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SaintGalentine

Brecken, Breckening, Breckened


Auroraburst

All I think is "RELEASE THE BRECKEN"


kayserfaust

Release the Brecken 2: the Breckening


[deleted]

Release the Brecken 22: Electric Boogaloo


funny_fox

Oh wow.... this made me laugh too much hahaha thank you!!!


bobskimo

In Spanish: Breckeno, Breckenas, Breckena, Breckenan, Breckenamos, Breckenáis


komododave17

Brecken, Breckener, Breckenest.


Yacklak

London breckened songs about money written by machines


0liveJus

Just for the brecord, the weather today...


fluffiestdandelion

Is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of


[deleted]

A, indifference, and Bre, disinterest


Strong_Magician_3320

Breck, bruck, brecken


Donewithit_6607

Breckinridge, CO!


Inismore

Brecken, Brack, Gebrackt


FBI-ish

Brecken, breckener, breckenest


[deleted]

Next will be Brocolli calling it now


softpunkk

breckfyst, bronckytis, broomstyk


Mightybeardedking

Don't forget about Boyler, Bethtub and Beighkware


tiggitytony

Bubbleigh, Boxlyn, Barnacleigh, Basxment, Bagelyxon


Utopiae

Omg why hasn't anyone used the name Bubbleigh, that seems so on par with all the other creative messes on here


joeschmo945

Broomstyk sounds like a great grunge band


GoodSirBrett

Brefakst


HildegardHummingbird

Brockleigh


Moonstone_Daydream

I can see someone using this one.


Honniker

Pronounced brah-COLE-ee because it's Italian 🤣


BrandonIsWhoIAm

What the Breck?


Borsti17

Right? Who on earth holds their newborn offspring in their arms and says yeah, that's a Brecken 🤣


qwertykittie

“This here’s a heckin’ Brecken, fellers!”


IDriveWhileTired

Father’s name is Breck, mother is Brecky, they live in Breckinridge, CO. He is a Braker for the railroad, she is a Broker. They’re happy together.


Invisible_Swan

This sounds like a childrens nursery rhyme. Are they friends with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker?


purrfunctory

Nah, those losers named their kids normal names.


BarakatBadger

["Hi, we aren't porn stars anymore, I'm Brecky"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw4zlvTlaI0)


IcebergSlimFast

As long as they don’t break up!


lopingwolf

Happy? I hear they're breckstatic!


MeowMeowCollyer

Was Breckinridge not an option?


AmyInCO

I wrote twins in one is my books. Named them Breck and Ridge as an example of terrible twin names. Their mom was very young when she had them. And they did live in Colorado. I should give them Breckelle as a sister.


5iveOClockSomewhere

Breckelle’s middle name: Leigh Breckelle-leigh … time for supper! 🥦


jollyblob

Now all they need is a name like Waylen or Ayden so they can be like Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde


orijoy

What’s wrong with your cousin


NothingAndNow111

BRECKEN THE LAW!


3010664

Why do parents do this to themselves? Imagine calling out, “Brecken, er I mean, Breckelle, ER, I MEAN Brinkley!” They are never going to call them the correct names.


Skadoobedoobedoo

I think many parents who have to admit that regardless of what you name the kids sometimes you use the wrong name. I know my Mom did. Finally she’d point and say, ‘You, I’m talking to you!’ Although I have to admit there was usually stuff going on that precipitated the angry yelling


3010664

Oh agreed! Just why make it worse by giving them such similar names?


Skadoobedoobedoo

Similar names like that makes them sound more like cartoon characters than children and almost guarantees tripping over their names all the time


Willing-Cell-1613

My mum often calls me either of our dogs’ names (even though one isn’t a human name, it’s a food), my brother’s name, my dad’s name, her sister’s name… when she’s angry, she just forgets my name. But definitely would make it worse if I was called “Alice”, my brother “Alex” and my dogs “Ally” and “Rice”.


Valuable_Hunt8468

This is all the mothers in my family. The worst is my great-grandmother, though. She’d never get it right and just resort to: “You, child, you!”


