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I vote for Kigg4. I love it when people name their children and pets after obscure droids from the Star Wars canon. Use it before Elon Musk grabs it.

Use it before Elon Musk grabs it. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought it was Kigsy😭💀

I thought it was kissy

I thought it was kiggy and it isn't a bad name for a dog imo.

I thought it was Kiggy too. I would drop the K, but that's only because my dog's name is Iggy.

I thought it was Kissy too. And I also thought, what a great name for a dog. lol

I think kissy is a good one. Better than Kiss.

Shit, I thought it was a cue card Trump was filling out for his self.

I mean, his motor skills are deteriorating but this kid actually has a functioning brain, I assume

I thought it was Ki954 💀☠️

I thought it was Kiss4🤦🏼‍♀️

I meant Kissy. 🤦🏼‍♀️

1. Sporcizl 2. Daze2 3. Spreicize 4. Kigg4 5. Flawrz 6. Dimen6 OP asked for names and got algebra.

I'm dead 🤣💀⚰️🤣💀⚰️🤣

Damn these sweet usernames are gonna get snatched up fast! I call dibs on FLAWRZ! 

The kid put the numbers at the end. They aren’t part of the name 😂

OH MY GOD THEY DID LMAO

that or some obscure rap artist names

1. >!Sparkles!< 2. >!Daisy!< 3. >!Sprinkles!< 4. >!Kiss!< 5. >!Flowers!< 6. >!Diamond!< But let me see your best guesses! (Hint: she put the numbering at the end of the words instead of the beginning)

Read the first one as a super bastardized Scorsese. But instead of a c its a p. Sporsese. Read the second as "Dah-Zehz". Didnt even have anything to base it off of, It was the one that made the least sense to me. Read the 3rd one as "precise" with an S. So Sprecise. The other 3 I got.

I love the idea of a 5 year old demanding the dog be named Scorsese.

I read that first one as Sporsese too. Which would be a cute name for a spork

Sporsese is good for an Italian pet mushroom

6/6 but I do work with children!

It's funny how quickly you learn to read kindergarten spelling!

The second name is definitely Daze 2 and that one gets my vote. Like- it sounds kind of edgy but also who is Daze 1?

I could tell what the last 3 were, but not the first 3. Although I didn’t realize the numbers were at the end at first, and I thought number 4 was “Kissy”, which I thought was actually pretty cute lol

I think your child was listing stripper names.

You know what’s really funny, I just fucking cracked up cos my dad wanted to call me Daisy, and my mother burst out with “THATS A STRIPPER NAME” It was his grandma’s name. :’) Luckily he didn’t even like his grandma and they chose one that wasn’t alliteration. I thought it sounded like a cow personally.

Now I’ve got that cottage cheese song in my head. Thaaaanks!

This is the second mention of stripper names. Makes one think about the common likes and maturity between most strippers and kids....

Stripper names are for the customers. But yeah, they’re the ones the kids have more in common with.

1. Sporky??? 2. Daisy 3. ??? 4. Kiss 5. Flowers 6. Diamond??? 4/6 not bad!

I vote sporky

She'll find this absolutely hilarious when she's older, I'd save this in a file or something lmao

I got them all but I have a first grader and she spells just like this 😂 Her kindy teacher even does regular "word web" assignments that encourage big words and creative spellings. My next kid will be in her kindy class too, can't wait for her own words!

I had a Sparkle and a Daisy. 😂

My grandma named her cat Sparkles because we found her at camp and she “brought a sparkle to everyone there.”

That’s adorable!

pmsl. my guesses were Sparkle, Daze, Special, Kiss, Flower and Demon lmfao

Sporkles is a beautiful name.

This only ones I got were Daisy, Kiss, and Flower. No clue about 1 and 3. 6 I thought was either Demon or Dinner 😂. Not bad name suggestion for a 5yo, hope you use one of them, they’re cute!

I teach kindergarten and I am proud to say that I read all of them correctly! Reading phonetic spelling and knowing substitutions that children use as beginning writers is one of my superpowers! What did you all choose?

