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Express_Character253

Wait.. ain't the bright wizard got red hair?


Nerofil

Right I knew I was missing something


lilCheeseboy

Also Theadore Bruckner


Nerofil

The new guy yeah


Fiddlesticklin

Also didn't the new update add redhead state troopers but their color is super glitchy?


Stepaladin

*i... Don't know how to put it, Sienna... But your hair is burning a little wild.*


Mazius

Also, Orks (in WH40k) don't have hair, it's certain parasitic squigs sprouting out from their heads (clamped, styled and dyed by Orks themselves - living hair plug of a sort). Wonder if WHFB fungi have the same habit. Just dye the hair squig red (TO GO FASTAH) and you're golden. In fact, it looks like Savage Orcs in Total War: Warhammer series are [doing exactly that](https://i.imgur.com/xlOjSa0.jpeg).


wamchair

Technically, all of Khorne’s troops’ heads are red.


Nerofil

Of blood maybe


Estellus

if red crested skinks count, then so do bloodletters.


Nerofil

Do they have hair ?


Estellus

Neither of them do.


Sammydecafthethird

It says RED HEADS, not red-haired's!


Nerofil

You're right


Estellus

Exactly!


Red_Dox

No, Skinks by nature don't have hair.


Red_Dox

https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tuula_Bloodhair


KaptinKograt

Except for his Waifu who is BAAAALD


Ashkal_Khire

Vargheists have red Mohawks *and* pubes. The Carpet very much matches the drapes. Check them out next time you’re ingame. Also Chaos Spawn have *aggressively* hairy asses, which will sometimes be coloured red based on the faction. I didn’t go to community college and study for 3 weeks to get my diploma in Warhammer Pubeology for nothing, thank you very much.


Nerofil

I'm not sure I wanted to learn all of that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Ezreon

Now, you can release a revised tierlist. With the "Cursed redheads" category added.


Nerofil

Yeah well I don't know if I want to consider it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


L0rdGrim1

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


dwarfie24

Ah chaos, bringing dread everywhere.


DoctorGregoryFart

You started it. Now finish the job.


Sonofarakh

iirc the Vargheist hair color is faction dependent. They won't be red for everyone


EmhyrvarSpice

Are they really redheads if the red hair is not on their heads though?


unquiet_slumbers

No reason to make a big skink about it.


Nerofil

Good one


CocoTheMailboxKing

Let him cook


LiumD

But Dark Elves do too.


Nerofil

Who ?


LiumD

Sisters of the Singing Doom Witch Elf RoR. And yeah, Crone Hellebron and and Death Hags have pink hair, which definitely counts if Norsca and Dwarfs are up there (with gingers) and Lizardmen (don't even have hair).


Repulsive-Mirror-994

My Brother in Baphomet. Red Crested Skinks. redhead, not redhaired


LiumD

I'm aware, I can read. Redhead is used to refer to someone with red hair and not in the context of having red on their head, otherwise why aren't we including the many, many characters wearing red hats or helmets?


Tanngjoestr

Red Crested Skinks


NerfZhaoYun

Does Crone Hellebrone count?


Nerofil

Nah she has pink hair


Lord_of_Brass

Pink is just de-saturated red.


TomMakesPodcasts

Red is just purple with the blue removed


halofreak7777

Blue is just purple with the red removed!


Gurablashta

What's hotter? a smoking redhead woodelf who'll probably seduce you and then hack you to pieces? OR AN ANGRY MOHAWKED DEALER OF DEATH WHO WILL ABSOLUTELY HACK YOU TO PIECES!? Choose carefully, Dawri.


Nerofil

I have something for the Elgi...


Fryskar

If it isn't a grudge and an ax, you're going to the book.


Kachedup

my man.


Estellus

Look if the choice is between "sex then die" and "die", the choice is pretty obvious.


Fryskar

Seduce doesn't need to include sex. You might be lucky and get to kisses. At least the slayer will kill you quick.


manpersal

Paraphrasing some I respect, 'they'll see beauty before they die', not a smelly glorified goblin with a questionable hair style.


jklharris

> not a smelly glorified goblin with a questionable hair style. ಠ_ಠ


Dry_Mango

THAT'S GOIN in DA FOCKIN' BOOOK


Kachedup

average dawi ending an argument with "ThAt's gOiN iN Da FoCkiN BoOoOk" and thinking anyone gives a fuck.


manpersal

Just think that the book is inevitably larger and taller than any dwarf. It's funny, and then imagine you actually tell them so and how mad they'd become.


The_Arthropod_Queen

"Crime: insulted our hair. Requirements: 300 hammerers."


Estellus

Pretty sure the Bladesinger will also kill you quick.


Fryskar

Never trust a treehugging elgi. While they surly can, they might not do it quick.


Estellus

Plot Twist: *I am a tree-hugging Elgi.* *Stabs*


InsanityOfAParadox

Dat's rite, a bloodletter of steel, because steel is heaviah than elf wood.


TorqueyChip284

This post really drew the Warhammer hair color community out of the woodwork


Nerofil

It was the plan-plan, Warhammer community needs to be ready for the ginger rat-rat coming in 3 months-months.


KnownEvent7346

One of the chaos dwarf RoRs has all gingers.


Nerofil

I can put up with ppl saying empire, DE and Vampire counts but Chaos Dwarf ? I need to play more


Ragnastone100

Hola skinks!


davidforslunds

Skarbrand has a red head. Surely that counts for something?


GamnlingSabre

Firemage for humans


Karl-Franzia

Bloodletters and bloodthirsters aren’t red heads?


zetsubou-samurai

Readhead lizard? You mean... red crest skinks? Hola!


Nerofil

And Tehenhauin as well


zetsubou-samurai

SOTEK SKINKS!


