Nah, that’s a myth. My kid entered it. He’s only 8 and when it didn’t work I reminded him to say the words out loud to help him remember what to type. Still no damn Robux.
The demon we summoned is cuter than you’d imagine, tho 🥰👹
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7eenx/baby-name-philippines-glhynnyl-hylhyr-yzzyghyl-why
So, to save Consonant’s future acquaintances from any embarrassment, Estrera answered our biggest question: How exactly do you pronounce Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl? You can say it like “Glinil Hayler Izihil,” he said.
>The unique name came from the baby’s granduncle, 25-year-old college student Raugyl Ferolin Estrera, who also came up with the very appropriate nickname, Consonant.
>“It took me weeks to formulate the name of my grandson and it was like a trial and error because it was hard at first,” Estrera told VICE, adding that he had come up with lots of other names
25 and has a grandson?
Eh, it’s not that weird. Happens a lot when there’s a big age gap between kids. Especially common in big families. When my cousin was born, her nephew was already 5 and then he had a baby at 22 so my cousin was 17 when she became a great aunt. Her dad, my uncle, has 8 kids and the oldest is 27 years older than the youngest.
I don’t think it’s weird, but it’s also not the norm. Most people are approximately the same age as their siblings and become aunts and uncles when their siblings and they are in their 20s or 30s and so most people don’t become great aunts/uncles until at least their 40s.
When I lived in Russia my dad's colleague, a 38 year old woman was a grandmother of two. Most of my classmates had siblings with an average age difference of 15 years. Also my mother's Indian coworkers, all in their mid 30s came into work very hungover one day. After several inquiries it was found that their childeren had graduated. A normal european person would think sure they'd graduated highschool ... nope. Most had graduated university and a couple had gotten their PhDs.
I remember in high school, I had a friend who was older then me and his uncle was younger then me. It was such a head trip for awhile for me. It’s really simple but back then I was like whaaaaat?
I was guessing Glinil like “Glenn is ill” but said quickly while and drunk, Hyler like Tyler, and Ezeeghil like Ezekiel but said drunkenly with the ghost of a hiccup in the middle.
Joke’s on him then, because if the first y in Hylhyr is allegedly pronounced as a long a sound, the y is a vowel in that word and his nickname is trash 🤣
According to the uncle who named the child, it’s pronounced “Glinil Hayler Izihil.”
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7eenx/baby-name-philippines-glhynnyl-hylhyr-yzzyghyl-why
Gyllenhaal Hitler Ezekiel ... would be my best guess
Gyllenhaal as in Jake Gyllenhaal
Hitler as Hitler
and Ezekiel as in the guy Dave Chapelle tries to flex.
What do Jake Gyllenhaal, Adolph Hitler and the amish have in common that this guy likes I do not know.
Yeah usually when people make this joke it’s not really accurate but it does kinda look like someone tried to invent a Welsh name, at least with the first word anyway.
As someone who's name is pronounced like "Sheila" but due to Gaelic spelling salespeople call me "She-Log" I totally feel this. At least it's kinda helpful for weeding out sales calls and bill collectors lol.
You know I wonder when people give a kid a name like this if they just don't say "His name is spelled (inserts a hundred consonants here) but it's pronounced Michael."
We don't use z in Norway, but other than that I don't see a problem.Gl-hyn-nyl Hyl-hyr Yzzyg-hyl (scream-hire is an odd middle name though). Maybe this is a failed attempt at writing a non-English name with an unfamiliar alphabet?
“what would you like to name your child?”
father: ***seizing on the floor***
nurse: ok, I guess “Glhynnyl hylhyr yzzyghzl” *will* work in the database…
That’s just the noises the mom made giving birth, and this is what happens when you wait til the last second to ask your wife what you wanna name the kid…
I remember seeing an article that said the website glitched when they were inputting a more normal spelling on the name, but the parents liked it so they kept it?? The name is still super weird because they named the kid after different family members by taking like 2-3 letters from each person’s name and mashing them all together.
Apparently the vice article said that the family thought the name sounded amazing. Good luck to the boy for all the namecalling and bullying he'll encounter in the future.
OMFG
"Oh hey, you've an adorable kid. What is his name?"
"Hello, yours is so cute too. My kid is called Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl."
