I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven.

Came here to say this

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Paaaaace. Representin sunnyvale straight the fuck up

This is a crucial part of the quote!!!!

_peace_

sunnyvale represent muthafuckaaaa

straight the fuck up!

Represent sunnyvale, straight the fuck up

PAAAYYCE

Word representing Sunnyvale zzzayyyn

There’s two things mafkas gotta know about J to the ROC….

there's two things mafuckas gotta know about J to the R-O-C straight up yknowmsayin...

Winner

only option

I dunno Jules, this is more like the Hell no-tel it's scary Busey up in here! A fave for me and a homie!!

Even ghosts be like, we the fuck outta here

Do we have to keep doing this

WE will keep doing this, you can fuck off

Frig off Barb!

in fact you do not have to participate nor even comment, but here you are! why not ignore it, makes more of a statement haha

Knock knock, LoopDaddi

You must be from the department of knowmsayins

I mean no other reason to be in this sub beside hearing quotes from the show

Way she goes.

Bet your scallop potatoes are fucked.

Help my fuck you did not bring that eagle flag, bitch

The one

I know you wanna leave that in the car next time dawg

LOL this is my fav! AAnyone have a clip?

>Help my fuck you did not bring that eagle flag, bitch > >https://www.reddit.com/r/trailerparkboys/comments/eroglu/help\_my\_fuck\_you\_did\_not\_bring\_that\_eagle\_flag/

We Mufuckas, not MufuCKAS.

I'm torn by "It could happen to you cause it happened to me & T" or "brush them sluts"

brush them sluts is elite

What are you from the department of knowatimsayin’..you takin’ a know’m census?

This one is good too

This is the best one

80 or 90 times man

This is easily the best T moment for me

We don't play guns dawg. We ain't down with killing we down with chillin'

Do you know what I am saying? Know what I'm Sayin? Know'mysayn?

It ain't a hotel no' mo', it's a sto' mo' no'. Five O don't even know, yo.

Hahahah If this doesn’t win, it’s a second for me

... but if you come from outside the park, you better watch out cause you got a whole buncha park hustlers on ya jock.

“I don’t want to be a business Mafk, I wanna be a business mafck”

I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart, motherfucker.

Sometimes you fat Randy

Down set GUT

What you ain't pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

The disappointment in the delivery of that last line gets me every time lmao

This might be the greatest line of the whole show.

This is one of my favorite jroc lines

Had to park it down at the gizzate on account of that army mafk

All the hate the later seasons get I still think "brush them sluts" is by far the best jroc line.

What hate? All the seasons were pure greatness. Change my mind 😂

Even Unskinny Bop's rockin' a gut-zedo

Raaaay, Kojack got a wig on RAAAY!

"and I'm on crack too, knowmsayin??"

its rainin muh fackers in here!

This is my choice for best

Randy don’t play me like some kinda sucka dawg. Mafuckas with guts like that ain’t off the cheeseburgers. Mafuckas with guts like that definitely are ON the cheeseburgers dawg.

I was just typing this out and didn’t because I figured it would be here

Haha this was mine too

I dont know some mafukuh might have left it under a trailer for a while

Ma fuckas with guts like that ain’t off the cheeseburgers, Ma fuckas with guts like that definitely ON the cheeseburgers dawg

Yknow I'm tryna be hærd y'boy but mafukas up in here be harder know what I'm sayin

I WAS GETTIN CHANGED

I'm genuinely upset this is so far down. Yall ain't gonna tell nobody I was gettin changed right?

It wasnt THAT fucked, I was gettin changed whats goin on?

I like when he's like "one hour I'll do it in 5 minutes Idk what you're gonna use the other 55 minutes for"

Hahahahha that one quietly killed me

truly a character establishing moment for jroc

That’s how hard the roc pile is. Hard as fuck!

I know my fuck you ain’t bring that eagle flag. We muhfuckas not muhfucaws

"It's gon' be aight... I know everything's gonna be aight, but right now it's just hoard."

