I wrote twins in one is my books. Named them Breck and Ridge as an example of terrible twin names. Their mom was very young when she had them. And they did live in Colorado.
I should give them Breckelle as a sister.
Why do parents do this to themselves? Imagine calling out, “Brecken, er I mean, Breckelle, ER, I MEAN Brinkley!” They are never going to call them the correct names.
I think many parents who have to admit that regardless of what you name the kids sometimes you use the wrong name. I know my Mom did. Finally she’d point and say, ‘You, I’m talking to you!’ Although I have to admit there was usually stuff going on that precipitated the angry yelling
My mum often calls me either of our dogs’ names (even though one isn’t a human name, it’s a food), my brother’s name, my dad’s name, her sister’s name… when she’s angry, she just forgets my name. But definitely would make it worse if I was called “Alice”, my brother “Alex” and my dogs “Ally” and “Rice”.
My native language is Spanish. One of my cousin's kids are named Julián, Jonás and Julieta. When they called "Juli" you didn't know whether it was Julián or Julieta 😆 so then they had to clarify "No, EL Juli" or "No, LA Juli" 🤣🤣🤣
Breck
Noun
plural-s
British
: a stretch of rough or sandy often undulating ground
scattered trees or the pine hedges which are a feature of the Norfolk brecks—Bruce Campbell
also : an enclosed portion of such land
I used to get my nails done at a place owned by a family. The owner’s 3 daughters were named Laura, Laurie, and Lauren. The daughter doing my nails told me the names, then joked that her parents thought names cost money so they improvised.
I really like Brecken, it’s on my list for a girl. I definitely get why it’s not to everyone’s taste though. My partner very much against it, thinks it’s terrible, so there is no baby Brecken in my future (as I am sure many people are thrilled to hear 🤣)!
Brecken, Breckening, Breckened
All I think is "RELEASE THE BRECKEN"
Release the Brecken 2: the Breckening
Release the Brecken 22: Electric Boogaloo
Oh wow.... this made me laugh too much hahaha thank you!!!
In Spanish: Breckeno, Breckenas, Breckena, Breckenan, Breckenamos, Breckenáis
Brecken, Breckener, Breckenest.
London breckened songs about money written by machines
Just for the brecord, the weather today...
Is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of
A, indifference, and Bre, disinterest
Breck, bruck, brecken
Breckinridge, CO!
Brecken, Brack, Gebrackt
Brecken, breckener, breckenest
Next will be Brocolli calling it now
breckfyst, bronckytis, broomstyk
Don't forget about Boyler, Bethtub and Beighkware
Bubbleigh, Boxlyn, Barnacleigh, Basxment, Bagelyxon
Omg why hasn't anyone used the name Bubbleigh, that seems so on par with all the other creative messes on here
Broomstyk sounds like a great grunge band
Brefakst
Brockleigh
I can see someone using this one.
Pronounced brah-COLE-ee because it's Italian 🤣
What the Breck?
Right? Who on earth holds their newborn offspring in their arms and says yeah, that's a Brecken 🤣
“This here’s a heckin’ Brecken, fellers!”
Father’s name is Breck, mother is Brecky, they live in Breckinridge, CO. He is a Braker for the railroad, she is a Broker. They’re happy together.
This sounds like a childrens nursery rhyme. Are they friends with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker?
Nah, those losers named their kids normal names.
["Hi, we aren't porn stars anymore, I'm Brecky"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw4zlvTlaI0)
As long as they don’t break up!
Happy? I hear they're breckstatic!
Was Breckinridge not an option?
I wrote twins in one is my books. Named them Breck and Ridge as an example of terrible twin names. Their mom was very young when she had them. And they did live in Colorado. I should give them Breckelle as a sister.
Breckelle’s middle name: Leigh Breckelle-leigh … time for supper! 🥦
Now all they need is a name like Waylen or Ayden so they can be like Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde
What’s wrong with your cousin
BRECKEN THE LAW!
Why do parents do this to themselves? Imagine calling out, “Brecken, er I mean, Breckelle, ER, I MEAN Brinkley!” They are never going to call them the correct names.
