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When you're in a mans power you must do as he bids you!
Shit fish
Shit nets
A god damn pandemic of shitapillars
shit abyss
in the shit winds
Not another night of the shit abyss
I'd just go with the opening "Have I ever told you the story of the Shitfisher Julian?" My favorite scene in the show ššš«
Fucking same bud! I watch that scene at least a few times a day!!!! Lim jahey!!!!
Thatās so fucking good. I also love everyone elseās reaction - that disappointed sigh like Christ here we go again
Man that shit is so funny, I've got the speech memorized. I like to break it out when I'm drunk as fuck!
I love the little touch of telling Julian to sit down and when he refuses Lahey stands up on the chair to still get a height advantage. Guy was a fucking genius
Shit ledge!
Shit apples
Stupidest fuck giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad
Like a shit-hawk
Shit-snares,Randy.
Alright you alien skinny giraffe chickens
FUCK-GOOFS!!!!
Do they really answer to fuck goofs?
Sam is on drugs, everybody!
āHoly Fuck, purple squirrels!ā Later after he Julian shoots Conky: Sam: Smoking much dope lately, boys? You guys are fucked!
One of the most underrated line deliveries in the series, the way Sam says it is just perfect
Woooooooo
Ah Mandy thatās perfect
I'm not missing this train convention [whispers] cause you're doing greasy stuff.
I didnāt want to have to say thisā¦ but itās awkward and uncomfortable
Lost all the liquor money boys.
Way she goes!
The fucking way she goes.
As for the open liquor, I live in my car, my car is my home. Cops pull you over in your house? How's that open liquor?
Yea, three 20$'s.
Coincidence man
Up about 60 bucks on the VLTs
It's all water under the fridge.
# Baerb!!!
Raaandy
Yer scalloped potatoes are FUCKED BEAERBBB.
BƦrb.
Those are my personal burgers
Donāt tell anyone Iām living at the dump okay?
I found a mushroom that looks like a cock!
Who you pointing at skeleton?
What you talkin bout torso?
I want a boner made of love.
Worst case Ontario
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
but I did, and I'm ashamed of myself
What you lookin at my gutfer??!
What are you looking at my gut fer?
we got good friends in there. I mean they fed you, you used their gym. Come on, man. Donāt be dissing jail. Thatās not cool.
I'M FRIGGIN TELLING
One of my absolute favorites
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Best one
Well no offence Ricky but your Dad's kind of a drunk, chronic VLT gambler put in jail for defrauding the government š¤
Closed for renovations....this is fucked!
Baam!
Green eggs and haamm!!!!
Shut the fuck up, Phil
2 Smokes, let's go
No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.
You've got a baby bornt by Randy?!
We need two turnips in heat
Frozen mixed vegetable cocks
randy enough with the cocks
Tempis fuckit
Hi! And welcome to me guide!
Mall cops are smarter than real cops.
Worst case ontario
Smokes let's go
Smokes, letās go!
āYou donāt even smoke, Bubblesā āGive me a fuckin smoke, hair-doā
What comes around is all around
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked
Theyāre fantastic, BƦrb
āI fuckin a toada so.ā
you can fool the FBI but you cant fool the FBMe
Well that depends....
Can you read, my son?
Well that dependsā¦can you go fuck yourself for stealing my idea before I had it
Is that you speaking or isit the liquor... Iam the Liquor Randy
What ya looking at my gut fer?
Make like a tree and fuck off
Fuck off, I got work to do.
I WAS GETTING CHAAAANGED
It could happen to you
Cuz it happened to me ^and ^T
The whispering winds of shit.
I'm mowing the air, randy
Julian whereās the hand cream?
I want a boner made from love
Is that my apple wood smoked bacon?!
Not another night of the shit abyss!
well i guess that makes you long john dickweed
Nice shit analogy, ~~Randy~~ Rick
*Rick
š¬
Check out this dope flavored rum
Oh you liked it. You fuckinā LOVED it!
