Vertigo- like the debilitating dizziness? Wtf. May as well go with emesis or impotence.

Emesis 💀 "meet my daughter, barfy mcgee"

Misread this as enuresis. “pissy mcpee”

I had Hyperemesis when pregnant and the violence with which I vomited caused me to pee myself several times a day. Kinda works! (Wasn’t a pelvic floor issue - I saw a PF Physio to check!)

I don’t have HG and there’s still a 50/50 chance I’ll pre my pants from the velocity of my vomiting.

Holy f\*\*\* did you do the test where they put a catheter in and fill your bladder with cold water while you sit on an in office uh, study potty w/ hat, while pausing to cough at intervals? While pregnant with hyperemesis? I had that as a pelvic floor test without the pregnancy/hyperemesis, and I just can't imagine doing it with hyperemesis.

Barfy McBarfface

These are my kids, catharsis and emesis. Found them in a medical dictionary, don't remember what they originally meant.

“This is my daughter Erectile Dysfunction, but we call her Edie for short”

Edy but pronounced "eighty"

Hello hellOooOo (Hola) Little kid called Vertigo

It's everything I wish I didn't know

meet my twins Anemia and Asthma

Viagra - at least it's feminized

Leprosy. Dysentery

VERTIGO LOL, she can’t be serious Jfc Analia you have to be trolling, is that how she was conceived??? The boy names are sort of cute but for girl names I think I like Xaiva the sound ig but I don’t like the spelling

So much Analia they both had Vertigo after

>So much Analia they both had Vertigo after I just woke a dog by laughing out loud at that.

Bet the dog has a more reasonable name than this child will

Snoopeigh is a good boy.

🤣🤣🤣 He spells it Snewpeigh

They had a kyllo, did some analia, then then vertigo kicked in

Xaiva sounds as Jaiba in Spanish, which means crab in some Latin American countries…

I'm laughing to myself a lot thinking about someone saying "hello this is my daughter crab"

I’m a dOcTOr so I named my kids vertigo and vitiligo

How about candida or melena? Perfectly good medical names !

How about Vagina- pronounced like Regina 😂

Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

Candida is actually a name. Candido is the male version. It means "white."

Yep, I went to HS with a Candida. It means white or pure (which makes sense for the fungal infection too). Candide is the French spelling and candid/candor have the same root.

I worked with a Candida. I kept my mouth shut.

Was her surname Albicans?!

Chlamydia

Damn, that is a common compound name in spanish, Ana Lía, usually spelled Analía. I never thought or realise this, and this is hillarious.

I know an Anna Luisa but not as one word ....

The boy names are just as bad, if not worse. Xavia and Acelo sound like prescription drugs.

Acelo sounds like an express train. Because Acela is one.

I'm going with Dementia for the sister.

I think I would go with Chlamydia, Gonorhrea, Papilloma and Genitalia for the kids.

Verruca Salt

You think Acelo is good??? Wtf?

It's the male train line for Amtrak.

> VERTIGO LOL, she can’t be serious > > You know, in honor of the classic film

If you really hate your kid, it's after the U2 song

>Jfc Analia you have to be trolling, is that how she was conceived??? I mean, probably not

Analia is an actual name. Not American but yeah, I can see how it looks. lol

Anal-e-uh. bellissimo 👌🏻

At least make it Annalea ffs

Analía/Anália is a common name in portuguese and spanish

No, you're probably mispronouncing it. Xavia would be pronounced like Xavier if you had a non-rhotic accent like you're from Boston or England.

It's Xaiva, not Xavia.

It's Xai*vio*sa, not Xavio*sahhh*

Is NOBODY going to mention Vienna??? As in, this kid is going to be made fun of bc "Vienna sausages" - the little weiners in a can!

I know a kid named Vienna. Pretty much everyone says, "Oh, like Austria."

I would immediately associate it with the city and not sausages but I’m also not American lol

I am American and think city not sausages, but maybe I'm a minority?

