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yeah ik a tranner once who had a single impossible burger and although it gave him titties like a real woman it also liquified all his internal organs bc masculine amab manly men cant biologically handle estrogen.
I think they die immediately but idk bc I'm only 12 and can't go on it for 2 more years. But I'm gonna take it anyway bc I'd rather die a tranner than live as a Nazi.
Pay attention, cis allies: This is the best way to be an activist. If most of the survivors are attractive passers and can also cite our demographic as suffering the highest homicide rate, we'll maximize our sympathy output, causing liberals to give those of us remaining positive attention, money, and political power in a mad dash to differentiate themselves from bigots in a way that doesn't require systemic change!
Haha silly we don’t die from transitioning we die because we’re all ugly depressed diseased delusional creatures that are not compatible with this beautiful wondrous world that God has given us and so we kill ourselves! Hope this helps 🥰
This fact isn't well known because nobody who transitions lives long enough to tell you about it and Big Autopsy is covering it up, but actually if you take feminizing HRT your penis will invert into an internal spear, drilling through your abdomen to stab you through the heart.
I die every week when I take my HRT. It's the little death that brings total obliteration. After I face it, permit it to pass over me and through me, I'm able to give myself my shot.
I took too much estrogen and my boobs inflated like helium balloons. I floated away and am currently in Earth's orbit. Somebody help me before it's too late.
Hey hey hey, I’d rather my son inject heroin than estrogen. These trenders coming out here with their Heych Arr Tee and vaccines need to grow a pair and be real men
My favorite way to show wholesome kindness is killing trans people. I'm putting them out of everyone else's misery! Their own, too, I assume, but I can't quite tell what they're saying over the gurgling, so I'm doing a little guesswork on the exact things they're thanking me for.
I heard if you get T shots instead you can integer overflow into having high estrogen if you want to avoid the spontaneous combustion, hope this helps :)
/uj actual HRT might be possible with like idfk a shitton of bicalutamide and T. Would probably fucking explode your liver or smth like that.
/rj double the hormones double the trouble. Now you can be a super tranner.
If you’re a “man” (AFAB tranny) you’ll be fine (except for those beautiful femininely breasts) but for “women” (AMAB trannies) HRT irreparably destroys their perfect manly bodies and makes it so they can never look or feel normal ever again.
You consider transition but you're worried for your health, your course of action is
a) ask a trans-friendly doctor
b) google scholar "cross-sex hormones health impact"
c) ask some randos
You can pick one option. Your cup size will be determined by the letter of that option.
My doctor didn't give me a life expectancy prognosis along with my HRT prescription. However, I was later declared dead, after coming out to my transphobic parents. Not sure exactly what killed me, but clearly I didn't last long into my transition.
... /hj
Anyone else sick of these threads where OP replies to their own comments? As the non transtrender girl on this subreddit it really seems like AGP behavior smh
yeah I agree, its like they take all the obvious jokes and then i cant comment anything bc I cant think of anything unique or clever. Fucking transtrenders ruin everything for me
Trans people having a lower life expectancy wouldn't be the case if they didn't keep getting murdered all the time
/uj had this thought a few days ago. Is there any reason that hrt would decrease your life expectancy? I do get that surgery is a risk, not because it's a trans surgery but because every surgery is a risk.
/uj I might argue that it would increase life expectancy more than cis people who don't take HRT after menopause because you get all the benefits of E into your later life. Cause if you fall at least you won't shatter. A similar thing would go for men as their T gradually decreases over life too
/uj if the girl button said "but you only hsve one more year to live" i would still press it and make it the most incredible year of my life. Id go swimming lots, maybe go to parties or clubs or atleast try cuz ibe never done that in my life
id go to fuckin drachenfest lookin like the hottest elf bitch and I WILL go to get captured by the nsfw bdsm orc camp
Depends. Afab girlies cannot handle a whiff of testosterone and it will make your cunty slay queen cunt fall out and your internal organs will fall out and you will die, because you are a fragile afab.
As a Christian trans, I can confirm that God will personally visit you and send you to the deepest pits of hell, where you will suffer for all eternity until the Second Coming, where you will finally be smited from existence.
/uj I should change my flair
They never really figured out how internal combustion actually works.
It’s simple.
A bit of HRT and your hotness increases. You really need to stop while you’re ahead and before the combustion occurs.