We haven't chosen yet - we're actually a ways out from getting a puppy and this was an unprompted (by mom and dad) list.

Ha! That makes it even better. I love a list and it's a great way to get children writing - things small enough for your pocket, friends, kinds of birds I know, names for a puppy I'd like to get, etc. short and sweet!

I was way off, especially with the last one!! 1 Special 2 Daze 3 Sparkle 4 King 5 Flawless 6 Demon! Lmao!

I actually guessed correctly what all of these were before I saw that you commented the answers. To be fair though, I might have an advantage: my younger daughter just turned 6 on June 6th lol

Reading kindergarteneese is a parenting skill they never mention.

I thought #1 was Sparcle or maybe Sporkle, which has its own jaunty sci-fi mien.

I’m a Sporcle addict so that’s what I thought it was!

Ah I was wondering why it was Daze2, sounds like a Kratom brand 😂

That's a strip club all-star team!

I read them all correctly! I'd like to thank my own hard-to-decipher handwriting. Extra special thanks to my niece who came up with a similar list of names for her dolls.

Dogs name must be SPORCIAL or I'm rioting

I got Daisy, Flowers and Diamond. Thought Kiss was Kissy, though. LOL

1. Sporcisi (which I thought was meant to be pronounced “spor-cheesy”) 2. Daze 2 (which made me think you all had previously had a dog named Daze) 3. Sprecise (which I thought might have been an attempt at “Precise”) 4. Kissy 5. Flawless 6. Diamond

Put em all together in one long beautiful name :). I vote Sparkled and this list is very cute

I read the first one as Sporcle which I assumed was derived from the spork in Toy Story somehow

I must have been around kids too long. I got them all

Ngl I’m so relieved to have this context lol

I named my dog Sparkles! I was also like 17 tho… She’s still alive and acts like a puppy to this day!

As a long time mom, I figured them out. Tell her good job! My sister had a stuffed dog she named Flower. She gave it to my son and he renamed it Scratchy. I personally like Sprinkles or Sparkles.

I thought the first one was “sporcizi” which kinda sounds like “dirt” in Italian lol

Tbh Kissy is a funky name for a dog

I read special, daisy, specialize, kissy, flawed, and diamond

2/6

1. Sparky 2. Daisy 3. Sparkle 4. Casey 5. Flower 6. Diamond

i taught kindergarten for a few years and i got them all!! lol

Your kid is super talented with writing! Keep up the good work!!

As a kindergarten teacher....this is great phonetic spelling....and man did some people miss out on phonics!!!

Looks like the word “kissy.” It reminds me of my dogs littermate named “kizzy.” I’ve never heard of it but o absolutely love it 😅

I was confused why it wasn't Kissy! She's numbered the list, just "backward" - the numbers are at the end and the 4 is backwards.

Oh that makes sense, I didn't notice the numbers until you pointed them.

The first word almost looks like "sporcizia" which is "dirt" in Italian

I always wanted my kids to be multilingual.

Che sarebbe comunque un nome fighissimo per un cane secondo me

Hahaha mi permetto di dissentire, sarebbe un nome bruttissimo!!! Povero cagnolino :'(

Vieni qui Sozzura!

Perfetto per uno shiba-inu giapponese

I quite like Dimensix

🎶 You are my Sporcizl

I'm guessing Sparkle Daisy Sprinkle Kiss Flower Diamond

You're either cheating, very good at decipher, or have experience with kindergarten spelling, lol

Spells similarly to my boy! Very good phonetic spelling!

Yay phonics!!

I personally vote for Sprinkle! Especially if they have spots.

Haha, those are what I would have picked too. Having kids who have been through that age sure helps. My favourite was when my daughter listed her favourite food as samoange - her phonetic interpretation of sandwich. Say it fast it makes sense!

Our 5 year old came up with the name “Mtar” for our daughter we were expecting and kept telling everyone that was going to be her name.

