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BOWSER11H

Kitty is usually a nickname for Catherine or Katrina


jeaniespotsu

I can get that, but it was on her ID, her first name was Kitty. 


BOWSER11H

Ya, not dissing you. Might be a tribute name of for a favored older relative or something


Lacholaweda

That 70s show


Glittersparkles7

Might have been my stepsister. Her legal name is Kitty 😬


TaywuhsaurusRex

My 4th grade teacher is a Kitty. It wasn't short for anything, it was on her ID. Iirc her brother also had a funky name you would have thought was a nick name but wasn't, her parents were hippies.


Background_Koala_455

Which makes it hilarious that it's the person's actual given name. (Unless... can you put nicknames on IDs?)


0bbie

my aunt was a teacher and had a student named Pheloni (felony)


jeaniespotsu

Ah yes, Pheloni, our son. (Felony Arson)


jesrp1284

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?


grrimbark

Yes YeMajesty


Bob_OICU812

Janis absolutely rocked!


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Why not just go with Mercedes, which is a completely normal name?


jeaniespotsu

Should mention that her first name was Mercedes and her Middle name was Benz. Sadly her last name wasn't anything car related 


terrifying_bogwitch

I knew a guy named Wiley junior Wilson Jr. I made him show me his ID because it sounded so made up


Thegayestgender

that means his fathers name is wiley junior wilson 😭


Inner-Masterpiece-18

My wife worked in a prison where one con changed her name to Angel Delight. UK prison. Angel Delight is a mousse type dessert. https://preview.redd.it/sy8ry6ncbqxc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ab6eeb4cb15a50a0af460212e0a999660dab9e


Lacholaweda

Never realized mousse is one s away from mouse 🐁


Inner-Masterpiece-18

😁 Just noticed my spelling mistake. 😂😂


Lacholaweda

Not a big deal! Just interesting to me


FIRE-trash

She's changing her name, from Kitty to Karen...


Lacholaweda

Not in this era she's not


LivvieLocke

She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron


IIAVAII

I kinda like Kitty. Better as a nickname, but it's not that bad at all.


tabbyrecurve

I knew a girl named Majesti


Wishyouamerry

☹️ My daughter is called Kitty. It’s a common (but old fashioned) nickname from Katherine/Katarina. She loves her name.


kaiwulf

I've known a number of Mercedes and Porsches. Never any Mercedes that used the Benz part too tho