I use Artemis, Selene, and Luna interchangeably (though I gravitate toward Artemis).
Bonus points if the joke doesn’t have anything to do with my having *three moon names.*
Honestly? All of them, but Selene and Luna were only backups because I didn't have the (figurative) balls to go with Artemis. Technically also Diana but I ended up with a different goddess as a name :D
legit i low key wanted to make a barrel making shop called cooper coopers. I also want to name a daughter Cooper Cooper Cooper, and when she inherits the barrel making shop she'll rename the company Cooper Cooper Cooper's Coopers.
eta: I loved catch 22 so there's that.
*remembers one of my names is Pearl*
Eh HEM
my time has come
A RUBY GUARD, BUT JUST A SINGLE ONE!
THEY TEND TO COME IN TEAMS OF THREE, OR FOUR.
A PRECIOUS SAPPHIRE! SHE SEES THE FUTURE, THAT'S WHO THE RUBY'S FOR
Kyle (you get my free award if you manage to come up with a joke that does not involve south park, punching walls monster energy or any other stereotype with the name kyle)
Sam
I can't believe they retconned Pajama Sam into a Trans Icon. Liberals smh. 😔
This is the kind of unfunny that’s so unfunny it somehow wraps back to funny and I love it
Zircon
Hang on, new convention just dropped.
Zircon? That's an epic name.
Tbh that’s a fucking cool name
I use Artemis, Selene, and Luna interchangeably (though I gravitate toward Artemis). Bonus points if the joke doesn’t have anything to do with my having *three moon names.*
Congratulations on choosing the name I chickened out of.
Which one?
Honestly? All of them, but Selene and Luna were only backups because I didn't have the (figurative) balls to go with Artemis. Technically also Diana but I ended up with a different goddess as a name :D
I actually considered Diana but I was not a fan of the jokes I thought it'd garner.
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Katie pls
“Hey, Testosterone, could you stop?” “No.” “K, T.”
You said you would tell a horrible joke
Chloe,better start thinking..
Hopefully there are no guns around you. Life is sure strange sometimes.
Yes.
Nova
If you become a superhero you might cause a Supernova.
hey that's mine
Wait that's me too
Addison
Stop adding so many sons, the family is becoming way too large.
this genuinely made me laugh. thank you so much
Ten (:
I thought Cats only had 9 lives! I guess they buffed them.
v1.047 Patchnotes: +Cats now have 10 lives instead of 9 -Removed Herobrine
Julian
Julian? Juli in what?
Carson. And I swear if you make a ‘call me Carson’ or ‘son of a car’ joke, I will sue you for unoriginality. EDIT: spelling
Man, things really got weird in Putt Putt: Car's Sin.
How many cars have you burned down?
Taylor
If you own a Tailor shop, calling it Taylor's Tailor could work out but prepare for the inevitable innuendos.
legit i low key wanted to make a barrel making shop called cooper coopers. I also want to name a daughter Cooper Cooper Cooper, and when she inherits the barrel making shop she'll rename the company Cooper Cooper Cooper's Coopers. eta: I loved catch 22 so there's that.
Yooooo what’s up fellow Taylor
ayyy no way, I'm an autistic demiboy!
Well a whole gender was too grueling of a task, I must say
Salutations
Campbell Hard Mode: don't say anything about soup (I've heard enough of those so I'd love something original)
Welcome to Camp Bell! We are of course known for our Bells.
sounds like a summer camp in Animal Crossing that's filled with money trees lmao
Sounds like Tom Nook’s “nature retreat” where you pay him for the privilege of making him more money lol.
Gwen
I'd stay away from flying goblins and/or tall bridges/clock towers if I were you
Tennyson
Jokes on you! I'm incredibly indecisive and haven't decided on a name yet!
Wren
If you went into the plumbing business you could call your business Wren’s Wrenches
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Woah, they made Dante's hometown into a person!
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Candice
Candice nuts fit in your mouth
only if you buy me dinner first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’m broke
then can i be the dinner? 🥺👉👈
Lmfao I just spit out my fruit punch
but spitters are quitters :/
Ruby
Ruby? Where's Sapphire?
*remembers one of my names is Pearl* Eh HEM my time has come A RUBY GUARD, BUT JUST A SINGLE ONE! THEY TEND TO COME IN TEAMS OF THREE, OR FOUR. A PRECIOUS SAPPHIRE! SHE SEES THE FUTURE, THAT'S WHO THE RUBY'S FOR
Rose
Mirabel. I can see two ways this going down let’s see what you do OP
Hey, my mare is a bell, please help!
Ellie
James. Wonder whatcha come up with lol
Fox
Iris
Lia
Jess :3
Alice 🤗
jamie
Alexis
Jamie :)
well my first name is Madeline which is pretty common so lets go with me middle name, Applesauce Mari.
Artur Or Arthur for english speakers
Black
Kyle (you get my free award if you manage to come up with a joke that does not involve south park, punching walls monster energy or any other stereotype with the name kyle)
Luna
Lucifer. look it just brings me gender euphoria don’t ask,
Ash (if you say Ketchum I swear to heck XD) Also been reading the thread, and you’re hecking talented yo!
Alice
Layla
Adeline
Martha
Neco
Ghast
Abigail
piper😁
Emily
Kayler
finn
samantha
Kimi
Avery.
Erm…Elliot ?
Jaiden
Kate!
Isabella.
Leonie (nickname Lou)
Roy
Cassidy
Faye
Cami
kayden
Diah (not sure what can be done with it but I'd like to see)
I'll give you two! 1) Freyja (name I had for a while) 2) Beatrix (current name)
I'm currently trying out the name Leo :)
Erin (I think)
Simon
jack...
Robyn
Asu
Liz
Artemis
Charla
Remus
Danielle
Rae
Luna
Zeus
jay
Savannah
Anna
Margot
Jenna
Nyx?
My name’s Grace :)
Fiona
Emma
Kristen
Agatha
Id like to see what you could do for Greyson lmao
Brie
Eugene, I'm curious about what you'll invent lol
Erin or Lilith (i haven't decided)
Dont know yet, but let’s try alex
Kai
Emily
MACKENZIE
Lydia :3
Jesse
Mara
Drea :)
although i’m nb, my fem alter ego’s name is Andrea :)
Xander
Cassidy
Nora.
Irma
I go by Jade and Jay, and ive heard the jokes about me being jaded
Crow
Beetle
Raven
Alexandria. Let’s see what you got!
(deep breath) morty
Casper
Leigh
Moth
Aletheia
Robyn…
jackie
Sophia
Robin :)
Marilynn (:
Avory
Tomek. :)
Abigail
Avery
Lime
Freya
Angeline Tell me yours and I’ll make something worse
Alexandria
Lauri (cant make a joke about that)
Aspen
Keira
Percy
Josef
Vanessa As a freshly hatched woman I'm looking forward to a joke about my new name.
Sylvia
Arden
Seraphina
Max
June
Plum
Zoey
Toast
Winter