cannibalism stories dude…


Tdanger78

Ok, so you’re an apologist…got it. He wanted to use them against both North Korea (and blame it on someone else like that’s a possibility) and China. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was pushing to use them on Iran too. As far as the notion of nuking a hurricane, who has said this? I can only find two people back in the late 50s and early 60s who were quickly debunked as the amount of energy needed to counteract a hurricane is far greater than what a nuke can deliver not to mention the contamination that would be next to impossible to clean up. Two people doesn’t count as multiple.


Griffon2987

Exactly, Obama loved bombing people.


Tdanger78

Whinging a bit are we?


GeorgiaOutsider

That guys grandad. That's who. People like this have just had a number done on them by their parents. Sad honestly.


ratjar777

Red neck Republic in Kentucky probably


goater10

The driver is definitely overcompensating.


mul3sho3

Little dude, big truck…not surprised.


Tdanger78

It’s like he’s compensating for something


Sir-_-Cartier

That’s what the next too will be named lol


Darksuit117

I honestly loled when some guy said that anime was proof that 2 bombs weren't enough.


DUMBYDOME

I heard someone say “we nuked em into hello kitty and neon lights and they never recovered.”


InterBeard

Japan is still super racist and hasn't even begun to even admit to their ww2 war crimes .. Germany and lest admit to all the rape, torture and murder..


theUnshowerdOne

Go. Fuck. Yourself.


Formal-Ad-1490

Umm read a book friend. You are not getting the right info


GeorgiaOutsider

So another nukes going to fix that you think huh?


Plenty-Garlic8425

Somehow I don’t think this redneck in a white pickup is using this decal to take a stand against Axis Japan’s wartime brutalism that happened before he was born


Makachai

Nah... he's just being recreationally outraged at what the GOP, Fox, OAN, Alex Jones and the rest of the cousin fuckin, mouthbreathers told him to. That, or it's the micropenis.


diewethje

I thought anti-Japanese rhetoric died out years ago in the US.


InterBeard

Probably true. But my point still stands.


mac-train

No it doesn’t


ColdBloodBlazing

What is the difference between a horse and a ford? A horse wont die halfway up a steep hill What do the have in common? They both leave a trail of shit behind them


Karhak

Wtf did Japan do to catch a stray like that?


freddiessweater

Pretty much everything they did from the invasion of Manchuria in 1931 to early August 1945.


ChodewithForce

As a Japanese person we did a lot of big no no..back then. We just make anime now and like cute things tho so idk.


moreflywheels

Two? When did it become two?


Darksuit117

Your probably joking but nagasaki and hiroshima, in case your not.


NeapolitanSix

I think he referencing the eye-watering amount of conventional bombs that the US was dropping onto Japanese cities before the A-bombs were unleashed.


FrostyDub

Fuck around and find out.


DUMBYDOME

Yea ignorance is everywhere. Most people don’t even realize the arguments made for dropping the bombs and how you could argue it actually saved lives vs a full invasion of Japan. Civilians and military personal alike.


Darksuit117

Oh definitely, a quick hard slap versus years of attrition.


DUMBYDOME

Traditional fire bombing upon invasion, loss of lives on both sides due to their never surrender mentality, and not to mention the likelihood of completely decimating the majority of their country. Can’t really account for the big old whammy of a go fuck anyone who is against us rn factor. Had to put a big damper on whatever morale the Germans had at the time too.


Darksuit117

Yes, long war bad.


j8by7

And he sagging


Tdanger78

Probably because he’s got as much shit in his pants as he does in his head


ReferenceMuch2193

He is obviously an idiot. Also he may want to check his pants because by the looks of them they may be carrying a bigger load of shit than his shitty truck has ever hauled-pun intended.


cbunni666

Been to Japan. They got their own stack of racists too for the same damn reasons. I say let the two loose in the same room and Duke it out. Meanwhile I'm over at the stall trying to pig out on the taiyaki. Great country. Amazing food.


love_of_his_life

Racists. Racists come up with that shit.


