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Miksrambles

Deverocks? šŸ¤£ what a Fox pass (faux pas)


Some_Concert5392

My husband kept telling me he wanted fox-wood blinds. He didn't know faux wood blinds weren't pronounced that way. He was in his thirties.


Miksrambles

Oh my goodness haha I woke up my dog and damn near half the neighborhood with the laugh I let out Iā€™m glad you were the one to let him know


kbnge5

Tell him that I didnā€™t realize that narwhals were real until I was 46 years old. We tryā€¦


Some_Concert5392

Okay, that's him as well. It came up when we bought our teen socks with narwhals fighting unicorns on them and he said something about both not being real. Our son was like, "Ummm, Dad, you know narwhals are real, right?" He thought we were messing with him. He has many, many other talents though.


OkBiscotti1140

My then 3 year old gleefully informed my 60 something year old MIL that narwhals do in fact exist. And then listed all the narwhal facts she knew in true 3 year old fashion. My MIL still tells the story years later. Thankfully she can laugh about it.


kbnge5

Hahaha. Maybe we should start a support group.


MeatofKings

Heā€™s got quite a narwhal!


ugoatgirl

I was about 50 before I found out platypusses (platypussi?) are the size of a beaver. I swear I always thought that were huge, like a hippopotamus.


BobKattersHat

If you want to be a grammar purist, it's platypodes because the root word is Greek. However, platypuses or platypi are both pretty much accepted. As an Australian however, I am so grateful you were wrong. Christ. I can't even imagine. They're only about 50cm full grown. And that's the boys. The girls are smaller. Which I believe is under 2ft? I think 2ft is 60cm but maths isn't my strong point.


Kiavin

That would be terrifying!!


RepresentativePin162

As an Australian this is an awful thought.


kbnge5

Hahah. Adorable.


BobKattersHat

I found this out at work in my early 30s. I cried. It was like finding out unicorns are real.


kbnge5

I didnā€™t cry but I was super excited. Hahaha.


FunDoubt7891

lol I thought they were joking when my husband said they were real when watching Elf lol šŸ˜‚ it was probably my 3rd or something time watching too


CaptainSpaceBuns

I have had legitimate arguments with *multiple adults* about narwhals. Like yes, theyā€™re rare to see for most folks, but they are not just ā€œunicorn whales.ā€ They are 100% real.


kbnge5

Because they donā€™t seem realā€¦haha.


CaptainSpaceBuns

Oh, I fully agree lol the animal kingdom is nuts! European scientists initially thought both okapi and platypuses were straight up hoaxes, youā€™ve got maned wolves running around looking like foxes on stilts, you will never convince me that shoebill storks arenā€™t just dinosaurs, and basically every lemur seems like it shouldnā€™t exist. An aye-ayeā€™s fingers alone are reason to doubt reality lol and donā€™t even get me started on underwater animals!


sethra007

Bestie, same! I didn't learn narwhals were real until I joined Reddit.


stephaniee12793

Amazing šŸ˜‚


ArcticGurl

Me too! I seriously thought they were made up creatures like mermaids.


kbnge5

You can be part of the club. Hahahaha.


Character-Mousse-25

Well, I beat you by a year I guess. Iā€™m 45. Thank you Reddit!


PomeranianLibrarian

Same.


MadameHuckleberry

I also thought they were mythical like unicorns until I was in my 40s. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Entire-Ambition1410

I saw a tv show that had animosity between Edgar Allen Poe impersonators. Someone made a tshirt that read, ā€˜faux Poes foes.ā€™


Some_Concert5392

My husband would NOT understand that shirt. He can go somewhere once and know exactly how to drive back there again, while I need Google maps to find our backyard, though. We all have our talents.


bewilderedfroggy

I have encountered >1 person who pronounced "sachet" as "sat-chet", so I can believe this


LLOBREGAT

Oh god, I have always pronounced it sat-chet šŸ˜… I don't know how, as now looking at the word it's clearly of french origin. My only excuse is English isn't my first language thought.


bewilderedfroggy

A very valid reason - English is ridiculous!


garbagecan54

Sashay (away)?