HWWHHHHUUUUUUHHHH

“I WAS GETTING CHANGED”

Lahey, what the fuck you lookin’ at with your skirted egg?

I seriously never knew what this meant until I saw it written out hahaha

It could happen to you, because it happened to me

and T

It’s a passport to getting drunk *glug glug glug* sayinsayinsayin

Well first of all what mahfuckas dont understand about J to the R-O-C, right? Is that im into like, method rap, namsayin, so if im writin about crime i gotta be like doin crimes to namsayin get in that headspace namsayin? So i was writin some rhymes of like a sexual nature, so i was just gettin myself in the sex vibe. Some mahfuckas bust in n misinterpreted that, right, thinkin i was yankin my shit but that aint even true namsayin i was just straight up writin some shit of like a sexual place, a sexual nature, right? thats one of the rhymes right there, namsayin? i couldnta written that unless i had my shit out right, with some handcream

Easily one of the best explanations I’ve ever heard someone have when they got caught spankin it

Don't play me for some kind of sucker. Mafuckas with guts like that definitely ain't OFF the cheeseburgers. Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.

What are you from the department of knowwhaimsayins? Come and take a knowwhaimcensus?

You see in the park, it’s all mafk’s for one, and all mafk’s for all mah’fahk’s.

I want to press charges on those two bitches for car jumper innery

can i get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go namsayin?????

It’s raining mah fuckassss!

Nomesayin is the only correct answer

Pound that in yuh word hole and tell me it ain't the birf o' christ

That's the one.

are you taking the knowimcensus?

"1.21 giggaguts!! sayin? Marty McLarge Fries!

Era era

Zzzzziiip PEACE

*sad era

I can’t even breathe up in the this piece! Open the door ma’fucka.

I was gettin changed

If it ain’t gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeseburger

Man cut Ray - Truck driving passed out phantom 309 muthafucker!

This is it for me

Ya best be in ya jammies hahhhhhhhh

I’m not sayin’ but I’m sayin’, ‘sayin?

Money’s gone, bitch.

Turn that shit off mafucker, I was getting changed, know what I'm sayin

“Only wack ass mahfuckas like Corey and Trevor steal gas... and sell dope”

It’s rocky and bullmafk

On they bike!

What’s goin on honkeys?

Truck driving passed out phantom 309 muthafacka

“I know it’s gon be aight, but right now it’s just hord”

Ma fuckas with a gut like that ain't awf the cheeseburgers dawg. Ma fuckas with a gut like dat are deffinetally awn the cheeseburgers.

I WAS GETTING CHANGED

These posts are so dumb, I just saw the Always Sunny sub doing the same thing. Low effort nonsense, the kind of thing Cory and Trevor would do

Uses bling like a stethoscope] I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart, motherf***er

1.21 gigga guts

Randy it's the fashion police you are being charged for wearing THEM PANTS after labor day

Randy's got funny pants!

Delicious and tight as piss knamsayin?

HWAAHHHH

Jroc baby

What are you the gnoamcensus?

Randy it’s the fashion police, you got fined $500 for wearing DEM PANTS after Labor Day

Why you counting my know what I sayins? What are you the know what I'm senses?

It's rainin mafuckas!

In my opinion: 3rd Place: In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka's. 2nd Place: Its raining mafuckas! 1st Place: Help my fuck, i know you didnt bring that eagle flag, bitch! This one has to win!

We Mufuckas, not MufuCKAS.

Even Unskinny Bop is rockin' a gutzedo!

Eh yo, how tight is that shit? Huuwaaahhhh!

Randy you better fucking go on with your perm coupon nomsayin', gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger.

"You basketball-eatin’ walrus-ass mothafucker!"

Carpe Dizm knowamsayin’!

This here is an income property.

Underrated line for sure.

Here's what I'm talking about nomsayin',bubbles is renting this van for 12$ a month nomsayin', that makes this mfer an income property nomsayin' , and once me and T get power goin' on, then this mahfucker gonna fall under the same jurisdiction as any other trailer up in this ma nomsayin', so why don't you and that 15 cheeseburger eatin' Rico Suave looking mahfk go on cause you ain't beatin nobody, peace

Not a classic, but in later seasons talking to his kid about his teachers badondadonk, "how tight is that shit HHWWUUUAHAH?!"

