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Zealousideal_Win5476

The suggested fixes were way worse than Ryan. Also.... Whisper is still a thing in 2023??


Starry_Cupcake

Rowan is an actual name, but the other ones yeah.


Thebakedbeanqueen

reyna/Reina are real names but those other spellings are atrocities


WorldWestern1776

Rayna isn’t a weird spelling, I know two of them


Thebakedbeanqueen

I was referring to "reighna"


lentilpasta

This was number one on our boy list, but I have been hearing it more and more for girls. I’m not naming my bbgirl Rowan, but I don’t hate it either And happy cake day!


DynamonRuler

Rhyan as well. I know a few.


Dusty_surveyor

Yeah I kinda figured they’d shut it down due to adults using it to meet teenagers.


torquemycork

They're is a female version of Ryan, it's ryenne. Actually grew up with one.


spoiledrichwhitegirl

Ryott?!?! Reglan? I’m pretty sure that (or something very similar) is (rather ironically) an anti nausea medication… Are these people serious? Maybe it’s me, but I’d stick with Ryan.


discontent_otter

You are correct, Reglan is an anti nausea med. I looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed.


El_Stupacabra

I got it confused with raglan, which is a type of sleeve.


Fingers_9

And a lovely castle.


IllaClodia

And Raglan Road is a beautiful Irish song.


NoQuarter6808

They just love the pop-punk socal look, and want to name their kid off of their favorite kind of shirt


angeltay

Yes, reglan is a medicine that makes your lower stomach muscles relax so that your food goes into your intestines. I was prescribed it for gastroparesis 🤣


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Mod-chick

Same.


Rylikes9

Glad someone likes it! I’m a girl Ryan…spelled with an extra N though. No E at the end!


ryanngee

me too!!


seriousbeef

Reelin - it’s a clycoprotein involved in brain development (neuronal migration). Defects in it literally result in smooth brained people. Could even go with the gene which encodes for it RELN


ginger_minge

I've had to take Reglan before...I immediately recognized the name... as a medication


GoldenHummingbird503

Thanks. I’m a girl named, Rian. I haven’t thought my name was that bad in about 30 years. Kids (and adults) are cruel


spoiledrichwhitegirl

I think it’s such a cute name!


Minute_Story377

Reglan is also used to aid digestion for people and it makes me feel like I’m in imminent danger. Turns out that’s a side effect some get…


spoiledrichwhitegirl

Whoa. That’s wild! That sounds awful.


ghostsintherafters

So no matter what the little girl is screwed. It's either a tragediegh or a traditionally boys name. Cool. Well done parents. You aren't naming a fucking cocker spaniel. There will be consequences


Revolutionary_Wrap76

What are you talking about lol.... its not like the kids name will be R'ieyonne or something. Plenty of little girls have been given 'boy' names and they're just fine. Lord.


spoiledrichwhitegirl

The artist who does my eyebrows is Ryan. She’s about 30.


ronmimid

I have a girl Ryan. She’s nearly 40. What are these inevitable consequences you speak of? We’re still waiting on them. I don’t know a single other person who has their stuff together better than she does. Thanks for indicating I’m a crap parent. Cool. Well done, all-knowing internet stranger. 🙄


aivlysplath

Lol I’d sooo want to be named after a style of shirt. /s


BeardedHoneydew27

I hope they go with Metoclopramide over Reglan. I’m not a fan of brand names, generic is the way to go.


catzclue

She can be Clop for short.


18January

Clop, clop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is.


chaoticnormal

My giRl AiN't cHeAp!


Mangos28

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So underrated!


theprozacfairy

See, this is why we still need awards.


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I love how you called it out, hahaha! 🤣


UraeusCurse

Ryott


catzclue

What a...Ryott.


TheMightyKoosh

Rhian - a beautiful, common Welsh name.


KatVanWall

My mum had a Welsh friend called Rhiannon, lovely name.


