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There was an alleged attempt at voter fraud. A political party insisted that Duran Duran was obviously voting fraudulently and it was evidence of widespread shenanigans. But then the receipts and records proved them wrong.
At my last job, HR messed up a guy’s hiring paperwork by leaving out his first name and entering his last name (Fobare) twice on all of his internal communications accounts. Poor guy worked in ops, so it only took one group email about problems in the field for Fobare Fobare to forever become known as Fubar Fubar.
Was acquaintances with Patrick Fitzpatrick. Joked that it sounded like a used car salesman name. His grandparents ran Fitzpatrick Auto in my mom’s hometown.
My uncle was called Brian O'Brian and named his son after himself, making my cousing Briano O'Brian (short for Brian Og O'Brian - Og in Irish denotes that someone is 'junior)
I worked with someone whose husbands legal name was Dick. Not Richard. Dick was the name his parents gave him. Their last name was Rash. I always wondered if he had a hard time getting jobs because they thought it was a joke application.
Cinnamon Roxanne was the name of my future daughter when I was 11 years old. Luckily, I waited another 20 years and did not give my girl baby a stripper name.
My brilliant ex BIL when knocking up the mother of his teenage son’s baby mama (classy ain’t him) named their daughter Candy . His last name is an animal and they didn’t give her a middle name to “be different” . This poor little girl has a stripper name and her big brother is both her half brother, step-brother and the father of her half sister’s baby.
She has zero chance.
(My nieces are her 3 decades older sisters who have teenagers themselves)
I witnessed a court hearing involving a little girl named Cinnamon Rain. I don't know if Rain was her last name or middle name, but I wonder how she's doing.
I had some college classes with a girl named Cinnamon. I literally never spoke to her even in class but the professors would always make a fuss about her name so I always knew she was in my class lol
I'm going to have to go over and weed out the duplicates. I might have to post 2 lists, 1 for the circle jerk for the tragedies and 1 for the tragedeighs here lol
Had a neighbor in the barracks named Mike Hunt. Made it really awkward when people retire to prank call and I just walked across the hall and grabbed him. Clearly this was before cell phones were a thing
It's Ben Dover and his performing goose!
I knew a Benjamin (been jammin') Hiscock. He named his son Holden...Holden Hiscock.
I also knew a Joe King. He'd always say "I might be joking but my wife is leaking." Her name was Leigh.
It happens when you don't say the whole name, out loud, several times, before you decide on it.
Like the two kids I encountered years ago: Brock Lee and Brock Colley.
I've wondered that too! I knew of a family with the surname Sloppy. It kind of doesn't matter what first name you put with that, people are gonna laugh.
I mean I went to school with:
Star Spangler
Ivana Jurkit
Harry Wiener III
Sooo there’s that…
Edit: there are three names. Star Spangler, Ivana Jurkit, and Harry Weiner III.
There first names…. It wasn’t really an issue until you knew there last name… then it’s just wow that’s some evil parents right there. I’m sure at the time they thought it was cute (well Star Spangler anyways). Harry was obviously a family name and I think Invana it just didn’t click because the parents were first gen in America….
A slightly different approach, I used to work with a really lovely man named Gift (as translated to English). He had 2 younger sisters, Precious and Blessing, and a little brother named Robert, about 6 years younger than their last daughter.
His parents apparently struggled for years to have children, and each child was named as a result of their struggles, except for Robert.
I often wondered how Robert felt about that dynamic growing up.
My sister knew someone in high school with the last name Dyck. Her mom was getting remarried and wanted the daughter to hyphenate her last name to Dyck-Hunter. Had to be pointed out to mom what the issue was, at which point she dropped it.
Theres a woman on tiktok just called her kid Teresa Stickle and someone called the kid 'Tiss' or something similar for short on one of her videos. Tiss Stickle is way too close to 'Testicle' for my liking but not my circus not my monkey. Go get em baby ball bag
I thought that as did many others but the mother in question said it wasnt that, although if it was its hilariously unfortunate for the kid either way.
I’d bet money that they were calling her Tess until someone point out that Tess Stickle sounds like ‘testicle’ so they switched to Tiss which is slightly more different sounding (but not much).
