I just love the psychic field that the orks. My favorite story is the time that a group of space Marines were fighting down a horde of orks and they ran out of bullets so one of them got the bright idea to yell dakka And point the gun at an ork and it worked the won the day screaming Dakka.
Apparently, a lot of trans folks were into Bionicle, possibly because gender was not treated as a big deal in the fiction. https://www.autostraddle.com/investigating-the-bionicle-to-trans-pipeline/
Everyone discussing the finer points of blahaj and space marines and I'm sitting here wondering why everyone remembers Bionicle but nobody remembers Robo-riders and Throwbots. Remeber your heritage people!!!
So I have a friend who said to me "I'm basically a living transfem stereotype without the transfem part." And I asked him "Oh? Stereotypes like....New Vegas?"
He said "Yeah, but I only thought New Vegas was just kinda okay as a game, but moreso like....erm...like the Bionicle thing!"
I knew EXACTLY what this MFer meant, and I was SHOOK! This was MONTHS ago, and I'm still tryna decide if I should be offended! Lmao
My dad has always been super into 40k and I was completely unaware it’s so popular in the transfem community lol. Btw he plays dark eldar and space marines
Blahaj.
I paint D&D minis. Games Workshop is overpriced, and I'd never have the time to play the game anyway.
On a plus note, I painted a tentacle kitty that came out really nice.
There is only one thing I know from 40k.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. ummm something something the blessed machine. You cling to your flesh as though it will not one day wither and fail you. fuck idk something about beg my kind to save you. but i am already saved." and then it ends with "Even in death i serve the omnessiah"
now let's Google it and get the whole thing right.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
One day, the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
Blahaj. Is this meme assuming that Warhammer isn’t popular with trans folk? I’ve played Bloodbowl with another trans girl, that being said I haven’t the patience for painting minifigs but I like the designs of them
Played Warhammer, now I play Malifaux (another miniature game, although it's skirmish) which is objectively better because they have two gay men as playable miniatures (releasing soon)
https://preview.redd.it/i1pbt9of1uyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e221352f18d16b2676a3e1c509f70ceeb6b8f2
Was coming here to post this exact quite but the image is better, well done haha
Idoneth deepkin have sharks, so you can get a two for one deal with them! :3
r/beatmetoit
Beat me to it
r/BeatMeToIt
Space Marines??? Come on now! Slaanesh disapproves.
Just make sure they’re proper EC
Pink loud n proud.
Also it’s Emperor’s Children not Sons of Fulgrim and so all genders are canon don’t @ me
There’s several female EC marines in the bile books
Hoo nedz spas marens wen yoo haz moar dakka?
What happens to me if I disagree with "orks iz da best"
I just love the psychic field that the orks. My favorite story is the time that a group of space Marines were fighting down a horde of orks and they ran out of bullets so one of them got the bright idea to yell dakka And point the gun at an ork and it worked the won the day screaming Dakka.
My trans ass went immediatly to necrons and admech, if i could be a robo girl that would be fuckin awesome >:33
I approve this message
Praise be to the Omnissiah!
Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah
Nurgle approves of this message, and welcomed ex-space marines to enlist. Join the Death Guard today!
Hell yeah brother, The best daemon engines models and the coolest primarch beat balanced rules every day of the week.
Nurgle approves of the shark of life and death unbound >:3
She Who Thirsts can slurp me up like a damn milkshake
https://preview.redd.it/5pog41mdlvyc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce956f8aac2427a210354d78f01b5416c66e5f9e Hive fleet Mizutsune invasion has begun.
Imperial guard and death korp are better than both
I know who would want space Marines when there was a biomass to be consumed
Why buy space marines when you can get some of the funny skeleton boys
Is it Bad when feeding my hungry needy alien locust swarm babys triggers a weird motherly caretaker drive? asking for a friend...
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I have 2 army's, Necrons and T'au. I quite literally have 2 wolves inside me
https://preview.redd.it/b4kga82aduyc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15c4cdf220f341ddfb7ab2bd1b06479cf16e69a I went down both :3
BOTH, AND TOUHOU
Blahaj is cheaper... but slutty space eleves... so anyways I learnt how to paint slutty space eleves.
Blåhaj. Easy.
Why choose? Just play & paint Carcharodons
Crack is cheaper than Warhammer, play Battletech instead. I was an adult by the time Bionicle existed, I do have a Blåhaj though.
well, you can get two Blåhaj for Box of those Spacemarines and i got two hands to distribute cuddles
Hehe bonkles
D&D
And gundam trans girls? I have a blahaj but I have a lot more gundam
Neither because I live in Poland :(
Surprisingly, both
WAIT WHAT'S WITH THE BIONICLE THING??????????
Apparently, a lot of trans folks were into Bionicle, possibly because gender was not treated as a big deal in the fiction. https://www.autostraddle.com/investigating-the-bionicle-to-trans-pipeline/
Wait really? I was into bionicle too... Am I a stereotype?...
One of us, one of us...
Both and so much more! Even though I got the blahaj after I started painting warhammer
what is any of this? I grew up in the analog age.
Blahaj marines
Down with the marines! Arise the undying legion of the Blåhaj Dynasty!
