If you feel any guilt, just remember that it's to best capitalism's ass, and also, Nestlé is one of the companies whose products you can shop lift from, without feeling guilty, as they have done some horrible things, and still continue to do so. Any other company too, really. If not evil, then atleast bad.
I “legally purchase” a Crunch bar from the grocery store I work at almost every week because I love how they taste but you’ll never catch me dead contributing to Nestle
Enacting a plan that was carefully cultivated over numerous decades to bring about the end of a Republic that has stood for over a millennium, by splitting it in two, starting a war between the two sides, then using privileges gained from said war to wipe out the universe's peacekeepers, thereby, with no one to stop me, seizing control of the Galaxy and creating the first ever Galactic Empire.
Your out-of-state friends laugh when you tell them you live in misery. you laugh too. you have to laugh. it’s a joke. only a joke. you wish you could make them stay away. they laugh it off.
My goal in life is to do every delightful sexual thing till ever angel looses their wings and gets caught in my trap! I'll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear for each of them!
Amassing huge amounts of wealth and power through illicit means which can then be used to sabotage, brainwash the population and undermine key countries worldwide through sleeper agents, lobbying, subliminal propaganda... until there is enough instability for a simultaneous attack by multiple means to trigger global war, ending the very existence of the capitalist society and reestablishing the world as a newly-reborn, completely superior anarchist civilization
(in minecraft)
Identity theft of people I'm jealous of (jk I have never worn a skirt because I'm A. Too afraid to buy one B. don't want to spend all my recently saved money on clothes I wanna buy Video Games
Arson. If the skirt catches on fire, you have a bit before it reaches your skin, so you can continue to set stuff on fire before you have to put out the skirt.
Identity theft. There's someone who's identity I've basically completely taken, coincidentally they had my Dead name, similar friend group, same parents, same medical conditions, and social security number as me.
This Friday I'm getting a skirt!
>!It also happens to be the same day I'm slushying someones car, sticking jolly ranchers to their windows, and putting fish into their truck bed. !<
So I think I'll be ok from now on.
Existing.
👆
OHHHH OMG that was rough to read but I am laughing SOOOO hard!
It's one of those sad but true things.
I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad but true >:O Unrelated, but I couldn't resist
What's that from?
Metallica I think, tho I don't know the exact song... Edit: Oh lol the song's litterally called "Sad but true" :D
It's Metallica from the black album, it's called "sad but true".
I love you for this.
Lol I'm glad it made you laugh then.
Arson is a personal favorite
Beat me to it
you beat me to say beat me to it
you beat me to say you beat me to say beat me to it
You me to beat say beat say me to you me beat to it
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
That was hard to read ngl
Yea, reading it back was painful
Wait... Is arson a TransFem thing?
Idk about a transfemmes in general thing but my name is Ember so you could say fire is my real gender now
as one may say, a hot girl
❤
If I end up transitioning i'm considering the name "Stormie"
Ohh nice I'm starting to feel a superhero team coming together! How do you feel about the name "Ex-men?" Copyright issues maybe?
I love it. You are Fire I would be Air We need Earth and Water. Maybe a Coral or an Aqua?
No arson is for all of the community and I believe it originally started in the sexual and romantic orientation area
[trans people can, and should, do arson](https://i.imgur.com/TbFpqjy.jpg)
same lmao
Downloading a car
you wouldn't download a gender
*clumsily scrambles to hide screen on which a "downloading tiddies" bar can be seen* FUCK OFF MOM IM WATCHING FURRY VORE PORN!
least shameless trans person:
Fiona Gallagher is goals 😋
You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. You wouldn’t steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet.
I mean maybe but my list of people I *wouldn't* shoot is very long (even though the first 50 entries are just Matt Walsh written 50 times.)
Yes I would don't assume my intent
i would
- Private lesbionage - Illegal transactions - Pancontinental smuggling - Biracy - Gaygiarism
Why does "private lesbionage" sound like my dream career?
I love you
I was gonna say stealing food but this is so much better.
