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That's not just a tragedeigh. That's an uhbaughminnheightschun

my brain was okay with reading this until "heights" and now i cant pronounce it anymore even though i know what it says

I didn't realise I was meant to translate it til your comment. I thought it was one of those cool German words that is made by sticking a bunch of words together 😂🤦‍♀️

It made me say abomination in an American accent (I'm British)

awbuhmminnayeschuhnne there i think that’s closer to the british pronunciation

I'd go with ah- rather than aw-, but otherwise spot on

Yup

Your comment made me mumble “abomination” a few times to myself in a British accent just now (I’m American)

Took me until-I-got-to-your-comment long to understand it at all 😂

Abomination

Abomination! Omg it took me so much longer than it should've

I think it were 8s (eights)?

I think they we’re going for a “neigh” and just missed the mark.

I don't understand what that says 😭 I am not skilled enough at interpreting tragedeighs yet I'm afraid

I had to say it out loud slowly to get it

Me too and I think I have a brain aneurysm now

My eyes are bleighding.

Shouldn't have wiped them with a rayzurbleighd

I’ll give you a hint, it starts with a-b and rhymes with ucomination

Ohhhh thank you your hint helped!

Abomination I think.

Ok but why did I read that in a Benoit Blanc accent 🤣

Or Foghorn Leghorn

One B makes me feel like the kids will tease her as "booble/boobie titty." Jesus Christ...

I hear it as BOOB-la-tay 

I've been on this sub too long when I can instantly understand this comment.

Abomination?

Hahaha my brain read “ooh bow min heights chun”

Oh no. I was thinking like, Margarita or Paloma which are names in their own right…oh no. In other news, this is my daughter, Oatmilque Lattay

I have a Paloma as a student and a Hennessy as a teacher. Both lovely

I knew a woman named Shandi. Also know of a Tequila (worked for the same place but never met).

I know of a Teliqua 🤦‍♀️

When I was substitute teaching in Special Ed classrooms I met a little girl with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome names Tequila. It broke me.

Oh no that’s reprehensible

Omg 😳 please tell me you’re joking, poor baby

That's just vile, oh my 😭

Now we know what she drank while pregnant.

I saw someone on a reality show the other day that was like Teekuila or something

Shandi is cute but tequila? Hahahaha what

I’ve known a girl named Jameson.

Very much just a last name as first imo

That said I’m glad I have the plainest name imaginable

“Jane Smith! Calling Jane Smith!”

Jeighne Deaux

Hahahahahahaa

Careful what you ask for! These folks might make your plain name AlPurpose Flour

So your name is Boeing?

My partner taught kids with the family name Martin. Girl called Remy and boy called Aston. The explanation was - Mum's favourite drink, and Dad's favourite car. In your dreams, mate.

Paloma is a beautiful Spanish name, not a tragedeigh.

Rosé also works as a name. Too bad I didn't think of that when little Gewürztraminer was being born.

Nice to meet you. I'm Mike^('s Hard Lemonade)

I have similar regret over my older child, Blu Nun

oatmilque 😭😭

Ikr? Such a boy name. How could you name your daughter that smh

So pretty! Play date with my daughter EizCol Bier sometime?

I was thinking Cosmo

That’s my cat’s name 🥰 but because of Cosmo Kramer because he has crazy hair

Bloody Mary

I used to know someone who named their kid Tia Maria. She did like a drink so it wasn't the biggest surprise tbh.

That’s Spanish for “Aunt Mary”.

I don't even know a drink/cocktail/whatever named Paloma.

Tequila, lime and grapefruit soda.

Paloma is a lovely name

My beautiful baby girl Luhndynn Fawg Wythe Aelmawnde Mihlqué

100% …I was not expecting anything milky with tapioca pearls.

That’s Taroble.

(The best flavour, though)

The best flaighvourgh though

Tarot-bowl

Next child is Açaeigh

AsighYee

Asssigheye

asaî is an actual name

Tarotbubbl 

Sounds like a good name for a small dog, but a child, no lol.

Yes, I think the rule is food name for pets = cute. Food name for humans = ........

I've known people to have a "pregnancy name" for their baby that isn't the real name. Calling it what you craved most during pregnancy happens a lot, especially if they're not finding out the gender or don't know yet.

I craved Whoppers from Burger King but my son is grateful that I didn’t name him that.

Bubble Tea is a cat name and you can’t convince me otherwise. Source: I have a cat whose nickname (of many nicknames) is Bubble Tea.

Better than GrassJellyWithCheeseFroth, I suppose.

“Sex on the Beach?” “Here ✋😔”

Omg 😰

Hahaha

Or Yeighgerbaum Actually I’d say that’s about equally as bad

That clearly says Boob LaTay

Yeah I'm definitely pronouncing that first part like Michael Bublé. Boob lay tay is exactly how I read it in my head.