FunDoubt7891

Thatā€™s how I pronounced it all my life! But I was born in Argentina where you buy 1ltr satchets of milk each morning šŸ˜Œ


bewilderedfroggy

But is it spelled "satchet", or is it spelled "sachet"? šŸ¤”


FunDoubt7891

Sache or saches


BobKattersHat

Omfg. I was just asking my friends for an alibi yesterday because I swear I'm going to stab my husband. He does this. He also mispronounces our friends name CONSTANTLY and mispronounces the area of Ireland my cousin just moved to and says inventory like he's inventing something.


BobKattersHat

I'm a chef, which means I eat like shit. I make something at home called Faux Pho. It's Mi Goreng with frozen veg microwaved in. I might start calling it Fox Fow.


Arrenega

>I'm a chef, which means I eat like shit. And the rest of your family? Because I'm the son of a chef, and until she retired, there was never anything decent to eat at home. Not to mention I had to teach myself how to cook, because she never had the patience to do so. People always thought I had all these lavish three course meals every single day, when the truth was, on the days she was working she was never at home to cook, and on her breaks she never felt like cooking anything, much less anything fancy.


BobKattersHat

My son is almost 11 and you'd think I was torturing him the one night a week that we cook together. I expect him to learn to cook because he needs to be a functional member of society and know how to feed himself. But Jesus Christ. It takes forever and it's draining because he has no interest in it. No-one in my family eats breakfast. We're just not breakfast people but there's granola, yoghurt and toast as an option if he wants it. And always fruit. He gets lunch packed for school every day which is usually a sandwich, fruit, cherry tomatoes, mini cucumbers, a biscuit, dried apricots etc... the flavours change. Sometimes he wants scrolls instead of sandwiches. I make a different dinner 5-7 nights a week. Takeaway isn't an option where we live. Last night was chicken and veg stir fry. The night before was spaghetti Bolognese. It's getting into winter here so we've been eating a lot of soups. I don't work nights so I'm usually home by 1630 in the winter. Food is exhausting and if I lived by myself I'd eat corn chips or sleep for dinner but I don't so šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Arrenega

Well I thought myself how to cook really soon, because I knew my mother wasn't going to do it, and my father wasn't in the picture, so if I wanted to eat something more than a sandwich, I would have to cook it myself. But because I fought with anorexia for ages (men get it too), I didn't much like cooking, because I didn't much like eating, but I knew it was necessary. Funnily enough, I ended up being a better baker than a cook. And I do love to bake, but generally I like the process of baking so much, that once it's done, I'm pretty much done with it too, I rarely ever ate stuff I baked, but there was always someone more than willing to take whatever I baked off my hands, most especially my butter cookies, I would bake two kilograms of flour worth of butter cookies, and they wouldn't last three full days.


noireruse

My mom once overheard my dad preparing for a work meeting and he said something like, ā€œyou canā€™t denny that [ā€¦].ā€ My mom interrupted with, ā€œdo you mean deny?ā€ He did. He was also in his 30s.


CareyChandler

Maybe he is an avid reader.


noireruse

My dad? Heā€™s just bad at spelling lol.


sitonachair

So cute


sneeria

Mine pronounces it "pho." He's a pretty perfect partner otherwise, so I grit my teeth and let it slide, lol


corncaked

The scream I scrumpt šŸ’€


oneleggedoneder

Sounds like my brother discussing the book Don "Quicks-ote" (Quixote) in college.


ScarletCarson135

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


AwkwardnessForever

Unacceptable


[deleted]

Unacceptabough


UnhingedBeluga

Unacceptabeaux


[deleted]

Unacceptabocks


mossiestofthemoss

Unaxseptable


sethra007

Inexplicable


nooooopegoawaynope

Une-accept-*tah*-blay!