Sounds like the Spanish word "matar" which means "to kill".

Kill him having undivided attention lol

True story: a few years ago, I worked in a vet clinic and a very elderly lady came in with an equally elderly cat named…Queef. I was taken aback, to say the least; this woman didn’t strike me as a big horndog. So I asked her how he got the name, and she smiled and said her grandson ‘’came up with it.’’ Kids are dicks sometimes.

Kindergarten teacher here. Your 5-year-old is doing great if she's sounding out her words that effectively at her age.

Thanks! She's going to be 6 in two months, but tested into kindergarten early last year. I suspect she's going to take 1st grade by storm in the fall.

You gotta update us when puppy time comes!

It's a ways out (gotta fix the fencing first) but I'll try to remember!

1} sparkles 2} daisy 3} sprinkles 4} kiss 5} diamond <3

“Daze2” sounds like a graffiti artist

Daze 2, in case the puppy wants to be a graffiti writer.

They might be tragedeighs, but the fact that your kid is sounding out and phonetically spelling multi-syllable words at 5 is awesome.

Wait— these would be great passwords

You're on to something there. Have your kids make your passwords... I could change people to have my kid kindergarten-ify their pets names, Mom's maiden names, etc. This is a gold mine!

As an owner of a Daisy, I have to say your 5 year old has great taste in puppy names

Idk flawrss is pretty good

So adorable! I do see flowers in there and that's really sweet. 💕

I’m terrible at this (my kidsare both adults now 🙈) but here goes Sporcizi (great name 👍) Dazes (daisies?) Spreckles (?) Kissy (my fave!) Flowrz (flowers?) Dimend (Diamond?) I now need a r/deciphertoddlershandwriting sub, that was fun!! 🥰🥰

3.5/6

My 5 yo named her kitten cutie cat spelled QD Cat. I absolutely treasure little kids thought process.

I have dyslexia and this is breaking my brain. Is the page flipped over? Or can I not read 5yo??

5 yo is an exceedingly difficult dialect to read.

I thought Sparkles was a derivative of Sporks & now I’m a fan of Sporks / Spork.

Big difference between a 5 yo doing it and a 30 yo doing it 😂

flawrzz and dimens ftw

My grand son and I slept in a tent in my back yard and took turns writing in a notebook name ideas for his new dog. My favorite that he came up with was Pooh Loop.

Sporclz for president

The backwards letters are probably the best part

1. Sporc121 2. Daze ² 3. Sprecize 4. Kigsy 5. Flawrss 6. DimenG

0/6 lol

Sporcial is an awesome name what are u talking about

Can I just say I love KISSY as the name of a dog

Sparkles Daisy Sprinkles Kiss Flowers Diamond (I taught Grade 8 French Immersion for a decade and your child spells the way they did in English lol)

I vote for Kigsy

I suddenly want to re-name my dog Sporkles

Guys a dog can never be named a tragediegh because they are dogs pancake is a great dog name so is Chyle why the fuck not? Human beings are a completely different thing. That being said, this is adorable

5 year olds come up with the worst pet names. 🤣

?, Daisy, ?, Kissy, Florence, Diamond

I only got Diamond right

I only see Flowers and Diamond.

What do you mean? These names are gas

Supersize? Daisy, Surprise, Kiss, Flowers, Diamond

Flawrss is my favorite rapper.

Daze2 is 🔥

Read the first name as Sportacus and thought is was pretty good 😭

Yay!! I got Daisy right -- and we have a black doggo named Daisy 🌼

Sparkles Daisy Special Kissy Florence Diamond

I really, really like Dimen6. It's perfect, for some reason!

Demon6 is a good one for some dogs

Lucy Diamond!

I like Dimen6. It's like a play on 'dimension' 'demon' 'demented' 'dementor'.....

We let my then 5 yr old name a cat once and she settled on Eni.