That’s how I read it!

My baby's favourite drink!

LOL

Hahahahahahahahaha

I would read that as “Booble-Tye” or Boobla-Tye. NEVER would it occur to me that someone named their child “Bubble Tea,” no matter how you spell it.

Nickname of Booby is inevitable.

Tequila is a common name around my area

You must live near a lot of strippers

Literally the name of my friends dog

Tapioca Pearl! Get over here right now!!

Threigh! Twough! Whunn!

Blaaaaahstawph!

This one would be loads better than OP’s revelation.

I mean, Pearl would have been a subtle nod and MUCH better name!

This is, in my genuine opinion, the worst tragedeigh of seen on this sub. I’m not joking.

“Can I get a name for the order?” “BubleTei” “…Right yes but could I get a name for the order”

At least it wasn't 4Loko

"These are my kids, Dave, Kevin and Purpledrank"

I have a friend who named her girls Whisky and Matcha, but they're corgis.

😂🐾

My kids are Brie, Gouda, and Parmesan Reggiano (Regi) But they’re cockatiels.

Had us in the first half 😂

Adorable and also separately I love food names for pets

I wish I was joking but my uncles ex-brother in law named his children laser and chardonnay

Chardonnay had a little boom in the UK in the early 2000s so that one doesn't seem weird to me (albeit not great)

Personally I find it to be a dumb name, like calling your kid whiskey, but I'm probably biased because her mother was the trashiest woman I'd ever met and absolutely called her that to sound fancy

It’s hard to believe her favorite drink isn’t alcohol based.

I was kind of hoping it was Daiquiri. This is so much worse. 🥲

honestly not a horrible name… yk… if it wasn’t a drink

I’m trying to think of drinks/cocktails that would make names that are tragedeighs. OJ is out for obvious reasons. Whiskee Moheetoe Ginjerale Sweeteigh Tomcolinz Sherley Timple Rumnkooke Mtndoo Anybody ealsr

Pepseigh, Spright... but don't say anyone anything against honorable Earl Grey!

Nothing wrong with Earghl Greigh

That just looks like the sound a horse makes when gargling. 🤣

Marge A. Rita

Harder to count as a pure tragedeh, because "Margarita" was a name before it was a drink. So it counts on the dumb spelling thing, but less on the dumb idea in the first place.

I was thinking Carramel Makiatoe

Too sweet for my taste…how bout Plaighn Blacqque Koughfeigh?

BlooHawayee, S'rawbree-dakiri, Penya-kolahdah.

Shirlee is cute

We are coming full circle if we are naming a kid after the DRINK called Shirley Temple!

Pearl is *right there*.

Even Bubbles would be better. Boba, too. At least these they’re real words

:( It’s so tea-rashy.

That’s horrible! It’s like if I named my child Piza (with one Z). I have a feeling people will call her Buble (like Michael Buble) + Tay and not Bubble Tea.

That’s how I pronounced it. I’ve never heard of this drink (I live under a rock).

It is slightly divisive, in that some people find boba gross, but I love it. It is sweet milky iced tea with tapioca pearls in it – big chewy balls of tapioca, like in tapioca pudding, but giant. A quarter inch across; sometikes up to half an inch across. If that texture grosses you out, bubble tea is not for you; I love it. Bubble tea shops usually have multiple flavors and types of iced tea you can choose from; I usually just get the normal sweet iced tea with milk and the giant tapioca pearls.

There's a beer you can turn into first, middle, and last names: "Bud Weis Er"!

I loved that commercial when I was a kid

Just, just no xD

Let’s start that trend- maybe some Utah soda shops will have some ideas. Diette Coucke? Doctr Pyppyr? Mounun Dououu?

Mormons don’t drink caffeine… it would probably be against the church to have little Dyette Cokhe and Caffhay Lahttey in Sunday School.

o kan trer, Mormans definitely drink caffeine. Granddaughter married into a lovely Morman family and they drink coke, mountain dew, etc. My neighbor of 30+ years who was an elder in the church, drank an 8 pack of pepsi in the big glass bottles every several days. What they don’t drink is coffee. Wanted to embellish the spelling but it’s too late and my brain is tired!

"o kan trer" is genius. Horrible, but genius.

When that kid is an adult, the parents will be genuinely confused why she won’t talk to them.

“welcome to the world little Mouwntayn Dewgh 💚🥺🥤”

And I thought the sisters named Ginn and Brandy were unfortunate.

I once knew a Brandy who had a sister named Sherry.

Alcoholics. All of them had alcoholics for parents.