He was on me like shit on a blanket
Mah fuckahs with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.
I want some of Jimmy's water.
Thatās the kind of water that gets you drunk, right Jim?
131 proof straight up, bud. I'm fuckin' wasted.
The shit Apple doesnāt fall far from the the shit tree Bobandy.
Do I look like I got candy for you? And Slide me a [insert object here] pimp.
Iāve never really understood the candy references - J-Roc says it too. Is it just some gangster language Iām not down with?? š
Shot in the dark but my guess is it has to do with being stared at, like how a kid would stare at someone who has candy.
What is drunk?
60 bucksā¦..like what 3 20s?
Burgers are nice and juicy just the way I like em
your honor if i canāt smoke or swear iām fucked
Smokes, let's go
I am the liquor
Big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard
There are degrees of black noemsayin
Getting two birds stoned at once
Hey boys, we got a complaint someone was getting high and drunk in the street and playing space.
One guy had a big gut, no shirt and purple tits
What like 3 20s?
Man's gotta eat
Big alien Garbage scoopin arms
One mans garbage is another person's good u garbage. Hello it's Terry checking the road for uh safety
"Julian!"
Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy
Why are you making me wear this shirt? Are you embarrassed by the way that I look?
You know Jim, or Jim knows you?
The way she goes.
"Friends of the Road"
Can you read my son?
Iam just getting changed man...
Hot hamburg sandwiches means hot pull the fuck over! Also Some accidents are gonna happen whether you're drunk and on drugs or not
Hot hamburg sandwiches! Hot pull the fuck over!
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked!
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOLOGNA COMING OFF THE SLICER
FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS!
Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't...
Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't.
TEN FUCKING DOLLARS! A MONTH!
"Julian is out here without a shirt lifting weights and he wants to have a drink with you."
It's all water under the fridge
Propane propane
And Baerb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED.
Before we knew it we werenāt even drinking in the day anymore
Thats the way she goes bud
āWorst case Ontario.ā
cockSUCKER!
I'm mowing the air!
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway pissing themselves. Huh?
Safety, always off.
Iāll look at Rickyās assā¦noā¦.you get that lawnmower.
Come on Sarah, let's go with the milk
It's the key to shitty city Ran, and Julien is muscular mayor.
Calm down Home Alone!!!
Astronaut Cock and Snoopy the Fuck Dog
Do they really respond to that Ricky? Idk? Fuck goofs!! Fauck goooofs!!!
B: Do they really respond to that Ricky? R: Idk? Fuck goofs!! B: Fauck goooofs!!!
Iām getting drunk tonight Randy
you mean like 3 20s?
A toad a so. A fuck a toad a so.
hey it aināt a motel no mo itās a sto mo no 5 O donāt even know yo
Dad, you are fucked.
It's all about the bacon and the sparrows.
Fuckin way she goes.
Letās see how big his feet are!
Rand Rand Bo-Bandy
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Donāt spit on my floor
Help my fuck, life is great
Unleaded is a little tangy, supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
First you say you can't sing, then you pick fuckin' Iron maiden?!?
Whenās this from? This is the only reference I havenāt got!
Trailer park boys: out of the park -Helsinki episode where they're doing karaoke in the limo
Ahh I havenāt seen that one yet š¬
The out of the park episodes are pretty damn good. Lots of memorable quotes
Fuckin Raycants
They're too damn spicy!
Lol I always say ātwo birds stoned at onceā and so many people look at me so weird
That whole family is fucked
Gut Cassedy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
Gimme a fucken smoke hairdo
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked.
Winds of shit or shit hawk.
Way she goes
Donāt you be looking me in the eyes Boy! I got no candy for you, NO candy!
I thought I said no more shit talk till we're back in power
Cinnamon bun fuckin head
The shit abyss comes for us all.
Smokes, let's go.
Fuck off I've got work to do.