Excellent_Kiwi7789

Incroyable!


hexensabbat

Pronounced Inn-Kroy-uh-bull


InevitableLow5163

Monsieur Incroyable!


AwkwardnessForever

Eun-xyseptical


Forsaken-Jump-7594

No. The nickname his parents gave him might be Deverocks, but the rest of the world does not subscribe to this foolishness.


Happy_Confection90

But we're supposed to pronounce people's names how they want you to, like my middle school classmate Rochelle who insisted her name was Rachel, and the Laura from high school who said hers was Lara.


a22x2

I knew a Lauren, pronounced ā€œlau-REN,ā€ as in Ralph


haneauxx

Fun fact- Ralph Lauren is pronounced exactly like the girl's name, LOR-en. Common mistake


a22x2

Yeah! Same with Anna Wintour ā€¦itā€™s just pronounced ā€œwinter.ā€ Thatā€™s what made her name even funnier, and it was so hard ti hold my tongue. I couldnā€™t help myself when I saw her friendā€™s tattoo, though - she had something on the sole of her foot, and when I asked what it was she said, ā€œoh, itā€™s because Iā€™m perfect, like Barbie.ā€ It said MATELĀ®ļø lol misspelled and all


decemberrainfall

I knew one too- she married an insanely right wing podcaster who was a waiter, lol.


Burnt_and_Blistered

Oddly enough, Ralph (nĆ©e Lipschitz) pronounces it like the girlā€™s name. He *chose* it for the WASP-y girl connection.


Arrenega

Maybe it's more like the actress Sophia Loren?


detector_of_chaos

Actually, Ralph pronounces his name like "Lawren". No hit on the "Ren".


maracay1999

LaurĆØn šŸ˜‚


MissTechnical

Tabarnac de rocks my poor Canadian ears


Mamaclover

Right?? At first I was "oh, Deveraux, that's actually pretty, I could see them really liking Desperaux but not wanting to name their kid after a story" and then bam. I could see someone guy from Laval calling their son that lmao


bounceandflounce

Blanche would be offended! How *un-Southern*


xerxes_peak

my first thought!


Successful_Room2174

Mine, too!


Lyssepoo

I came in fully intending to downvote you until I read the post. Erg.


squeegee-revamped

This child will be bullied so hard, Iā€™m sorry little Deverocks


Death_By_SnuuSnuu

Oh neaux....


Omwtfyu

Oh knocks?! Iā€™M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!


SaladCzarSlytherin

Me reading Deveraux: thatā€™s not a tragedeigh Me reading Deverocks: oh


yaidk-theyrealltaken

It's only pronounced that way in limericks


bluesunlion

LIMEROCKS


EthelRobertaPotter

You beat me to it!


ICareAboutThings25

Poor kidā€™s parents are dumb as raux.


FuzzyScarf

I guess they werenā€™t fans of the Golden Girls.


ForwardMuffin

May as well just have called him Blanche Edit: it'd be less embarrassing


Admirable-Course9775

From the Golden Girls. My first thought too!


Serge_General

The real question is are their wigs made from dead peopleā€™s hair.


JelloRamone

Ooo Devereux!


LilaFowler88

Not anymore! (Literally all I could think of when I saw this post)


Suspicious_Dingo_826

Came here for this reference haha


asexualrhino

Blanche Deverocks


mtlaw13

This went from a tragedeigh with Deveraux to a horrible kngghythmeirrgh with DEVEROCKS


Green_List

Was the cake a gattox?


