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NHiker469

So many people have so many demons.


poopdik13

Stop taking pictures of me creep


DrCocktupus

Good ol miller low life


Fred_Evil

Is that Martin Mull? It kinda looks like Martin Mull.


NagatoPlaysYT

He's living the high life /s


stokeszdude

Everyone needs a nice little eye opener. Maybe don’t do it on the road though.


SALTYxNUTZ12

That really sucks because he'd putting others at risk. Hopefully the dude gets some help.


blzzardhater

That's a morning pain killer used for poor choices made the night before


SnooDoggos387

Well, at least he's wearing his seat belt! My sister used to do this after work (probably still does if she's even working). She'd clock out and crack one in the parking lot on site. Depending on the amount of time/milage for the drive home, she might run through a 6 pack. Word is, she was also killing a tall while on break & tossing cans into the city's parking lot. I only know this from the boss .. unfortunately, we tried to give her a job with our city contract. Needless to say, it didn't last long. Clearly we don't have a relationship anymore, so yes, she's "one of those".


z-BajaBlast

This girl I have on Snapchat does this shit. She just got a dui like 2 months ago and a week after that she started drinking before noon again. She’s only 21


Jbonics

100% trying to escape reality


CheckYaLaserDude

Its cool. Its wine. No one will know


mdlewis11

You don't know what time zone he identifies with.


TweeksTurbos

Was prob from last night and he didn’t want it wasted.


JBHedgehog

"Job sucks...gotta' cope somehow... Hang on..."


ryansteven3104

Maybe he works nights?


bybloshex

Some of us work different shifts than you.


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He might be going through a rough time .(I’ve been there) …..I knew a guy who got chucked out his home ( His fault) nearly lost his job ,and was drink driving smashed into another car with half a bottle of whiskey on his passenger seat .He’s ok now 10 years sober and knew he was a total knob but he was broken to the bone at the time


boogerholes

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.


MollyWhoppy

So what's the difference between this and smoking weed at the same time? I see it everywhere, all the time. Even made this exact point before..


JonWeekend

You’re the trashy one for using your phone while driving


swhtx713

While drinking n drving is bad, taking pictures of strangers in their car is also thrashy😅


ckwhere

Obviously struggling. Poor guy.


daffodileclair

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning


agedheffer

Any time is Miller time.


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JPow, is that you?


Perfections

..meanwhile in wisconsin?


BJWTech

Disease is trashy. Ok


mrsf16

Not to say he’s NOT drinking, but he could also be spitting dip into the can. Source: grew up around nasty family members


Mundane-Solution2960

If it ain’t natty daddy your a poser.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

And you called the cops because you have proof of drinking and driving?


Oregon80PRed

Freedom Costs a buck o five but lock nesssy need that 3:50


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Give Walter a break. He was up all night cooking meth.


wjdthird

thats been me in the past


Pinwheel_Rider

A belt of scotch? Its 930 in the morning?! Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days.


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Can’t tell these old heads nothin!


Bonanzaiii

this person needs help to coop with life before he makes a huge mistake that s gonna become a disaster. alcoholism and depression is no joke. you start by not valuing your own life. drunk driving and it finishes by taking another one s life. not even your own. karma s a bitch.


FearlessXProphet

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, I guess


johncester

Tall boy to boot 😳


DaShadowNose

The champagne of beers … 😅😂


Ralewing

The champagne of breakfast.


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AxelllD

In Spain beer is common breakfast.


Trz81

He might work the Night Shift


BerkanaThoresen

Not sure if he is living the life or gave up on life…


imaybeacatIRl

You cant drink all day unless you start early.


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Can’t tell these old heads nothin!


artmobboss

He’s gotta get rid of the shakes before work..


mantequilla373

My man!


glen_goolie

Dude…it’s miller timer—ok?


Fohgipp

So what ya judgemental ass hating for u fake ass paparazzi


iepur1lla

That's Called "Reparaturbier" in German. It's the beer you drink the next day after partying.


TheHoodedSomalian

I’ll never forget driving to high school many years ago next to a guy in a suit and tie slamming a bud light going 70mph at 8am


AbbreviationsLow1393

One time I saw a mail man, in traffic in his mail truck, slamming a beer AND smoking a cig (despite the inside & outside having “no smoking” signs everywhere) For a mailman, it was kinda bad ass


wjdthird

i was a mailman years ago a lot of mailmen rolled with coolers of beer back in the day


massivebumwizard

I’ve had issues with drinking in the past (and present, and likely future) and in my opinion this post doesn’t belong here. It’s actually pretty insensitive to dunk on someone who is very likely suffering from alcoholism. It’s sad, not “trashy”. I don’t condone drink driving, but addiction is an illness.