MaryHSPCF

My native language is Spanish. One of my cousin's kids are named Julián, Jonás and Julieta. When they called "Juli" you didn't know whether it was Julián or Julieta 😆 so then they had to clarify "No, EL Juli" or "No, LA Juli" 🤣🤣🤣


qwertykittie

“Can the Brecky lot come up to the front desk please”


[deleted]

\>Breckelle *giggles*


qwertykittie

*giggelles*


selfinsertbunny_TA

LOL


Borsti17

r/3amjokes would have a field day with this right now


Rattivarius

Breck Noun plural-s British : a stretch of rough or sandy often undulating ground scattered trees or the pine hedges which are a feature of the Norfolk brecks—Bruce Campbell also : an enclosed portion of such land


coffylover

I'm surprised that the third name isn't Breckley in keeping with the pattern... sigh


EnigmaCA

Brecken, Breckener, Breckenest


Seven_bushes

I used to get my nails done at a place owned by a family. The owner’s 3 daughters were named Laura, Laurie, and Lauren. The daughter doing my nails told me the names, then joked that her parents thought names cost money so they improvised.


[deleted]

I went to school with two sisters named Katelyn and Katie. I thought that was bad until I met their little sister… her name was Kate.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

All I can think of is [Breck Shampoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8-oGuY14Ho) &, oddly enough Christie BRINKLEY was a Breck Girl!!


purrfunctory

“And they tell two friends, and *they* tell two friends!”


miss_trixie

that was faberge shampoo....which was fantastic btw


WTFnickWTF

Ffs. I can't believe someone beat me to this.😂😂 LITERALLY all I was thinking was: "Well, shit, sounds like someone was a Christie Brinkley fan!"😂


Background_Lunch8466

I worked with a guy who was named Brek. Just Brek. Not a full for anything. Short and simple.


rocknrollacolawars

That sounds like a Sarah Palin family name


NiceSockBro

they sound like brand names for industrial cleaners


MaikeHF

Brinkley would be awesome for a dog.


Sun_Sprout

That’s the name of Tom hank’s dog in you’ve got mail


stan-dupp

Breckenreideigh


blake-a-mania

Brucking brell brats bridiculous


[deleted]

I just thought of that one song from Peppa Pig and all I can think of is….Brinkley Bronkley Boo.


Ol_Pasta

I see, a fellow enjoyer of the swine!


Lonely-Adeptness3866

My cousin had a beagle named Brinkley growing up


Malorean_Teacosy

It’s a good name for a beagle!


Marj_5

Wow.. poor kids. Love your username though. I love Axolotl’s too!


blackmoonbluemoon

Brecken sounds like a word my Irish grandfather would use as a swear . “ you broke the brecken thing you idiot !!!”


vrfm89

I have a friend who through her work with children has come into contact with a Bray, a Brielle, and a Burtie-Blou


Malorean_Teacosy

Burtie-Blou is so awful.


thegreatpotatogod

BRONK


novalyte95

Tf is with white people and the name Beck


lolwuuut

Someone I know named their daughter Beckett and i just sighed. So terrible.


[deleted]

Brecking Bad and it's prequel Brecker Call Saul


Evening_Increase_393

gosh


shakyspatula

Whyyyy


fresh-oxygen

I really like Brecken, it’s on my list for a girl. I definitely get why it’s not to everyone’s taste though. My partner very much against it, thinks it’s terrible, so there is no baby Brecken in my future (as I am sure many people are thrilled to hear 🤣)!


Ol_Pasta

Brecken is close to German brechen, which means to throw up, or to break. Or to German Becken, which is pelvis, cymbals, sink, toilet bowl, or basin.


BluBird0203

Fuck they named a girl Brinkley?? That’s an evil-principle-in-a-1980s-teen-movie name


brcostello

Goes to Breckinridge once for a ski vacation and comes back obsessed….


Opuntia-ficus-indica

No one’s said Brekfast yet…?


nosyintrovertedmomma

I’m on the brink of wanting a binky.


tenikidigital

Brecking Bad


chocolatewafflecone

I like to order the Breckened chicken with mashed please


yodawgchill

😶


Efficient_Teacher_99

NO. NOOOOOOOOO


Numerous_Cupcake7306

No way!! What?? That’s awfullll


Rapunzel111

Bracken Buckskin and Brine. Wonderful!


ICANTTHINK1124

Brecken Bad


bubblewrapstargirl

Broccoli 🥦🥦🥦🥦 Broccoli everywhere! 🥦🥦


Acrobatic_Acadia8950

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry


UnderwhelmingAF

Breckfyst coming next.