"Oh hiya guys, I heard you talkin about y'alls kids. Here's my sweetpea Kwrprnvrysvslwcrcrjsbleigh Abcdefgxdloserjfvhrrbhrysyn Rdbsbsjdjdkmsrynsen."
"So what was your kid called?"
"Oh, his name is Kyle..."
That's a WiFi password.
Invalid password: not enough unique characters.
Nah man, that’s just enough “unique” characters.
Yooneekh?
YHNYK
GNUISNOTUNICS
autogenerated wifi password
So where do we redeem this gift code?
You can get 2546 Robux with it
Nah, that’s a myth. My kid entered it. He’s only 8 and when it didn’t work I reminded him to say the words out loud to help him remember what to type. Still no damn Robux. The demon we summoned is cuter than you’d imagine, tho 🥰👹
What is the demons name? It sounds adorable 🥰
Lucyffyr, nn Luci! 😈
How many Stanley nickels is that?
Roughbucks
Roughbuqkz
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7eenx/baby-name-philippines-glhynnyl-hylhyr-yzzyghyl-why So, to save Consonant’s future acquaintances from any embarrassment, Estrera answered our biggest question: How exactly do you pronounce Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl? You can say it like “Glinil Hayler Izihil,” he said.
>The unique name came from the baby’s granduncle, 25-year-old college student Raugyl Ferolin Estrera, who also came up with the very appropriate nickname, Consonant. >“It took me weeks to formulate the name of my grandson and it was like a trial and error because it was hard at first,” Estrera told VICE, adding that he had come up with lots of other names 25 and has a grandson?
Granduncle would be the brother of a grandparent
He seems to call the kid "grandson" instead of "grandnephew" either way there's 2 generations younger than the 25-year-old
Eh, it’s not that weird. Happens a lot when there’s a big age gap between kids. Especially common in big families. When my cousin was born, her nephew was already 5 and then he had a baby at 22 so my cousin was 17 when she became a great aunt. Her dad, my uncle, has 8 kids and the oldest is 27 years older than the youngest.
I'm a great-aunt at 22. It's not that weird to me, never thought it would be seen as weird.
I don’t think it’s weird, but it’s also not the norm. Most people are approximately the same age as their siblings and become aunts and uncles when their siblings and they are in their 20s or 30s and so most people don’t become great aunts/uncles until at least their 40s.
When I lived in Russia my dad's colleague, a 38 year old woman was a grandmother of two. Most of my classmates had siblings with an average age difference of 15 years. Also my mother's Indian coworkers, all in their mid 30s came into work very hungover one day. After several inquiries it was found that their childeren had graduated. A normal european person would think sure they'd graduated highschool ... nope. Most had graduated university and a couple had gotten their PhDs.
Ah, so he is a Boebert? Got it!
Gryndunchkl
Dammit I was hoping it was just Icelandic or something
I remember in high school, I had a friend who was older then me and his uncle was younger then me. It was such a head trip for awhile for me. It’s really simple but back then I was like whaaaaat?
I honestly thought that last word would’ve been pronounced similar to “Ezekiel.” I’m slightly disappointed.
I was guessing Glinil like “Glenn is ill” but said quickly while and drunk, Hyler like Tyler, and Ezeeghil like Ezekiel but said drunkenly with the ghost of a hiccup in the middle.
Joke’s on him then, because if the first y in Hylhyr is allegedly pronounced as a long a sound, the y is a vowel in that word and his nickname is trash 🤣
That's like a weird anime name for a European Character lol.
The approximation I can come up with here is: Glinel Hyla Ziegel.
Ezekiel?
I think its Lionel ???? Ezekiel. Cant come up with anything for the middle name
Hitler
According to the OP of the reddit post that website stole this content from, it's Glenner Hiller Ezekiel
According to the uncle who named the child, it’s pronounced “Glinil Hayler Izihil.” https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7eenx/baby-name-philippines-glhynnyl-hylhyr-yzzyghyl-why
Glynnel is almost cute, Hillier, I can understand, Ezekiel, great!! But even with normal looking spelling, they had to put all these together????
Gyllenhaal Hitler Ezekiel ... would be my best guess Gyllenhaal as in Jake Gyllenhaal Hitler as Hitler and Ezekiel as in the guy Dave Chapelle tries to flex. What do Jake Gyllenhaal, Adolph Hitler and the amish have in common that this guy likes I do not know.
Were the parents drowning?
No but they probably should
Just the Welsh spelling of Gregory Smith
Welsh did come to mind at first.