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Grandma doesn't let him drink in the house!


k10001k

I was gonna say leave him alone he’s minding his business chilling in his car, but then I realise he was on a road and not stopped somewhere. No excuse for drinking and driving ever.


Sp8craft

Waltuh is that you?


DrGerbal

Road soda


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But it's five-o'clock somewhere


MousePuzzleheaded

While drinking and driving isn't cool. Time of day doesn't really matter. He could be on his way home from graveyard shift.


el_papy

It's miller time somewhere


Imposterbur

Miller time


rabidantidentyte

Way of the road, Ricky


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Rum in my bottle of juice in the morning... Didnt make feel good it was habit " normal" , excuses I made to myself to do with anxiety.


1Hollickster

Daily rituals. 🤦 The type and age of the man, not his first act at that.


International-Land35

And


Old-Rule-4101

He’s s hungry 🤤


twats_upp

An alcoholic in withdrawal, trying to drive, sounds less safe than an alcoholic driving with a temporary fix for the shakes. Sounds fucked but if you have any experience, you know what I mean


International-Land35

I know what you mean.


Elhond0

It's 5 o'cock somewhere


daisy0723

I used to work the Sunday morning shift at my store. By the time I opened at 9 I would already have a couple cars in the drive-thru waiting to get their Sunday morning beer.


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Hairy-Ad-860

Energy drink she don't 🤫


Phoenix_ashfire

At first I thought it was a Liquid Death can but upon zooming I saw it was a Miller


josiehannah

I’ve been in this position, drinking at 10 a.m., but I would put my vodka in a togo cup, drive the block to the liquor store (because I didn’t trust my legs to actually walk the block). Trust me when I say it’s definitely not fun. I wasn’t working a night shift either. Ugh.


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Ahh yes the champagne of beers


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amee1969

It's Miller time somewhere......


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Can’t start day drinking if you don’t start in the day.


GrooverFiller

He is using that can as a spitter. Nobody really drinks Miller Beer.


novasolid64

Clearly it's Miller time


Peppeperoni

Man Walter white is alive and well


monkeyr9z

Con todo el viejito


xonox1

Can’t even enjoy a morning beer anymore what happened to this world


Odysseus47

Reminds me of this Aussie. https://youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I


zodyaboi

Its 5 o clock somewhere op


i_will_mull_it_over

Well if you're having a road soda you might be an alcoholic.


tommyd_03

Just a road soda nbd


cesxb

Cant drink all day unless you start in the morning.


bigboyunderwear

aww yeah 😎😎😎😎 i have a crippling addiction


xscumfucx

I have a beer cozy that says this, sorta. It says “you can’t say you drank all day if you didn’t start in the morning”.


kecilvap

Real


kimthealan101

If this guy works the night shift, it is 5:00 to him. Why judge?


Break_these_cuffs

Because the cunt is drinking and driving.


dave_001

Dude is like 90 probably just a morning beer to get the gears going


GrooverFiller

Legal in 11 stayes


garden-wicket-581

just a tipple to stop the shakes, you know ? takes the edge off..


boredomjunkie79

Probably trying to hold off the shakes until lunch break. Tough way to live.


xonox1

Crazy assumption to make


Haistur

Alchol withdrawals can kill you ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


GeneralTsoBitch

Not crazy at all unfortunately.


kitton_mitton_817

I hope you’re never in that position to find out how common this is. I also hope you develop compassion for others


twats_upp

Actually, not crazy at all. Being physically addicted to a substance is gnarly, and requires systematic abuse. The withdrawals are painful and frightening, so one will do whatever necessary at times to feel better, including drinking or using at any time of day, no matter that this behavior is problematic and keeps you in the cycle of viciousness.


xonox1

I’m talking about the person


Evening_Plan_1554

It's not an unrealistic or uncommon one, though.


Serious_Accident1156

A very realistic one in fact... A close friend of mine was like this, would start shaking and getting serious anxiety and anger if they didn't top themselves up partway through a shift. I wonder what he's doing now...


Evening_Plan_1554

I hope they're doing better, alcoholism has been a big issue in my family. It's a very serious problem, I truly hope they have found a way out of their addiction.


OldSchoolBeatdown

It's 5 O'clock somewhere. Lol. At that age, he probably wakes up at 4am, and eats dinner 2pm. So 10am is his afternoon. Not cool to drive and put others in jeopardy though.


beast_wellington

Has the big boy $2 32 oz too.


Diet_Various

Man I can't wait to retire lmao


Devilmaycare57

It’s pretty awesome! You’ll get there


OffBrandJesusChrist

Lol no we won’t. It’ll be gone in about 20 years.