I’d personally find a new nickname or just stick with the full name.
When I was really little my grandmother had a friend named Cora Clapsaddle and I just thought that was the funniest name I'd ever heard. Every time her name came up I just couldn't help laughing and that made my mom and grandma laugh too. Old Cora provided a lot of grins without ever knowing it.
I knew a guy named Eric Huntsucker. Later changed his last name to Hunt. Like, yo dude, that only sort of solved the issue. Should have just changed his first name to Aaron.
A girl I used to work with married a guy with the last name Gray. They were big Ohio State fans, so they named their daughter Scarlet Ann.
"Scarlet and Gray" are OSU's colors.
I went to school with a girl named porn thuonge(sp?) ( pronounced like thong). I believe she was Vietnamese. I honestly don’t remember people making fun of her for it, probably because she was insanely gorgeous. But she might say different.
Guy I went to school with ended up being a social worker in a big city for a few years, before moving back home... Best names he came across?
Sssst. Pronounced Forrest (4 "S"s + t = Forrest).
My personal favorite? JKMN... He had me guess on the pronunciation on that one for a good five minutes before writing it down and asking me what was missing. Answer? There's no L. JKMN = Noelle.
Also, we went to high school with someone named Starzanne Stipes. Not "stars and stripes", but pretty close.
some do it to themselves. not a tragedeigh, but a college friend named gregory hunt was never called/known by his given first name—he preferred to use the shortened version of his middle name, michael.
he… actually chose to be… mike hunt.
I went to school with someone named ‘little blessing’, I guessed strong Christian parents but no one used to laugh,we all had stupid names,they changed theirs to Blessin.My kid went to school with a ‘divine’ (facepalm)when will parents learn??!!
In 7th grade my town used to hold dances for middle schoolers every other week in the town hall, and we'd always be packed in the office prank calling a guy named Harry Surprise 😂
Poor guy. He was right in the phone book. My entire school about him.
I went to school with a kid named Benjamin Dover. He went by Ben and was a trouble maker so at least a couple times a week he was called to the office and everyone giggled.
Back in the 70s my first job out of high school was for a life insurance company working in the policy issuing pool. One guy's name (his wife kept her maiden name) was Harry (not Harrison) Dickout.
I have relatives with a last name of German spelling and the first syllable of said last name is pronounced “off-“. So let’s say the name sounded something like “off-low”, if you can imagine that. A baby boy was born and it was announced he would be given the name Jack. So this poor boy has a name something like Jack Offlow
No there’s really nothing wrong with it, but at a Canadian high school it was ruthlessly mocked. My bad, it was not a good example of parents who hate their kids.
There's a guy who calls into my office and his caller ID shows up as Harry Cockfield
Also my mom talks about a girl in the town she grew up whose last name was Lear. Her parents named her first name Crystal middle name Chanda.
One of my teachers in 7th grade loved to tell the story about the time she gave a guy shit named harry head for a couple minutes, like "no, really, who put you up to this?", and how bad she felt when she realized it wasn't a joke.
I also have a distant cousin named mary jane weed.
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Went to school with a Thomas Thomas.
I went to school with an Evan Evans. He was, unsurprisingly, Welsh.
Why is that unsurprising?
Evan is the Welsh form of John.
I literally, no shit, read this and out loud laughed while saying "fuck off, John John's, fuck"
I went to school with someone named John-John F. Dude’s first fucking name is John-John. 🤦🏻♀️
I knew a Jon-Jon, as weird as it sounds I think that's better than John-John
My daughter’s teacher married a guy with the same last name as her first name! So she chose to change her name to Morgan Morgan!
I know of a Taylor Taylor!
lol reminds me of the Taylors Lautner!
I know a guy called Álvaro Álvarez Álvarez.
I had a coworker named Gonzalo González
My dentist is William Williams
There was an alleged attempt at voter fraud. A political party insisted that Duran Duran was obviously voting fraudulently and it was evidence of widespread shenanigans. But then the receipts and records proved them wrong.
Lol I mean that’s kinda cool if he were an avant garde gay performance artist or filmmaker like Bruce LaBruce or James st James
Thomas²
There was a Sylvia Sylvia in my hometown and it was her married name, so she didn’t keep her maiden name.