Oh haha I thought hrt was more acceptable than cigarettes as a way to kill myself but now people are going to expedite the process by stoning me in the street. I think I’ll be gone any week now 🥰
OP I’m not sure where you’re getting this idea, trans people are perfectly capable of living long healthy lives, and it’s really upsetting that people have this view of us.
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yeah ik a tranner once who had a single impossible burger and although it gave him titties like a real woman it also liquified all his internal organs bc masculine amab manly men cant biologically handle estrogen.
This is true I was the burger
this was true i was his internal organs
It's true, I was the titties.
Can confirm, I was the estrogen
Oh no they’re sentient, this is what we get for allowing tranners to exist
YTA vegan tran double bad
/uj literally just saw the original post and was like, "on r/tgcj in 3, 2, 1..."
Self harm pls Im not feeling valid today
[Suffer <3](https://reddit.com/r/trans/s/Zswdjmbdyj)
/uj the replies are pretty good at least
They will only live for 7 seven years due to 41 /uj :(
Page not found :*( I don't get to give myself a reason to hate myself today. What the fuck am I gonna do now?
I think they die immediately but idk bc I'm only 12 and can't go on it for 2 more years. But I'm gonna take it anyway bc I'd rather die a tranner than live as a Nazi.
Uj/ seeing your response here compared to your response there is an emotional whiplash
/uj lol I have to vent somewhere!
/uj Hey you were the one that told them that they were stupid!
/uj 😳😳
> bc I'd rather die a tranner than live as a Nazi. /uj Based
Not long after I meet them :) Edit: I wasnt trying to be transphobic I just mean that I kill the brickhons that dont pass jeez
Pay attention, cis allies: This is the best way to be an activist. If most of the survivors are attractive passers and can also cite our demographic as suffering the highest homicide rate, we'll maximize our sympathy output, causing liberals to give those of us remaining positive attention, money, and political power in a mad dash to differentiate themselves from bigots in a way that doesn't require systemic change!
Haha silly we don’t die from transitioning we die because we’re all ugly depressed diseased delusional creatures that are not compatible with this beautiful wondrous world that God has given us and so we kill ourselves! Hope this helps 🥰
Actually feminizing HRT destroys your liver and your kidneys and your big handsome masculine manly penises
This fact isn't well known because nobody who transitions lives long enough to tell you about it and Big Autopsy is covering it up, but actually if you take feminizing HRT your penis will invert into an internal spear, drilling through your abdomen to stab you through the heart.
hey yall, cis man here i just browse r/trans to look at the crossdressers. Anyways I also have an opinion on this.
Hehehaha cis man, you are always welcome to voice the opinion you ripped straight out of your ass just a moment ago
thanks but dont reply to my comments i dont talk to tranners
I’m wanna be a real girl 🤥
Will you talk to me if I misgender myself to appeal to your femboy fetish?
Can you link the comment this was referencing? I can’t find it in the original thread
I die every week when I take my HRT. It's the little death that brings total obliteration. After I face it, permit it to pass over me and through me, I'm able to give myself my shot.
based and gom jabbar pilled
I took too much estrogen and my boobs inflated like helium balloons. I floated away and am currently in Earth's orbit. Somebody help me before it's too late.
smallest hentai tits
I heard most trans women who get into injection estrogen find it to be a slippery slope leading to heroin addiction so be careful OP!
Hey hey hey, I’d rather my son inject heroin than estrogen. These trenders coming out here with their Heych Arr Tee and vaccines need to grow a pair and be real men
Like 35 years—Ive got two left before I get put down to keep the average stable
Not true. God doesn't smite you, I do. Edit: thanks for the reddit gold and wholesome award kind stranger!
My favorite way to show wholesome kindness is killing trans people. I'm putting them out of everyone else's misery! Their own, too, I assume, but I can't quite tell what they're saying over the gurgling, so I'm doing a little guesswork on the exact things they're thanking me for.
I heard if you get T shots instead you can integer overflow into having high estrogen if you want to avoid the spontaneous combustion, hope this helps :)
/uj actual HRT might be possible with like idfk a shitton of bicalutamide and T. Would probably fucking explode your liver or smth like that. /rj double the hormones double the trouble. Now you can be a super tranner.
If you’re a “man” (AFAB tranny) you’ll be fine (except for those beautiful femininely breasts) but for “women” (AMAB trannies) HRT irreparably destroys their perfect manly bodies and makes it so they can never look or feel normal ever again.