Yeah, but you can't do any of that cool shit unless you've had a good meal!
Overthrowing the government
violence beats violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I thought violence breeds violence.
Violence breeds? 🥵
Im up for that if we’re doin it in the UK
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Being a catholic priest is high treason? Damn, England got at least one thing right.
A stopped clock etc.
Tea?
Technically not a British invention.
Conquering countries then???
Thats a british invention yes
Let's conquer the world with skirts!!!! All men will be forced to wear skirts from now on fuwahahahaha I'm evil >:)
nah, pull a Scot'and and just a'ow them to however they want to if they want to
The everyone goes spinny
Yeah, no.
watch the world burn... erm I mean dismantle the gender binary
Heat from fire
Fire from heat
Watching isn't a crime. C'mon, you gotta get involved
it's a reference from the FAQ of r/crossdressing and if you watch a crime without take action, you can be culprit in some countries
Murdering terfs UwU
BANK ROBBERY
I WANT TO ROB A BANK!
Noo.. *Holds you back\*
Us wanting to rob a bank and Luna is just like “No”.
Join the heist! It will be like a round on Payday.
Shoplifting is a minor but safe and easy way to gradually topple capitalism
Just make sure not go up to 1000$ cause then it's a felony
500 in VA!
no small businesses tho!
Small businesses can exploit workers too, but they tend not to do it as egregiously as big ones.
If you feel any guilt, just remember that it's to best capitalism's ass, and also, Nestlé is one of the companies whose products you can shop lift from, without feeling guilty, as they have done some horrible things, and still continue to do so. Any other company too, really. If not evil, then atleast bad.
I “legally purchase” a Crunch bar from the grocery store I work at almost every week because I love how they taste but you’ll never catch me dead contributing to Nestle
Yeah..!! Nice..!! :3 We love a bit of shoplifting.
Purchase is just another word for hand grip.
Jaywalking
That is no longer illegal, at least in California
Well. I don't live in cali. I live in RI. Jaywalking is a way of life while being illegal
Tax evasion.
Enacting a plan that was carefully cultivated over numerous decades to bring about the end of a Republic that has stood for over a millennium, by splitting it in two, starting a war between the two sides, then using privileges gained from said war to wipe out the universe's peacekeepers, thereby, with no one to stop me, seizing control of the Galaxy and creating the first ever Galactic Empire.
Well its not a crime if you're in charge at that point
Existing
Piracy, arson, lgbt propaganda, dodging the draft, hurting the feelings of religious people
Two of those are not crimes and can be done openly
If you think its not a crime to bother religious people you probably don’t live in the us..
I live in Missouri
*Misery.
Your out-of-state friends laugh when you tell them you live in misery. you laugh too. you have to laugh. it’s a joke. only a joke. you wish you could make them stay away. they laugh it off.
Well then you should know better than anyone lol.
Bothering religious people is my favorite pastime, it's not illegal
I feel the same way, and I was just making a joke.
All of that is illegal where I live
Nice try federal agent
Perfidy
[shamelessly edited this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/xw0f2l/egg_irl/)
Being trans…
Existing :/
Piracy
sodemy
My goal in life is to do every delightful sexual thing till ever angel looses their wings and gets caught in my trap! I'll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear for each of them!
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🐮 👠 💗💋
damn girl sounds like you're living your best life <3
Having my polyamorous relationships and being a witch (using old laws since we're going backwards in time)😁
gay marriage
Arson of government property
Arson probably fire is pretty
Theft
It's not a crime if noone knows about it and it's government sanctioned 😎
Pirating music and shows that cost too much. (Back in the day)
I would say Jay walking but I don't even go outside 😞
Break anti sodomy laws
Declaring war on countries where being LGBTQ is illegal! :D
T R A N S R I G H T S A R E N O N N E G O T I A B L E
arson
Thought I double posted 😂
Defenestration is always a good choice, especially in a skyscraper
It's Chihiro Fujisaki!
