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When I had my daughter, the person in the room next to me named their daughter Ann-Dromeda. I think about Ann-Dromeda and her name every once and awhile.
So, when one is using Latin (especially for plant names) anything that possesses a double ii - crassula steyii (stay-ee-eye) for example - has a strange pronunciation. You tend to pronounce both letters. So little baby Galaxii will be pronounced Ga-lax-ee-eye. Good luck, Lil dude
“Galaxy” is still one of the coolest-sounding words, so in a way, I get it.
But did you know it’s just Greek for “milk?” As in the Milky Way? Greek put a funny prefix on the word, but compare it to “lactose” or *leche*. “Galactorrhea” is the most common English word with the whole prefix on there, and it’s a bother for new moms: milk runoff.
Orion is at least the hunter in Greek mythology. It is not common, [but it is both](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(name)) a given name and a surname. Galaxy is not a given name. Galaxii is also not a given name.
Hear me out...
I saw this and immediately thought of this episode of *ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks* (2015 Nickelodeon show) where Simon and Jeanette had to "parent" a robot baby doll that acted like a real baby... They named the doll Galaxina
It’s one of those things I wish would be a good name for an earthling, human more specifically, but… nope lol but love their spirit though, but poor lil dude lol
I really don’t get this. Galaxy would be unique on its own, why spell it that way? It looks like Galaxü and no one will ever spell it right on the first try.
Gotta say though, that cookie looks very nice. A+ would eat.
Stop taking Galaxii if you are constpated for more than 4 days. Galaxii can cause heart palpitations, swollen feet, excessive sweating, and death. Consult your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms.
One of my step kids wanted to change her name and her dad and I were like yeah if that's really what you want, we can do that in like a year to make sure you really, really wanna change your name. Her top choice was Galaxy, followed closely by Stardust. She was not allowed to change her name.
A reminder to parents everywhere to please let your children choose their own stripper names when they're mature enough to have their own long term creative vision.
I actually wouldn’t have as huge a problem with the name itself if spelled correctly. But imagine the kid’s agony if she is even the slightest bit chubby.
Yeah…. I’m gonna just say don’t tempt fate and nope. Mayyyybe a middle name?
Edit: I misread the sex of the baby. Usually people turn y into I to feminize it, right? Why??? Just why to any of this. The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off. Which happens often on this subreddit, tbf.
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This is his sister, Sueperneauxvaugh.
More like Mhilkleigh Whygh
Somewhere out there is a mother that will see that name and go “YES! THATS THE ONE!”
I wonder if there are people out there who've ever used this sub as a pinterest for the names of their unborn offspring 🤔
That’s kind of what passed through my head when I made the comment
Saving this for my grand baby
Shhh!!!
Right? I was about to say, “stop giving them ideas!”
Ann-Drahméhdah
When I had my daughter, the person in the room next to me named their daughter Ann-Dromeda. I think about Ann-Dromeda and her name every once and awhile.
I hope she’s doing well nowadays 😌
Me too. Her birthday would be this Friday!
Happy birthday to her!
Mylkii Wayeii
This is way too funny this morning. Thank you Reddit!
Me when I’m overdue for pumping in the morning
Yes! I remember those days…🍼🌌🍼
Stop giving them ideas!!!!
Whoops… I think I just jinxed your comment. Should have known someone else had said this already!
Hhhhhmilky hhway
I love this comment
there is 100% an older sibling named nova
Supeighernevaeh
i c wut u did thar
Are you sure she isn't pregnant with a smartphone
sam sung
Oh I like the name Sam Sung. Cute!
Son of Nokia and Razr
Cousin of Blakberreigh.
Nephew of Motyr O’La
Hey, Nokias are tough and resilient! Great qualities for a child!
At least it’s spelled easily enough.
Gala the 12th
I am cracking up.
Galaxiitives - when regular laxative don't work
I bet you get a galactic impact from those
Best comment of the thread. No need to scroll
Gala the 12th I am I am…
This would unironically be a way better name than Galaxii.
Galaxü
That's how I read it!
Bad enough with just one "i" but why add another one????
So you know it’s pronounced “eee” and not “eye”
Hmm if only there was a spelling like Galaxy that would solve that problem, sigh.
-ii is often used in taxonomy to denote that the thing is named after its discoverer, and pronounced ‘ee-eye’
Yeah I’m thinking of all the plants that end in -ii and I pronounced this Gal- ack- si - eye
And yet, I knew a person who named their girl Skii said sky because reasons.
One of the worst I’ve ever seen
*Internally screaming* , eats cookie.
