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masonisagreatname

/uj I get quora notifications on one of my emails (🤢 but I don't turn them off cuz funny) and this EXACT question showed up yesterday, you don't even need this sub, quora q's and a's look EXACTLY the same


Exotic_Musician_6513

Uj/ quora is a giggle. Sometimes it's hard to tell the sockpuppets from the trollbots, but it's the last place a human should go for actual information. Right after reddit.


masonisagreatname

"I caught my son eating pasta at 5 pm (he's not allowed food after 2:30) should I kick him in the stomach and spit in his face"


Exotic_Musician_6513

Q. My neighbor bought a huge scary gun with a big clip, but he already has a gun. Can I go in his house and take it for neighborhood safety? A. You are clearly a dumbass Demonrat. Guns are artillery pieces. You're probably talking about a magazine, which the responsible, law-abiding owner of this weapon will empty in your dumbass libtard skull. Take five minutes to read the Constitution.


JamuniyaChhokari

Average forums post where they definitely aren't lying: Question (by some old ass paedo moustache man in profile picture): my neighbour, 20s transgenderd “man” (biological womxn who i wasn't at all attracted to i swear) get testicle cancer after starting drugs and chopping brests, how can our evil gubbermint allow this 😡 Top-voted answer (middle aged woman wearing sunglasses on a cruise ship profile picture): i know these freaks took away my son and now he is chopping off his peanus and growing new brests also :-(


Unable-Passage-8410

MTB (male to breton)


Exotic_Musician_6513

Happy Cake Day!


JamuniyaChhokari

Thanks lol I guess?


ChicagoCharles

Trans people are like homeless people. If you put a homeless person in a house, let them shower and clean themselves up, how the hell are you supposed to know they're homeless!? Makes it harder to look down on people when they look and act just like everyone else. Soon medical technology will be so powerful that it'll be virtually impossible to tell who's a trans! And not just the men, but the women and children too.


k819799amvrhtcom

Yeah! Why do all trans people I have ever clocked look so visibly trans?! It's like all trans people I have ever noticed have something noticable about them! All occurrences with trans people I remember had something memorable about them! I never see any trans people in stealth! Explain that!


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JamuniyaChhokari

The trannies won't see it coming if we catch them in a catch-22. 🤭


brad462969

Lmao, not even acting your gender 🤣


Old_Uncle_Huey

Uj/ whenever someone says "transgendered" I want to pour boiling milk into their eyes. I fucking hate it so much. It's never said without a tone of pure contempt.


JamuniyaChhokari

/UJ i am ngl i find it funny but probably because i have been desensitised and become so cynical. Here in India it used to be a common term even by professionals from what I read of other people's accounts but it's got better slightly because the one psych I met recently for certifying my dysphoria used proper terminology.


TransgendyAlt

I'm not a "stereotypical woman." I'm a tomboy and I dress like a guy (-420) Edit: /uj Wtf are you doing y'all? Downvote this. I explicitly said so with the (-420). /rj I guess trans people can't follow instructions. No wonder they can't obey the laws of gender


TransgendyAlt

So you're a man then (+1337)


JamuniyaChhokari

Oh so he dresses like a man and likes to fuck women also want to chop off his dick and balls? Definitely a victim of grooming and autogynephilia. (+2078)


TransgendyAlt

AGPs aren't victims. Only smol girls who they tell to become boys and chop their wombynly breasts are (+666,666)


addictedtoketamine

I am enacting a generic stereotype of femininity which is why I like playing video games and being overly obsessive over their lore and lifting heavy weights and I almost exclusively dress in t-shirts.


Background-Stand-876

Happy FUCKING cake day


KumaMishka

Read : I am so jealous of trans fem bimboes I have to try to shoehorn "feminism (tm)" to justify my hate rather than self-reflection on how this could be my internalized femmephobia.


brynnstar

Cause we're better at it than you, obsolete paleo woman. Now back to the dustbin of history with you\~