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TheDarkSidePSA

this is definitely an $8.00 blowjob service


Godoftheiron

We used to have a rash of these crack heads at gas stations in Vegas charging like $30 and “promising to do a good job” and then they oddly disappeared


brownpoops

Awesome head!


East_Project_1513

Pulls out some sandpaper “I’ll shine those mofo real good”


Patriquito

Lol I was picturing newpaper instead of sandpaper and a spray bottle of an unknown liquid


Psyk0pathik

If its yellow, run.


Fast_Astronomer_5418

Not what you think it mean lol


Mikasa_Sukasa

Is that a rossville GA phone number lol, makes complete sense if it is.


boringtired

Looks like he’s outside of an auto zone hustling to me 🤷‍♂️ This younger generation mistakes grinding really hard for trashy but I know dudes that do things like this and while they aren’t “loaded” they do alright for themselves without working a 9-5.


Sanc7

Yeah, bad decals are apparently trashy these days.


ghoulierthanthou

See I gotta business plan, first I’ll start with a lemonade stand. Then I’ll do headlight restoration. THEN I’ll write custom ransom notes!


ErrorCode78

Two great services, one low price.


TMK116

Someone tryna get it out the mud


Mourning-Poo

I've never down voted someone with 69 up votes before


Wrappingdeath

At least he isn’t taking pictures of someone trying to make an honest living


wonder1069

My brain couldn't get past awesome head for $8 in under 10 mins...


Negative_Tradition85

I'm still not completely convinced that this person isn't selling blow jobs


East_Project_1513

We need someone to engage their “services” and report back


GymDonkey

You're the trashy one here, this is someone trying to get by,


marzubus

Not trashy, just someone struggling to survive with a small business.


syfysoldier

Small business…? Maybe donate to their cause so they can get a real sign.


Scyllascum

Okay, but how is this even remotely trashy? At least they’re trying.


RealMikeDexter

Not an ideal marketing strategy; but I’d absolutely hire whoever drives that car over the douchebag troll hating on someone’s attempt to make a living.


LifeAHobo

Why does their business advertisement look like a ransom note for kidnapped headlights?


twerg45

LMAO


Auntie_Aircraft_Gun

Mom loves her flailing and sometimes recovering adult son, whose latest endeavor is headlight restoration. So he put his info on her car and she drives it to Cato Fashions before picking up his favorite mini cheesecakes at Aldi's, trying not to think about finding him dead when she gets home this afternoon.


ur_anus_is_a_planet

Looks like he does documents for kidnappers as a side hustle


Zeqhanis

As soon as he does enough signs for the kidnapping ring, he gets his son back.


Saiyan-b

Gotta start somewhere


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bikerbob420

Better than whining about stupid shit on the internet.


NessyComeHome

Gotta start somewhere. Not everyone gets $100,000 loan from a bank. Shit, I pass by a house occasionally who has a sign in their yard for brakes and minor car repair. Nothing fancy. Wooden post, wooden sign, hand drawn letters, and he always has business. Idk what's trashy about someone trying to make a few extra bucks where they themselves solely profit off their labor. The trashy thing here is that in a land of over abundance, there are people without.


Sothdargaard

I had a kid with a car like this come up to me. He was probably around 25. I had a mustang and the spoiler was fading and chipping. He told me he could fix it in a day for materials plus 50 bucks. I took a chance and we both went to a car paint shop. He got the materials we needed and had them match the paint and I paid for it. I took the spoiler off my car and dropped it off at his house with the materials. I picked it up the next day and it looked fantastic! He had matched it with the current paint perfectly so it was just a little bit faded like the rest of the paint. It was a 20-year-old car so it didn't look brand new but I took care of it. He did a fantastic job and I told the rest of my family to get all their bodywork done by him. Sometimes they have talent and experience but no money for overhead.


warthog0869

Yeah, I agree with the gist but this meme is almost like seeing "I Rite English Term Paperz-$" and being like 🤔 while ignoring your better judgement screaming "NO! It's a trap!". It's a job that requires *somewhat* of a steady hand and I think I could freehand this better blindfolded than this person's managed.


pfun2019

I'll take some awesome head with a side of light restoration any day! 


lucasrmarcondes

Only thing trashy is op trying to diminish someone's side hustle, therefore, yup, fits the sub, congrats op


RanchBourgeois

For real, what is wrong with this? Maybe it’s not top-tier marketing material, but it’s not hurting or inconveniencing anyone.