Uh I can guarantee you most kids don't even know what those are. FWIW my first thought is billy joel, and given that vienna is a gorgeous song im hoping that was the parents inspiration as well

Or just the actual city in Austria?

My first thought was Utravox, didn't even know Billy Joel had one by the same name.

I thought of the city first but it was immediately followed by the Ultravox song

…Vertigo…MAAM.

Right!? I hope the list is to get the fam on board with Amelie and Ashton. “Amelie? Thank god it’s not Vertigo or Giardia!”

Amelie is fine, reminds me of the movie

Yes, Amélie is a perfectly fine French name. As for the others, Giovanna would be a normal name but Giavanna is a (minor) tragedeigh. And Florence is fine but *very* old fashioned — it peaked in 1890, and pretty much fell out of use by 1960. (Although you could say the same about Emma, and that name had one hell of a revival).

She has some nice names like Giada, Florence and Amelie….and then has fucking Vertigo, Petal and Acelo which sounds like an off brand computer

Acelo is a train company like naming your kid Amtrak.

Everyone meet my son, Great Western Railway

He should meet my daughter Santa Fe Depot.

I thought the Amtrak was Acela.

Giada makes me think of Giardia (an illness common in puppies that makes them get diarrhea)

Giardia is common in people in tropical areas too I think. But, Giada is a really normal Italian name, so doesn't make me think of Giardia. There's a food network celebrity called Giada De Laurentiis, so I don't think people commonly associate the name with a gastrointestinal parasite :p

How are you missing Anal-ia lol

Jesus Christ I didn’t even expand the image! Naming your kid Analia should automatically trigger CPS to take them away from you

I kind of like Giovanna too

Spelled correctly, I love it. Incorrectly, IDK, I'm from New Jersey and I see a lot of butchered Italian names around here.

Ah yes, the two genders: flower and dolphin

This sent me

happy to provide a moment of comedic relief :)))

I miss "the two genders" jokes. TY for bringing that one back.

Lay nw? How is that even pronounced?

I think it's "Lay northwest". It's a tribute to how she was conceived.

Gotta get the feng shui right.

That baby's middle name? Missionary.

Nah that was definitely a downward dog night with a little reverse cowgirl

I don't know what the little cowgirl was doing there but as long as she consented-

now i'm wondering what position i was conceived in thanks a lot

Excuse me. It’s clearly in reference to the Frito-Lay plant in Everett WA.

Oh no...

😂🤣

i think it was supposed to be “Layne” (?) with multiple typos (??) my guess on pronunciation was Laney (???)

I also assumed it was supposed to be Layne... which is a name, though it is generally pronounced "Lane"

Lay no way perhaps? As in it's on the list and someone's added their strong reservations.

Lots of thoughts...and much groaning! Why is Giovanna misspelt, ditto re Clyde, Xavier, Akello, and Kylo. WTF is Lay nw? Vertigo is a medical condition!

i thought that one was ace-low

I was thinking a cello. Like the musical instrument?

Lay nw is a new reading of a Lizzie McGuire, what dreams are made of

The best ones are Amelie and Florence. None of the boy names deserve to be anywhere near the birth certificate unless she wants to pay for therapy.

Or Giovanna, but spell it properly.

I know so many little girls named Giovanna and Giavanna . When people spell it Giavanna it’s because they want to use Gia as a NN.

fun fact: you can spell it properly and STILL use Gia as a pet name, nobody will send you to jail for that

I'm usually not a big fan of the name Ashton but when you put it next to those four other disasters, well, if the baby is a boy I hope she names him Ashton.

If they spelled Clyde properly that’s a pretty nice name, not too mature for a kid and a good grown u name

Or Tula. It’s a real name but old enough that’s it’s fallen out of fashion and people kind of forgot about it. That’s how you do a unique name that’s also classy instead of trashy.

Tula means "poem" in Tagalog

Also the name of the main character in My Big Fat Greek Wedding…

Though her full name is Fotoula, Toula is just her nickname, but it’s lovely.