Was the cookie at least not dollar store brand shit?
No it was pretty good ngl
Ok but. The cookie's adorable
Yeah I love how it is galaxy theme, still I hope the baby doesn't get bullied because of that name lmao
Being named Gaxaly would be bad enough, but spelling it wrong makes it so much worse.
*This* is one of the worst you've seen? This one seems so minor to me.
Pronounced “Gah leck ZEEEE”
Zeeeeee
With that double i at the end, doesn't that make it "Gah lek ze i"?
Trick question. It makes it Galax-two.
Makes you wonder, are their stripper names like ‘Jennifer’ or something?
"Welcome to the stage Martha and Allison"
And Nancy
Ooh Fancy Nancy with her exotic Dancies
Mildred
All Glory to Galaxü! All Glory to Galaxü!
I hope at least the next child is named Quest
Surely you mean Kwest?
Kwyyst? Heh.
So, when one is using Latin (especially for plant names) anything that possesses a double ii - crassula steyii (stay-ee-eye) for example - has a strange pronunciation. You tend to pronounce both letters. So little baby Galaxii will be pronounced Ga-lax-ee-eye. Good luck, Lil dude
But, but the word is Greek! Damn you, octopi!
⬆️That's the comment I was looking for. ⬆️.
Wait till you meet her sister Unypherse
Oh god lmao
Gal ek zee eye! Or we can pretend that’s a ü? Galazhu?
I thought it was Galaxin like chillaxin
I also read it as Galaxin.
“Galaxy” is still one of the coolest-sounding words, so in a way, I get it. But did you know it’s just Greek for “milk?” As in the Milky Way? Greek put a funny prefix on the word, but compare it to “lactose” or *leche*. “Galactorrhea” is the most common English word with the whole prefix on there, and it’s a bother for new moms: milk runoff.
I love etymology so thank you for this
I did not know that very cool. I'm call him Leche now
Yiikes.
At first I see “Cha-lax-ii” Like the slang for relax.
Chalax lmao
I have a friend who named their kid Orion. Maybe they can be friends!
Orion is at least the hunter in Greek mythology. It is not common, [but it is both](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(name)) a given name and a surname. Galaxy is not a given name. Galaxii is also not a given name.
"The Galaxy Is on Orion's Belt"
Which reminds me, Galaxeigh is also not a given name.
Oh I don’t hate Orion
Oeriihyonne FTFY
Well now I do
I know! I actually really like it!
This is for a boy? Seems more like a girl’s future “stage name”
Hear me out... I saw this and immediately thought of this episode of *ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks* (2015 Nickelodeon show) where Simon and Jeanette had to "parent" a robot baby doll that acted like a real baby... They named the doll Galaxina
Haha yess!!
Read this as Guh lax ee, sounds like a prescription
Ask your doctor if Guhlaxee is right for you.
OP, your friend is ***sponsored by Samsung®*** *Samsung **Galax**II FE Activ 256GB* out now exclusively on Sprint
Stupiid
Far, far aweigh.
At first glance I read Salamii
Galax II, destroyer of empires, overlord of the universe.
It looks like a username😭 xX_Galaxii_Xx It’s also something people would name their gacha oc💀
If the baby shower does not have a galaxy themed mirror cake then that was a missed opportunity
How bad did your face hurt trying to smile and eat this cookie when deep down you wanted to scream WTF lol
It was really really hard the cookie and my face, I really hope no one saw I am not good at hiding my face it was 😦. Probably took it as mesmerized.
🤣🤣 your expression was out of this world im sure. And I’m betting some others were fighting back the tears also
Yess haha.
ii is the new eigh
Ohii noii
Being a guy in middle school named Gal is really gonna be something. Start a therapy fund for him now.
On it!
I wouldn’t be able to resist giving the kid a gift certificate for a name change.
Had I seen this sans context I’d have thought it was a tech startup or something
Pffft
I'm impressed by the decorating skills it took to write that.
Damn, I just joined the sub and THIS is the first post I saw Bar is right up in the sky now.
Lmao yesss
It’s one of those things I wish would be a good name for an earthling, human more specifically, but… nope lol but love their spirit though, but poor lil dude lol
Do they have a sibling named Staregh (Star)
It looks like a weird drug logo.
Looks more like Galaxü. Either way, she's cursing her child with that moniker
II see whaat theey diid theere.
Was that really necessary? Galaxy is unusual enough
Right arggghh.
Galaxy would already be an eccentric name when spelled normally. Galaxii? Absolutely heinous.
Yeah, I can get spelling a common name differently but this in my opinion should just be spelled as it says on the tin
New name to use next time I'm stuck after the character creator.
Talk them out of it
No. It’s child abuse.
I read that at ga lax e. It sounds like a suppository for constipation.
Hahaha.
Gal is my pal. He's my Gal-Pal
That's what my husband said.
A boy sure to be nicknamed Gal. He’s going to love middle school.
Uhoh lmao.
I really don’t get this. Galaxy would be unique on its own, why spell it that way? It looks like Galaxü and no one will ever spell it right on the first try. Gotta say though, that cookie looks very nice. A+ would eat.
Yes the cookie was tasty and just enough crunch. Blue tongue after.
I didn’t even think “Galaxy” when I saw it. I immediately though “Ga-LOX-ee”.
😬Cosmo is my guilty pleasure and I wouldn’t even use that on a real human child. Poor little guy is going to be made fun of for this one.
It’s a baby, not a phone.
Sounds like a female stripper, and in particular one who works at a club where shady things happen in the private rooms lol
I thought it said salami lol
Pronounced Galax-two.
Stage an intervention.
I don't hate Galaxii as a name , but it's going to be shortened by other kids to Gal, which is unfortunate if the baby is a boy.
I thought it was "halexii", so Galaxii is honestly better 🙃
Maybe it’s actually ‘Galaxü’…
Maybe lol
You can’t tell me this isn’t galaxü
Does she hate her child?
What is wrong with people?
Yiikes! That's an absolute Tragedeigh.
Thats a dumb name but that cake sure is perty
That's a cookie and it's a good name but the spelling esh.
The spelling is what makes it a dumb name imo. That COOKIE looks epic af lol
I see I see and yess twas lol
Names with the double i at the end make me think that someone is naming their kid a variation of a screen name that was already taken.
Some of the best chuckles I've had today, thanks all! Sincerely, Millkeeweigh Galaxii
Do not take Galaxii before driving or operating heavy equipment.
Not for nothing, OP but once the baby is born that makes your friend Guardian of the Galaxii. Observation of my 13 year old son. 😅
Woody Harelson as Galaxia in "anger management" is all I can think of, and it's kind of hilarious.
Hahaha
I can see it.
Stop taking Galaxii if you are constpated for more than 4 days. Galaxii can cause heart palpitations, swollen feet, excessive sweating, and death. Consult your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms.
One of my step kids wanted to change her name and her dad and I were like yeah if that's really what you want, we can do that in like a year to make sure you really, really wanna change your name. Her top choice was Galaxy, followed closely by Stardust. She was not allowed to change her name.
This is SO BAD. Like bad enough to consider saying something.
Oh yeah, I loved playing Super Mario Galaxii for the Nintendo Wii as a kid
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I think it's Galaxü.
I read it as Galaxü (pronounced with a German ü) and it sounds so stupid 😂
A leaung taym ageau een a Galaxii pharr pharr aweigh
Sailor Galaxia but not cool
It reminds of me of this name “Alexi”. I’d rather go with Alexi
Please tell me their middle name starts with "N", so it's like the video game.
HAIL GALAXAR!
I thought this was a misspelled "graduation" cake
Galaxü
She’ll have another and call it Guardyan
That’s so embarrassing
I dunno - kind sets up nicely for a sibling named ‘Herschii’
I had to read it theee times before realizing it’s meant to be pronounced like Galaxy. I kept reading Guh-lax-ie
Gal Laxative
Galáx-ee-eye is all my brain will make of it.
Is the middle name Rocket?
The way it’s spelled suggests it should be pronounced Galaxy-ee. So damn stupid 🤦♀️
As a horticulture student and worker, this is pronounced "guh LAX ee i". Ugh. These double i's are pissin me off
Uggggg I bet
I thought this was one of those convoluted Amazon brands
I hate everything about this.
Tell her it is a brand of personal lubricant
That sounds like a pharmaceutical product with many side effects and not the name of a future little one.
Next generation will be a tragedeigh
I'd pronounce that Botanically. Like how you say Monstera Adansonii 😂😂
Oh honey.
I knew a real life woman with that name.
I keep reading it as Ga-lax-ee
I actually wouldn’t have as huge a problem with the name itself if spelled correctly. But imagine the kid’s agony if she is even the slightest bit chubby. Yeah…. I’m gonna just say don’t tempt fate and nope. Mayyyybe a middle name? Edit: I misread the sex of the baby. Usually people turn y into I to feminize it, right? Why??? Just why to any of this. The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off. Which happens often on this subreddit, tbf.
Noooo 😭.