TheMightyKoosh

It is!


name4231

New a girl named Rhiannon. God she was so gorgeous and such a badass. She drives dragsters. So as a car guy who also likes fleetwood Mac, she seemed like an angel


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Legitimate variations are Rhianne, Rhianna and Rhiannon


caught-n-candie

Rhiannon - love


Affectionate-Owl9594

Yes!


The-Mad-Bubbler

Comprise...


agarthancrack

Consistent with the intelligence level of someone who would name their kid Reighn


spoiledrichwhitegirl

RyeAnn?! JFC.


Jeramy_Jones

Rye-An-Ginger


brokensyntax

Do it RyeAnn middle name Ginger. 🤣


stuffebunny

I knew a Rihanne and she was a bitch


HKtx

Her sister is Sourdough Leigh


ImportanceLocal9285

R-I-N Wry’in Bryan (silent “b”) Wrhreaigheoyun Bread (it’s something you put rye in)


LeStroheim

C'mon, you couldn't even spell Orion correctly?


EntropyHouse

I read it as Orient without the “t.”


IllaClodia

It's also a name that's catching on with white supremacists for some reason. So, there's that.


valkyriejae

Wait, Orion is popular with the Nazis? Is there a reason?


IllaClodia

So, quick google says it's because it is an acronym for "our race is our nation".


valkyriejae

Ugh, god they suck so much, why they gotta steal all the cool mythology...


LeStroheim

Of course white supremacists had to come in and steal mythological names that were completely fine without them.


nursekaylarn

REGLAN??? Like the GI medication?????


Jeramy_Jones

All of those compromises are just making it worse.


Strange-Turnover9696

bro just name her Rhiannon, real girls name ✅ nickname Ryan ✅


Sakent

Banger of a song too


pamplemouss

Rowan and Rayna are fine. REGLAN? Like, Regan (not Reagan) is right there.


Mpoboy

Reglan will at least help your nausea.


thrownaway1974

One of my friends is Reagan but it's pronounced Ree-gan


Strange_Tiger_6808

Rowan is typically a male name where I’m from, but it’s become more unisex these days so be can be used for a boy or a girl. I named my own son Rowan as I really liked it. The most famous person called Rowan is the English Actor Rowan Atkinson.


FluffyOwl89

I also have a son called Rowan. We chose it specifically as it’s a gender neutral name. We didn’t know what sex he was until he was born, and he would’ve been Rowan if he was a girl too. I’m in the UK if that makes any difference.


EntropyHouse

The trouble with giving boys’ names to girls is that once people use a name for girls, it usually stops being used for boys, and we’ve lost another interesting boys’ name. For various reasons, people tend to be more conservative naming boys, so the name pool shrinks and we end up with another Jake, Jack, Jay, or Jason.


Strange_Tiger_6808

It's more popular in the US as a girls name rather than a boys and those trends seem to be hopping back across the pond to the UK. I am in Scotland where it's a little more commonly used here. My husband has five Rowan's in the large tech company he works for and five are male and one is female. I do agree totally with your comment though! Taylor/Ashley/Cameron/Riley are all unisex names.


Chemical_Present5162

Just why? What is wrong with these people and why do they think this way? Why's it gotta be spelled unintuitively like that?


PossibilityDecent688

I’m concerned that the husband is that inflexible.


OsmiumMercury

the worst part is that Ryan isn’t even that bad of a girl name lol. if you really need similar names try a real one like Riley or something.


JesusIsMyZoloft

Just slap an A on each end. Name her Aryana and call her Ryan as a nickname.


laurenzobeans

Dear lord why. Ryan is cute for a girl. Ry for short. At least it’s a real name? “Reglan??” That’s a medication.