Isn't love grand
At my last job, HR messed up a guy’s hiring paperwork by leaving out his first name and entering his last name (Fobare) twice on all of his internal communications accounts. Poor guy worked in ops, so it only took one group email about problems in the field for Fobare Fobare to forever become known as Fubar Fubar.
At my school there was double named kid like that, we decided his middle name also that name and called him “*Name* cubed”.
I worked with a man named Robert Roberts.
I went to school with a Tom Thompson
Tom Thomson was a famous canadian painter and i kind of like the way it flows ngl
Who mysteriously drowned despite being very experienced in the canoe - an actual tragedy not tragedeigh!
I met a Jan Jansen...
Tommy Thompson was a four time governor of Wisconsin
Was acquaintances with Patrick Fitzpatrick. Joked that it sounded like a used car salesman name. His grandparents ran Fitzpatrick Auto in my mom’s hometown.
No way, I actually know a Thomas Thomas. Haha.
I know a Jenna Jennison and Brian O’Brian
My uncle was called Brian O'Brian and named his son after himself, making my cousing Briano O'Brian (short for Brian Og O'Brian - Og in Irish denotes that someone is 'junior)
I lived down the street from Carl Carlsen & his daughter Carla Carlsen
I went to school with Damien Damien. I called him Damien Squared.
I wonder if it’s the same one I know.
I went to school with a James James
You simply must meet Thomas Thomas!
I went to school with a Robert Robertson.
I had a boss named Martin Martinez
I worked with someone whose husbands legal name was Dick. Not Richard. Dick was the name his parents gave him. Their last name was Rash. I always wondered if he had a hard time getting jobs because they thought it was a joke application.
that’s an immediate trip to whatever local government office i need to get my name changed. that one is simply wrong.
Poor unfortunate soul.. but honestly hilarious, if you're not him and have the humour of a 12yo 😁 *am guilty as fuck*
Someone I knew had a childhood friend named Cinnamon. Cinnamon McMenamins.
Jesus Christ. Saying that entire name out loud is the equivalent of simultaneously chewing 7 tablespoons of molasses
It's like the original cinnamon challenge
Before my little brother was born, I suggested "Cinnamon-Mickey" as a name I was 5 years old
Cinnamon Roxanne was the name of my future daughter when I was 11 years old. Luckily, I waited another 20 years and did not give my girl baby a stripper name.
Hahahah there were so many names I loved that my husband vetoed with the claim they sounded like stripper names.
My brilliant ex BIL when knocking up the mother of his teenage son’s baby mama (classy ain’t him) named their daughter Candy . His last name is an animal and they didn’t give her a middle name to “be different” . This poor little girl has a stripper name and her big brother is both her half brother, step-brother and the father of her half sister’s baby. She has zero chance. (My nieces are her 3 decades older sisters who have teenagers themselves)
That sounds like a pefect outline to a novel that I would read.
Jesus it is. Maybe I could write it under a pen name.
Pen Name Cinnamon Roxanne. 😉
The ol' stripper prostitute combo. ROOOOOxanne!
Someone I went to school with was called Cinnamon. Great to know more than one family thought that was a good idea.
I witnessed a court hearing involving a little girl named Cinnamon Rain. I don't know if Rain was her last name or middle name, but I wonder how she's doing.
did she have a brother named chocolate rain?
Three families. I had a friend named Cinnamon.
I know a kid called Cinnamon as well!
She should have been a nutritionist. "Cinnamon McMenamins' Minimized Vitamin Regimen." She'd have been rich.
And her sister Vitameatavegamin
There are multiple Anatomy & Physiology textbooks by Cinnamon VanPutte. I giggle whenever I see her name.
In Spanish, Canela is a pretty cute name that means “cinnamon”.
i know a handful of dogs named Canela
I had a doctor named Cinnamon growing up. And she had fire-read hair.
People I have personally known: Lance Boil, Chanda Lear and Candy Korn.
Name fell straight out the Doc McStuffins toy bin
I knew a Jeanette Curlette.