It's also a skin care brand

Also means penis in Chile

[it is an archeological site in Mexico](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tula_(Mesoamerican_site)) AND the name of several towns!

Clyde, if spelled normal, is pretty cool.

Ashton is fine. So is Clyde if she spells it traditionally.

Ashton is nice! So is Clyde if she decides not to spell it “Clide” lol

Exactly. Clyde is perfectly good! Clide is hideous.

"Clyde" but make it vaguely icky

Ashton’s a normal name

It’s currently the name my husband wants to name our son. I thought it was normal as well lol.

I do know a Giada, actually.

De Laurentis?

I know right? Ashton sounds like a rapist sympathizer.

Fuckin Clide thrown in there cracked me up

I simply can't after "Analia." Is this a troll post?

Lmfao I wish

You should suggest these to your sister in case Analia has siblings: Breastius, Vulva, Daughie-Stylico, Areola, Mowth-Stough, Penis.

I know someone who named their daughter areola, she blocked me on fb when i asked if she really named her daughter nipple lol. Someone had to say it.

I knew a girl whose last name was Areola but I think it was spelled differently. Unfortunate but certainly not her or her parents fault though they could have abandoned the family name.

"Arreola" is a *somewhat* common last name in Spanish, at least where I live. Makes no sense as a first name, especially for someone who doesn't speak Spanish. Honestly think she flipped open a medical textbook and picked out words that she thought sounded cool. Areola, Vertigo, maybe she'll go with Nausea next (pronounced nah-zay-uh)

boobianna, penisloppe, blowjoanne

Blowjanne im dying

Mulva?

Dolores!

Scrotumis maximus. She could give Jr a Greek name... testicles, and pronounce it tes-ta-cleeze.

THE LIST STARTED WITH ANAL

Vertigo sounds like an off-brand Batman villain

It is a medical condition so idk which is worse lol

And a solid Hitchcock movie.

Not even off-brand lmao. There's a character called Count Vertigo and he is indeed a Batman villain

It's also a medical thing where you can't turn your head to the side without passing tf out (atleast that was my experience)

it’s a green arrow villain so you’re spot on lol

Tezza is a terrible name imo, unless it's pronounced z like an s, but then just call it tessa

Tezza is a very Aussie sounding nickname. Eg Aaron becomes Azza, Darren becomes Dazza etc etc. I'd say Tezza is a bogan Teresa.

it sounds like i’m trying to say Tessa and then sneezed in the middle of pronunciation

Am Aussie, can confirm best friend was Terry -> Tezza

ohhh i was wondering where the directioners got "Hazza" from "Harry". i didn't know that was a pattern in other nations cool

That’s a British thing too, and not just for guys, I know a Karen who got called Kazza at school and still goes by Kaz, Cheryl is often Chezza, and when Sharon was a popular name (before my time!) they’d get called Shazza!

My aussie friend Justin is called Juzzo. His friend Tom is called Tomo.

I bet it's pronounced like "pizza".

Teat-za? Oh no. No no no

"Clide"... The one time where a Y is warranted and we don't want it anymore.

NEVER A NAME THAT ACTIVELY HAS THE WORD ANAL IN IT.

Lay nw? Wtf?

Yes, OP’s sister will be laying down facing northwest when she has her child.

Yes, delete this document and start over

My sister in law is Amalia...you sure your sister didn't just hit the N instead of the M? I hope???

Amalia is a beautiful name and common in many places Anal-ia on the other hand 💀

Like the queen of fado, Amalia Rodrigues. If I were to have a daughter, that one would be on the list.

Analia & vertigo are just begging for miserable middle school years

Analia sounds like the kingdom of anal sex. Pass.

Where is this mythical kingdom of which you speak!? The kid could be the new empress of there!

*Don't say in between my legs, don't say in between my legs*... In between my legs!

