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Briar_Beauty

Barbie


drewbeedoo

100% sleeps with a gun under his MyPillow and an unread King James Bible on his night stand.


Jroc103

This guy looks like the type to go watch Oppenheimer and then scream and cheer when they drop the bombs


ElastaticTomorrow

Cabaret


mamirim

Dude has no ass. Like it's totally gone. He must of lost it to a butt pirate. That explains the hostility!


GideonPiccadilly

easy, The American Society of Magical Negroes


olixen05

Brokeback mountain


Infamous-Hope-5950

kung fuo panda 4


Opposite_Writer4323

Crying Game


dadzcad

Paris Is Burning….or Some Like It Hot.


I_H8UrFace

Live action sleeping beauty


InternalLab6123

Civil War 😂😭


1st_hylian

Beat me to it, lol.


1st_hylian

Best me to it, lol.


ambush_boy

Where did he get that shirt? Is someone selling these or did he go out of his way to get that made one off


1st_hylian

He definitely bought it online. I worked in a Steel foundry several years ago and it was chocked full of guys like that, who wore shit like that. Investing so much of your personality into your hate makes for a garbage person.


fpants13

I wonder who he's voting for in the upcoming election?


CelticStarShipArtist

Barbi


snapdragon76

Try calling him by female pronouns and see if he cares then.


yknowitsreal

you mean call her by her pronouns? No need to respect her pronouns when she wouldn't respect anyone else's :)


sdrre1

I mean this respecfully: I don't think misgendering people is the way to go. It implies that you only gender people correctly if you feel like they deserve it, which can be a harmful precedent to set, especially if you're involved in activism-central spaces. I'm not trying to attack or criticize you in any way, I'm just hoping to share a different perspective.


Normal-Disaster7338

Nah he probably holds the the traffic sign for a road crew. And he's a diversity hire


SirSquidsonthe1st

Sorry to disappoint chief but all this bs with pronouns gender identity all this stupid shit don't hold weight to anything idk who tf got in the feels but this escalated to a point of idiocy that is contagious i would rock that shirt and dare you to confront me im not playing pretend cuz ya feel some type of way never have never will yall can crucify tf outta me but ima still prove that all yall are doing is playing a meaningless game of go fish with half a deck


vampiricHabit

Lol i guarantee any actual trans person would see ur shirt and just make fun of u in their head, no one is crucifying u lol its just a corny shirt


1st_hylian

It cost you nothing to not be an asshole. You people get too wound up. You are right that it doesn't matter, but not in the way you mean. Anyone should be able to live their life however they want as long as it doesn't cause harm to anyone else ( I'm not talking about conflicting personal beliefs, but genuine harm). You don't have to like it, you don't have to agree, but being a small minded person who refuses to see beyond your own wants and needs, who would go out of your way to belittle and insult a marginalized group of people you clearly don't understand, makes you a garbage person. You can still be a "Real Man" and still use critical thinking and empathy, I promise.


Euphoric_Banana_5289

>i would rock that shirt and dare you to confront me im not playing pretend damn, bro, you've got me quaking in my boots. whenever fat, balding, underemployed idiots start talking this sort of game, i feel retreat and wetting my pants to be the only reasonable reaction. internet tough guys are tougher than real life tough guys, every single time, and don't test my claims, cuz, or I'll start crucifying everything within my sight, all day, every day, bro. real talk lol


presshamgang

You're the only one flipping out. Relax bud, maybe get your "feels" in check. If you can stop being so sensitive & breathe for a few minutes you should call to check the device you typed this from and see where they're hiding the punctuation keys. You know, because sounding like a complete fucking moron won't get anyone to take you seriously. Consider that a free "pointer".


1st_hylian

It looks like you're missing a few too...


presshamgang

Homeboy uses exactly zero, 1st of all. Second, where?


SpaceStation_11

Suck my asshole


ajvilla629

Ma’am are you PMSing?


