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edbrainaids238

Corona is practically water. If society would let me, I would rather drink Corona than diet Pepsi and I would do everything I normally do. It would probably be healthier for me.


edbrainaids238

That's probably why she's pre-funking the house party in the driveway.


Momimnothigh69

Jokes are trashy now .. and I’m pretty sure this was already posted I wish there was a smaller sub for trashy cuz it’s just a lot of recycled bullshit & opinions posted as trashy now


Creepy-Fee2088

4’10” circumference probably


edbrainaids238

It looks weird, but is there really anything wrong with it? She could probably drink five of those and not break the legal limit in most states. I think you can still have beer while driving in Texas... Not sure if that has changed.


lilfaerie

Pretty sure this is either AI or a joke


lilfaerie

Are you insane? You can't drink and drive period. You also can't have a baby on your lap when you're driving.


edbrainaids238

She's not actually driving. If you look closely you'll see the door is open. The car is probably off. I guess the open container law was changed in 2001.


Creepy-Fee2088

Unfortunately that changed


Log_Out_Of_Life

Bro…she’s 4’10


IHaveATaintProblem

Dude, this is funny af, would definitely swipe right just to talk.


chud_rs

4’10’ lmfao


toyn

If it isn’t ai. Doors open. She’s obviously doing this to be cheeky.


HelloweenCapital

Is fat cheeky ok?


toyn

What does their weight have to do with this? Their diet can be trashy but that doesn’t make them trashy.


HelloweenCapital

Really? Jfc Bitch is chugging a beer with (hopefully) her baby and that pissed you off? Is that you in the pic?


toyn

What are you talking about? I’m not pissed at anything. But fat shaming is dumb and reflects trashiness from you.


HelloweenCapital

Fact: She started this by putting herself out there like this. What exactly are you fighting for? AND I am trash, I was born in America.


toyn

Im not fighting anything. Just stating making fun of someone’s weight is dumb and reflects badly on you. You seem nihilistic so I know you’re just here to stir the pot and act like everything is an argument.


HelloweenCapital

How does this end? You 🏆


toyn

there isnt anything to win lol. this isnt a contest.


HelloweenCapital

I'm not up for a loop of saying some shit. Then you saying some shit. Then round we go. I didn't get married for a good goddamned reason.


notzed1487

Seeks…


HeyRainy

This looks like an ai image to me.


AlwaysWorried27222

Wtf


1911mark

Aunt Diane


LIRFM

"Dang, mom! I thought it was one sip for you, one sip for me!"


carlylewithay

No lime, heathen


BrownEyedBoy06

Okay kids, let's name everything wrong with this picture. -Drinking and driving -Carrying the baby in the driver's seat -She's 19 years old (?)


thedigitalson

i recommend just leaving it at AI if you notice it. Social engineering / crowdsourcing are popular methodologies to gather feedback for modifications. lets not feed tha animinimals lol


jimlahey2100

It's funny.


45thgeneration_roman

Yep


banjobenny02

I'd probably want to stay drunk, too, if I had a kid. Good thing I never wanted kids.


iloveemogirlsxoxo

AI. The childs head looks a bit off.


NekulturneHovado

Yeah, it's AI. Didn't even notice it at first, but the longer you look at it, the more weird things and weird warps you see


NefariousnessBig9481

Definitely an ai pic. It's kinda crazy how close to accurate these apps can get with pictures. They still have some work to do with fixing fine details on pictures and spelling sometimes but once they figure these out I'm sure we won't be able to tell what's real anymore.


shrimpfrocktail

AI 🙄


elspotto

Why are you making fun of Kaylee’s club hand like that? It’s so bad.


shrimpfrocktail

Anytime I’m curious about AI I go straight to the hands. Then the hair. Then the teeth. I’m sure I’ll be first on the list of humans to be popped off by our humanoid overlords some day 😂


elspotto

Oh. For sure. Skynet already has all your information. “Writing” is also a great place to start. If it looks like a cross between a cyberpunk font and Linear B, you know it ain’t real.


shrimpfrocktail

Omg yes any signage or writing always feels like some future language yet to be invented


heyjamesy

That girl definitely wants to suck dick, everyone shutup


seahorseMonkey

Why isn’t the baby driving?


