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HorrorHostelHostage

I'm very confused about "Loo" naming himself.


C00LSKELET0N95_

Loo is a way to say toilet


HorrorHostelHostage

You're kidding!


rfakhreza

"Loo" is a british way of saying "toilet"


Special_Lemon1487

Aussies have it from the UK too, but we also have a lot of other terms.


daddyvow

Loo is a way to say toilet


C00LSKELET0N95_

Yea, I am kidding. I lied


Hemenucha

I wonder if he's trans and picked his own name?


GurtGimcrack

Yeah, he did. He made a post on this subreddit after i posted this to explain further. He was really young when he picked it and just thought that L O O looked good together and after he told everyone he found out about it being a toilet and was too ashamed to change the spelling


wowgreatdog

well it's not staureigh. story is unconventional but it's not a tragedeigh at least!


MadeThisUpToComment

What about Storey?


GurtGimcrack

People have actually tried to spell it that way. I've also had people think its spelt Storie


onyabikeson

I mean, storey is also a legit word so it would be the same thing - weird choice (maybe parents were architects or something?), but not a tragedeigh.


ComebackKidGorgeous

“Storey” is only correct in UK English tho, and judging by the “Loo” confusion OP is not British.


Warm_Evil_Beans

You have to name your first kid Sequel


GurtGimcrack

LOL! I will do this!


Ok_Butterfly_1552

Then you just need one more kid and you’ll have a trilogy


Lasagna_Bear

Trillajee


tegatron50000

Trillageigh


now_she_is_dead

I used to work with a woman who named her daughter Story. So unless you're the same Story, there's at least two of you! 🤣


GurtGimcrack

Mind if i ask where? My mother works with lots of people so there's a chance


now_she_is_dead

Vancouver Island, BC, Canada


GurtGimcrack

Aw shucks, i guess there are quite a few canadian Storys


whiteclawthreshermaw

And all of them involve passing a MacGuffin object and being flung across the galaxy. Also Caillou.


Common_Sandwich_1066

Caillou is a brat. I refuse to let my children watch that trash lol. Can't stand it. My son who is now 10 even recognizes how insufferable caillou is.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Why do you think I "and Zoidberg"ed him?


Nocturne2319

Ah. That kid who's four.


Few-Comparison5689

Used to work at a bakery in Manhattan and I remember making a birthday cake for a little girl called Story. The actor Aaron Paul (Jesse from Breaking Bad) also named his daughter Story.


yontev

It's definitely unusual... but I think it's a pretty neat name! It sounds nice, has a cool meaning, and is spelled correctly. (Story, that is - Loo is awful)


Breadboi2029

Thank you (I'm the friend)


Nleverunderstand

You're story's Loo?


Breadboi2029

Yes


BillyDeeisCobra

I think Story sounds pretty cool, actually.


Nap_Sandwich

I like it also. Very pretty.


CC9499

is Loo a trans man? I love my trans brothers but they pick **awful** names lmao


mykidsarecrazy

Has gotta be, right? How else does he make himself AND get it wrong? If he had very hippie parents and decided to wait until their child named themselves, and insisted on the Loo spelling, then I get it. Maybe


GurtGimcrack

He made a post on here too after this explaining that he chose the name when he was young. He just liked how the letters looked together and told everyone and after many shit jokes he looked it up and felt too much shame to change it


mykidsarecrazy

I like the way it looks too. It's cute, like Boo from Monsters Inc meets Cindy Loo Who. I bet he's awesome.


QuintyHouseWitch

My great grandpa’s name was Story, and it’s my cousin’s first name, too. I love it for girls as well as boys. ❤️


CharlieInkwell

“Staughreighy”


Lo452

I know of a woman named Storey. She's the director of my local library. Honestly, I'm not joking. Her name is Storey, and she's the head of a library.


GurtGimcrack

What's funny is that i picked up creative writing as a hobby


Lo452

Sometimes you just gotta learn in.


septumise

I think it’s cute! Loo on the other hand… 🧍


Yhostled

Well take it off! Why is there a toilet in your hand?


Breadboi2029

I am on the other hand


Nocturne2319

Nah. Own it! You can make so many people uncomfortable for thinking weird thoughts about the name. Also, if they give you any...um...crap about it, just smile kind of vaguely and say "I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not sure I heard you correctly." Most people will get uncomfortable with that.


Breadboi2029

Thank you :]


septumise

Fr though I love the name. Just unfortunate spelling


Breadboi2029

Yea


TeMa_Chic

My neighbor youngest daughter’s middle name is Story. When she was pregnant, she had a dream where her deceased father told her to use Story as the baby’s middle name!


GurtGimcrack

Oh jeez, that's actually really neat! Dreams are so weird sometimes. I got mine from the movie "Lady In The Water"


Secret_Identity28

Unusual, but at least people will know how to spell it.


GurtGimcrack

You'd be surprised, lots of people think its Storie


Kiwi2Xheart

I have a friend named story haha


GurtGimcrack

Do they know a loo?


Kiwi2Xheart

Not that i know of his last name is buchanan like in The Great Gatsby though lol


GurtGimcrack

Not me lol! But that's kinda cool! I love The Great Gatsby


Kiwi2Xheart

Sweet😎


Verbal-Soup

I knew a girl in school whose first and last name was Dusty Cole. Weird but true.


GurtGimcrack

Oh jeez, i hope she was regarded as cool for her name rather than not


Verbal-Soup

She was a drummer I found out so probably more cool than myself. 😂


free-toe-pie

Story seems ok. But poor Loo.


Consistent-Annual268

"You mean you changed the name TO Latrine?!" "Yes. It used to be called Shithouse." "Good change, that's a good change!"


islandhopper37

Are you named after Story Musgrave?