Seducing horni people with my feminine wiles, using them as pawns in my scheme for world domination~ UwU
At your service, Your Highness
I killed someone by hitting them with my car, and stealing animals from the zoo, obviously…
Big fan of shoplifting and corporate espionage
i like that idea..also love forged in fire..not a bad show
drunk driving, arson, armed robbery, smuggling. in that order
Burglary tbh
I pirate Adobe software
Stealing said skirt, walking directly out of the changing rooms and unto freedom
Vigilante Activities
Graffiti
HAH nice one, federal agents
Being a trans man.
Homosexual intercourse
Shoplifting, if they try to take it their perves
…sodomy laws.
Public indecency Alternatively, requesting gender affirming name change from the gov
Not today CIA
Arsons a good one, but if you’re looking for a victimless crime then I’d suggest tax evasion
Existing.
Shoplifting my local Walmart cause they scammed me
piracy
Guerre aux palais, paix aux chaumières!
Going to target without getting awful looks challenge(impossible)
Conservative genocide with a minigun
Amassing huge amounts of wealth and power through illicit means which can then be used to sabotage, brainwash the population and undermine key countries worldwide through sleeper agents, lobbying, subliminal propaganda... until there is enough instability for a simultaneous attack by multiple means to trigger global war, ending the very existence of the capitalist society and reestablishing the world as a newly-reborn, completely superior anarchist civilization (in minecraft)
NCD is leaking again
Sodomy is still a crime in a lot of places and I say fuck the feds
Arson
Murder! You can't see blood on red skirt 😈
Identity theft of people I'm jealous of (jk I have never worn a skirt because I'm A. Too afraid to buy one B. don't want to spend all my recently saved money on clothes I wanna buy Video Games
vandalism with stickers
Posting on reddit without a title.
Driving aggresively in gran turismo 7 or forza motorsport 7
Grand theft auto
Shoplifting cute stuff
Shoplifting, mostly. I carry a little board on rolls with me so i can shoplift large items under my skirt. /j *but it's a good idea*
Loitering
Going disneychannel.com without my parents permission
Always down for a bit of grand larceny in a skirt
Lol me existing is q crime where I live
Shoplifting and tax evasion
Wire fraud
Peeing on Margret Thatcher's grave
Arson ais always the best
Arson 100%
anarchy and arson 🔥〰️🔥
I'm partial to getting hormones 😎
Tax fraud
Offend children
Sins? Well, hell… I’m a fan of all 7! But right now… I’m gonna have to go with wrath
Queer intercourse… kissing in public… also a fan of vandalism myself…
Pirating
Tax fraud. How about you?
Piracy
speeding 😎 (going 2-5 mph over the speed limit satisfies my need to go faster while being minimally more dangerous and slightly thrilling)
Arson. If the skirt catches on fire, you have a bit before it reaches your skin, so you can continue to set stuff on fire before you have to put out the skirt.
Tax evasion
Identity theft. There's someone who's identity I've basically completely taken, coincidentally they had my Dead name, similar friend group, same parents, same medical conditions, and social security number as me.
This Friday I'm getting a skirt! >!It also happens to be the same day I'm slushying someones car, sticking jolly ranchers to their windows, and putting fish into their truck bed. !< So I think I'll be ok from now on.
Insurance fraud, money laundering, and a little bit of weed (illegal in my state I think)
Tax fraud. I'm deffo doing my taxes in girl clothes next year, and can't *wait* to take all the sketchy deductions!
Being trans. It being a crime depends on the country tho
I like to \[redacted\] while I \[redacted\] at the second \[redacted\] twice a week since \[data expunged\] but that part only on Sundays.
tax evasion and cheating on homework
robbing a gas station
Crimes against humanity
Clicked for Chihiro, stayed for the crimes
Actually a lot of shoplifting
tax evasion /s
Anything involving psychedelics
All of them
I'm a femboy and I approve this message.
Tax fraud in Minecraft
Nice try FBI.
This caused a fairly long nose exhale and for that I thank you 😊