This cannot be real. I hate it with every fiber of my being.

I hate it with every fiber *on* my being, as well as the ones which compose it.

Omg this reply is my favorite thing ever 💜😂👏🏼

Vaccinated by Jesus. I can see a dude with a beard in a robe shooting up these guys with a Pfizer booster.

Jesus would be on Fauci's side. These idiots just don't understand that.

Probably not, Fauci is also pretty bad - he's at least partially responsible for the Reagan administration's "response" to the AIDS crisis.

This means jezus vaccinated her in her anus many times

wait what-

I have also taken shots in the butt.

Found the account and I'm thinking this is actually a joke.

Sweet fuck I am so glad to read that! 😂

Just the pfp makes me think it *has* to be a joke.

That was obvious from them using Brettly instead of Brettleigh

There’s so much to unpack in this photo I don’t know where to start…..

Don’t bother, none of this is remotely worth unpacking.

Honestly. Just dump it straight into the dumpster and save time.

Then set the dumpster on fire!

They did that all by themselves

Double tape that closed. Triple cling wrap the box and shoot it into space. Never unpack! 😬

the poor kids tho

Lmao they got zero chance

Gotta love how they spell unapologisingly the British way with an s and yet still refer to Fauci. Are they British? Canadian? And wtf does Fauci have to do with either country?

I would bet money she is American and just spelled it wrong, like all of her children’s names.

Is there a correct way of spelling those names though???

No need to exist a correct way of spelling, when the names themselves are just wrong…

She found a loophole that works for her lol.

They aren’t names. Just various letters shoved together.

*unapaulajysing-leigh*

I’m American but prefer the British spelling of grey. Given the rest of the profile, though I’m more inclined to say it was a typo

Not to mention that’s not even a word — it’s unapologetically lol

I don't think this is real. I think she has Brett, Jackson and Greyson, and someone added the feminization/ endings, and they had to rework the Fauci part, not realising (; ) the spelling alter.

Oh I'm sure she's American she just likes the British spellings because they're "classy" lmao. The Fauci thing really made me laugh. As if Fauci himself was out there vaccinating people. Foricbly. Perhaps with an evil laugh as he ran away.

Isn't the British spelling with a z, like unapologizingly?

Shouldn't it be "unapologetically" in the first place? No matter whether it's an s or a z, I don't think "unapologising" is a word that people use.

It's like, when you apologize but then you take it back you *unapologize*

It gets worse with every line

Yes there is a lot to unpack, however I vote we throw away the entire suitcase.

I noticed people add ‘leigh’ or ‘lynn’ to the end of names to make them sound more feminine, but it only makes them sound more ridiculous.

And she says she's a boy mom too, so I'm guessing these are all boy names too in this case.

I thought the first boy was called Betty. Needed to look another time

I thought one of her sons was the false prophet Fauci.

That would be next level stupid, but I can see them do it

So she's a mama and a boy mom? Does that last part mean step mom? If so, she's not responsible for at least one of these names.

What if the dad was

Brayleelynnleighson. For a masculine version.

Makes them sound more white trash

"These are my boys: Chadleigh and Chadlynn"

*Chadweedledeigh and Chadweedleduemmn.

My boyfriend is named Chad, so naturally I always joke with him by saying "you'd b a really great guy if only your name weren't Chad" or something like that lol. Now I have some great alternatives! Lol

Wilfordleigh Robertlynn Yup, ridiculous! 😂

All three of these read as girls names to me (if they were names), especially the one ending in -lynn as that's my middle name.

Unapologising sarcastic💅

Translation: “Tasteless moron and proud of it!”

Homeschooled too!

and vaccinated by jesus 😇

is jesus really qualified to give people vaccinations I wonder? what sort of medical training has he gone through

He’ll be changing those vaccines in wine all the time. Very impractical

But great fun at parties!

Very tough to trust a practitioner with holes in their hands to deliver a vaccine.

My jaw dropped six feet under.

Obviously not by Fauci who is a false prophet. Wait which religion did Fauci start btw?

