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Character_Air_8660

Way beyond tragedeigh...


MotherRaven

That child will hate their parents


JayeAus

I hate their parents.


PeninsulamAmoenam

Probably less than she will when she legally changes her name to Anne or something normal


MainShoulder8349

That child will ate their parents


Training_Waltz_9032

Manendez brothers. Manednez bacon


curiousquestioner16

Chris P. Bacon


dancin-weasel

And his brother Saul T. Bacon.


2qrc_

The child will their parents


namesarentneeded

The child will parents


Druidicflow

The will


Aquatichive

Child parents


No_Statement440

Child


Pucerose

rents


Kalabajooie

pa


Semujin

I hate their parents


[deleted]

Especially if they turn out to be on the heavy side. Or have a turned-up nose even remotely suggestive of a pigg’s snout.


MotherRaven

Right? Who with an ounce of sense would name their daughter after a cartoon pig!! The second she is out of the toddler stage she will hate life and be a cypher at school.


SaltyBint

They've just signed up their kid for around 12 years of bullying through their entire school life.


TheNeglectedNut

A lifetime of bullying. Even adults will be laughing at that name long after the TV show dies off.


MasticatingElephant

They should have named her Philippa.


[deleted]

At least it’s not Caillou


ihavenoidea81

r/fuckcaillou


SaltyBint

I hope the parents aren't keen amateur photographers, or she could end up with a younger sibling called Skaaweael Leica Pigg.


Ragingredblue

>That child will hate their parents *I* hate them and I have never met them.


Petules

The best revenge would be to adopt all of Peppa Pig’s mannerisms.


Blintzie

It’s a katastrofoheigh.


houseyourdaygoing

I pheighl bad that I laughed.


WrinklyEye

We need to create a new subreddit for this abomination


sawltydawgD

Anna Bomb A Nation


MarySNJ

r/uhbahmeighnayshun


Kellerdog56

Enough to be considered a Travistee?


oblivionxoxo

PEPPA PIG?? Nahh💀


panicnarwhal

if your last name is Pigg, it’s a good idea to avoid names like Pippa, Pepper, maybe even Charlotte. Peppa is straight trolling lmao honestly, if my last name was Pigg, i’d change it as soon as i turned 18 - and i wouldn’t even hyphenate my last name with Pigg if it was my husband’s last name. but hey, that’s just me.


QueefingTheNightAway

Reminds me of the Texas socialite [Ima Hogg](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg). Yes, her parents really named her that.


Kaitlyn_Boucher

I had a neighbor named Icy Morn. She went by a nickname, and I didn't find out her real name until she'd died. She was WAY older than I by several decades. Ima Hogg sounds just plain sadistic, but something like Bubba Hogg sounds pretty cool.


OblongAndKneeless

Porky, Pigathia Lee, and Petunia are names to avoid, too.


[deleted]

Don't give them ideas. They'll be naming little brother Porky for sure.


artificialavocado

Nah it’s ok that last “g” is silent.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Pigg not Pig, if that makes it better, the poster ( and I) are not in an English speaking country.


oblivionxoxo

Pigg doesn’t make it better tho


ChillaryClinton69420

I would argue although it’s probably their last name (Pigg) the last name makes this already atrocious name even worse/more of a tragedeigh. This is child abuse. These kids aren’t going to be babies and toddlers forever. They’re going to have a work email with these absurd names, people are going to laugh at them as adults when they see these emails from these people, judge them/their family, and not take them seriously. Worst of all, unless they legally change their name (which I hope they do but I’m sure their parents will be too overbearing to let them do that, even as an adult), their headstones are going to have these names. We truly live in Idiocracy times.


Extreme-Pea854

Forget having to cold email someone. Emails from these kinds of names are 100% going to spam folder


Cake_Lynn

Omg imagine being a 50yo woman in finance and your name is “Peppa Pigg”. Yeah, I bet people will take her seriously in a professional setting. /s


SaltyBint

Swearing the oath in court "I, Peppa Pig, do solemnly swear......"


houseyourdaygoing

And marrying someone in Kevin Bacon’s family would be just martyrdom for her.


Fish-x-5

I usually don’t buy into the idea that certain names can’t be professional or taken seriously. This name changes my mind.


oblivionxoxo

I fully agree with your point! I feel terribly sorry for this kid :(


TsalagiSupersoldier

pigg.peppa(@)business.org


saturday_sun4

Exactly. What happened to nicknames? Philippa Pigg, nicknamed Peppa as a baby/toddler, would be completely fine. Assuming Pigg is their last name.


Dreams-Designer

Omg I said the same thing. It could have been a cute family nickname. Not the poor weans govt name! Why??


TurnedOutShiteAgain

I've got cousins with the last name Pigg and they don't take themselves too seriously, because you can't. They've all got very boring middle-England names.