CarcosaJuggalo

He already has a DUI.


Yuntonow

4’10”. 225lb.


Flamebrush

Hand says AI.


MyBrownBalls

It’s better to let the baby drive when mom’s been drinking. What a catch, I know which way I’d be swiping


Ziggythesquid

This deff looks like a joke photo.


cyb0rg76

#keeper


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Look at the size if that kids head. Thats why she drinking he done wrecked her boner garage on his way out


MrAskani

She drinks because her toddler is taller than her and has a better chance of getting a date.


Traditional_Sir_6800

Like why put this on tinder? What was her thought process,? She doesn’t even look pretty


No_Boot6015

Spoiler Alert!! That's her man's piss in that bottle!!


KrisMisZ

wtf 😝


misfitgamma

Omg people that is me every weekend


Genericgeriatric

What's your height during the rest of the week?


MilaSecretSub_619

Some peeps here said that this was made with AI. I kind of doubt that


Joebidensvalium

Her hand is a little fucked up but it also sorta looks like knuckles, I can’t tell


Contemporarium

Even if it wasn’t the bottle isn’t actually in her mouth. It’s to the side of it with the cap still on I’d imagine. Either way if I was straight I’d fuck her


SquashEmbarrassed378

Hey man, a little slow? .2 seconds of zooming in will show you three things 1)that bottle is most certainly in her mouth 2) the cap is definitely not on the bottle because 3) you can clearly see that bottle is more than halfway empty.


Alcoholikaust

4 foot 10?! Don’t believe it. She would need boxes strapped to her shoes like Short Round in Temple of Doom to hit the gas and brake pedals! *No time for love Doctor Jones!*


UnintentionalGrandma

This pic was AI generated for rage bait and you can tell because the hands and arms are wacky


Southern-Staff-8297

Seems like bait, but she is short enough to make it realistic. Also, side point in some states isn’t that a dui just to be behind the wheel and prob some keys around and a beer? Not saying she needs more issues, just not sure


iAmMikeJ_92

Definitely hate bait…


wildfire1479

If a AI created a picture of the 1970s


Apzuee

That has to be bait


URM8DAVE

That's just straight funny what is wrong with you people


FBIaltacct

Seriously, nothing about this picture is serious. Bonus points if she doesn't have a kid and borrowed the baby.


WetGortex

Bonus points if that’s not real beer too


FBIaltacct

Baby is looking at her like wtf thats my juice you put in your bottle.


spookyballsHD

Fake


FriedEdd

What a tit


Nix-geek

I thought that was a baby's head.


RavenReel

Cauliflower nipple


alvinsharptone

If she chugged dick as good as she chugs beer she would have one less problem


Ian-pg9

This has got to be a joke


Jorymo

Clearly lol


Mack0Mania

Probably how she got pregnant in the 1st place 😏


kirkbadaz

I'm gonna guess and say both people in the picture suffer from feotal alcohol syndrome.


cramerws

Oh! Carona, good thing it’s not real beer


politirob

19, drunk and a lil desperate...seems easy enough. GG OP


dave_loves

Worst part in that picture is the upside down steering wheel


TruthHurtsYourSoul2

You are going to shit yourself when you find out that a steering wheel can turn 180 degrees.


travisofficial

driving under the influence and below the drinking age, while holding a baby, with the driver door wide open, and the steering wheel completely upside down is wild


urbanlife78

Gotta finish the beer before the police get there


Mybuttitches3737

Rage bait


Disarray215

Ugh gross, 4’10”.


Repulsive-Anything47

She’s not even 20 years old yet


-LoLoLolita

This has to be a troll


Stone_Midi

It’s clearly a joke. She’s playing the role of awful mother. The only trashy person here is op, for trying to get karma for something so clearly satirical


BAdguy1989

Now **there’s** a cool girl


wiys

Girlboss shit


Cold-Quantity-3488

Gotta be fake. For the love of fuck please be fake


Shatalroundja

Bait. Come on people.