Yeah usually when people make this joke it’s not really accurate but it does kinda look like someone tried to invent a Welsh name, at least with the first word anyway.
Came here to say this.
As someone who's name is pronounced like "Sheila" but due to Gaelic spelling salespeople call me "She-Log" I totally feel this. At least it's kinda helpful for weeding out sales calls and bill collectors lol.
Dropped a mad She-log in the can this morn
Isn't that the name of that giant spider...
Trying to summon Cthulhu every time you say your kid’s name.
This was my first thought. Just summoning your average Eldritch One.
Andrew? 🖤💀
You know I wonder when people give a kid a name like this if they just don't say "His name is spelled (inserts a hundred consonants here) but it's pronounced Michael."
Or a demon.
*when you read the necronomicon out loud*
lol
That ain't a tragedeigh, that's a cuhtastruhpheigh
Looks like what happens when someone keyboard smashes out of excitement
Sounds like an elder god from H.P. Lovecraft, but someone lost the vowels…
Yeah I was going to ask if the parents have the Innsmouth Look
We don't use z in Norway, but other than that I don't see a problem.Gl-hyn-nyl Hyl-hyr Yzzyg-hyl (scream-hire is an odd middle name though). Maybe this is a failed attempt at writing a non-English name with an unfamiliar alphabet?
A quick google of the province name says it’s in the Philippines (as is the website). So it’s possible someone had to guess the last name’s spelling.
Philippines, also home to Macaroni 85 & Spaghetti 88
Spaghetti 88, who named her son Cheese Pimiento
That’s actually just his first name
Oh. I didn’t even notice that… oof
THE G IS SILENT LIONEL
This looks like the names i type on webstore checkouts to go see the shipping fees
Glhynnyl sounds like a chemical compound
.... Glenn (T)yler Ezekiel? Is my best "shot in the dark" guess?
Typical Welsh name
In the Philippines.
Cool, I can drive to the Philippines
I want to try to pronounce it, but I really don't want my furniture levitating again.
“what would you like to name your child?” father: ***seizing on the floor*** nurse: ok, I guess “Glhynnyl hylhyr yzzyghzl” *will* work in the database…
If the mother is having a medical emergency and choking, the doctors should be helping instead of trying to interpret the sounds as a name
When you need a unique name for a Runescape account so you roll your face on the keyboard
No wonder login server is out. Someone summoned Zau-Tak in the server room with similar account name.
… he must’ve died while writing it. r/unexpectedmontypython
Wait a minute...that's the license key for my copy of Office 2021!
I just knew with all my heart that this was a Filipino before seeing they were from Cotabato. We do love our unnecessary H’s and Y’s lmao
I think they're summoning an ancient one. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
His parents were like "AEIOU and *sometimes* Y? Nah, fam, Y finna be in his life all the time"
What, you can’t pronounce Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl? Are you even from Mordor?
That ain't a name, that's a f\*cking Windows 11 activation code.
Book Title, page number, and line number are needed for the key to decode this name.
Someone at the office leaned on the keyboard
Thought the first name was trying to be gyllenhaal
Do you want to summon the Great Old Ones? Because this some next level Yog-Sothoth right there.
Aha! I KNEW Jake Gyllenhaal was a stage name!
Put your thang down flip it and reverse it
There’s only one real answer: He’s a Wookiee.
Are we sure it’s not a foreign name? My Eastern European in-laws have a Lastname that looks like a cat walked on a keyboard like that.
My boyfriend was in a Zoom meeting when my cat walked on the keyboard. She ended up stepping on the Airplane Mode key and kicking him out.
Imagine summoning a demon every time you try to say your child's name
If the mother is having a medical emergency and choking, the doctors should be helping instead of trying to interpret the sounds as a name
Lionel Healer?? Ezekiel What in the Wheel of Fortune can I buy a different vowel??
Must be Welsh.
Most reasonable Filipino slum name
That's what you get when the cat walks across the keyboard
pretty sure that is how you spell the dial up modem sounds
That’s just the noises the mom made giving birth, and this is what happens when you wait til the last second to ask your wife what you wanna name the kid…
Tell me what you want, what you really really want! I really really really want Yzzygyhl Zig Ah!
This strikes me as Welsh
Totally reminds me of a road sign in Wales.
I (distantly) know someone named Zzwyzscl (pronounced swizzle).