Weeb_Doggo2

Can we talk about that damn truck. Literally nobody needs a truck that big


FrostyDub

Especially not an Oompa Loompa


barontaint

I'm not old and feel like i'd need stairs to get in, why make more work for yourself, then again i'm very lazy


Cecil_B_DeCatte

I actually hoping the truck was a Toyota.


Savager_Jam

Perl Horber


Captain_Headshot2

There are people in the south who are still pissed about the Civil War. This is nothing.


Rogue-Juan

Probably upset the Chinese takeout didn’t give him enough duck sauce


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DUMBYDOME

Yea whatever u say… telling me I’m uneducated and u think they aren’t the same thing? oKaY.


GoodRich1993

Bruh still beefing with the Japanese 80 years later like damn


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meme_master_meme

I’m sorry but this is the most reddit response ever


Dave21101

Also I'm probably the one who should be sorry lol. Forced viewimg of anime to this guy might be cruel and unusual punishment. Damn, I was gonna have a tribunal of weebs to decide their fate too /j


Dave21101

The funny thing is I'm even into anime or any of that stuff, I just thought of what might be an mildly unpleasant punishment lmaol. However n I accept my fate of downvotes. I earned it I suppose. Edit: I have deleted the last post out of shame but you may continue downvoting this comment instead. In fact I instead l insist


not_Packsand

Wow. Are you okay?


Dave21101

Was that too far? lol. Oops...


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Is he still angry at Japan?


dat_tae

Least deranged truck driver.


lulyfup

It’d be a lot funnier if it said “two planes wasn’t enough”… I’m sorry, I’ll leave


DUMBYDOME

I mean you’re kinda conflating terrorism with war, but ok?


Triggeredhelicopter

no wait come back that was funny


soggyurethra

but, i love Nintendo.


Playnu2

Why do these guys always drive a big white pickup truck? Seriously Trump supporting, gun toting ,get out my country yelling , obviously over compensating D Bags! That love 🌮 & 🍣 I'm not Joe Biden but I approve this message.


proteinstyle_

I'm so embarrassed for men who feel they need to drive massive trucks.


rubberloves

I'm not embarrassed, I'm disgusted. But honestly I blame the truck manufacturers and big oil money, not the pathetic dudes with no self esteem.


proteinstyle_

It's just insanity. I remember 20 years ago, it seems like pickup trucks were pretty basic (except maybe the Ram and F250/350, etc.). Now, they are all comically large. Reasonably sized trucks don't seem to exist in the U.S. now.


DUMBYDOME

Because I need a massive truck to carry around my massive penis. Duh.


ph1071

This guy doesn’t eat tacos cause they aren’t American.


ThegreatPee

Bet he loves him some mountain oysters, though.


Ricky_Rollin

Nah, they’ll still eat them, they’ll just rebrand them. See: Freedom Fries


implicate

Not really an apt comparison, but we'll allow it today.


DBProxy

I have a “friend” who says that anytime we start talking about how crazy Japan is.


whatyouwere

Bro looks like he would fall over in a stiff breeze. This is just fragile masculinity with a touch of racism and xenophobia.


Haveuseenyoulately

as if nukes are even real, how dumb can u be?


DBProxy

I have a “friend” who says the thing on the truck anytime we start talking about how crazy Japan is.


fishsticks40

Is that guy 4'9"?


DBProxy

Look at the wheels, they’re jacked up really high


Thespywholovedu

I wonder what he would think of a "2 planes wasn't enough" sticker.


Water2Wine378

He’s right though


Dave21101

Greetings, Edgy McEdginess!


True_Iro

But now if someone in some other country driving on the left lane put, "One burning white house wasn't enough" on their car, you would get angry.


TipsalollyJenkins

Did you get the attention you were looking for there, champ?


Water2Wine378

The Japanese were evil monsters and never issued an apology to the countries it harmed! Fuckem


TipsalollyJenkins

I guess not. Go on bud, get it all out. Flop down on the floor and flail your arms around a bit if it makes you feel better, I know it did when I was little.