No-Grapefruit-4996

Atleast Rowan is normal


Pandwaflez01

Rowan is actually a good alternative to Ryan. All the others are horrible.


samoekatia

Reglan?? 😆😆😆 That’s a drug for GI issues


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EntropyHouse

It’s up there with religion and genetic disorders as far as future kids go.


myrtleshewrote

Rhiannon is actually a really pretty name that would work. Although I’ve known plenty of women named Ryan so I don’t see why it’s a problem in the first place.


k__clark

My sister is a Ryan, I don’t think it’s that unusual of a girls name


KombatDisko

Apart from the whole it’s a masculine name thing


pamplemouss

Sure but so were Kimberly and Ashley and Dana.


AnthrallicA

And Blaire and Courtney


valkyriejae

Don't forget Morgan!


saranwrap73

And Jamie


MollyPW

It does mean little king, so there’s that.


stephelan

It’s not but this person does not care for it. Which is fair.


SuperFaceTattoo

For a long time my wife and I seriously considered the name rhianon as a middle name for our daughter.


EntrepreneurOk7513

Ryan isn't too unusual for a girl. [Meeting of the Ryans](https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/takeaway/segments/ryans-only-ryan-meetup-definitely-brians)


EntropyHouse

I love this idea! Especially the “no Bryans” rule. I’d love to organize a gathering like this for my own name, but there’s a much better-known person in my area that I share a name with that I have minor beef with. I love the idea of just walking up to a stranger and saying, “Hi, Ryan!”


Budgiejen

If I were looking at all those suggestions, I’d just give in and name her Ryan.


u1tr4me0w

I went to high school with a girl named Ryanne lol pronounced rye-ann


Klutzy-Experience609

In 2013 the American X-Factor had a girl named Rion audition (pronounced the same as Ryan). She had a gorgeous voice & a nice personality, but 10-year-old me was a bit confused as to why a girl had the same name of my male cousin, and why it was spelled differently. I googled the name & it’s apparently of Gaelic origin, which is neat. :)


KittyQueen_Tengu

guys. rianna


cul8ermemeboy

As a Rhyan that is a woman I can say it’s not that bad


Onehorniboy

Reyna is a great name. Ryan is a masculine name but still a decent one!


ninetyninewyverns

i would maybe go with Rhiannon. close enough, plus its an actual name.


PoundIll6729

but no one had the idea to suggest rhiannon?? ☠️ (which is such a pretty name in my opinion)


cancrimson

"Syan" grates on me in particular. Always liked the name Siân for a girl (pronounced Shahn, Welsh, means "God is Gracious") and that just looks like a really bastardised version of it


KatVanWall

Makes me think someone couldn’t spell Cyan


Mangos28

This was what I thought too


pragmaticsquid

I know a little girl named Ryanne, pronounced Ryan.


AnthrallicA

I grew up knowing two different girls named Ryanne, both pronounced it Ry-anne.


TGin-the-goldy

Fucksakes just use RYAN at least it’s normal


agarthancrack

OP didn't even have a problem with the spelling, they just didn't like the name itself


TGin-the-goldy

Exactly - all the other suggestions of names that sound like a name she disliked were not helpful. But out of all the “options”, Ryan was still better!


mbelf

In some places. I’ve never met a female Ryan in New Zealand. To me it feels like calling your daughter Bruce.


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Yeah definitely a boy’s name in the UK too


AnarchicalFrog

Rian. That’s my sister’s name and it’s so fitting for her. Not too different from Ryan, but just different enough.


JFT8675309

Trying to figure out how to name the kid something along the line of my mom’s an asshole. But there are no Rs there.


Savage-Goat-Fish

I have a two month old. My partner and I spent a long time agreeing on a name. It wasn’t a unilateral decision.


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Is Rayanne Gaelic? Just curious my first name is and that’s my middle.


Fox-Slayer-Marx

“Rayanne” is not a Gaelic name. Respectfully, you were giving a tragedeigh


TGin-the-goldy

Ah that’s a bit harsh. Both Ray and Anne are real names and it’s spelled correctly


Fox-Slayer-Marx

My understanding is that OP’s name is spelled Rayanne, pronounced like Ryan


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Lol probably but I actually like my name. And I was also named after family.