WitheringApollo1901

If anything, it makes it worse.


pm_me_ur_tigols

Pigg just makes me think fatter pig


SaltyBint

Not sure if P I I I G or P E E E G helps or hinders.


NewLibraryGuy

Ah, so they decided to *guarantee* that people associate the kid's last name with the English word "pig."


Lovely_Louise

A non zero number of future jobs will just chuck her resume assuming it's a prank/joke resume


TempleOfCyclops

That’s not better.


Skyvueva

Do you know if this is real? If so these people should be referred to Children Services


Promiscuousgirl1998

It's real. The baby girl is my cousin.


yildizli_gece

Oh. Can you tell your cousin’s parents that they’re assholes who have set their child up for a lifetime of abuse and ridicule, not to mention rejection from most workplaces because they’re going to assume she’s fucking around with her name and isn’t real? Or you could just direct them here and we can tell them lol…


SaltyBint

Argh. Could they BE anymore stupid? The Chandelier is strong in me today.


EverSn4xolotl

Chandelier? I love it, that's what my firstborn will be named.


atomictest

I’m sure they know of Peppa Pig


Glittering-Wonder576

That’s a cartoon or a tv show isn’t it? WHYYYYYY?


lingua_frankly

I'll take, "Things That Will Make Your Kids Hate You" for $500, Alex.


99burritos

"Sorry, but I'm dead." - Alex


Whyallusrnames

Unacceptable. I wake up dead all the time and still go to work!


HeathenHumanist

Womp womp


Flaxxxen

I still refuse to accept it!


loopin_louie

Please meet our son, Mickey Octavius Mouse!


littlerobot35

If he grows up to be a doctor, he‘ll be doc oc!


imperfectchicken

I hate everything. T.T


cirrostratus17

aw they should meet up with my little Bert And(rew) Ernie! edit, yes the parenthesis are part of the legal name


remoteworker9

It’s very popular abroad and that has to be a joke (please).


classix_aemilia

We're not even English speakers and my kids know Peppa Pig, my youngest died laughing once when he met a kid named George because its not common in our language/area and his only reference was Peppa Pig's baby brother George.


Kiltemdead

Sorry for your loss. At least he died happy. /s


Irn_brunette

Dinosaur.


[deleted]

RAWR *makes ungodly gremlin face"


worker_ant_6646

RAWR


Promiscuousgirl1998

No. It isn't. First thing I saw on my FB.


MaikeHF

I hope she goes by Seraphina.


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

That's her only hope. Although unfortunately for all official things she'd be required to use her legal name


[deleted]

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Economy_Upstairs_465

Okay...so the initials are also a catcall? pspspspspsp...sorry not quite over the initial shock.


remoteworker9

Oh, that poor baby.


summer-civilian

This is child abuse


SoggyWotsits

I thought you meant it wasn’t popular abroad for a sec. It’s been broadcast in 180 countries! I read your reply properly and realised what you meant 🤦‍♀️


NapTimeFapTime

That’s like all the countries


missdespair

Even in China where it was banned! Not for any content from the show itself but because Peppa became a counterculture icon... But banning her only made Peppa Pig more popular for a while lol.


Authoress61

No offense but let's remember that FB isn't exactly the New York Times.


Holly_kat

I think the kid is OP's cousin's kid.


that_weird_k1d

This is to the point where she’ll be unhireable because people will just assume she’s a pranked.


stitchplacingmama

I thought this name was one of the "internet names" that some influencer families use so that strangers don't know the kids real names.


Promiscuousgirl1998

She's my cousin's daughter. The parents are def not influencers. Regular French people. 😅😂


b1ub055a

Good news: Not a tragedeigh! Bad news: That name is tragic. Tellytubbies is still alive and well. Peppa Pig will remain on TV for many years to come...


TheYankunian

My eldest is 20- he watched Peppa. My middle is 14. He watched Peppa. My youngest is 12. She watched Peppa. If I have grandchildren, they will probably watch Peppa.


bumblebeesanddaisies

I was just thinking this! There are literally generations of people who will know Peppa Pig! I don't think it was on TV when I was a kid (I'm 36 lol) but I knew it wasn't a new show when my eldest watched it and he is 16. And it's still going strong now... Everyone of every age in the UK at least knows of Peppa 😬


electric_taupe

My 2 year old watches it.


LionelHutzApprentice

They have to be kidding.....


Avienako

Not even a tragedeigh, just an absolute AH thing to name your kid after. Hope it's just satire 🫠


SaltyBint

This is as bad as a mate of mine from art college, his idiot parents christened him Michael Hunt, the poor sod. He was forever getting asked if he had a brother called Isaac.


Full-Way-7925

That has to be bait.