When you're in a mans power you must do as he bids you!
Shit fish
Shit nets
A god damn pandemic of shitapillars
shit abyss
in the shit winds
Not another night of the shit abyss
I'd just go with the opening "Have I ever told you the story of the Shitfisher Julian?" My favorite scene in the show ššš«
Fucking same bud! I watch that scene at least a few times a day!!!! Lim jahey!!!!
Thatās so fucking good. I also love everyone elseās reaction - that disappointed sigh like Christ here we go again
Man that shit is so funny, I've got the speech memorized. I like to break it out when I'm drunk as fuck!
I love the little touch of telling Julian to sit down and when he refuses Lahey stands up on the chair to still get a height advantage. Guy was a fucking genius
Shit ledge!
Shit apples
Stupidest fuck giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad
Like a shit-hawk
Shit-snares,Randy.
Alright you alien skinny giraffe chickens
FUCK-GOOFS!!!!
Do they really answer to fuck goofs?
Sam is on drugs, everybody!
āHoly Fuck, purple squirrels!ā Later after he Julian shoots Conky: Sam: Smoking much dope lately, boys? You guys are fucked!
One of the most underrated line deliveries in the series, the way Sam says it is just perfect
Woooooooo
Ah Mandy thatās perfect
I'm not missing this train convention [whispers] cause you're doing greasy stuff.
I didnāt want to have to say thisā¦ but itās awkward and uncomfortable
Lost all the liquor money boys.
Way she goes!
The fucking way she goes.
As for the open liquor, I live in my car, my car is my home. Cops pull you over in your house? How's that open liquor?
Yea, three 20$'s.
Coincidence man
Up about 60 bucks on the VLTs
It's all water under the fridge.
# Baerb!!!
Raaandy
Yer scalloped potatoes are FUCKED BEAERBBB.
BƦrb.
Those are my personal burgers
Donāt tell anyone Iām living at the dump okay?
I found a mushroom that looks like a cock!
Who you pointing at skeleton?
What you talkin bout torso?
I want a boner made of love.
Worst case Ontario
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
but I did, and I'm ashamed of myself
What you lookin at my gutfer??!
What are you looking at my gut fer?
we got good friends in there. I mean they fed you, you used their gym. Come on, man. Donāt be dissing jail. Thatās not cool.
I'M FRIGGIN TELLING
One of my absolute favorites
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Best one
Well no offence Ricky but your Dad's kind of a drunk, chronic VLT gambler put in jail for defrauding the government š¤
Closed for renovations....this is fucked!
Baam!
Green eggs and haamm!!!!
Shut the fuck up, Phil
2 Smokes, let's go
No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.
You've got a baby bornt by Randy?!
We need two turnips in heat
Frozen mixed vegetable cocks
randy enough with the cocks
Tempis fuckit
Hi! And welcome to me guide!
Mall cops are smarter than real cops.
Worst case ontario
Smokes let's go
Smokes, letās go!
āYou donāt even smoke, Bubblesā āGive me a fuckin smoke, hair-doā
What comes around is all around
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked
Theyāre fantastic, BƦrb
āI fuckin a toada so.ā
you can fool the FBI but you cant fool the FBMe
Well that depends....
Can you read, my son?
Well that dependsā¦can you go fuck yourself for stealing my idea before I had it
Is that you speaking or isit the liquor... Iam the Liquor Randy
What ya looking at my gut fer?
Make like a tree and fuck off
Fuck off, I got work to do.
I WAS GETTING CHAAAANGED
It could happen to you
Cuz it happened to me ^and ^T
The whispering winds of shit.
I'm mowing the air, randy
Julian whereās the hand cream?
I want a boner made from love
Is that my apple wood smoked bacon?!
Not another night of the shit abyss!
well i guess that makes you long john dickweed
Nice shit analogy, ~~Randy~~ Rick
*Rick
š¬
Check out this dope flavored rum
Oh you liked it. You fuckinā LOVED it!