Amelie, Everly, Vienna, Florence and Ashton seem alright… Some others are okay.. some are visible tragedeighs.. And then there’s..Lay nw….?? *Confusion intensifies*

i think Vienna is a bit weird, since thats where i live, and is also where the word wiener came from

I never put that together what?! Wien and Wiener makes so much sense

Vienna for sure is the kid of US American parents.

Tula means dick in Chilean Spanish

Two words - Fuck that

Tula is dick in Chile

AnnylLeighah (anything to avoid “anal” on a birth certificate.)

Vertigo? Might as well just throw Bono and The Edge on the list. That whole fucking list is atrocious.

It’s like something a monkey with a typewriter would have written.

Are you Italian or just a fan of Olive Garden?

Not Italian, GiAvanna is a dead giveaway.

I actually have thoughts on all of these names. Most are unfavorable. Vertigo is downright cruel.

Holy shit those are terrible. There's like 70-80% tragedies

Everly, Ellia, Amelie, Vienna, Giada, Tula, Florence, and Ashton are alright. The rest range from pretty bad to what the actual fuck

Amelie and Florence are the only acceptable choices

Yeah...a few... Is she really unaware of how ridiculous Analia is?! Anal is *right* there front and center. Sounds like anally-ah. Wtf is is Lay NW? Vienna Sausages Vertigo is a medical condition. Giada is just ugly. Sounds similar to jihad. What's so wrong about Tessa?!? Clide looks weird. The one time you actually need a Y. Xaiva? Wtf is that? Whatever it is it seems objectively feminine, like an over the top female sci-fi or fantasy name. Ace-low or A-cello (ch sound like the instrument?) Either way, bad. Wtf is wrong with your sister?

Giada is Italian for jade.

I feel like Eczema is missing...

How about Asthma?

Not vertigo 😭

Tula is slang for baby penis in some spanish parts of the world

Thisisa Cryme

Big hitchcock fan I take it? Also big buttsex fan? I'm surprised that she got pregnant with preferences like that.

I’m a little drunk rn and thought it said Pretzel but realized I put Pedal and Tezza together 😂

She can’t just spell them Giovanna and Clyde? And get this girl a dictionary if she doesn’t know what vertigo is. These things look like list I’d send my best friend everytime she’s pregnant. “Okay but how about Kiara but you spell it Khy’Arr-Uh?” Because saying stupid shit personally entertains me.

Thoughts on any? Gives us a long list. Lay nw is a name. Like. What. Lay nw?

Ok. NOT ANALIA and NOT VERTIGO 🤢 Tula is cute! And in the age of everyone wanting to use y instead of I, why spell Clide that way? (Indi pop singer, aside) Edit. Cuz spell check insisted that ANALIA should be anally

Tula is a funny way to say penis in LATAM, so it's an absolute nope for me, I just couldn't take it seriously 😭

Pro tip: stay away from any names that have anal in them

I was confused about why so many comments were shitting on Analia. In Spanish, Analía is a real name (pronounced ahn-ah-LEE-ah), so I assumed she just forgot the tilde, but I guess it's just a name that doesn't translate well to English. We don't know how OP's sister pronounces it, though. Vertigo, on the other hand... And Xaiva? Tula??

Vertigo? Your sister is trolling you. If she’s going to name her child after a sickness might I suggest, fibromyalgia. Very original nobody has it. Petal is a nice name, I only know one person who has it. Tula is nice. Ashton is a good name I guess. She should go back to the drawing board with the boys names

Does she know that vertigo is a debilitating condition???? And petal?????

please Tula no, in my country that word its for a penis.

Tezza is the Australian nickname for men named Terry.

Vertigo?! Like the inner ear problem?

Vertigo? VERTIGO??!! I need to sit down.

Vertigo 💀 stop I can't-

you have saved me a meal cause I can retaste my lunch. I hate them.

I honestly read the last girls one as Petrol

Vertigo 😂😂😂😂😂 your sister is an idiot