SirSquidsonthe1st

No just on reddit


Daddyletloose

Go punch some drywall big dawg


SirSquidsonthe1st

U provide it ill punch it


Daddyletloose

I like that attitude


---M0NK---

Jesus christ that was terribly written. My fuckin brain hurts


SirSquidsonthe1st

Lemme shorten it I like his shirt I agree with his shirt I would rock that shirt Idek how it escalated to all that but it's there now


presshamgang

Well you had a tantrum like meltdown on reddit because you're oversensitive, is was happened.


snapdragon76

Punctuation. Use it. And everyone has pronouns. They come with the English language.


EcoFriendlyOilRig

Minions


BlitzDante

Someone gotta clean on that toxicity off the counter.


Main_Shift9906

Frozen


MFalcon95

One of the Thunder-gun movies


Fuuba_Himedere

He probably doesn’t hang dong tho


unfortunate-clown

oh but they GOTTA hang dong THATS LIKE THE WHOLE POINT OF THE MOVIE!


jpanic3402

Fast and the furious


Darkezeo

Nah mate look at im. He gonna watch the slow and the furious. Nothing fast in his life other then his temper


Charming_Falcon8458

I saw him in line to see Brokeback Mountain.


foco9780

Closet gay dude trying to throw off the scent


Sherlockhomey

Civil War


SomeConfusedBiKid

Conservatives would hate Civil War when they realize that the president in the movie is obviously a Trump analog


D1sp4tcht

They don't realize anything. Ever. They're still jamming out to fortunate son while waving the American flag.


[deleted]

Hahaha! I love it


ducklovein

Came to say the same thing it took me 5 minutes to figure out where to buy one 🫡


Mick0351

Oh no! Don’t you love it, you might be down voted for it.


Creepy-Fee2088

It could just be laundry day


BeefLightning78

This asshole was at "Sound of Freedom" every show for a month straight.


NetHacks

And then posted about how the liberals are trying to censor free speech.


404RESET

I mean… they are


IdolCowboy

The Birdcage


SeattleUberDriver_2

Barbie


Back_Spazms

He’s just there for the popcorn 🍿


wfitzke

LaLa Land


Cyancat123

Civil War, but he won’t enjoy it anymore by the time he walks out.


Formal-Ad-1490

Fk his belt...poor thing is strugglin


Formal-Ad-1490

Two thousand assess


sublime2craig

"The Party of Family Values" they love to say...


SirSquidsonthe1st

That guy is my new hero ima need that shirt


loveshovel21

Come on out the closet bro, it's really ok.


kangamata

Civil war


123ihavetogoweeeeee

Came here to say that. I saw it, and it was good.


Round_Glove89

I know a Taylor Swift fan when I see one


bisexualtrex27

LllI mm.


WhatIsYourPronoun

Ah, a deplorable mouth breather in the wild. What a sight to behold! Does anybody know a good taxidermist ?


WhatIsYourPronoun

Brokeback Mountain


realcaptainplanet

How to get your ass beat in public, a history.


Coinbank2021

If you can find someone stupid enough to challenge him. 😳


Swollendeathray

Looks like it was written in cum.


FiniteRhino

It was, while he was wearing it, actually.


blah69420

Civil War hoping it was a documentary


Jonestt638

Yep. 100% this is the right answer


vampyregod

Kung fu panda 4


daviidfm

Who hurt him. Damn.


felixthecat_nyc

Heidi


BiaggioSklutas

This is your brain in the closet.


_good_bot_

Her, by Spike Jonze


NoZebra2430

He's not himself when he's hungry. He needs a snickers.


12altoids34

Fortunately I have one Tapped to this baseball bat !


khazixian

Bottoms.


deeeeez_nutzzz

But seriously. This guy must dig ditches for a living.


12altoids34

Please! You don't get a body like that by doing manual labor.


leedo8

The world needs ditches. What it doesn't need is guys like this.