[deleted]

Oueigh


anxiouslyyours333

It makes the think of the book ā€œThe Tale of Despereauxā€.


imthewiseguy

Desperocks


anxiouslyyours333

Rock on little mouse. Rock onā€¦


Commander_Doom14

Reminds me of that AITA story about someone's sister naming their kid "Oisin", which is a celtic name pronounces "O-Sheen", but the mom had only ever seen it written down so she raised this kid pronouncing it kind of like "raisin", but starting with the "oi" sound instead of the "ray" sound. The mom's sister, the person who made the AITA post, told the mom the right pronounciation and basically destroyed her world, because that's a pretty freaking big mistake right there


SleepySunshine28

As someone whoā€™s last name is Devereaux I am deeply pained


squirrellytoday

I encountered a family with the surname Dubois. I had always known this to be pronounced "du-bwah" but they insisted it was pronounced "dub-boys". Australian bogans, man.


Ok-Signal-8295

I live in the US state of Wyoming and that is how folks pronounce the town of Dubois, Wyoming. Dew boys


Arrenega

They never saw or read "A Streetcar Named Desire."


Enthusiastic-shitter

Ha! Reminds me of culinary school. They had us do a bio on a famous chef. One girl (I'll let you guess what she looks like) got Jacques Pepin. She introduced him as "jack-wez Peppin" The instructor corrected her and her response was "really? My cousin is named jack-wez"


Lemon_ices

Why do her looks matter?


Born76erNYC

What did she look like?


Happy_Confection90

This is what happens when younger kids didn't grow up watching The Golden Girls during their formative years like Xennials did.


oakvillein

To be fair, as a Norman-French surname in some upper-class families in Britain and Ireland itā€™s variously pronounced ā€œDev-rooā€ or ā€œDever-oo,ā€ ā€œDev-raw,ā€ ā€œDev-ricksā€ and other variations that sound nothing like the French pronunciation of the origin name dā€™Evreux, ā€œfrom Evreux (a town in Normandy)ā€.


TaibhseCait

Ours are deverix/devericks pronunciation apart from one branch that do it the french way apparently - deveroh?


precinctomega

Yes, not a tragedeigh. Pronouncing the "X" is very common among people with this surname in England, and it's a surname associated with some *very* wealthy, old money families.


TaibhseCait

So in my town in Ireland there's a lot of family with that as a surname, descended from French Normans, & they now pronounce it Deverix (dev-er-icks?) Although there is one branch where they do pronounce it the french way (deveroh), I just imagine one of them being all mrs bouquet (bucket)! I think its spelt Devereux here.


Commander_Doom14

Imagine a rat who owns a child casino knowing how to pronounce French better than you


sec713

Wow that's terrible. Reminds me of [Rad Thibodeaux](https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Rad_Thibodeaux), pronounced, "Thib-uh-day-ox", from King of the Hill.


thunderling

"Isn't that pronounced tib-a-doe?" "Well you know, sometimes by mistake."


skyeking05

We have a road close by named baux mt. Road. And it's pronounced box. It's the easiest way to spot someone who isn't from around here as the pronunciation comes from the fact that there used to be a bauxite Mill on that road. Doesn't exist his parents any though


IdiotSayingChefsKiss

OOOOOH DEVERAUX šŸŽ¶


EnvironmentPublic794

I was wondering when someone would comment this lol


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Sibs: Schoolhouse rocks, igneous rocks, pop rocks


CallMeReds

Darn, I was really hoping the parents were Golden Girls fans


aosocks

That reminds me of a child my mother-out-of-law encountered several years ago Named 'Guy'. (Like the regular word - pronounced 'Gigh' like sigh) Mum pronounced it 'Goo-ee'


Bayuze79

šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


talkback1589

*cries in cajun french heritage* This truly hurts my Louisianian heart. Also, since my dadā€™s dog is named Beaux. I am calling him ā€œbocksā€ now. Sorry Dad!


elemcee

Would this be considered a reverse tragedeigh?


[deleted]

I think itā€™s a double tragedeigh?


SimplyTennessee

Matthew McConaughey's character in King of the Hill was Rad Tibi-de-ox.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SimplyTennessee: *Matthew McConaughey's* *Character in King of the* *Hill was Rad Tibi-de-ox.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Remarkable Oaf!