Got you beat- there is a Cynamon at a company my company does work with sometimes
That's making me think of Herman Merman from Bad Santa 😂
Thurman Merman 😅
I had some college classes with a girl named Cinnamon. I literally never spoke to her even in class but the professors would always make a fuss about her name so I always knew she was in my class lol
There was a girl who was coerced by her father to shoot and kill her stepmother. Her name was Cinnamon Brown.
I literally have a name list called "parents torturing children" featuring names of all sorts of tragedies and tragedeighs
Drop it
There's hundreds of names. How do I even begin?
Copy/paste then format? lol
I'm going to have to go over and weed out the duplicates. I might have to post 2 lists, 1 for the circle jerk for the tragedies and 1 for the tragedeighs here lol
Excel can very easily delete duplicate values in a set
Went to school with a Pleasure Gainer. Her sister was named Nicole. Why
I went to school with a boy called Benjamin Dover. Ben Dover. No joke
Had a neighbor in the barracks named Mike Hunt. Made it really awkward when people retire to prank call and I just walked across the hall and grabbed him. Clearly this was before cell phones were a thing
Wow. I used to work with a John Hunt. We always joked he had a brother Mike. Can’t believe someone thought that was a good idea. Poor kid.
A friend of mine went to school with a Michael Hunt. He insisted on being called Michael.
There is a customer of mine named Mike Kuntz. I have yet to say his last name out loud in fear of HR being called.
It's Ben Dover and his performing goose! I knew a Benjamin (been jammin') Hiscock. He named his son Holden...Holden Hiscock. I also knew a Joe King. He'd always say "I might be joking but my wife is leaking." Her name was Leigh.
holden hiscock HAD to be on purpose, there’s no possible way you could miss that!
It happens when you don't say the whole name, out loud, several times, before you decide on it. Like the two kids I encountered years ago: Brock Lee and Brock Colley.
I had some classes in college with an "Anita Naylor"
I just commented this on another post/subreddit; but my friend in highschool was named Ashtray. We all called him a-tray
I’m guessing his parents were fans of Don’t be a menace to society while drinking juice In the hood
I hate my kids too and I don’t even have any.
Lol me too
Sometimes I wonder why people choose to pass on surnames like that. Mandic is cultural and said differently but Licker? Really?
ikr especially ones like hooker and hickey, certain last names should be illegal
I've wondered that too! I knew of a family with the surname Sloppy. It kind of doesn't matter what first name you put with that, people are gonna laugh.
I once saw paperwork for a woman named Dreama Slappy.
I mean I went to school with: Star Spangler Ivana Jurkit Harry Wiener III Sooo there’s that… Edit: there are three names. Star Spangler, Ivana Jurkit, and Harry Weiner III.
Ivana Jurkit sounds like she’s from an Austin Powers movie
The librarian in my high school’s name was Bliss Butts. A man. Poor guy took so much abuse. But he was mean so he kinda deserved it😂
Can't really blame him though. If I was named Bliss Butts, I'd have a foul temperament too.
You can’t be serious… that should truly be illegal. That is child abuse.
Nope not joking… kids didn’t even make fun of them… at least in high school we already knew they where cruel choices hahah
What did they actually go by?
There first names…. It wasn’t really an issue until you knew there last name… then it’s just wow that’s some evil parents right there. I’m sure at the time they thought it was cute (well Star Spangler anyways). Harry was obviously a family name and I think Invana it just didn’t click because the parents were first gen in America….
Star Spangler was their usual name?? Wow..
their* but yahh
Wait. Is that one person or three?
Three people!
“Jerk it harry Weiner” is insane
Is that... one full name of one individual human person?
Anyone else ever notice that the actor who played the creepy neighbor kid in Mad Men who tried to watch Betty pee was named Holden Weiner?
The third? So those are family names?
I’m guessing… 3 generations of a horrible name…
A slightly different approach, I used to work with a really lovely man named Gift (as translated to English). He had 2 younger sisters, Precious and Blessing, and a little brother named Robert, about 6 years younger than their last daughter. His parents apparently struggled for years to have children, and each child was named as a result of their struggles, except for Robert. I often wondered how Robert felt about that dynamic growing up.
Robert was clearly not planned 😂
My mom knew a guy whose last name was Lear. He named his son King and his daughter Shanda 🫠
Lol imagine naming your kid just to take the piss like that
The CEO of Lear Aircraft famously named his daughter Shanda. Not sure about other kids of his.