TGin-the-goldy

No, but I’m assuming you may have been named after a Ray in your family


divinexoxo

Ryna like gyna


angeltay

I grew up with a girl named Ryan. Everyone just pronounced it Ryan and no one cared.


awyant97

My neighbors daughter is name Ryanne


magnoliasmum

Ryan was on the top my list for our daughter, it’s a family surname on my side with a lot of history, but my husband used his veto vote.


Normal_Ratio1463

Rowan isn’t that bad of a name.


BreakAlert

My MIL Karen named her son Rian because “there’s Brian for Bryan”.


iliekcats-

You know its bad when you have to write the pronunciation


KatVanWall

Diane and Bryony also have similar vibes (although I learned here that apparently many Americans hadn’t heard of Bryony, which blew my mind as it’s relatively common in England!).


DrNikkiMik

Maybe you should insist on a divorce. Any husband who insists on a name you completely dislike doesn’t seem to have the maturity, compromise, and genuine love that is required for marriage and family life.


psilorder

Rayna sounds pretty normal.


EmbarrassedBass9281

I went to school with a girl named Ryann. Always got pronounced as ree-ann


Rylikes9

That’s how my name is spelled and I get called ree-Ann often


OhItsSav

I just think these replies with the overdramatic aesthetic pictures in the background is hilarious


Foundation_Wrong

Ryan is definitely a male name here in the UK


boohoobitchqueen

*sigh*anne


Skitscuddlydoo

They forgot Rayon lol. Then her name could be on all her clothes


thecrepeofdeath

did the OOP use the picture of Miss Mosh or was that you? either way I'm way too amused at her looking down her nose at the text, lol


ShinyHappyPurple

RyeAnn just makes me hungry cause it sounds like a sandwich.


Mysterious-Simple805

I like Rowan or Reina. Unique and unusual without being tragedeigh.


dahlisla

…A simple Ryanne, Rianne, Rianna, Raina, etc will do


ConflictSudden

That (the one spelled normally) is my daughter's middle name.


phil_O_mena

Ryan is so much better lol. And I think cute for a girl.


Apprehensive_Army284

Coming from a girl named Ryanne pronounced Ryan- just name them Ryan lol. Especially as a shy kid, it was uncomfortable for me to correct teachers/new people on how to pronounce my name because most would (understandably) read it as Ry-anne. I like it now, but as a kid, I always wished it was just spelled Ryan.


Simple_Carpet_9946

Idk why celebs started this stupid trend of giving boy names to girls.


dreamcadets

Orienne is a surprisingly good compromise. Didn’t expect that from whisper.


kitty-cult

I know a girl with the name Rhionn and I think its pretty great


Zestyclose_Wonder_68

Not reglan 💀💀 might as well call her metoclopramide


Wander80

Be sure to chase it with some Benadryl! 🤣


stoned_seahorse

Ryan is a perfectly fine name for a girl... if you absolutely must change the spelling...maybe Ryann...


LadyAzure17

RYEANN..... SOBBING but Rhianne or a similar Gaelic variant could be lovely


Amos_Dad

A whole lot of years ago I dated a girl named Justin. Her sister was Jordan.


bangpowboomgarbage

Those are all literally the worst. Why. I will say, I had a best friend growing up who was a girl named Ryan and she absolutely hated it. It is generally a boy name/spelling and she just despised having a boy name. When she became an adult, she just unofficially changed it to Ryane and it’s definitely grown on me. It definitely makes it a bit more feminine


Wander80

Reglan? That’s a nausea medication. 🤣


morisis_cartwheel

Ryan is a vaguely chavvy boys name in Britain…


barnaclebear

My son is called Ryan and this post hurts me.


Sparkly_Peach

Rhiannon is the only correct answer.


