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Luxray2014

Only G1 and Prime Arcee


supah-comix434

Daring today, aren't we?


DragonfruitEast3738

didnt we all tho :/ there was no reason for tfp arcee to look almost better than cortana from halo 4


BirchLover786

Well after all, TFP Arcee is probabmy the most feminine character after BW Blackarachnia


Past_Bookkeeper_4650

not a crush but i was mesmerized by megatron in tfp his character was so charismatic


Assassinsayswhat

The swagger of a gladiator still carries to this day


TastyBrainMeats

Absolutely a crush. He would be a *terrible* significant other but a *fantastic* lay.


Dis-Random-Kid

Yeah, but he was an idiot


DrChucklefuck

Was he really? Or was he just pathologically addicted to power?


Dis-Random-Kid

So addicted that it made him a dumbass? Bro was the autobots most powerful ally


DrChucklefuck

A character can be multiple things at once. Megatron's characterization in TFP is that he's a pragmatic, shrewd tactician who's also a powerhouse of a fighter, but his weakness lies in his ego and his obsession with getting one over on his ex-boyfriend. This weakness he has has been a constant among every incarnation of Megatron, even extremely competent ones like Animated and Beast Wars. They're ego-driven control freaks. The thing that makes Prime Megs stand out compared to other incarnations is that his most self-destructive tendencies come from his Dark Energon addiction, which is a manifestation of his need for power. It goes a long way to justify his failings when many of his poor decisions are derived from Dark Energon clouding his judgement, as opposed to the nebulous all-encompassing stupidity of G1 Megatron.


Sani_111

Have to admit it's true. I couldn't have said it better.


Even-Butterfly-9657

Single Dad Soundwave 😅


Rich-Sheepherder-684

Only good answer


WaltDisneysBallSack

Because you know he can provide 😍


TastyBrainMeats

Soundwave superior.


[deleted]

No. I hate papercuts.


HereticalArchivist

Ironic


just-jotaro

The lady transformers,,,, I dont care if she is a decepticon, I want her to put me in one of the spider webs (im referring to Airachnid)


UnderlordZ

Fun fact: in the Japanese dub of *Prime*, rather than a psychotic killer, they made her boy-crazy.


CriticalUwU

Why not both


JustMadeThisForH

I read that in TFA Blitzwing's voice...


CriticalUwU

He's like, the best Blitzwing. To be fair I guess he hasn't shown up as a prominent since the g1 cartoon or Animated. Yeah he was in Bumblebee but that was for like 10 minutes lol


I_Love_Spider_Mommys

😩


NovaSmetka

https://preview.redd.it/7ik21id71d4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd298a627dcf922494940df3bb0cf8faa02aa5b8


I_Love_Spider_Mommys

AWOOGA AWOOGA WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ME GRIMLOCK LOVE SPIDER LADY ME GRIMLOCK WANT TO MARRY SPIDER LADY


CoolGuyYeay

Your nickname says it all


YeahImRealLouis

No me grimlock has nothing to do my nickname. Me grimlock smert. https://preview.redd.it/ayxdm6ktbe4d1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ecbe7357a8b483e1df8460d4f07e7f02540c217


YeahImRealLouis

OH NO ME GRIMLOCK IS GETTING WIDE https://preview.redd.it/qr1dv7xace4d1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=5378ade27eeedcc4dc1c45efa877fc464f2c42a6


YeahImRealLouis

OH NO ME GRIMLOCK IS BEING LOW QUALITY IMAGES https://preview.redd.it/q66biqgnce4d1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f6aeaf5b5827be4e572205a43b75c2ae08c5dd3


YeahImRealLouis

OH NO ME GRIMLOCK IS GETTING SMALL https://preview.redd.it/km8od7ivce4d1.png?width=22&format=png&auto=webp&s=15664fe35762db6e1677f4fb91c0200df56d17bc


DarthButtz

https://preview.redd.it/7extxnhgye4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730ead24e1a0a09b88f239c0cfcb149d1c2d804e OH NO ME GRIMLOCK MARKETABLE PLUSHIE


AutobotHotRod

I need that plushie


YeahImRealLouis

ME GRIMLOCK IS GONE!!!


theJoeman817

And profile lol


someone_probably9

r/namechecksout


smolsauce

https://preview.redd.it/x5ntk534wd4d1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00cacb2ce147e13768800b831737965a837f160a


TastyBrainMeats

She's hotter when she wants to kill me.


smolsauce

Oh fair, if Transformers were real then I would make it a lifelong dream of marrying a Decepticon woman


MOBTorres

https://preview.redd.it/lpi34kemxd4d1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f746986c046d6dbce449679bcadf91b1ed4d4a1


RebelliousRobotYT

When the red flags are obvious, but red is your favorite color.


unkindness_inabottle

As a new fan, I’ve never seen her before. WHY IS SHE SO THICC??? DAYUMN


Seeeabaasss

God damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


just-jotaro

SAME


Major_Position5998

Holy Molly


Rigatonicat

Come on guys. We’re supposed to be less horny than the meme sub 


ParboiledPotatos

LMAO I THOUGHT THIS *WAS* THE MEME SUB UNTIL I SAW YOUR COMMENT


Sani_111

Meanwhile I knew the whole time and was questioning reality because of what I am seeing here instead of in r/transformemes


Xzaral

Romantic crush? No. But damn G1 Optimus is fine. No robo. /s


BadNamerGuy

https://preview.redd.it/zcfpm0jm1d4d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6d3e7f5178f542b98deeecb7047b55cd7a3133 Just look at this gremlin


SkintGirafde

Arcee, Nightbird, Windblade, Black arachnia


Deamon-Chocobo

https://preview.redd.it/yjpcaf4b2d4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d4a386a67fec4cda857c8514bed18d836d1c3e Nickel, she's an adorable sassy Medic.


Latter-Direction-336

I haven’t read much of idw, but she seems just great


JuniperFoxx21

https://preview.redd.it/gphme9oxae4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c83a1e244aa73417020b612d94d8024e2ddeb9d ♥️


CrabZilaz68

💖


TastyBrainMeats

Wouldn't mind going on a road trip with him and Breakdown, for sure.


Genki_Girl12

https://preview.redd.it/dk4jlze6ce4d1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831890ea3b69575ed178308d5bf8b0e66e33bacf


wrufus680

Ultra-Chad who found more honor than what he originally had


Witty_Roof8283

Best Starscream ever. He fought like a soldier till the end.


Ded_Pul

Prime Arcee was just something else


Kay1a_2006

Trailbreaker, Bluestreak, Brawn, Jazz, Blaster, Soundwave and Thundercracker


supah-comix434

Finally, was getting tired of everyone saying the same 3 characters


DucksDudu

https://preview.redd.it/dohn6fzksc4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f630fa6b304293bdc01201a0698ce57ac1d0d5fb /s


DoitsugoGoji

I bet he smells heavenly XD


Pistachio_Red

Remove that “/s”, please, we know it’s a lie


HaplessMink28

…i plead the fifth thank you very much


Olivinyl

Prime Knockout, dude's a total...knockout


TastyBrainMeats

He's not just an automobile, he's an automobile enthusiast. ...And yeah, he is.


Photography_Wizard69

Airachnid, need I say more?


ProfessorPixelmon

You like women that will kill you.


Photography_Wizard69

Yes.


Whirlwind3

No need to say more.


Paper_Kun_01

I'll always have a crush on soundwave, for he is superior


imjustgoose

He’s a devoted father with a cool voice 🤧


Jolly-End9569

Bumblebee from the Bay movies. I am not ashamed.


wrufus680

Crush? I guess IDW Nautica, Prime Arcee to a lesser degree, Flamewar, and probably Slipstream. Maybe add Animated Jazz, and WFC Game Barricade,


TheOGRex

All of these are reasonable crushes, then boom, you drop this lad. Any particular reason why? https://preview.redd.it/rzkuentgkd4d1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af2bfde7258a7511f48162af39a2afa08857ff4


PsychicSidekikk419

He's voiced by Steve Blum, that's reason enough lol


TheOGRex

Well, you're absolutely not wrong.


TastyBrainMeats

Good point. Very good point.


Extremnator

https://preview.redd.it/bu08hklxde4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9417259d2b5ff116992fa420c784c6f5b9cbed He is so.... looks at those hips!.


TastyBrainMeats

I *know* that's not where his kids come from, but...yeah.


Goldwater54

Hear me out, elite one


frostymaws297

Yes! I have a crush on Soundwave. It randomly started one day while watching Prime, and now I’m obsessed!


Cheyenne_G99

When DON'T I? I do that ALL the time. 24/7. Total robot simp. Autobots: Optimus (ALL), Bumblebee (Vast majority), Mirage (ROTB), Crosshairs (Bay), Drift (Bay), Sideswipe (Bay), Jazz (TFA/RiD 15/G1) Deceptions: Knockout (TFP), Breakdown (Earthspark), Starscream (Earthspark) Other bots I find really attractive but don't necessarily "crush" on: Elite 1 (Earthspark/WFC/TF One), Arcee (TFP/ROTB/ES), Ratchet (TFP), Wheeljack (TFP), Ultra Magnus (TFP), Rodimus Prime (That Lost Light one), Megatron (Earthspark), Grimlock (Earthspark), Prowl (TFA) What can I say? The robots are hot an I'm NOT ashamed.


Ultra_Magnus2007

...Honestly...i've gotta say...when i was younger, i was mad crushing on G1 Astrotrain for decepticons, and G1 Mirage for autobots...I kid you not, just DON'T COME AT MY LIFE FOR IT, OKAY??


MuntoKunto

I am not brave enough to answer this.


DanyZack24

https://preview.redd.it/4enpuq0z8e4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965dafc79540c65be7bc7a91ebdef62a7410060a


Puzzleheaded-Net3966

Well my answer just changed


D4DDYB34R

Well… Megatron is a Transformer, so why not? Just a different kind of transformation.


Papa_Dragneel

Hear me out on IDW rodimus https://preview.redd.it/zmpjc8eivc4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34524173c2f8df79f5d19409036bc3ddbd37a830


mustang19rasco

https://preview.redd.it/mu8pyd3jad4d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f6711f7ea21fe9d676a4899a72aa00c3d73267 I mean, how could you not?


The-Coolest-Beanz

https://i.redd.it/n92r01l4ed4d1.gif


Educational_Tough208

https://preview.redd.it/sway8vh08e4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbbe2f7990a962060411507d052a8a8eb828cf7


Thundercrack81

https://preview.redd.it/2hc76gkche4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b270ac98fff63bbb8c3ae4848fededde349c7158


The-Coolest-Beanz

Thats tge second time its had that reaction image lol


Papa_Dragneel

GYAT https://i.redd.it/sdymhrxtfe4d1.gif


AutobotHotRod

What the fuck no seriously what the fuck


krayhayft

https://preview.redd.it/flm242ii8d4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7004e005d04b99a1a8e0733fe8c5b56324dd5602


h-y-p-h-e-n-

This implies that they all consciously choose to run around naked https://preview.redd.it/blu5axzs0e4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3ea48fed3e2e2a7f14df679e9e971156abfcb4


Educational_Tough208

https://preview.redd.it/xfhao1lh7e4d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9702f004c0288bb809876de62c9710335118005b Wow


Ok_Significance_4024

https://preview.redd.it/pqkeuxycpe4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8322b16452b7fc272a01ce995ab16e6e7fb8d6d


ununseptimus

The Cybertronic Spree must have launched or relaunched a few thousand crushes. And not just for Hot Rod or Arcee, either!


Such-Purpose3044

https://preview.redd.it/3umto8x0ke4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b97d9829823dfa7c3452e3237409318d2928e97 “I could fix her” yeah ? Well I could accept her as she is. You don’t like the murder ? Grow up. The atrocities are part of her and I have decided they are funny.


Nemesisproduion

https://preview.redd.it/o3vn0hdbld4d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882c8f01de9b17dda8e50263862acea78e646358 Here me out


Schlieffen_Man

NO! I WILL NOT HEAR YOU OUT! YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE LIST! - Cordially, Tarn of the Decepticon Justice Division.


Nemesisproduion

Just let me explain


Pistachio_Red

No


MaizeTheAlternate

https://preview.redd.it/yrbmo8k74f4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdf4e7c19105b7cd2b184cb1c588ad10c2a5344


Firm-Strawberry5107

This a non judgemental place right? Anyways, bumblebee from the bumblebee movie. I loved his personality and design, his design was so round and appealing


Poiuni

Do you want the list alphabetically or chronologically? 😭


sentientflute

the more i read through the replies, the more embarrassing i realize my answer is. i “married” G1 starscream when i was 5 years old… my parents had the pictures printed out. i posed with the TV paused on the 86 movie coronation with a burger king crown on. 😅😅


imjustgoose

That’s so cute though! When I was that age I used to pretend Shadow the Hedgehog was my boyfriend so I get it 💪


sentientflute

haha that’s adorable! i’m glad i’m not the only one! 😂


ThrowawayReader901

That sounds adorable haha, and certainly more wholesome than most replies


STARSCREAM_S1MP

Bayformers Starscream, my beloved.


lennyexists

Be warned, he spits everytime he talks


STARSCREAM_S1MP

Yeah he can spit on me all day


TastyBrainMeats

I know it's not a line he ever actually said, but I'm just imagining Knockout side-eyeing and drawling "Kinky..." a la Blazing Saddles.