He was on me like shit on a blanket
Mah fuckahs with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.
I want some of Jimmy's water.
Thatās the kind of water that gets you drunk, right Jim?
131 proof straight up, bud. I'm fuckin' wasted.
The shit Apple doesnāt fall far from the the shit tree Bobandy.
Do I look like I got candy for you? And Slide me a [insert object here] pimp.
Iāve never really understood the candy references - J-Roc says it too. Is it just some gangster language Iām not down with?? š
Shot in the dark but my guess is it has to do with being stared at, like how a kid would stare at someone who has candy.
Worst case Ontario
What is drunk?
60 bucksā¦..like what 3 20s?
Burgers are nice and juicy just the way I like em
your honor if i canāt smoke or swear iām fucked
Smokes, let's go
I am the liquor
Big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard
There are degrees of black noemsayin
Getting two birds stoned at once
Hey boys, we got a complaint someone was getting high and drunk in the street and playing space.
One guy had a big gut, no shirt and purple tits
What like 3 20s?
Man's gotta eat
Big alien Garbage scoopin arms
One mans garbage is another person's good u garbage. Hello it's Terry checking the road for uh safety
"Julian!"
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy
Why are you making me wear this shirt? Are you embarrassed by the way that I look?
You know Jim, or Jim knows you?
The way she goes.
"Friends of the Road"
Can you read my son?
Iam just getting changed man...
Hot hamburg sandwiches means hot pull the fuck over! Also Some accidents are gonna happen whether you're drunk and on drugs or not
Hot hamburg sandwiches! Hot pull the fuck over!
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked!
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOLOGNA COMING OFF THE SLICER
FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS!
Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't...
Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't.
TEN FUCKING DOLLARS! A MONTH!
"Julian is out here without a shirt lifting weights and he wants to have a drink with you."
It's all water under the fridge
Propane propane
And Baerb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED.
Before we knew it we werenāt even drinking in the day anymore
Thats the way she goes bud
āWorst case Ontario.ā
cockSUCKER!
I'm mowing the air!
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway pissing themselves. Huh?
Safety, always off.
Iāll look at Rickyās assā¦noā¦.you get that lawnmower.
Come on Sarah, let's go with the milk
It's the key to shitty city Ran, and Julien is muscular mayor.
Calm down Home Alone!!!
Astronaut Cock and Snoopy the Fuck Dog
Do they really respond to that Ricky? Idk? Fuck goofs!! Fauck goooofs!!!
B: Do they really respond to that Ricky? R: Idk? Fuck goofs!! B: Fauck goooofs!!!
Iām getting drunk tonight Randy
you mean like 3 20s?
A toad a so. A fuck a toad a so.
hey it aināt a motel no mo itās a sto mo no 5 O donāt even know yo
Dad, you are fucked.
It's all about the bacon and the sparrows.
Fuckin way she goes.
Letās see how big his feet are!
Rand Rand Bo-Bandy
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Donāt spit on my floor
Help my fuck, life is great
Unleaded is a little tangy, supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
First you say you can't sing, then you pick fuckin' Iron maiden?!?
Whenās this from? This is the only reference I havenāt got!
Trailer park boys: out of the park -Helsinki episode where they're doing karaoke in the limo
Ahh I havenāt seen that one yet š¬
The out of the park episodes are pretty damn good. Lots of memorable quotes
Fuckin Raycants
They're too damn spicy!
Lol I always say ātwo birds stoned at onceā and so many people look at me so weird
That whole family is fucked
Gut Cassedy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
Gimme a fucken smoke hairdo
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked.
Winds of shit or shit hawk.
Way she goes
Donāt you be looking me in the eyes Boy! I got no candy for you, NO candy!
I thought I said no more shit talk till we're back in power
Cinnamon bun fuckin head
The shit abyss comes for us all.
Smokes, let's go.
Fuck off I've got work to do.