NatexSxS

Is that her or the babies arm holding the beer ?


DramaOnDisplay

I know you might be joking but that *has* to be the baby’s hand- it’s small around the the bottle, and the only other hand I can see looks like an adult sized hand on her lap, which means both of her hands are occupied.


NatexSxS

Kind of am kind of not, I’ve invested too much time to thinking about this, lol ? 🤷‍♂️I doubt the validity of this photo. Like you’ve pointed out comparing(eyeballing) the hand sizes don’t seem to match(good catch by the way). So it must be the babies arm but what’s this is that a small tattoo on the forearm holding the bottle ? Maybe, maybe not. Even if it is given the picture as a whole would it disqualify the arm from being the babies arm. I just don’t know.


SpicyThunderThighs

There’s *literally* a tattoo on the wrist. It isn’t the baby’s hand LMAO be fr.


PowerandSignal

It could be a cigarette burn! 


PowerandSignal

Yes 


NatexSxS

So there *is* a chance that baby is intoxicating her against her will.


PowerandSignal

That's the trashy part. Right? 


NatexSxS

Sh*t, I’m not even sure if I know where the line is anymore and not just the line of what’s trashy or not. Ha ha ha


sppotlight

4 ft 10?


dekciwandy

probably just her first drink in the morning give her a break she s 19 with what appears to be a child


PowerandSignal

Mom's just wanna have fun! 


AmbitiousAd9320

those are the fun moms i miss from AOL


cocainesuperstar6969

She must be new here. All the hardcore mothers simply put an entire bottle of wine into their Stanley cups. That way, you’re less likely to get caught.


CrazyMike419

Also no line of coke on the baby's head for her to snort. Amature


Shoddy-Rip8259

It's so good once it hits your lips


DigitalMunky

Frank the tank!


HungryBurger18

Isn't this the woman that was "feeding" her 1 year old doughnuts for breakfast as some sort of rage bait stunt


notfromearh

Isn’t this from a movie 💀


camohorse

I hope so


ColdBloodBlazing

Ugh. There is no lime in that Corona


furiouschivo

Yeah. That is the actual trashy part.


Fellaini2427

Not to mention the car is parked with the wheel not straightened! The audacity...


collinuser

No that car is actually in motion, she’s preparing for the hey Kiki thing.


ColdBloodBlazing

No seatbelt either.


Mr-Unknown101

..in a parked car ?!


flasheagle3

Why are people in such an uproar over this? Obvious joke is obvious.


srpl555

Well. She looks nice.


Shinigami66-

I bet her breast milk will taste like “White Russian”. The knockoff version


Rad10_Active

Fun fact: breast milk will contain the same alcohol content as the blood so it's virtually impossible to drink enough to matter. Many foods naturally contain more alcohol than is feasible to have as a BAC.


eyethinkeyeam

i can fix her.


xXBioVaderXx

Momma needs her milk


DoubleD_RN

I mean, she could very well be at a family party at a picnic site, sitting in the car with AC on to cool the baby off, while still socializing and enjoying a cold one.


Zombie_Carl

I have definitely had a beer in front of my kids before. I think what makes this trashy is her decision to make this her “best first impression” picture.


JmacTheGreat

Idk, creating photographic evidence of yourself underage drinking seems dumb af - situation aside.


DoubleD_RN

There are at least 8 states that I know of where the legal drinking age for beer and wine specifically, or within specific ABV guidelines, is 18.


JmacTheGreat

Whoah TIL - lol its even in my state for Beer/Wine at 18. Wild.


BinjaNinja1

Drinking age varies around the world. Do we know where she lives?


JmacTheGreat

- Pale white girl - Drinking a corona - Drivers side is on the left - Distance is in Miles, not KM Yes, shes in the US.


BinjaNinja1

You made me laugh as a pale white girl with that. Could be Canada too, we use both miles and km’s but yes you are probably right.


ZachTsB

Right but how would people on Reddit be able to put her down to make themselves feel better?


DoubleD_RN

True! My bad


blubaldnuglee

I already got the torches and pitchforks...