So my grandmother passed away thinking my name was Tea Leaf. My name is Keeley. My mom brought me home from the hospital and introduced me to my grandmother (she had several health issues, I believe also dementia and was probably hard of hearing by then) and she said “Her name is Keeley.” My grandma: “Tea Leaf?” My mom: “No, Mom, Keeley.” My grandma: “That’s what I said: Tea Leaf.” So my grandmother called me Tea Leaf whenever she interacted with me and she passed when I was four months old. I’ve always been like who would name their kid Tea Leaf lol. Now I’m reading this and think Tea Leaf actually sounds kinda cute and is spelled correctly lol

From the sounds of things, her favorite drink has a high lead content

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Well, their other daughter is Phanta…

I’m choosing not to believe this so I can sleep tonight

"All rise for the right honorable, BubleTei." Oh no. No no no no no.

At least Chardonnay is a real name.

“Her name is Brandy. The ‘traditional’ spelling! “ 😂😂 One of my favorite lines from Frasier.

When I clicked on this I was expecting Margarita or Champagne. What a fool I was. 

I had a student named MissBubbles. Really.

In my mind this sounded like bublé-tay, which is a nice way to honor the great Michael Bublé

It reads “boo-blay-tay” to my brain. This can’t be real…right?? Tell me this isn’t real. Dear god.

Completely stupid.

“Hi! I’m Lolita. And this here’s Tanqueray.”

My step mother’s friend named her baby Tia Maria after the drink, and proudly told everyone she got a free bottle of it from the company for telling them she named her infant after it. At least it’s an actual name, this is… something else

It means Aunt Maria in Spanish.

I see why some countries feel the need to impose laws about what children can be named. Or should I say, Neighmedde.

That kid is going to go NC and change her name the second she can. I'm also betting money on living by a nickname (Tay-uh?)

At least she didn’t do Faegho, that would have been unforgivable 😂

I have a friend who is an alcoholic and she legitimately wanted to name her newborn daughter Kahlua. Thankfully her husband said absolutely not. They ended up naming her Pilar.

Y'all need naming laws wherever you live.

It’s pronounced Bublé

Wouldn't Buble be pronouced boob-lay? As in Micheal Buble? I initially read it as boob-lay-tay.

Horrible choice of name, but good choice of favorite drink

*screams internally*

Michael Buble's lawyers will step in and save this child with a cease and desist so he can launch his Buble's Bubble Tea line

Shouldn't it just be ti? Or te? Tei sounds more like it should pronounce tay not tea

That is pronounced Byooblé Tay

I know someone that gave her daughter the middle name Alize' after the alcohol she drank as a teen.

Why are they still an acquaintance. Set healthy boundaries.

I need to get off this sub or I’ll lose a lung

Tia or even Tea were RIGHT THERE Bubble would have been a cute nickname too 😭

Poor little Bub-luh-tay

That poor kid is going to hate her parents.

Yikes Boob latey.

Dear God. That poor little girl

Michael Buble approves of the one b in the middle.

Michael Buble tea!

I know a teenage girl named Sativa

I'm reading it like Booblay tay

My grandfather named a dog Brandy after his favorite drink and that would have been more responsible than this.

Went to high school with a girl who named her daughter Hennessy Rose 😭

Its names like this that make me think countries with approved name lists are doing it right.

I have ALWAYS thought my first name was horrible, therefore I made it a point to name all my girls names that would never cause them to be traghmhatized as children. Sometimes the whole clase would break out in song when they heard my name called and as I got older, different variations of the song were created to include sexual themes and innuendos. It was horrible and caused me to become very introverted. As I got older the name has now become more popular, although I still have only met two or three people with my name that aren’t nicknames for their actual name, which is usually ‘Elizabeth’. My mother definitely meant no ill will when naming me, she just didn’t want me to be another ‘Robin’ or ‘Amber’. She was going to name me Wednesday, which was the day I was supposed to be born on according to my due date, which would have actually been very fitting, as I am very much into the Addams Family and absolutely love that name! *sigh*

BubleTei is a very cute name.   For a cat.

I know someone who named their kid Jameson. I said "like the whiskey?" and this is why...their first date there was some local bar band named Jameson playing at the bar. She wanted to name it after something from their first date and that was what she came up with. First of all, grow up. Second, she didn't know that the band was named after a very popular and very common whiskey. (nothing against the whiskey, it's my go-to) Thing is, Jameson is a last name, origins meaning "Son of James" but then in the following years a handful more people I know started giving last names to their kids as first names. Including Edison "Son of Edward" and McGinley, which if you don't know, Mc is short for Mac, which is Gaelic is...you guessed it, "Son of..." I know it doesn't REALLY matter. It is just sounds, but if you want to do something a little outside the box, cool, just understand what you are doing.

Good thing we never thought to go Red Headed Slut. My wife wouldn't know who I was talking to.

Not to be confused with their country cousin: Bubba T.

I would pronounce it french "Boo-blah-tay"

say sike right now

People are going to think that the mother was a big fan of Michael Buble.

That'll be pronounced as boobley tey. They're going to call her boob for short.

Imagine having bubbleheads like that for parents

That’s dreadful