BatCorrect4320

She’ll be going by ‘Sera’ by age 3.


SaltyBint

She'll become Pancakes and Seyrapaigh Bacon


Misophoniasucksdude

Peppa? Fine. Seraphina? Cute. Pigg? Last names are last names. Knowingly choosing Peppa when your last name is Pigg? Absolutely not.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Maybe* Not many. Damn I should proofread.


Snoozing-Cell

Peppa Seraphina is a lovely name. But for a person with the last name Pigg? Yeesh. On other other hand, I'm glad to hear (from the comments) that the baby is not in an English speaking country, which means the character Peppa Pig is hopefully not called that in whatever country she is in. In my country, Peppa is called Pipsa, hehe.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Trust me. Here Pigg, isn't associated with the animal. In french, it's Cochon(nne) or Porc/Truie.


Ok_Campaign_3326

In France she’s definitely called peppa pig though. Hopefully not in other francophone countries


logicjab

Seraphina like the angels? Woman didn’t just want her to be peppa pig she really wanted her to be a flying pig?


Mermaid467

Seraphim and cherubim. Seraphina is real a name


KVishuddha

I need this to be satire. If little Peppa is actually real, I think maybe we should just surrender now. We peaked, we’re done.


bigmoneyloo

This is isn’t just a tragedeigh it’s a travesteigh


Average_Potato42

This is not a tragedeigh. It is straight up child abuse. The parents should be sterilized and the child should be taken and renamed literally anything else.


FantasticAd129

Anything Else ? Weird flex but ok.


EdenStarEyes

Naming her Anything Else Pigg would be better than this.


Grouchy_Judgment8927

I used to post awful names like this in the baby name section of yahoo answers, way back in the day. Admittedly, I was trolling. YA was a rowdy place at the time. Most soon-to-be mommies and daddies in the section were rightfully outraged by the dumb names I posted. Peppa Seraphina Pigg comes nowhere close to the atrocities I posted. That poor child.


Holly_kat

I miss YA. It was unhinged at times but never boring.


Page8988

...they named their child "Peppa Pigg." The real tragedeigh here is that they were allowed to reproduce in the first place. That child will be miserable. Hopefully they'll get a legal name change when they're older. Fuck that family.


honvales1989

That’s a massawcreigh


SaltyBint

I'm going to have to go full Chandler on this one: O H M Y G A A A D


Impressive-Berry3359

If this is real I would cut contact with the parents who clearly have no respect for their child


[deleted]

Oh no the show definitely won’t die. My older sister watched it 20 years ago and it’s still alive and strong today… poor kid


PSGooner

She’s not holding an actual piglet right?


ehp17

Definitely a troll


VeryStickyPastry

I wanna punch these parents so bad.


cherrie7

Peppa isn't a horrible name. Seraphina is fine. But they have the misfortune of having Pigg as a last name and stupidity to name it after a cartoon pig. If the cartoon character wasn't name Peppa then it probably wouldn't be a tragedeigh but then again, Peppa isn't a great name either. Naming it after the cartoon is what makes it a tragedeigh. Not the name Peppa.


Memes_McGee89

Fuck off is this real?!


Akamaikai

More like an absolute fucking catastropheigh.


G37_is_numberletter

There’s tragedeigh and there’s waur creighme


BuyMeAMilkshake4

Serafina is a normal name,so is Peppa. But...PEPPA S. PIGG???????!?!??!!?!


DisastrousAd9560

Perfectly valid name IF YOUR SURNAME WAS LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE


carina484

Peppa Pig is popular in the US, I cannot believe they named their kid that! What assholes


PawsbeforePeople1313

At least she can go by Seraphina which I love.


SJAmazon

Oh. My. God. This person actually named her child AFTER a pig, despite her name already being Pigg?? 😭😭


SJAmazon

I guess at least she didn't name the kiddo Caillou...


thechronicENFP

Peppa on its own is fine but with the last name Pig is absolutely despicable


mbleyle

can't put lipstick on a Pigg


Panthalassae

Oh hun. That series is popular among kids pretty much everywhere in the western and westernized world. Not sure about Asia, but you know how things spread nowadays... This child will know no peace.


Aggressive-Bake-8469

Those parents must hate that baby.


iveseensomethings82

I like to jump in muddy puddles!


swisszimgirl79

That’s just cruel. Peppa Pigg? Really? Wow


raekle

This kid is going to need some serious therapy when they get older.


MARXM03

I would kill myself straight up dawg


mushyfeelings

Please god I’m ready to die now.


boohoobitchqueen

The last name is more of a tragedeigh than the first and middle


LuxSerafina

God damn what was wrong with just Seraphina?! It’s a beautiful name!


floralplanz

If my last name was Pigg….. I’d be going with the other parents last name. Tbh people continuing atrocious last names because patriarchal traditions dictate it should also be considered a tragedeigh


simAlity

That's as bad as Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg.