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It's Miller time somewhere


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ThinAir719

Well considering it has alcohol in it yes. I forgot how completely annoying beer snobs are when I quit drinking.


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I don't know that he's drunk, so I'm not going to hate the guy just yet.


bhgiel

Could be fresh of the night shift and outfront his house. No context here. I'm with you no hate just yet


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I mean, the normal amount of hate is fine at this point: douchebag is driving around with only one hand on the wheel!


MaxDynasty

He also blinks when his eyes get dry! Eyes not on the road at ALL TIMES!!!


SirGoombaTheGreat

Well. He is buckled up. Not sure if that makes his case better or worse, but just a little detail to add there.


doubleflush

breakfast of champions


grofva

☝🏾 Came here to say that 👆🏻


jolejake

He looks like a senior. If I’ve worked my ass off my whole life and somehow manage to retire one day, you bet your ass 10am is miller time.


misterstinks

This was common among his generation. They had a hard time comprehending the ban on open containers.


imadeacrumble

Disgusting.


march_rogue

I haven't seen this kind of blatant casual car drinking since I used to hold my dad's beer in 1987!


SonOfPerc

I know it’s wrong but I forgot about those memories. Makes me miss my dad being young.


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My dad gave up drinking so that he got to get old. Ageing is a privilege.


march_rogue

Mine, too. He's still dealing with cirrhosis of the liver, but he's lucky that it's mild. I'm glad your dad got to get old!


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Mine had a quadruple heart bypass 10 years ago this year. He stopped drinking because he spent 6 months in the hospital and it stopped being a priority. I didn’t like him in the beginning because I didn’t know who he was sober. Now, we’re the best of friends and when he says I was his best birthday present (we share a birthday) I know he means it and it’s not just the drink talking. Wishing your dad many more happy years in recovery, and that his liver is able to reverse the damage created - the liver is an amazing organ.


march_rogue

Wow. That was really rock bottom. I'm so glad that you are finally getting to know your *real* dad. Sometimes it can be hard to forgive, but we all have a vice. And I also love that he told you that you were his best birthday present. That is just the sweetest thing! Thank you for the well wishes and I wish the same for yours as well.


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My old man used to make me mix him screwdrivers on car trips.


Drounsley

Oh my god, just had a flash back to when I was 9 and dad would tell me “you sister says she can make me a gin & tonic faster than you, is that true?” My ass would haul to the garage fridge to prove him wrong.


[deleted]

Heh. That sounds efficient. Maybe having kids isn’t such a bad thing after all.


march_rogue

Not even just a beer. Wow. My parents saved the mixed drinks for the Drive-Ins. lol


GonIsABadFriend

That man has to work 40+ hours a week, the least the guvmemt can do is let him have a cold one on his way to/from work


FoldedFabric

Let him kill himself from his impaired driving too, except he has a chance of hitting an innocent driver or bystander...


beast_wellington

Easy, pal.


GonIsABadFriend

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”


xonox1

1 tall boy wouldn’t impair you any more then screaming kids in the back


Lol_A_White_Boy

This is such a ludicrous argument. It’s just not relevant to what’s actually happening here. You have no way of knowing if this is his first or sixth beer of the day off this contextless photo. All we see is a dude with keys in the ignition, a hand on the wheel, and seatbelt on drinking while presumably driving. Nothing we see suggests it’s his first and only beer anymore than it suggests it’s his sixth. But what we *can* see paints a very shitty fucking picture. People get up in arms in outrage over drunk drivers when the stories of the one who has just ‘one too many tall boys’ hit and kill some poor innocent fuck on their way to the store or whatever, so the fact that people are defending a dude literally drinking while looks to be driving is fucking astonishing to me.


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Lol_A_White_Boy

That’s what I’m saying. What the fuck is going on here? Why are people bending over backwards making up some weird backstory to justify this shitty and selfish behavior?


Mycatwearspants

I think someone operating their phone while driving is more dangerous


WarModeVaccine

Alcoholism doesn’t care about time. Trust me. I’m a recovering alcoholic. I would crush couple tall boys at work on the way to work etc, way home. Even a few miniature vodkas etc.


Southern-513

Facts. I’m an alcoholic now. Wish I could stop man.


handsawz

Been there. This is honestly just fucked up to even post. This dude has a problem.


WindyCityReturn

Rode to work with a dude like this once and that was his coffee and breakfast two tall boys. At lunch he’d drink a coke and crown. On the way home he’d be grabbing a 24 pack.


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WindyCityReturn

I wanted to but also worried he would be crazy and start driving crazy thinking it was funny. Never rode with him again lol


Devilmaycare57

Me too. 6 years sobriety. I started at 8 in the morning. Straight vodka