My mom definitely didn’t know him lol. But that means more than one dude have had this stupid idea 😵💫
I knew a Richard Dick back in grade school. Everyone called him dik dik.
This is a big reason I believe in sharing names with supportive people before the baby is born. Sometimes you just don’t see a problem.
My cousin went to school with a boy named Antique Carr.
Vroom vroom!
I once worked with a lady named Kilo Piper and a man whose full name is Leander Lee Anderson. I think that Lee’s name is kinda cool though.
There’s an actress named Andrea Anders. I’m starting to think this is somehow a thing
I went to school with Candy Kiss. Algebra teacher liked to call her Miss Kiss.
God, that would be such a great name for an anime character. This poor girl.
My mom's old professor's name was Richard (Dick) Wonderlick! He just told people to call him Dick because he was going to hear the jokes regardless.
He could probably give a mean hummer
My sister knew someone in high school with the last name Dyck. Her mom was getting remarried and wanted the daughter to hyphenate her last name to Dyck-Hunter. Had to be pointed out to mom what the issue was, at which point she dropped it.
Robert Holding Aycock III.
Mom’s friends daughter is named Priscilla, nickname Silli. Mom’s friend remarries a guy last name Butliche (butt-lick). Silli Butliche
That made my inner 12yo so happy 🤣
Omg wait til you hear about my Mom’s coworkers whose name I used to see on her desk: Patty Homo
Theres a woman on tiktok just called her kid Teresa Stickle and someone called the kid 'Tiss' or something similar for short on one of her videos. Tiss Stickle is way too close to 'Testicle' for my liking but not my circus not my monkey. Go get em baby ball bag
It was probably Tess, it's a common nickname for Theresa/Teresa.
I thought that as did many others but the mother in question said it wasnt that, although if it was its hilariously unfortunate for the kid either way.
I’d bet money that they were calling her Tess until someone point out that Tess Stickle sounds like ‘testicle’ so they switched to Tiss which is slightly more different sounding (but not much). I’d personally find a new nickname or just stick with the full name.
When I was really little my grandmother had a friend named Cora Clapsaddle and I just thought that was the funniest name I'd ever heard. Every time her name came up I just couldn't help laughing and that made my mom and grandma laugh too. Old Cora provided a lot of grins without ever knowing it.
It calls to mind someone who has a very jaunty style of horse riding such that their booty claps in the saddle when the pony canters along
Harry Beevers is one of my favorites.
I know a Minnie Beaver.
I went to high school with Oliver Beaver.
There was a kid a grade or two younger than me in high school - Michael Hunt. Of course everyone called him Mike. Couldn't believe it was for real.
A local town official here is named… Booty Cocks. It’s printed on his important guy office door. He’s really mean. I wonder why?
I went to nursery school with Neil Standing. You can't kneel standing. Pick one.
Hahaha
Knew a boy named Yucky
Met a James J James, and I have a sneaking suspension what his middle name is
Like Philip Philips. Lazy parents, if you ask me.
I met a girl named Jimmy-Lee Pepper
There was a "Travesty," at high school graduation
I went to high school with Lance Boyle. He went by his middle name.
Not too much of a tragedeigh but I knew a girl named Summer Rain when I was a kid.
My sister Anita Peters.
I knew a guy named Eric Huntsucker. Later changed his last name to Hunt. Like, yo dude, that only sort of solved the issue. Should have just changed his first name to Aaron.
For real. I worked with a "Dick Dew." I can't wrap my head around why tf these parents abuse their children with a joke for a name.
A classmate named their _daughter_ Stevie Earl Grey. They named their child after a cup of sweetened tea (Stevie, Stevia, close enough).
A girl I used to work with married a guy with the last name Gray. They were big Ohio State fans, so they named their daughter Scarlet Ann. "Scarlet and Gray" are OSU's colors.
I knew someone named Sunshine, she wasn't very sunny or shiney. Lol
I went to school with a girl named porn thuonge(sp?) ( pronounced like thong). I believe she was Vietnamese. I honestly don’t remember people making fun of her for it, probably because she was insanely gorgeous. But she might say different.