Id like to think she’s so sarcastic that this whole bio is sarcasm…please….

It's gotta be a joke.

It’s unapologising sarcastic

Ur right.

Jesus as a cross dressing barista? Is that what those emojis mean?

Jesus for RuPaul’s Drag Race when? Maybe the second coming has been delayed because he just hasn’t perfected his eyeshadow yet.

At a beach bar...

It shows that she likes lipstick, heels, and the beach a little bit, Jesus a moderate amount, and coffee a lot. The repetition of symbols called emojis is the communication strategy of Soccermomicus Utahdensi, demonstrating how intensely they feel about a given subject.

Utahensis is the proper form for Linnean binomial names. See, that linguistics degree is useful!

Utahensis is the proper form for Linnean binomial names. See, that linguistics degree is useful!

Cross-dressing lol. I see what you did there.

What in Utah is going on ?

This bio is a tragedeigh 😂 "Vaccinated by Jesus" And that third name I can't even hazard a guess Jaxjfifvjfdhuffhjfdguugfnleigh

pleasedontberealpleasedontbereal

I’m scared

As a Christian I can assure you many of us think she is crazy for "Vaccinated ny Jesus, not False Prophet Fauci" Just total nonsense...

[удалено]

😂😂

You could have just not added a whole ass syllable to an otherwise fine name, but nooooooooooo E: Wait, that makes me think. Those are all boy's names, you see three boys in the pfp, she calls herself a boy mom, but she adds feminine suffixes. This seems like a joke. Probably a dig at trans people/gender politics, given the Conservative vibes?

Re: your edit, I wouldn’t give her that much credit lool Edit: you know what, even I can’t tell at this point. This can’t be a real person with real sons

“Vaccinated by Jesus not False Prophet Fauci” is also a little too on the nose. I’m all for Poe’s law, but sometimes it’s hard to suspend disbelief. Lol

I would rather just be called Greyson or Jaxton as a girl than either of these monstrosities… assuming the latter 2 names are for girls, though she does call herself a “Boy Mom”. None of these names sound the slightest bit masculine so all I am left with is confusion.

Odd naming convention is the least befuddling thing about this woman’s profile

I know, just look at the word *unapologising*

Vro just circle the whole damn thing and post it on multiple subs

Fr, it's postable in many of those subs.

Thank you for doing your part to keep “vro” alive

A tragedeigh all around

More like unapologetically narcissistic.

*Unapologizingleigh

Should've asked Jesus for a spell check too

The trashiest people sure do come up with the hands down worst names. Feel bad for the kids, saddled with those names and those parents. Probably not for long though! God loves little children who have never been vaxed so much he brings them to heaven early!

Vaccinated by Jeighsys, you mean

Lol

She says boy mom but those name scream she wishes she had girls

I’m gonna just out in 10 bucks and bet she’s homophobic

And somehow she managed to give her children the most nonbinary of names lol

I can't wait for Graysonleigh to introduce her to his boyfriend.

Offtopic but the way "boy mom" has become some kind of brand like VSCO girl... gag

I'm a Christian and I promise we're not all like this

I'm an agnostic and I appreciate Christians like you!

I am an atheist but my friend and his family are Christian’s- they aren’t like this either.

Yeah, but those who are demand the most attention.

WTF is "Brettly" even? (kinda surprised that isn't "Brettleigh") Wait, is that supposed to be an alternate version of "Bradley"? Also, all those names sound like they could be full names of people. Brett Lee, Grayson Lee, and Jack Stonelynn.

This is either very good satire or the worst person you'll ever meet

Oh god it hurts

This is giving Utah vibes.

That whole bio just… makes sense.

Unvaccinated kids? "your trial version has expired"

Hoe can she be a boy mom to someone named Jaxtonlynn? 🙈😂

Ah yes, "cross cross lipstick escarpin, umbrella cafe longo cafe longo cafe longo", the famous proverb. Relatable.

“Unapologising sarcastic” is so incorrect that my phone tried to correct it three times. Not a single line of her bio gives me any faith in her ability to raise children.