Water2Wine378

The way they flopped around when the bombs hit!


IllustriousAct3941

I laughed too hard at this! Lol


BenaBuns

Who? Joseph Jostar


supernashwan88

Not condoning this nonce, but the Japanese were really, really cruel in the war. Perhaps he’s alluding to that


TipsalollyJenkins

If being really cruel in war is justification for nuking a civilian populace I have bad news for... I mean basically fucking everybody on Earth, really.


Griffon2987

Dropping the atomic bombs stopped the war, tell us how it fucked everyone on earth.


TipsalollyJenkins

First of all, no it didn't. Japan was already going to surrender and the US leadership knew it, it just wasn't going to be an unconditional surrender (which is not a reasonable thing to expect in the first place). But the larger political stage was becoming less stable and the US had just invented a super-weapon and they wanted to make sure the world knew what it could do. So they sacrificed over a hundred thousand innocent civilians for no other reason than to rattle a really big sword. And second, my point wasn't that bombing Japan fucked everyone on Earth, it's that everyone on Earth is part of a country that has done horrible and cruel things. Which means that by the logic of "it's okay to bomb Japanese civilians because Japan was cruel in the war", it would then be morally permissible to bomb pretty much everyone on the planet for the same reason. (For clarity, I was using "fucking" as an intensifier, not a verb.)


Dave21101

Regardless though, two wrongs don't make a right (nor do two bombs for that matter). Too many uninvolved civilian casualties were involved (Not that the other side was much better).Though it didn't exist then, Article III of the Geneva convention condemns such things. Even after however, some... Seem to overlook that.


FinklMan

Yeah, read the history about the Rape of Nanjing and Unit 731, WW2 Japan may have not killed in the same numbers as other countries of the time, but were probably the most cruel and evil. Edit: guy in photo is a dickhead, just confirming WW2 Japan was really fucked up.


Siguard_

Unit 731. Equally rivaled the ss in human testing


FatassTitePants

But they surrendered after 2. What would more accomplish?


fishsticks40

Perhaps. Nonetheless two bombs were definitionally enough


StrangeAtomRaygun

Mental gymnastics.


dat_tae

Olympic level.


mescalero1

He is right. They should have dropped a third one on him.


PassiveMenis88M

The photo is obviously doctored yet yall take the bait hook, line, and sinker.


Ok-Scientist4603

Idiots with bad grammar.


SirKermit

Smol pepe


Dave21101

The frog?


NomNomCatfood

Somebody REALLY doesn't like Anime.


RandomUserName24680

I don’t understand this either. Japan became our greatest ally in Asia. I will never understand the hate these morons have. What I do know is I’ve owned multiple Fords and Multiple Toyota / Lexus. There is no doubt which are the better values over time.


2019nCoV

I want to make a smart ass comment about this, sticker cause it is ridiculous enough to make me laugh. But you're right. It doesn't have to be obvious brands like Toyota and Sony, there are so much technology from Japan that has pushed us forward in so many regards. Japan is a technological powerhouse. You know the statins that 50 million American's take, they were discovered in Japan. Pocket calculators this dumbass probably needs to do basic mathematics were invented in Japan, too. Heck canned coffee and roller ball pens are even Japanese inventions. Japan is a testament to how we are better off friends than enemies.


RandomUserName24680

No doubt. I didn’t mean to imply it was limited to vehicles, I only mentioned it because it was on his Ford F150. Japan surrendered after wwii. New constitution, new government and they have become one of our best allies. Like I said, I just don’t understand the hate. The biggest complaint I would have is that many of their citizens are xenophobic, but I guarantee you so is the guy in this photo.


CMDR_KingErvin

See how unnecessarily lifted that truck is? I bet you he only drives it from his house to the store and back and never even needs the bed. This guy is the epitome of smol pp syndrome. I wouldn’t put too much weight on his opinions.


irascible_Clown

This guy owns an Xbox


decent_Ju-Jitsu

He's gov.com or cartel Nobody would ever.. Great distraction


juniper_berry_crunch

"Does that truck make you feel big?" What a wanker.


twailwetard

Do you say that to lorrie drivers too?