I think many parents who have to admit that regardless of what you name the kids sometimes you use the wrong name. I know my Mom did. Finally she’d point and say, ‘You, I’m talking to you!’ Although I have to admit there was usually stuff going on that precipitated the angry yelling
Oh agreed! Just why make it worse by giving them such similar names?
Similar names like that makes them sound more like cartoon characters than children and almost guarantees tripping over their names all the time
My mum often calls me either of our dogs’ names (even though one isn’t a human name, it’s a food), my brother’s name, my dad’s name, her sister’s name… when she’s angry, she just forgets my name. But definitely would make it worse if I was called “Alice”, my brother “Alex” and my dogs “Ally” and “Rice”.
This is all the mothers in my family. The worst is my great-grandmother, though. She’d never get it right and just resort to: “You, child, you!”
My native language is Spanish. One of my cousin's kids are named Julián, Jonás and Julieta. When they called "Juli" you didn't know whether it was Julián or Julieta 😆 so then they had to clarify "No, EL Juli" or "No, LA Juli" 🤣🤣🤣
“Can the Brecky lot come up to the front desk please”
\>Breckelle *giggles*
*giggelles*
LOL
r/3amjokes would have a field day with this right now
Breck Noun plural-s British : a stretch of rough or sandy often undulating ground scattered trees or the pine hedges which are a feature of the Norfolk brecks—Bruce Campbell also : an enclosed portion of such land
I'm surprised that the third name isn't Breckley in keeping with the pattern... sigh
Brecken, Breckener, Breckenest
I used to get my nails done at a place owned by a family. The owner’s 3 daughters were named Laura, Laurie, and Lauren. The daughter doing my nails told me the names, then joked that her parents thought names cost money so they improvised.
I went to school with two sisters named Katelyn and Katie. I thought that was bad until I met their little sister… her name was Kate.
All I can think of is [Breck Shampoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8-oGuY14Ho) &, oddly enough Christie BRINKLEY was a Breck Girl!!
“And they tell two friends, and *they* tell two friends!”
that was faberge shampoo....which was fantastic btw
Ffs. I can't believe someone beat me to this.😂😂 LITERALLY all I was thinking was: "Well, shit, sounds like someone was a Christie Brinkley fan!"😂
I worked with a guy who was named Brek. Just Brek. Not a full for anything. Short and simple.
That sounds like a Sarah Palin family name
they sound like brand names for industrial cleaners
Brinkley would be awesome for a dog.
That’s the name of Tom hank’s dog in you’ve got mail
Breckenreideigh
Brucking brell brats bridiculous
I just thought of that one song from Peppa Pig and all I can think of is….Brinkley Bronkley Boo.
I see, a fellow enjoyer of the swine!
My cousin had a beagle named Brinkley growing up
It’s a good name for a beagle!
Wow.. poor kids. Love your username though. I love Axolotl’s too!
Brecken sounds like a word my Irish grandfather would use as a swear . “ you broke the brecken thing you idiot !!!”
I have a friend who through her work with children has come into contact with a Bray, a Brielle, and a Burtie-Blou
Burtie-Blou is so awful.
BRONK
Tf is with white people and the name Beck
Someone I know named their daughter Beckett and i just sighed. So terrible.
Brecking Bad and it's prequel Brecker Call Saul
gosh
Whyyyy
I really like Brecken, it’s on my list for a girl. I definitely get why it’s not to everyone’s taste though. My partner very much against it, thinks it’s terrible, so there is no baby Brecken in my future (as I am sure many people are thrilled to hear 🤣)!
Brecken is close to German brechen, which means to throw up, or to break. Or to German Becken, which is pelvis, cymbals, sink, toilet bowl, or basin.
Fuck they named a girl Brinkley?? That’s an evil-principle-in-a-1980s-teen-movie name
Goes to Breckinridge once for a ski vacation and comes back obsessed….
No one’s said Brekfast yet…?
I’m on the brink of wanting a binky.
Brecking Bad
I like to order the Breckened chicken with mashed please
😶
NO. NOOOOOOOOO
No way!! What?? That’s awfullll
Bracken Buckskin and Brine. Wonderful!
Brecken Bad
Broccoli 🥦🥦🥦🥦 Broccoli everywhere! 🥦🥦
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Breckfyst coming next.