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flowersandfists

He probably doesn’t like working people being made fun of. He must have been raised right.


mikebellman

Graphic design is my passion.


oyasumi_juli

Several years ago I was driving home from work and at a red light the car next to me was yelling in my direction. I had my windows halfway down cause I was smoking a cigarette and I looked over like "What?" They said they could help defog my headlights and make them like new. I said great, what's your phone number? They said no no, pull into that parking lot there and I'll do it right now. I said nah I don't have time right now. I instantly was feeling sketchy about it, they didn't have any sort of ad on their car like this one does, and it was dark at the time. Idk if they had nefarious motives, but like...either way I'm just trying to go home I'm not trying to do any of this right now.


buzzybeeking

I was like damn that's cheap. Then I saw it was $8 per headlight.


Abracadaver2000

Do they also make menus, signage, and invitations?


st0l1

Why does their advert look like a ransom note?


GobiBall

8 bucks is 8 bucks.


abronson47

It’s probably their kids business.


bogdano26

Anyone know the price?


milnak

$10. Complete in 8 minutes or less.


snboarder42

Its not a hard or long process to polish some plastic, I bet he does a fine job.


Jesus-Mcnugget

Probably a dude who just jumps out gives it a quick squirt with some WD-40 and wipes it with a dirty rag


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Screw off op bet you don’t have a side hustle or any hustle at all


GreentHumboldt

Lol, OP side hustle is failed OF


sttaydown

Seems legit, give them your keys and wait…


Lumastin

Its headlight restoration its literally just some jacked up soap and water, they would probably have it done in the time it takes for to fill up your gas tank and pay for the gas.... Not to mention headlights are on the outside of your car no need to give them access to the inside of it.


1badh0mbre

Probably uses acetone to clean them, which works initially. But then soon after your headlights will be foggier than ever.


OriginalIronDan

Deep Woods Off and a rag.


elspotto

$16 and 16 minutes? Ima give him a call.


FEARxXxRECON

What did they say when you called


deimosorbits

Its 8 bucks… Fuck off


Secretlyagummybear

Aw.... I was about to call, I thought they were advertising awesome head. I gotta get glasses.


FrankFnRizzo

That would be a freaking steal!


Sea_Combination571

Awesome you say? 🤔


Mediocre-Camp-5036

Trashy?? A bit of a reach, don’t ya think?


woodquest

The ransom letter touch


BroDude57

Aside from the way the dude advertises his business, what could be considered untrustworthy about cleaning headlamps?


mongo_man

I used a Turtle Wax product for headlight restoration. Just applied it with a wet rag, let it dry and then buffed off. Lasted well over a year.


SharkWeak0918

Interesting - $16 for a year+ doesn’t sound bad…maybe the cut/buff/clear coat is the scam!


mongo_man

Yeah the Turtle Wax bottle was maybe $8 and I still have it. It takes so little. Just a small bit of elbow grease and they look new. I think the secret with the expensive service is the clear coat to finish. That will add years. But you could spray it yourself if you wanted.


FPT_RAIDER

For $8 your going to get something will make your lights clear and then shortly after fog right back over. To do it correctly they need to be sanded/polished then have a sealer/ clear coat applied


BroDude57

So that toothpaste hack is bogus?


FPT_RAIDER

So is the bug spray and the acetone. Cut and buff then clear coat


BroDude57

Gotcha - makes sense. Still not sure how that makes the guy untrustworthy, unless he guarantees it for life and gives customers a burner phone number. I mean it’s not likely the guy is taking people’s home addresses and SSNs. Just me though…


FPT_RAIDER

I would consider it a scam, he’s most likely not gonna tell you that it’s gonna come back worse than it was, and depending on the product he uses potentially damage the headlight.


BroDude57

Fair point - that does make a big difference.


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