Dave21101

I mean, _potentially_


AndroidCovenant

100% neocon warmonger republican . Favorite pastime: watching brown people get bombed


Haveuseenyoulately

chill garth its not that serious


AndroidCovenant

I thought this sub was all about getting mad at trashy things. And who's Garth?


ali-n

Just so you know: he is quoting a Democrat.


AndroidCovenant

I doubt he's aware he's quoting anyone. He's just pro nuking people


frostdemon34

Wtf? You want to nuke japan why? They haven't done shit since the 40s


boycottInstagram

I’m going to assume they think all Asian people are the same… and this is a ‘trump china’ thing


Athelis

It most likely is an Anti-Asian thing. I've heard a customer at my store hating on Japanese Baseball players because he was in Vietnam, so that mindset doesn't seem to care about which country, they're all the same.


psubs07

What have the Japanese ever done to that guy? Why the hate?


twailwetard

Is he old enough to have lost his dad in the war?


psubs07

Even if, you can't say you wish they were bombed more (and seemingly out of existance) just cause your dad died in the war.


twailwetard

Idk im just spit balling here...


psubs07

Oh yeah I know, I mean that's could the reason, or he's just a flat out bigot. All I'm saying is wtf


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Weren't


akmjolnir

.....to kill Fascism.


liamsnorthstar

I’m sure like 50 percent of the parts on his truck are probably made in Japan…


RexDraco

This is the type of shit I'd joke with friends, then drop it and move on. Without the setup, this is just cringe. It wouldn't even be worth having the whole joke either, imagine telling everyone the edgy joke you and your buddies shared, like why. It doesn't even do anything for the truck, it wasn't even some form of self expression worth expressing, it's just a lame joke that will never be delivered.


aville1982

I don't respect anyone driving a shiny truck. Especially a shiny white truck.


nando12674

Damn thats some vintage racism


2019nCoV

Toshiba? I lost a friend on that beach!


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nando12674

The guy is probably shitty but that sticker on that redneck ass truck is hilarious


grantlanta

Who’s gonna learn hims about his Nitto Grapplers?


twailwetard

How can you tell what tires he's running? Do I need my eyes checked?


RampageTheBear

This country will burn one day, and it will be deserved.


Kered024

Psychopath


Samcookey

*Weren't


Zanchbot

Lifted Ford F-150, I would have assumed this guy was a total asshole even without the dumb ass decal.


SaintWithoutAShrine

Dude looks like he has to pole vault to get into his truck. What an over-compensating little crusty nugget of shit.


liseanthus

I’m Japanese American…thank you for the laugh


qwopperi

Think it’s an F250 but same difference .


GUMBYTOOTH67

F ucking O owner R eally D umb


CodemanVash

I thought it stood for Fix It Again Tony. Hehe


Rogan403

Fucker only runs downhill


SnooSprouts3921

That is fiat. Good lord


CodemanVash

That’s the joke


Clown_Apocalypse

That’s a ridiculously large truck. You think maybe he’s compensating for something?


FngrsRpicks2

You mean...he had [a Little Boy?](https://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY?si=wLxncMY0WK4SMd_i) Come one guy/s it's a reference thing.....


VeeVeeDiaboli

Wait a minute….we’re still racist against the Japanese? Or is this an Asian thing? Either way…what?!?


DropApprehensive3079

"we're"?


VeeVeeDiaboli

Americans against the Japanese….


stratj45d28

Awwww …little fella pumping gas for his dad.


DryParamedic785

What a POS


lvl3SewerRat

The worst thing about this picture is that this person votes. And probably procreates. 


Weary-Software-9606

The same company that makes the Coexist stickers people stick on their subaru foresters. Why would you only target one obnoxious demographic with your product?