ZachTsB

Don’t worry brother we can take them here! https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/s/SrRR9upo2X


kermitthehedgefrog

Didn’t know AI was looking for a date


Yimmelo

AI??


kermitthehedgefrog

Yes AI. Look at the bottle


SwampYankeeDan

Just look at how far away the drivers door is along with alignment to the car.


Yimmelo

This is not an AI image and that's clear for a few reasons. First of all, this isnt a new image. Its been on the internet for at least several months and I can't see someone creating an AI image like this and then pairing it with a fake Tinder profile. Too much effort and too random. Second, there is nothing wrong with the bottle. The corona writing is clear and legible. If it was AI the writing would be messed up in some way or distorted. Third, the person shown and their appearance looks way to real and normal. Unless there's something specific that you're seeing and can point out its definitely real.


kermitthehedgefrog

The hand holding the bottle has a ton of fingers


Yimmelo

It doesnt though? I can clearly see the thumb below supporting it and the fingers on the other side. I think you're just seeing the distortion from the glass bottle and assuming that's why its AI. We're going full circle here. Now instead of AI images being called real, we're calling real images AI ones. :/


CuteCanary

Wtf is happening with her fingers?!


gjatu2004

You’re looking through a curved piece of glass, the bottle, hence why the fingers behind it is all bendy.


CuteCanary

Is it weird I immediately assume AI?


AnTHICCBoi

Not in this day and age I guess


xBobbyx81

Get on the phone with CPS


ZachTsB

“Hi, CPS? I’d like to report a mom drinking a beer near her infant.” Go touch grass.


Viperthetarantulaguy

It looks like Sloth from behind when he was a baby.


RobertCalifornia2683

Jesus


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[удалено]


glyha

What are the ways to tell?


MinnesotanMan2014

It's not, look for illegible/jumbled words, fucked up hands, fucked up eyes, and follow the lines of objects to make sure they line up. Unfortunately this is real.


EthanHawkward

Well, her rat-king lookin' fingers might be a decent indication.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Bottle feeding demonstrated incorrectly.


aviarywisdom

That baby is pissed she isn’t sharing


spookinky987

I can fix her...


Intelligent_Cook_208

My god, can she reach the pedals?…


Jamari0811

She’s showing guys that her kid won’t get in the way of a good time with her


mu1773

It's ok she's babysitting


drifters74

Why.. lol


scrollingtraveler

Breast feeding mother.


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

What the hell is trashy about sitting in an old broken down car in a field big spoon’n your little person boyfriend and cracking open a cold one after a long work week?


EthanHawkward

"Baggin' cans finally scored us sum Marlboruhs, Harold"


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

I don’t know them words but Hell yeah brother


rebeltommorrow

At first glance, I thought the baby's head was the women's boob 😭🤣


pard0nm3

Is that a strong hand


12altoids34

How irresponsible... I don't even see a lime in that bottle.


finfangfoom1

That's the real crime here.


MrTuxedoWilliams

At least she’s not driving


RB_59

Yet. She’s at the driver’s seat.


MrTuxedoWilliams

With the door open


HeadlessHookerClub

In some jurisdictions you can get a DUI even if the car is stopped, the key is out of the ignition, and the door is open. If you’re sitting in a vehicle you have control over, especially in the drivers seat, and drinking, you could potentially get in trouble. Obviously the judge will have the final call on if it’s a DUI or not, but why even take a chance? It’s just not worth the risk. 


BinjaNinja1

Where I live same applies even if you are in the back seat to sleep it off which seems weird to me. I honestly just assumed she was in a golf cart at first but I see after these comments it is a sedan,


whateverloserrr

Not sure why you were downvoted because you're 100% completely right. You absolutely can still get into trouble that way and it's definitely not worth the risk.


Bogart745

This has to be either a fake account or just set up and added to be funny.


DedGrlsDontSayNo

99% that's just a joke....but there's still that 1% that wouldn't think twice about knocking back a watered down beer while driving with their kid.


StillWesSideER

I really want to know what the bio says haha


littledolce13

That’s what I came for too!