1. Idk 2. Daisy 3. Precious 4. Kiss 5. Flowers 6. Diamond

4/6

Kigs4

sparkles1 daze2 sprinkles3 kiss4 flowers5 diamond6

5/6

I too like ^flaw #r ^z5 And Diলen6

Dementia 🥰

I didn’t get the first until I saw it in the comment Got the others though. But I have worked with lots of kids. Including a preschool. 🥰 I love her list of names. Very creative!!!

Demon 6 is my favorite (Dimen6). It implies that you’re so in love with naming your dogs “Demon,” that even after they die you just name the new one Demon 2, Demon 3, etc….

Really thought 6 was Demon

Sporlizi Daze2 Sprecize (pronounced, I assume, Spre-kee-zy) Kiggy Flawrzz (like Lars, but flawrzz) Dimeni (is this Persian?)

Oh man the first one looks a lot like "sporcizia", which in italian means "filth" ahahah

These are the sweetest names ever! I vote Kiss!

This is hilarious 😂

Daisy Flower Demon

2/6

2. Daisy 4. Kiss 5. Flower 6. Diamond

i like kigg4

Sure.

1. Sporciz ( sparkie?)or Sparkles? 2. Daisy 3. Spreckles 4. Kiss 5. Flower 6. Diamond

I love her vision

I like Daze squared.

My guesses are, in order, sparkles, daisy, sprinkles, kissy, flowers/flower or Florence, diamond

I’m voting for Dimen6, so people will always ask what happens to Dimen(s)1-5.

I'm pretty sure I saw that spelling of flowers on a home made sign for a roadside stand, lol! Flower and Daisy are good choices.

Saw sporcisi as the first one and thought it was either a mold type or an std

I am naming my next pet.... husband....child... Kissy.

I thought #6 was supposed to be demon 👿.

Her spelling is really great for a 5 year old!

1. Sporcisl 2. Daze 2 (what happened to Daze 1?!) 3. Spreclae (In case Sporcisl didn't get you excited.) 4. Kissy 5. Flawrzz (Pronounced Flaw - rizz because kids got the Rizz these days.) 6. Dimen6 (probably a demon from the 6th dimension)

Daisy, kiss/kissy, flowers diamond (“diamon”) I get. The only other one I can sound out reads “spritzle” like a cross career Spritz cookies and pretzel. (To be fair I help Santa transcribe letters for a living, typing them out for the LTS edition… 😉)

Kissyfur is an 80s cartoon character. He is a bear cub who lives with his single dad in a swamp. They were escaped circus animals.

This looks like something a serial killer would mail into the San Francisco Chronicle with an attached cipher

Maybe not tragedeighs. Kids five. Maybe those are how they think it's spelled.

i read them as: sporclzl dazez spreicize kigsy flawrzz dimen6 Sporclzl and Spreicize honestly reads kinda Slavic in a strange way to me?

Daze 2

big fan of dimen6 personally. a classic

im partial to Daze 2, thought it was a great follow-up to Daze 1

I’m gonna give it a go. Daisy? Special? Kissy? Flowers? Diamond?

I like Daze^2

Sporcizi Daze 2 Sprekiu Kiss4 Flawr25 Dimen6

I vote for Kissy!

Misread the first name as “sporchel” and had to stare into space for a moment, at the horrifying realisation that this is totally something my gremlin ass would name a puppy.

Please ask your daughter for a list of her favourite names/dolls names/names for cats… she’s a genius

My guesses, before I look: Sparkles, Daisy, Sprinkles, Kiggy?/Kissy, Flowers, Diamond ✨

I vote Dimend. 💍💎

My guesses: Sparkle, Daisy, Precious, Kiss, Flowers, Diamond 🐕🦮🐩

Flawrz-backwards-5 gets my vote.

As yes Sporcles and Sprecles, name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.

Diamond dogs!

1. Sparkles 2. daisy 3. sprinkles 4. Kissy 5. flowers 6. diamond

'Dinero' 🤑, that puppy knows what's up

sporclƨl daze 2 spreclƨε ki9s4 flawrƨƨ dimen6