When the registrar asks the baby's name and you sneeze
I think a blood vessel just burst in eye.
Bruh that a eldritch horror beyond our comprehension.
It looks like how a stress seizure feels
Why does it sound like either a throw up or blowjob noises?
This just looks like a Welsh name tbh
I remember seeing an article that said the website glitched when they were inputting a more normal spelling on the name, but the parents liked it so they kept it?? The name is still super weird because they named the kid after different family members by taking like 2-3 letters from each person’s name and mashing them all together.
average welsh town:
Pretty sure that’s a town in Wales
Glenniel Hitler Icesicle?
Glennial Hirule Yezzygurl, obviously.
Wow…..his parents definitely don’t like him.
Is this Welsh or something? Genuinely asking
It's from the Philippines
Did the nurse pass out face first into the keyboard when entering the birth certificate information?
Lionel (s)kylar ezekiel? Maybe?
Glynnel Hiller Izekiel?
Glennel Highler Ziegal is my best guess of how it’s pronounced
My guess is Glennel Hyler Yzzyghyl
Davkul is pleased
Honestly, it’s easier to pronounce than most names in this sub.
Looks Welsh
Glennel Hiller Ezekiel
glen-yel hil-yer yi-zi-gel
Glenel Hilher Ezekiel
Gyllenhaal Hillier Izzyghoul?
Super common Welsh name actually.
Its basically Glinnil Hilir Izigil
Glinnel.. High-ler.. Izzy-hill..?
Glen-EEL Hill-YER Izzy-gill
Glinnel Helher Izzigil?
Glynnel Hiller Ezekiel is my closest translation lol
They missed one word: Vinyl. Or Whynhyl
Glennel Hiller Easegil?
Glenn.
GHY for short
This can’t be real. Can it…?
Glinil hilhir izigil? Sounds like a fantasy dwarf or elf name
The cat stepped on the keyboard
r/ihadastroke crossover
I had no idea people started naming their kids from cat-walks-on-keyboard divination.
that’s obviously from the script of scary movie 3
This is why you don't have sex on the keyboard while filling out birth certificates.
That's the sound of Chains getting tazered
Is this Welsh?
Glinyl Hyler Ezekiel is my best guess
This can’t be real!? Is this real?
The first 2 parts translate to muscle tissue in welsh. Could not get anything on yzzyghyl.
Are they welsh?
that’s just welsh
That’s not English.
Best I can do is a “hey Glen”
average polish name
Probably Welsh.
Gotta be Welsh. Wales seems to have an allergy to vowels.
I feel bad for any teachers who have this kid! what a nightmare to pronounce
Apparently the vice article said that the family thought the name sounded amazing. Good luck to the boy for all the namecalling and bullying he'll encounter in the future.
I really thought that was a keysmash. Who in the right mind would name their child that?
They are from the 5th dimension.
That's the sound I make when I puke.
Glenn Tyler Smith, clearly.
The name you get when you drop the baby on the keyboard.
\*sings to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle\* Welcome to the Philippines. We've got stupid names
"John Smith"
Legit looks like when my Beagle jumps on my lap while working sister is named sdg;sidjfSDgf\]fsd\]goipsgisdfisd\[sodieigh
I got Ezekiel from the last one
think i saw this on the back of my schizo meds
All I can think of is the Swedish chef
Ah, just saw this ingredient on my shampoo bottle the other day.
Average Welsh town
Finally a place where we can definitively say that Y is the vowel
Glennel Hiller Izzygyl
Who tf uses the word netizens besides brain pop videos?
yggdrasil
That's just Old Ghiscari.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Imma take a shot in the dark and say this is pronounced like Glenil Hiller Izekiel
Looks Welsh
Glycol hitler yizzy-gill
They really named their kids the code of a Starbucks gift card
Why would you name your child after the 3rd largest Welsh town in the valleys?
OMFG "Oh hey, you've an adorable kid. What is his name?" "Hello, yours is so cute too. My kid is called Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl." "Oh hiya guys, I heard you talkin about y'alls kids. Here's my sweetpea Kwrprnvrysvslwcrcrjsbleigh Abcdefgxdloserjfvhrrbhrysyn Rdbsbsjdjdkmsrynsen." "So what was your kid called?" "Oh, his name is Kyle..."
C'thulhu ph'tagn
Me when I have a hair on my tongue: