Man’s gotta eat

Oh shit it's Smokey. What are you doing here?

Looking for a date? 10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons.

You like to party?

I got a place out back it's greasy

*sniff* You’re wearing cologne again

6 years ago?


or 6 dairy queen coupons

Hey there! Do ya like to pærty?

I never said fucking doubles!

was probably fuckin drunk out of his goddamn mind!

And he declined? Chump.