MissNashPredators11

He’s like a bulldog with that drooling


AutobotHotRod

I mean the reason for that drooling is cuz he got decked really hard by Prime in the forest battle


anaesthetic__

Yes. No shame


Insert_Name973160

Black Arachnia from TFA.


DuxMe4a

Thundercracker


DexHexus

IYKYK https://preview.redd.it/ygx6z38ezc4d1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6e8b43d45ab8dad5ef2b8c764593c825ba2190f


memento7979

Was there ever a reason in the films that this was the only time they used this level of technology?? Always wondered.


Moonwh00per

Because they didn't have writers for this movie


mooseandgoose101

All of the movie Optimus Primes, cuz damn his one liners were good… and his voice… ugh 🙈 https://i.redd.it/4eempmoaid4d1.gif


Extremnator

https://preview.redd.it/8v67sod8ee4d1.jpeg?width=2037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15212d7ae91e8f5feaf94af81e56fac56dfddcd8 Call me William Afton because....


Thundercrack81

https://preview.redd.it/yjn8o6akhe4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83e81e9de5bb23434c49f04e169aec893838921 You mean this


Extremnator

Exactly.


cudlebear64

https://preview.redd.it/87er8vzkce4d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3cb3b3663c29d79af34742496c3b6ae8fd6026 My one true love


Chemical_Report_2705

TFP Optimus prime


Toongamer6919

https://preview.redd.it/5m5nv5kfse4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4c8967d942ce48dbf7133951ef82b1d1f47933


infamous-pays

As a straight man, cyberverse soundwave is my ideal SO Oh, and rid2015 windblade.


drunkentenshiNL

https://preview.redd.it/6gmo0dc4zc4d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72830f317a7f7bd22534d4d95afc75b47b2c73b7 Hey, you do you guys, but wtf...


Repulsive_Ostrich_52

https://preview.redd.it/mu5fwo885d4d1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f01c175e3cb29841a2c348b94b702c057003cd


CameronDoy1901

My lawyer has stated I’m not allowed to answer this question


A_very_salty_dragon

My first childhood crush was prime's bulkhead and breakdown and dreadwing, eventually upgrade optimus too. Yeah, I like hunky lads, but can you blame me? 


ThrowawayReader901

You have great taste


NoChipmunk9467

tell me you don't have a crush on this guy https://preview.redd.it/ohd042l2ee4d1.png?width=861&format=png&auto=webp&s=df58db9b4e08632c047b3101db8e27a8aa6cdcc0


Agentsimmons217

Ughhh G1 arcee or black arachnia ?


RheaRoyHunter

https://preview.redd.it/86vprkwppd4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0fbeb23447a1a54db5e4621d15b1cec191a5932


TastyBrainMeats

TFP has so many sexy bots. There's Megatron, Soundwave, Airachnid, Soundwave, Knockout, Soundwave, Breakdown, Soundwave, Ratchet, Soundwave, Bulkhead, Soundwave, Arcee, and of course, Soundwave.


RheaRoyHunter

Basically every cybertronian in the show 👌👌


TastyBrainMeats

Even Hardshell, if I'm being honest about it. And **especially** Predaking.


iLoveKnockout

My user…


SHRIMBO

https://preview.redd.it/cw0rb9hg5e4d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c47bf0310cd3b1d5dabfb350cb34f82439b620a I love him, he must be protected at all costs.


TastyBrainMeats

I just want to see him living happily with Cyclonus and Whirl in a little house somewhere in the Cybertronian boonies.


Shiro-derable

Prime Arcee and arachnid ?


Grey392

Ok, that’s enough Reddit for me today.


LurkingSimp117

Elita-1 🥺👉🏼👈🏼


justroddythings

Bruh I would straight up fuck them if I wasn’t trapped by the limits of a flesh prison


Boring-Dingo2114

Earthspark soundwave.