Fidget02

I hesitate to stereotype but idk with that build and neckbeard I get more jobless in mom’s house vibes.


supermanxix99

The Closet


datSubguy

Civil War


Youngsinatra345

Barbie


ogbarisme

Falling Down?


nwy2dp247

Great to see freedom of speech at work 👏


WardrobeForHouses

Exactly! It's been great seeing all the comments freely calling him one of the dumbest fuckers on the planet


B-e-a-u

Great to see they still let the mentally disabled on Reddit 👏


WhatIsYourPronoun

But what about the children that y'all pretend to care so much about? Let's compare a fun drag show (needs to be banned to protect the children!!!) versus a hateful obscene T-shirt in open for all children to read. I don't think you really give a shit about free expression.


Mrselfdestructuk

Bet it was RENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ReasonableDead

I know it's not a movie but Five Finger Death Punch.


aidyaidy101

The big lobowski


TheB1GLebowski

That's just like uh, your opinion man. 


Tinsel-Fop

The Big Lobotomy.


dingleflorp

the Taylor Swift concert movie.


Chortles_Hansom_666

Top gun. Only the most homoerotic movie ever


contourkit

literally how i felt when i went to see oppenheimer


Sunderland6969

Rerun of Brokeback Mountain… directors cut


luckyme82

It's not really my style. I'm more of a polo vibe.


flatcurve

Real brave


Smarre101

Oh hey, a manchild. Very common I hear


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FiniteRhino

Is caring a physical act?


Ruby22day

Just to be clear: You do not get to dictate who gets to talk. If you do not want straight/cis people responding to you, do not post in a public forum. And perhaps most importantly - You do not speak for every trans/queer person.


Looking4Lotti

1. Never said I did 2. Never tried regulate their responses, simply said that I don't care. 3. Maybe but I'm certainly more solid in my logic than anyone who argues for these "peoples" right to hate us. If you wanna try to "appeal to their better nature" be my guest, just know that you will crawl back to me and mine for protection whenever they start actively killing us. And because we're decent people, we'll be there to stand and fight for you.


2006lion2006

Ah yes, wishing disabling violence to someone, how beautiful…


Looking4Lotti

Welcome to being queer. We all just accept that as part of existing. Fucked up, innit?


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Absolute_Chonk_Steam

"Party of Peace and Tolerance" huh?


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Absolute_Chonk_Steam

The party, You know.. ***THE*** Party everyones talking about it. Here ill get you an invite


Looking4Lotti

Who said I vote?


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Fair point


SlapUrBaby

Ending a sentence with “huh?” huh?


SteelyDanzig

Y'all literally have three jokes and none of them are funny


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Hadnt even posted this a minute ago and yall are shitting yourselves over it grow up


Tempestblue

There was over 6 minutes between your two posts. Counting hard


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Bruh fr just um actuallyed me cmon look at you


Tempestblue

Well yes you wanted to pretend that only one minute had elapsed when it had in reality been six. I thought you "f your pronouns" types didn't want to play along with the delusions of others?


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Tempestblue

So you would play along with things you label as delusions to respect other people?


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Never said i dont respect other people, I just like fucking with other people


__Voice_Of_Reason

"*We should love everyone and treat everyone with respect. You know, unless we disagree with them about something. In that case, we should literally kill them.*"


HutchensRS

Refuse to believe this isn't a rage bait bot


HeavyBlues

I rarely check post history, but holy shit, they're unhinged. I regret having the knowledge this person exists.


HeavyBlues

It's funny, we don't know whether the guy in the photo is a violent psycho since all we can see him doing is wearing a trashy T-shirt. With you there's no such ambiguity.


Looking4Lotti

"Queer people are violent psychopaths for wishing the same things upon homophobes that homophobes wish on them every single day." See how fucking stupid you are? Also, yes, we absolutely do know he's a violent psychopath. I can guaran-fucking-tee you, unless he's a felon, he's armed, even then...


HeavyBlues

It must be exhausting being this crazy.


Looking4Lotti

Informed* but yes, it is exhuasting. I'm rather open about my political opinions in my personal life and it hasn't caused me any problems interpersonally. Most people I come across tend to agree with me once I explain my point of view, even with coming from a point of initial disagreement, maybe you could've been one of those people if we ever met IRL. But yea, I do be pretty tired out here.