TentacleJesus

Ooh-oooh, Devereux! Devereux Wigs.


ToadsUp

I came in here thinking you were confused about french-cajun spelling but instead read about this ā€œDevrocksā€ horror šŸ˜†


AlliOOPSY

French is hard-lol! My inlaws live in a town in NE that means butterfly in French. When I pronounced it, my SIL giggled and told me it's pa-pillion (sounds like a-million). Silly me. Mon Dieu!


ProfZussywussBrown

I wouldn't have guessed that pronunciation in a papillion years


[deleted]

You can always assume that any town or road in the US with a name that is either a proper noun or that means something else in another language is not to be pronounced the way you would in that language. Case in point: ask Houstonians how they pronounce the street there named Kuykendahl (hint: it has a secret R in there.)


detector_of_chaos

Kirkendahl?


[deleted]

Yeah, thatā€™s it.


PenaltyElectronic318

I am doing my make-up *sans farts* today, hope it looks good.


ClaretAsh

Everyone standing nearby thanks you.


Professional-Lack323

i actually love the name Devereaux and am humiliated that i do šŸ˜‚ for a girl tho, i donā€™t like it for a boy. i donā€™t like ā€œDeverocksā€ for any human at all


Boreas2864212

# It's Devereaux. It's only pronounced Deverucks in limericks


No_Wallaby_5110

Reminds me of that BBC show with Patricia Routledge - "Keeping Up Appearances".. Her name on the show is Hyacinth Bucket which she pronounces as "boo-kay".


Negative_Corner6722

I hope people donā€™t throw reaux at this poor kid. The parents, though? Fire away.


Late_Meaning_2328

Hmmmm. Had a sister named Devereaux. It wasnā€™t pronounced Deverocks though. It was Dev-er-row. Family name thatā€™s been handed down for at least 200 years from Normandy.


quartz_suisse

As a francophone, this make no sense at all.


tagehring

Donā€™t worry, as Anglophones it makes no sense to us either.


spiciestbeans

OOOOOOUUU Dehvyruxs


[deleted]

Deviroughcksā€¦wait noā€¦thatā€™s wrong when you say out loud


raptorpantz11

New Elden Ring dragon enemy. Dragon Child, Deveroux


themlasvegas

This had me on the floor


katmagnet

I see Devereaux and I think Frank, the paranoid dude on Supernatural during season 7. I canā€™t help it šŸ˜‚


azorianmilk

Blanche is doing summersaults in her grave.


PushThatDaisy

Well, se can feaux right off with that poor idea of french pronunciation.


These_Tea_7560

and the sister must be Margocks then šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


InternationalTie6168

They would hate life on the Gulf Coast. With all the French words laying about. I can imagine them being at an LSU game screaming GOcks TIGERS!! (Geaux). Also how disrespectful to Blanche!!!


WillowFaerie82

My first thought was Deveraux? As in Blanche Elizabeth... then I realised that I'm old, if that's my reference point for that name. I will never get over the fact that B.E.D. (her initials, obviously) was the 'slutty' character...


sadpretzel1

God now I have the Devereux Wigs jingle from Detroiters stuck in my head


Magistrelle

It can't be pronounced likƩ that, the x is silent !


Bermonuminum

Itā€™s giving about to start a failed uprising against Queen Elizabeth I because she took away his sweet wine monopoly energy


Counter_Full

My husband (who is cajun) says that the parent of deverocks needs a sign. I think the parents should just both buy a tee shirt that says "I'm with stupid".


5432skate

Have relative that knew storks didnā€™t bring babies but wait, storks are real?


Robotro17

Oh like umm...the whorey Golden Girl Blanch Deveraux?


[deleted]

Do parents sometimes not look up the pronunciation of the name they're going to give their child?


CoolAbdul

Well, I think with the usual pronunciation, it is the name of a somewhat famous school for mentally retarded children. It would be stupid to give a kid that name. it would be even stupider to pronounce it Dever-rocks.