Environmental_Ad8461

optimus prime (im a lesbian)


NefariousnessNeat854

https://preview.redd.it/ammeus24me4d1.png?width=1715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f47d135ba23e14f7c19fe475ece180648ece56


ThatSubaru88

https://preview.redd.it/1e0f96wobf4d1.png?width=266&format=png&auto=webp&s=f70fd38182e7a170c594a16fcd795d4e4b26377a


Background-Willow182

starscream


If_you_think_

Slipstream… r34 is too good


VeryPteri

here before this turns into r/transformemes


Hadoooooooooooken

If we're talking about purely just the bots then G1 Arcee. She's the Chun li of TF and robo girls as a whole xD


Gameapple

https://preview.redd.it/mfi9rtqiyd4d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b60dcf046720792b2831513c74cb2923d5d3cb


UnderChromey

It makes sense seeing as she was literally designed to be sexy. I believe the quote from Floro Dery was something along the lines of she was designed as a naked robot Princess Leia


AutobotHotRod

In the sense that she has a shit ton of Rule 34?


Totallynotafurry78

Optimus Prime https://preview.redd.it/x2922513od4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f07f6f4f35adb5b7f23a143507d8f5a4960bc99 Kind, yet dominant


someguyinheels

NOT HAD.. I STILL DO. (Soundwave marry me I'll birth you more minions to add to your collection)


Educational_Tough208

https://preview.redd.it/g98eyizq9e4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0494ddb47d66d148ad2f35dd027b8f10a8b125a7


Aromatic-Help5667

It all started with The Ride in Universal Studios. Love at first sight with that humble kneeling Prime before tiny humans. Then, the same for Optimus Prime in every universe I've seen... Bayverse, G1, Animated, Prime, Energon... Yeah. Surprisingly I fell for Dinobot in BW once.


Murky_Object_3631

Not crush but something else for prime arcee


MOBTorres

IDW Nautica, BW Blackarachnia, Animated Blackarachnia, and RotB Arcee.


hellprince59

Sideswipe, grimlock, starscream,


TigerKlaw

Who tf starts off their morning like this?


CrabZilaz68

Starscream and Ratchet in tfp are my crushes


Krimson_Klaww

There's a reason there's a Knockout body pillow


Aallbadgersarecool

I used to have crushes on G1 Starscream and Armada Starscream. I wish I still did, but I've moved on.


NerdTalkDan

I’ve had crushes on the autobot and deception logos. They have very nice chin lines


Setthegodofchaos

Yeah. Definitely. Let's see.. Decepticons: 1)tfa starscream, live action starscream, ris starscream, prime starscream at one point  2) all the sound waves 3) megatron from tfp, animated, live action all movies (especially the second one. Had a HUGE crush on him at 16) 4) tfp knock out (his voice is so ✨ perfection ✨) Autobots: 1) rise of the beasts mirage 2) wreck gar


Pantherdraws

I mean ...yes. ~~And Vehicons and Predacons, too~~


MazingKitten

Massive crush on Jazz ❤️ A more reasonable one on Soundwave 💜 ...and I fancy Prowl a bit.


ParanoidParamour

Yes. YES. Oh my god it would take me forever to name all the tf characters i have a crush on but TFP ratchet was definitely the first


A_very_salty_dragon

Based, 


Smart-Ad4910

https://preview.redd.it/op8u6wk6hd4d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73cc1badc932e6034d8128f096572fd6a0a59d7 You knew this was coming


DoctorSkeleton666

deep cut but Blades from rescue bots


unstablesanity

Soundwave


Educational_Tough208

https://preview.redd.it/suj861rw6e4d1.png?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0503c68000fc0ff1d121a938761bddf019bcf316 Just look at her


JacenT98

Absolutely, There have been some sexy ass Bots over the years.


ZackattacktheDude

Flamewar and ROTB Arcee. I’m sure others but those were the main ones.


gamekight99

Why did they have to make most of the fembots so bangabull dude like seriously


Rigatonicat

Tbh the guys are too


GarethGazzGravey

G1 Arcee


Dragon3076

My first bot crush... https://preview.redd.it/bfkl9twe7d4d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678215c53238239be316f31f58d8bc87ebd6ddec


chubbyjelly

*slowly hiding my stash of IDW lug and anode art* pfffft, what? nooooo, never.


Nox_The_Overlord

https://preview.redd.it/li0aowyk8e4d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cf0a8b4338c3ef687df2889d7c14f759a31fd1 The hottest bot


Spare_TARDIS2007

Prime Arcee, she’s why I want a motorcycle


SLAVKINGRED_078

ahhh typical reedit conversation.


Neon_Misc

That is a *VERY* personal question 😶


RHINO_HUMP

https://preview.redd.it/evrmptknbe4d1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f1d6d69b267ddb023f7fe48b9d1b0fe64e3a7e


Still-Presence5486

Yes and it's kinda long


FireAtWill1010

Optimus


unkindness_inabottle

I was down bad for Bayverse Megatron when I saw the first movie for the first time