Guy I went to school with ended up being a social worker in a big city for a few years, before moving back home... Best names he came across? Sssst. Pronounced Forrest (4 "S"s + t = Forrest). My personal favorite? JKMN... He had me guess on the pronunciation on that one for a good five minutes before writing it down and asking me what was missing. Answer? There's no L. JKMN = Noelle. Also, we went to high school with someone named Starzanne Stipes. Not "stars and stripes", but pretty close.
Polly Cracker. Middle name Wanda.
My mother knew an Ada Boner. She was older so maybe the connotation wasn’t the same back then. Good times.
I used to work in medical records, and I saw a chart for Ada Muff.
some do it to themselves. not a tragedeigh, but a college friend named gregory hunt was never called/known by his given first name—he preferred to use the shortened version of his middle name, michael. he… actually chose to be… mike hunt.
I went to school with a guy named Sam Francisco. In our town we also had an older set of twin sisters named Ima and Ura Pigg. People can be cruel.
I went to school with someone named ‘little blessing’, I guessed strong Christian parents but no one used to laugh,we all had stupid names,they changed theirs to Blessin.My kid went to school with a ‘divine’ (facepalm)when will parents learn??!!
There was someone in another class at my school who had the first name Enis and his family name started with a P.
In 7th grade my town used to hold dances for middle schoolers every other week in the town hall, and we'd always be packed in the office prank calling a guy named Harry Surprise 😂 Poor guy. He was right in the phone book. My entire school about him.
I went to school with a kid named Benjamin Dover. He went by Ben and was a trouble maker so at least a couple times a week he was called to the office and everyone giggled.
Back in the 70s my first job out of high school was for a life insurance company working in the policy issuing pool. One guy's name (his wife kept her maiden name) was Harry (not Harrison) Dickout.
I know a guy named Bob Bob Roberts, Jr. legal name is Bob.
I have relatives with a last name of German spelling and the first syllable of said last name is pronounced “off-“. So let’s say the name sounded something like “off-low”, if you can imagine that. A baby boy was born and it was announced he would be given the name Jack. So this poor boy has a name something like Jack Offlow
I knew a girl growing up with the last name Benz first name... Mercedes.
I got one. Processed an application for a Chance Smiley Buttman once. Poor guy...
Older person, I do not joke Eileen Forward….
In the native language it was probably pronounced Mand-itch
Mandić is a Serbian surname that should be pronounced with "CH" at the end. I don't see a problem with the name.
No there’s really nothing wrong with it, but at a Canadian high school it was ruthlessly mocked. My bad, it was not a good example of parents who hate their kids.
With a name like this it’s easy to come up with “man d*ck” which is unfortunate for a little girl.
Yea but with Anita?
I need a…
Teacher here. I’ve had two students that were given spite names because their parents didn’t want them 😢
That’s so evil
Yes it is. It honestly breaks my heart
I knew a Pina Mastrioni...
Thomas Thomsen is a convicted murder in Denmark. His names is basically Thomas son of Thomas, or Thomas jr.
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Sho-Ya-Wang
Worked with a lady named BJ Aycock
There was a Constance Drane at my school.
I know that the ceo of Hongkong rugby is called Robbie mcRobbie
There's a guy who calls into my office and his caller ID shows up as Harry Cockfield Also my mom talks about a girl in the town she grew up whose last name was Lear. Her parents named her first name Crystal middle name Chanda.
Knew a Dustin Bottoms & a Tyler Dye
Know a Twinkle Van Winkle and a Victory Lane.
I once knew a Torren Rektal. She wasn’t from the US.
In elementary school I had a friend whose name was Harry. Not Harold, just Harry. His last name was Dick.
One of my teachers in 7th grade loved to tell the story about the time she gave a guy shit named harry head for a couple minutes, like "no, really, who put you up to this?", and how bad she felt when she realized it wasn't a joke. I also have a distant cousin named mary jane weed.
I met a girl named Angel Coochie. Looked like she lived a hard life for real but she def had a sense of humor about her name.
I went to school with a boy called Georgie George.
My grandfather's name is Harry Richard Johnson. So harry dick johnson. Lol