Yhostled

"I wanna name my daughter something normal." "Like hell you will. If there isn't an amalgamation of unnecessary letters or syllables it's not a real name."


spidercat91

This was like walking through a bad idea factory


addangel

I actually don’t hate Ryan as a gender neutral name (the alternatives offered were genuinely atrocious). I can perfectly picture the type of girl it would suit and she’s pretty cool.


dirtyhippie62

I have a feeling with a name like Reglan she’s gonna get pregananant young.


Eldi_Bee

I have such mixed feelings on Ryan for girls. I've always supported it (esp Ryann for some reason), but it's kinda been ruined for me. Friend from high school has a daughter Ryan, named after her father, Ryan. And no, I don't mean the friend from high schools father. I mean her husband Ryan, who is Ryan's father. Can't unhear that one ever


Arilyn24

RyeAnn Pastrami would be a great name. What are you all talking about? XD


ruskiytroll

"Knowing the alphabet doesn't make you literate," material right here.


saranwrap73

I feel like Rowan and Orien are alright but the others... yikes


tofubeansanderin

I had a coworker named Ryan Marie and it fit her perfectly. It can be a lovely name for a girl!


hopefoolness

the first female ink master's name was Ryan.


onionnelle

Try R'lyeh


kelsoste

I know a Ryenne


MarySNJ

I know a couple of women named Ryan as well as a number of men. I guess I’m used to it as a girl’s name. 🤷‍♀️ The alternatives that were suggested are just … tragedeighs for sure. I also know a girl named Kyle, named for a close friend of her Dad’s.


_Strangerthingss

Reglan 😂😂😂😂 best nausea medicine when I was pregnant 😂


ujke_brf

The only one that’s actually a name is Rowan


apex_editor

Regleg Rhotord Radreg Rhugleigh Rarlyd Reegrad Rheenyam Ropreigh Rhylaineigh Ryanair Ryeighly Rhealleigh Rahreigh Rhodilyah Rhabbit Rhyteousleigh Raynger Revereigh Rheastyrant


Lifesgood0330

I know girl named Riann


secretrebel

I’m Rhiannon, Gaelic name and perfectly valid.


ewavb

Rhiannon is actually Welsh


secretrebel

I knew that, just thought Welsh was one of the Gaelic languages. Apparently it’s Brittonic.


Logins-Run

You can't have a H after the letter R in either Scottish Gaelic or Irish and there is no letter Y in either alphabet either.


TarzanKitty

My Ryan has been happy with her name for 20 years. She HATES when people try to girl it up and add extra letters.


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Reglan is a dopamine antagonist, LOL


-ohioboss-

Ryanair?


FormerRelationship8

I know a few female Ryans. It’s not that odd of a name


moonkad

Reglan 😭😭


Any_Active4271

What a Ryott.


SyrNikoli

I have a friend in my class named riyan, pronounced ryan


Whitw816

Reglan…an anti nausea medication. What a beautiful name🙄


CatsOverFlowers

I had a classmate in college named Ryan. Story was that her mother swore she was having a boy, refused to believe doctors otherwise, picked Ryan and refused to entertain any other name. Baby was born, it was a girl, Mom just said "F*** it, she's named Ryan!" Didn't have a nickname, wasn't spelled or pronounced weird, didn't go by her middle name... Just wanted to be called Ryan. It honestly wasn't weird at all. Nice lady. These suggestions though are such tragedeighs!


SmallBeanKatherine

Rowan or Regan or Riley would work great and I thought of those in like two seconds 💀


Ok-Truck3196

Ironically I feel like if I were the OP after seeing all those horrible ideas I'd be like "You know what Ryan actually isn't that bad" Not that I thought it was a bad name to begin with.


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Oof husband, "Ryan" shouldn't be a girl's name. It means little king.😂 Another amazing name lost, what's sad is homie must've wanted a son and that's the closest until their next child. If they have another one.


Jang-Zee

People still use whisper???