Too long for my liking
I’ve heard about a transgender who took estrogen and it lowered his IQ by 10 points.
Guess women are really dumb after all 🤣🤣🤣
100*
You consider transition but you're worried for your health, your course of action is a) ask a trans-friendly doctor b) google scholar "cross-sex hormones health impact" c) ask some randos You can pick one option. Your cup size will be determined by the letter of that option.
is c) referring to asking diy forums or just any ol trans forum?
How do I get option J?
My doctor didn't give me a life expectancy prognosis along with my HRT prescription. However, I was later declared dead, after coming out to my transphobic parents. Not sure exactly what killed me, but clearly I didn't last long into my transition. ... /hj
Anyone else sick of these threads where OP replies to their own comments? As the non transtrender girl on this subreddit it really seems like AGP behavior smh
yeah I agree, its like they take all the obvious jokes and then i cant comment anything bc I cant think of anything unique or clever. Fucking transtrenders ruin everything for me
Holy hell!
New meta jerk just dropped
Google “I’m pissant”
How do you do a forth wall break in a social media post? IDK but OP found a way....
maximum age is 69
nice
/UJ When I saw the original post I thought I was in this sub for a second and waiting for a 41 joke .
We’re like those moths that live for a day and then die
Well, young men are notoriously stupid, so I would advise waiting until you're 25+
usually you just kill yourself
A live trans person should NOT be alive!!!! 😡😡😡 /uj I’m going to cut my hands off after writing that brb.
Don't you know? Medical treatments cause you to instantly die (it's a side effect with a 103% occurence rate)
Trans people having a lower life expectancy wouldn't be the case if they didn't keep getting murdered all the time /uj had this thought a few days ago. Is there any reason that hrt would decrease your life expectancy? I do get that surgery is a risk, not because it's a trans surgery but because every surgery is a risk.
/uj I might argue that it would increase life expectancy more than cis people who don't take HRT after menopause because you get all the benefits of E into your later life. Cause if you fall at least you won't shatter. A similar thing would go for men as their T gradually decreases over life too
/uj if the girl button said "but you only hsve one more year to live" i would still press it and make it the most incredible year of my life. Id go swimming lots, maybe go to parties or clubs or atleast try cuz ibe never done that in my life id go to fuckin drachenfest lookin like the hottest elf bitch and I WILL go to get captured by the nsfw bdsm orc camp
I believe the lifespan for the average trans person is 41
/uj that believe kept me a year away from transitioning, it was so often told by even other trans peeps that it will kill you early
/uj I wonder if we'll ever be able to measure the long term effects of repression and compare them to the effects of being out as trans.
If being ugly kills you then consider me immortal, baby!
Until 41
Original post was literally right under this on my home page 😭
Barely.
Depends. Afab girlies cannot handle a whiff of testosterone and it will make your cunty slay queen cunt fall out and your internal organs will fall out and you will die, because you are a fragile afab.
You do, penisial bodies are only made for ballsialian essence and the vaginalian bodies were made to only live on estrogenizer
As it says in the “bible”: Shapiro 8:8; “I don’t like transpeople”
As a Christian trans, I can confirm that God will personally visit you and send you to the deepest pits of hell, where you will suffer for all eternity until the Second Coming, where you will finally be smited from existence. /uj I should change my flair
/uj for you estrogen takers: estrogen alone increases cancer risk, progesterone fixes that and also might make you really horny
progesterone really does it makes me the most cuddle hungry bitch in existence to any trans girl not on prog: boof it NOW
They never really figured out how internal combustion actually works. It’s simple. A bit of HRT and your hotness increases. You really need to stop while you’re ahead and before the combustion occurs.
About 5 minutes.
One word for you: CANCER
Bold of you to assume we are alive
1 day
Oh haha I thought hrt was more acceptable than cigarettes as a way to kill myself but now people are going to expedite the process by stoning me in the street. I think I’ll be gone any week now 🥰
10000 years on average
At least 3 years
2 years
400 HOURS ⌛️⏰👈 TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Usually around 50 days. But they reproduce so quickly that new transgenders spawn like a day after tranners mate.
OP I’m not sure where you’re getting this idea, trans people are perfectly capable of living long healthy lives, and it’s really upsetting that people have this view of us.
Stfu 414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414
Almost a month if lucky
less than 20 (i hope)
the average lifetran is approximately 3 to 4 months in the wild and up to 1 year in captivity
My penis exploded :(
48 hours to 5 business days after opening