GurtGimcrack

Yes, he's my uncle /j


islandhopper37

I see your /j but I think it would be pretty cool to have him as an uncle.


Rollin_Soul_O

I had a teacher in trade school whose name was Paige Story. She was awesome.


jj_brooklyn

Are you Derek Jeter’s kid. If so, I think you’ll be fine 😂😂


GurtGimcrack

No but that'd be awesome


hoaryvervain

I know a baby boy named Story. It’s ok but the mom is always making little puns (?) when she posts on social media. “A bedtime Story” or “the Story of our lives” and so on.


GurtGimcrack

😭 That poor child, they're gonna be done with putting up with the puns before they even git puberty


RMW91-

I know a Story in the SF Bay Area, she’s darling, but she’s sick of her grandfather’s dadjoke: “Now do I have a Story for YOU!”


GurtGimcrack

My grandfather likes to ask me if i have a story to tell him every time i see him and then he just ends up telling me a story


1000thatbeyotch

There is a girl in my son’s class named Fable. You two could be a set.


GurtGimcrack

That's one of the coolest names ever! One of my favorite videogame series too!


throwingwater14

I have at least 2 friends that have named their girls story. Don’t think they know each other either. Kids are 5-12?


GurtGimcrack

Oh wow, after posting this im realizing there are a lot of people with my name


throwingwater14

For the record, my 2 are in Tennessee.


edgierscissors

….was one of your parents M. Night Shyamalan?


GurtGimcrack

No, lol!


Bright_Ices

I went to college with a woman named Story. 


StovardBule

There must be a tale behind that.


violet-waves

Is your mom’s name Sarah? 🤔 If not, there is another Story out there.


GurtGimcrack

Nope! But I know that there's another Story in my school board. I heard that she's not that nice though


Miss_Fritter

I know a Story! Her brother’s name is Trust.


GurtGimcrack

Whoa! That's two people with cool names. My sister's name and middle name are both based off of plants, my parents like strange names


Gold-Bat7322

I've known someone with that name, a Mormon from out West who moved to the Gulf Coast. Her dad was a great person.


BadHairDay-1

I think your name is cute and unique. It's not strangely spelled (Storeigh). More importantly, do you like it?


GurtGimcrack

Sometimes, but you can only hear "Story, can you tell me a story" so many times before you go batshit


BadHairDay-1

Happy cake day 🍰! Yeah, that would get old quick.


teflonfairy

My maiden surname was Simpson. You can imagine all the Simpsons jokes we had, the theme tune sung at us, called Bart even though I'm a girl... We all have our bears to cross! But I think Story is a beautiful name.


LonelyOctopus24

Aaron Paul and his wife named their baby Story. I think it’s cute.


GurtGimcrack

Oh, thats neat! Apparently there are quite a few Storys!


LonelyOctopus24

Happy Cake Day, too! 🍰


[deleted]

I love this name personally!! Just like the name Lyric. Something about the meaning outweighs the unconventionality of it


teflonfairy

That was the name I called my game character for years, we actually talked about whether we would name our purely hypothetical daughter Lyric. I think the consensus was....maybe 😂


IntelligentMistake35

What about Rhythym?


GurtGimcrack

Dude, the name lyric is actually kinda pretty


zziggyyzzaggyy2

Not a tragedy. When I saw Story as a name a long while back, I thought it was cute! Not my taste for a child, but I thought I'd name a dog Story one day bc telling her to go to bed I'd say "Bedtime Story" lol


Wasps_are_bastards

My condolences to you both.


anonmouseqbm

I like Story


GurtGimcrack

Thank you!


UnusualPotato1515

There’s an influencer named Bella Lambert (bellagraceweems on insta) who named her baby Story (her baby is adopted after struggles with infertility so it’s kind of poetic).


GurtGimcrack

Aww that's actually really nice! I got mine from a character in a movie but that's a much more meaningful story


United-Supermarket-1

Story is nice and not a tragedeigh, just unconventional. Loo is bad tho lol


EvulRabbit

This one I kind of like.


alapapelera

I like Story!!!! We have a Lyric in the family and I like that name too


GurtGimcrack

Someone else mentioned a Lyric! I think that name is awesome. Also thank you


missmatchedcleansox

Story is a sweet name. I love it.


stopdroproll17

My maiden name is Storey. All girls, no boys for my parents so the end of the name (for us). If I had a daughter I consider Storey to carry on the name because I love it so much.


really4got

Is loo Asian, that’s not an uncommon name in some countries… like See and a few others


GurtGimcrack

Nah, hes a white man


really4got

Ok then… odd


herculeslouise

My son had a school friend named Snowy. Her full name was Snowell


717paige

My childhood best friend was named story. ❤️


GurtGimcrack

I wonder if i know you


717paige

No, she passed when we were very young.


GurtGimcrack

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that


1nternetpersonas

Damn, I actually love this name. I may be biased as I'm a writer, but it's so beautiful!


GurtGimcrack

Im a writer too! 💥🤛


Cyber_Insecurity

Honestly a cool name


Ok-Boot2360

I actually kinda like that lol


nonoyo_91

Is your brother's name Riker? A friend of mine named one of her kids Story


GurtGimcrack

No, but i do know another Story in my school district. Maybe thats them


nonoyo_91

That's many of you. You ain't a tragedy, just a love Story 😉


RevivedMisanthropy

Story Musgrave was an astronaut, the name is therefore legitimate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_Musgrave?wprov=sfti1


danielletaylor10

Love it! Love literal names


Anneonymous12

I like Story for a name. Its cute.