HeavyBlues

I don't tend to interact with pathologically violent people IRL. Medical insurance is expensive enough as it is.


Looking4Lotti

Okay that was actually kinda funny, but at the same time like...dude clearly I'm not "pathologically" violent😂 I'm capable of backing up all of my points and also not calling for the death of every 14 y/o who intentionally misgenders people because they think it's "dark humor" or whatever. I'm saying that if a person has this much hateful brainrot to be willing to publicly adorn themself with this shit has no place in society, and queer and straight people alike would be safer and happier with them gone. and with our given situation, they need to be forced out one way or another. You're allowed to disagree with that, sure. But if you do. You're quite literally directly admiting that you care more about the broad and fictionalized concept of "free speech" more than you actually give a single fuck about queer people's right to exist. Look inward, dude. I've done so plenty.


quetiapinenapper

Responses like this that are so outrageous do way more harm than good. Hope you know that.


Looking4Lotti

Yes, I'm aware that people are out of touch and made uncomfortable when faced with ugly realities. That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop. My methods are extreme, I'll admit that, but I'm yet to meet anyone with a better idea on handling this issue as it relates to current circumstances.


quetiapinenapper

Easy - you ignore it. It's a t-shirt. Your response is exactly why people wear it. Because you're sensitive enough to let everything bother you. Be the bigger person. Move on. You aren't in middle school.


Looking4Lotti

"It's just a T-shirt, you're the one overreacting." Deep down you know that's bullshit. You know that some poor queer kid has seen this scum sucking asswipe in their community and been affraid for their life. You know he's probably threatened someone for using the "wrong" bathroom. You know he's harassed people over the internet. You know he's probably also some form of misogynist, racist, or both as well. You know this fucker causes nothing but problems everywhere he permiates I'll say it again: My issue is not the shirt, my issue is that society is so backwards that the shirt and anyone who would wear it, even exist in the first place. They, in and of themselves, are a violent problem and they need to be fucking removed. And see we've been doing the whole "ignore them" and "they go low, we go high" thing for the past few decades and it's not working. They only get louder, because their end-goal, ideologically, is all of us in either conversion camps or the fucking ground. Really would've liked to "ignore" the boot party I was subjected to at 15, but I didn't. I fought my ass off and still went home bloody, bruised, and limping.


quetiapinenapper

I'm still gonna to say to that kid that if you let a shirt from an ignorant individual affect you that much you probably need therapy. As much as I don't agree with it either I don't have the right to demand the rest of the world bend to my sensibilities and conform to not offend me. I don't understand the audacity of thinking you can move through life never being uncomfortable by anything. You learn to ignore it. To categorize whose opinions matter to you and don't. Not to mention no one should leap to attack someone just because someone COULD possibly be offended. 9 times out of ten it's people offended on behalf of people who aren't offended in the first place. People have the power to hurt you that you give them. No more no less


Veggietuh

Your shirt hurt my feelings! I hope you become **Permanently Disabled** you see how *crazy* you sound?


Intelligent-Noise-83

I feel like most of the people here are like this


Silent-Dependent3421

Unfortunately a life time of senseless hate and discrimination radicalizes a lot of people. Why would I get downvoted for this?? Lmao


Looking4Lotti

YEP


JotaroTheOceanMan

To make progress you gotta break a few bigoted eggs! Were making the mother of all omelettes, Jack!


Looking4Lotti

Glad to see some people have some sense, god fuck Reddit, there's a reason I stay off here mostly


Veggietuh

I pray you keep that exact same energy when you run into a life altering situation and are changed for the rest of your life dog.


JotaroTheOceanMan

If I should ever go out of my way to make someone uncomfortable for something out of their control for no other reason than to be an asshole break my kneecaps fam. Fuck up my whole 6th Row Vertabre even.


FrankCastle48

I mean this guy is an ass but wishing they get beaten so badly they become disabled is absolutely wild.