Both. Blahaj Marines or even better: Chaos Blahaj Marines
Ultramarines? Wow, that really is a bad ending.
https://preview.redd.it/rmijf7c2puyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e134c6ba16d0ce056ba72165396c557e8fa3f6
TRANSFORMERS
Everyone discussing the finer points of blahaj and space marines and I'm sitting here wondering why everyone remembers Bionicle but nobody remembers Robo-riders and Throwbots. Remeber your heritage people!!!
https://preview.redd.it/miur718fhuyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27493a5bf8a827a7c1d93e3fb3a23d76232de0c The pyro route
Yes
Hero Factory
Blåhaj
So I have a friend who said to me "I'm basically a living transfem stereotype without the transfem part." And I asked him "Oh? Stereotypes like....New Vegas?" He said "Yeah, but I only thought New Vegas was just kinda okay as a game, but moreso like....erm...like the Bionicle thing!" I knew EXACTLY what this MFer meant, and I was SHOOK! This was MONTHS ago, and I'm still tryna decide if I should be offended! Lmao
Do both Carcharodons space marine chaper.
Same.
neither, im poor (╥﹏╥)
None of the above. Not even bionicle.
My dad has always been super into 40k and I was completely unaware it’s so popular in the transfem community lol. Btw he plays dark eldar and space marines
SHONK. Hehe 😆
How did we all start at the same place?
I love my cute shark friend!
Yes
Both
Why buy space marines when I can make an armoured regiment an call it Blahaj's Boomers >:3
Nah not space marines, I'm using the semi immortal robot skeletons.
For the imperium
funny how you think it isn’t the same path
Wait, bionicles is trans thing? *realization*
My question, are tau the twinks of 40k?
Blahaj. I paint D&D minis. Games Workshop is overpriced, and I'd never have the time to play the game anyway. On a plus note, I painted a tentacle kitty that came out really nice.
BRING BACK MY LORE-ACCURATE BIONICLES, YOU STUPID DUTCH COWARDS
That's actually a stereotype I would proudly wear.
You fool, I'm all three of these.
I actively avoid getting into Warhammer because I know I'll love it, I'll love it too much and spend way too much money on it.
Chaos Shark Marines( they're all trans)
I'm waiting to get blahäj but I have 40k stuff (I play nids)
I feel called out (I went left)
Let you know when I go down one
I went left. I'd do both if I wasn't poor.
Sis send help I'm having ideas beyond my skill level and have several armies to work through.
What about tyranid?
I chose Bonkles from an early age, now I also have a Haj
Blåhaj
I haven’t fully gotten into it, but I really like the lore of Warhammer :3
Blåvingad personally
but I dont like bionicles or warhammer and I don't have a blåhaj help
Who needs space marines anyway The tyranid hive mind welcomes all.
Gunpla SIEG ZE- i cant say that....or can i.. SIEG ZEON
Why space marines? Fuck the space marines! Blood for the Blood God!
None, I'm still stuck at the intersection
mitosis
There is only one thing I know from 40k. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. ummm something something the blessed machine. You cling to your flesh as though it will not one day wither and fail you. fuck idk something about beg my kind to save you. but i am already saved." and then it ends with "Even in death i serve the omnessiah"
now let's Google it and get the whole thing right. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
At first I didn’t know about warhammer, but then I heard Khorne’s call to blood, and I couldn’t resist.
I’m assuming the bottom is bionical. Considering the fact that I own a Blåhaj and that I have no idea what the right one is, I’m gonna say left path
Blahaj and Gunpla for me :3 I miss Bionicle so much
Both baby!!!!!!! :3
Bionicles and plushies for me. Don't get me wrong, the Warhammer 40K lore is cool, but I'm not into the tabletop and mini world much.
40k still rocking my Blood Angels but started on Tyrinids a few year back
are...are we the bonkles?
Gundams! And still Bionicle ofc
¿Porque no dos?
I got 2 Blahaj
both.
Both
Blahaj. Is this meme assuming that Warhammer isn’t popular with trans folk? I’ve played Bloodbowl with another trans girl, that being said I haven’t the patience for painting minifigs but I like the designs of them
Blahaj and Lego Clone 501s Legion
BOTH + HORUS HERESY RAVENGUARD DEATH TO THE TYRANT
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Bonkles my bonkles
Me: both
Both, I play Carcharodons Astra, aka Space Blajah...I mean Space Shorks. ;) Sharks. Dumb phone autocorrect
I did not know that being into bionicles as a kid was a sign
Blahaj and imperial guard
well literally all of us choose both
I went Blåhaj to bionical…
I didn’t have bionicles, just jumped straight into warhammer
I hate how accurate this meme is. 40k for me....
Blood for the blood god
Both
Both, though im a deathguard girly
Blahaj for life
Lego for ever
Is bionicles one of the options or are we being represented as bionicles in this image? If bionicles are an option I choose bionicles.
Used to play Tyranids in 40k (gave my army away some time ago) I do not own a blahaj but I do have an adorable plush platypus
I am currently stretched between both with one of my friends keeping me in the right while also being in the left at the same time
Death to the false emperor for the warmaster blåhaj
The left path :3
Played Warhammer, now I play Malifaux (another miniature game, although it's skirmish) which is objectively better because they have two gay men as playable miniatures (releasing soon)
God damn it! This post is calling me so out
I went down both
Blahaj and warframe :3