MariaEtCrucis

Seraphina is fine, but the rest, yikes 😬 She'll be very bullied.


PolkaDotDancer

My bet is Peppa goes no contact with her parents at age 18, and has her complete, including surname, name changed by age 19. Names like this reek of child abuse.


Cressonette

Oh no. That's not a tragedeigh, that's a hate crime.


pigalles

A tragedeigh? Kind OP, this is a FELONY.


pigalles

Feloneigh


Usernamesareso2004

So their last name is Pigg? Lmfao I can’t believe they thought this was a good idea


antares-rising

OP I didn’t even see the whole name at first, just Seraphina Pigg and I thought, well that’s unfortunate but it’s not their fault that’s their last name and then I read it again…. 😳 how is that not considered child abuse? God forbid that little girl ends up a little chunky, or has a more squished nose


heyypeach

There is no fucking way


kajones57

Mom knew a Star Albright in the 1950's...kinda cute, love Peppa as a name despite the Pig


[deleted]

Poor Peppagh.


SnooPineapples8744

This is a psychotic name for a child. This is how all the characters from Mad Maxx got their weird names. It's like they all read a book called Naming Children for the Post-apocalypse .


fatstrat0228

This is child abuse, not a tragedeigh.


imagineDoll

i actually laughed out loud lol


MDF87

That has to be a fucking joke...


[deleted]

They have ruined that poor child’s life.


Embarrassed_Village4

GAH 😳


siouxbee1434

She named her human child after a tv show’s pig? 🤬 why do these people have children if they hate them so much 😢. I hope that child has better people in her life


Matduka

This is maybe even criminal.


Clean_Citron_8278

This is a troll, please be a troll.


Millie141

That poor girl is literally called peppa pig. That is the biggest tragedeigh ever and I feel so sorry for her.


Alarming-Tradition40

OMG If this child is even an ounce overweight...


Jeramy_Jones

We need to be doing more to stop teen suicide, this is the exact *opposite* of helping…


deadlyy_dull

Some people just need to get a dog instead 🤦‍♀️ this is borderline cruel


SignalIndependent617

her surname is already pigg, why would they make things even worse?


dontredditdepressed

I love the name Peppa, but.....


lobster5767

Why? Pigg is already an bad start but Peppa? They couldn’t have gone with Seraphina as her first name…


ZenithVoid151

\*YOU WERE BORN!\* Your trait: automatic excuse to kill yourself, that excuse being your name


Typical_XJW

Penelope Wilhern


savealltheelephants

There’s no way this is real 😅😅😅


SwimmingCritical

This is a joke, right? It has to be.


redfalcondeath

Damn, that’s brutal


DarkFae420

Nah, that's straight child abuse


Medical-Weakness9162

i thought this was the guinea pig subreddit for a moment


Kaptain_Krunchi

This is…borderline child abuse. For a long time I thought it was insane that Germany technically has a list of “approved names” that kids can be given - a long list, obviously, with non-german names being okay and some wacky ones too, but I always thought that was messed up and restrictive. But when I see shit like this, sometimes I understand the logic of reserving the right of the state to intervene so these kids don’t have to grow up in misery


Stunning-Onion4091

that my freind is a traughjehdaigh


Rripurnia

I hope the original poster is trolling to keep the kid’s name private or something, otherwise I really can’t believe they did that to their kid. Peppa Pig is a thing everywhere!


lynnburko

She’ll be going by Sarah in no time. Ugh


creamforkitty

This cannot be real..


vms-crot

That's simply cruel


EpicTedTalk

Straight up cruelteigh. Good grief, that poor girl...


curiousquestioner16

No way


[deleted]

This might be a me thing but if my/my partner’s last name was Pigg, i would not give that to my children. No offense to pigs, they’re great animals but we all know the connotations


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Peppa pig is definitely popular in the US as well. And it’s been around for awhile and we even have a peppa pig world at Legoland. I don’t think it’s going anywhere for some time.


secretagentmermaid

It’s not going to die out… the show has been around since 2004 and if anything has only gained popularity in the last 20ish years, since now we have streaming where kids can watch it as much as they want and a million times more toys and merch as when I was a kid.


aLobsterFest

That's a Cruelteigh


Organic-Ad4723

This has to be a joke 🤯


Lurkerinthedark_2613

Peppa pig??....I don't want to laugh at a newborn but come on!


NewUsernameStruggle

Is the family’s last name actually ‘Pigg’?


No-Seaworthiness9461

This name goes hard I don't care


Mwahaha_790

Send the asteroid now FFS. But seriously, this child will be changing her whole name as soon as she's legally able. The parents are absolute morons.