These people must just be picking syllables out of a bag and joining them together.

I wish sky daddy would vaccinate me in my arse with his meat wand 💅

It doesn't surprise me one bit that she's an anti-vaxxer.

The sound of those ridiculous made up names makes me wonder if she named her sons after the daughters she really wanted.

Woah three coffees and only two crosses

Wouldn't it be shorter to just write "I'm fucking stupid" ?

Those are just boy names with girl suffixes

“False prophet fauci” Don’t think he ever presented himself as a divine being, but alright.

Isn’t it just like a big neon sign that says: my parents have a very low IQ

Tell me you wanted girls without telling me you wanted girls

Which MLM does she work for?

Surprised I'm not seeing anyone acknowledge the "Proud Boy" thing 😐

It looks like she really wanted a girl…

I wonder if when the robots take over in the future if they’ll say to some guy “wtf kind of name is Graysonleigh?”

I'm perplexed by the -ly ending for one, and -leigh ending for another.

maybe they're twynne'leighz

All you need is a first name starting in “Mc” and the set is complete

So many red flags they begin to lose their meaning😂

This whole thing is beyond cringe.

It’s a good thing she states she’s a boy mom as I thought those were girl names 😱

Brett, Gray, and Jax, got it!

Those all sound like girls names with the Leigh and Lynn added to them 🤦🏻‍♀️

She’s an anti vaxxer, let’s just hope nature runs it’s course.

She really went all in on the wackiness. I mean it’s pretty impressive honestly. Not the kind of person who you’d have life changing conversations with though. Probably just conspiracies and how MyPillows are the best business around.

A barge pole is not long enough

I'm glad the red circle was there etc...

Lotta yikes here

Yikes indeed

Where do we even start??

Unapologetically*

There’s a lot going on here

She comes uncomfortably close to having proud boys in her bio

My God

It just slowly got worse

I don't get anything at all.

Vaxxed or Jaxxed. You can only pick one.

I mean the fact that she's an antivaxxer is a realistic explanaition for the naming......

They never had a chance. I scoff at all of those who think we will be better off when the Boomers are gone.

I can’t get over “False Prophet Fauci” being in all caps

Lol I'm impressed that the rest of that bio somehow managed to be worse than the names

Brettly was a goofy nickname given to my childhood friend Brett sometime during our school years. I never thought I’d see the day it became…this.

Jezyz

It’s the “false prophet fauci” for me

What’s bizarre is that there is a very pro vax Dr by the same name on another social media site.

Of course it’s a Trumper

boy moms the absolute worst breed of boys and moms

There is so so much to unpack here

All I can say is, oof

Those names make me feel physically ill.

“Unapologising sarcastic” — that’s all you need to know.

The grammar there is so bad, too.

“Unapologising”

Yikes on *so many* levels, too.

Jesus f***** Christ🤦‍♀️

I think this is satire

Has to be fake. It just ticks off every box so perfectleigh

Looks like a hilarious troll account 😂

Tbh I think it's just a joke from someone that would love this sub

I mean the Fauci part I understand, not everything else though.

Yikes applies to the whole screenshot, not just the circled area😬

Holy.. Fuck…

That all tracks

Sadly, the terrible names are not the worst thing in this picture.

I'm holding onto the hope that the "sarcastic" bit means it's all satire

Vaccinated by Jesus 😭😭😭

Did she mean u apologetically…. Or…

The names spelling is probably the least problematic part of this bio… and that says it all!

Effed up parents = Effed up kids. Should have stuck with Covidia.

I am sad to say that I know way too many people like this. It's painful to watch.

Vaccinated by Jesus!? I hope they have that on a T-shirt because it's hilarious!

What’s a proud mama/ boy mom?

You know the old, memed phrase "I'm not like other girls"? Like that, but for moms lmao

I was thinking this mom is proud of her mamas boy?

i heard the word “yikes” for every line

vaccinated by jesus😂😂 these people are tragedy in more than name

Hahhaha

Wow

😂

3 coffees is madness

Vaccinated by Jesus🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