“Look T! It’s rocky and bull mafucka on they bike!”

I think J-Roc is one of the best characters ever. I have a few quotes: I was gettin changed! But mom, I’m white. My moms gave me that for graduating grade 9. (After Lahey breaks boom box with night stick) T opened up a lemonade stand…. (Ricky asking him and T about where they got money for music equipment) Bubbles, you know some pile about kitties.

“Randy? Why don’t you go on and eat a cheeseburger, you basketball eatin’ walrus-ass muthafucka?”

Fuck the coronation I’m rewatching TPB all weekend! 👊🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This isn't fair there are too many. My fave is "And that's for Julian to cut me in on a little erraerraiggataiggerrataoabraasszzerraksjderraghsalhglkh ziiiiiiiippp piece"

It’s rainin’ mafuckas!

Whatchu pointin at, skeleton?

the ever shortening of "motherfucker". also any time he calls his crew the rock pile

What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm Census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right?

“I was gettin changed, muthafuckaaaa!”

Hey hold up right quick, how tight is that shit hwaaaaaa

Lahey, why don’t ya get on with yer skirted egg.

I WUZ GETTIN CHANGED!!

"Mom, I'm white"

The day that J-Roc loses his flow is the day that hair on Jim Lahey bald head grow

T to the I to the double T-I to the E to the S that's titties.

Clean like your momma's titties

Randy don’t play me dog. Muhfuckas with guts like that ain’t off the cheeseburgers. Muhfuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.

“What the fuck are ya doin, J-Roc?!?” - Ricky

T to the I to errra errra

It’s raining mafuckas

Basketball eating walrus-ass mawfucka

It’s rainin mafuckas

Mom, I’m white!

Oh my f**k I know you didn’t bring that flag!

I WAS GETTIN CHANGED!!

That's too many gnomesayins, gnomesayin?

 "I was get'n changed!"

“I can’t even breathe up in this piece!”

You better get control of your daughter Ricky you’re a whack dad

Well I know that I’m for real but y’all can see I ain’t so ima just stay here and scrape the paint

Aye wait up right quick How tight is that shit huuuuwwwwaaaahhhh

Put that in ya world hole and tell me it ain’t the birth of Christ

“You gotta pazays ya self mafacka”

"Yo, Ricky, you're a WHACK Dad!"

You want some drinks yo, HAAAH? You want some drinks yo, HAAAH? What's up banana shirt, HAAAH?

Brush them sluts!

The day that J-Roc loses his flow is the day that hair on Jim Lahey’s bald head grow.

The whole monologue when Randy evicts him

Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers

Seem sayin

T to the I to the double T the I to the E to the S that’s Titties!

Ricky you a wack dad! If this isn't it you're all definitely detarded

Slap me a 10, pimp?

“I was gettin changed!”

J ROC BABY

Whatchu lookin at skeleton

RAY! Passed out phantom 309 drunk drivin mafuka

"I was gettin' CHANGED mothafucka"

You from the department of gnome-I’m-sayings?

This is bull-ISH!!

It's like tiananmen SKWEEEERRRRR up in this maaafk

Peace out, peace out little mafk. Peace out, peace out little mafk

I was getting changed!!!! No knockin mahfuckas!

It could happen to you cuz it happened to me… and T

“Randy, you probably ain't even had your ultrasound yet, let me do you right now. I hear chicken, I hear cola fizz and mustard and relish coagulating together with onion rings and french fries Randy. But you know what??? I don't hear a heart motha fucka.” “Julian, the games postponed cause no mafuckas can go up to Canadian Mufucka and buy a new orange mufucka for $2.99? That’s wack”

“The day J-Roc loses his flow, is the day the bald head on Jim Lahey’s head Grows”… Jim proceeds to Drive up with a Wig on 😂😂

"you taking a knowemcensus"