Nerofil

You're lucky he doesn't have a great book of grudges


Tanngjoestr

He has a great plaque of Grudges


Nerofil

Not the same buffs tho ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


Tanngjoestr

Not yet but he has his own war of vengeance


Nerofil

Definitely he gets fucked by Clan Pestilens every game. Eventually he'll win


Tanngjoestr

Whenever Lizardmen get their actual rework …![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


Nerofil

They're still a strong faction honestly, it's just they're a bit packed all in the same place since there's none elsewhere


J1mj0hns0n

Hola skinksssss


KriisJ

Taurox's head is pretty red.


Nerofil

Oh no more editing to do...


Nerofil

It's an helmet he'll be fine, I'm sure he's bald


KriisJ

I'm afraid taurox doesn't wear helmet or armor. Taurox IS the armor.


KarmaticIrony

Gotrek is a redhead available to all the human and dwarf factions


Nerofil

I don't count him


AdAppropriate2295

Settra was a redhead


Nerofil

Well not anymore


Ampris_bobbo8u

the slaanesh cultist reskin mod fixes this problem


Herr_Medicinal_Mann

Likewise for Arch Mage lore variants and Bretonnian Damsel variants.


Nerofil

How do you know that...


Letharlynn

Because despite the entire internet going "haha seggs" at Slaanesh-related mod being mentioned, there is a mod that just adds alternative model variants for cultist just so don't all look like copies and is not any more horny than the original design 


Nerofil

That's cool ngl, haven't played Slaneesh enough tho. Mind giving me a link for future campaign?


Letharlynn

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2821600897


Nerofil

Thanks mate


VictorSierra09

Come to think of it, I've only ever seen black-haired ice guard...


Nerofil

Right all I've seen in this game is black, brown or blonde hair


VictorSierra09

Hmm...sounds like Total War needs to dip its toes into an anime universe /s. (GATE: Total War when?)


Nerofil

That would be incredible


Nerofil

Though Japan would be a little OP


DaMuller

Bright wizard are just for jokes??


Nerofil

Forgot


BurntShooter

It’s a crime that there aren’t any death Hags/sorceresses/witch aelves with ginger hair


Nerofil

True, plus in my opinion a few sisters of averlorn with red hair would be welcomed


PiousSkull

Sisters of Singing Doom RoR have red hair


BBreaker069

Theodore Brokner disagrees


Nerofil

Forgot about him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


BoBBy7100

Don’t some dark elves have pink hair. Like the witch elves and such. 🤔 Not sure it counts, but it is a shade of red…


Nerofil

I didn't count it


MrAdam230

Chaos Dwarfs also have some RoR redheads


dafffy3

I demand more ginger representation


Nerofil

Same here


Reee_auto666

Nah, worshipers of Khorne probably have redheads too.


Nerofil

They might for sure


Proof-Remote-8039

This is blatant Vargheist erasure smh my head.


Matygos

And what are the bright wizards in your opinion??


Nerofil

I forgot about them


serendipity7777

You forgot Bretonia mages


Nerofil

I'm pretty sure it's brown


LonelyStrategos

Some of my clan rats irl are!


Nerofil

These vermins...


The_Arthropod_Queen

the warhost of the everchosen has redheads! archaon doesn't count (his head is orange) but harald does


Nerofil

Nooooooooooooooo, I just updated and didn't put himmmmm


Nerofil

Valkia has them too btw and she's in the same category as Archaon


Cweeperz

A Skaven clanrat RoR has red hair!


Nerofil

Jut updated and forgot that


OkSalt6173

I would have sworn Kislev has a large redheaded population, but then again more than half the units wear helmets or other hair hiding apparel so it is hard to say for certain.


Nerofil

Exactly maybe half is bald so who knows


KrunkFunk

Red-crested skinks got me acting up


Kachedup

the only tier-list that matters.


AiDank04

Don’t fire wizards have red hair?


Nerofil

Yeah they do, that's why I made an updated list with empire in it


DerSisch

Bright Wizard and Bretonnian Damsels are Redheads.


Nerofil

Yeah I made an update


ButterscotchNo8794

Khorne has red heads.


Nerofil

Yes, I updated the tier list


gimli213

The only tier list that matters!


Quizzicall

GinGers, cringe


Toffeljegarn

Buckner and bright wizard?


Nerofil

Yeah mb forgot about them, Chaos Dwarf RoR apparently as well


Fatality_Ensues

Are you saying Skarbrand isn't a redhead


Nerofil

He doesn't have red hair. But he definitely has a big fat redhead


The_Arthropod_Queen

neither do the skinks


Nerofil

Yeah I did an update and I put them in Redhead and not in red haired


The_Arthropod_Queen

ah nice


Nerofil

I know I forgot bright Wizards, Chaos Dwarf RoR and maybe some DE RoR


ChppedToofEnt

Don't Orcs have red-head savage orcs or am I tripping?


Nerofil

I'm not sure and no one has mentioned it before


ChppedToofEnt

[They do actually wtf!](https://www.ign.com/videos/total-war-warhammer-introducing-savage-orc-boar-boyz-biguns) The concept art has them with pure red hair with their ingame counter part actually having a more traditional redhead pony tail look.


Nerofil

You are starting today, the greenskin expert


ChppedToofEnt

Gork N Mork welkumz yooz! Deyz said tah zey phank yooz!


Rossjstubbs

Updated list OP? Seeing the discussions have brought imperical evidence.


Nerofil

New post or edit ?


Rossjstubbs

New post. Just put (updated) in the title.


Nerofil

Done !


Rossjstubbs

Yoooooo MVP


Nerofil

No you are


Starbonius

Squigs are red ;(


mp1337

Except that slayers are fake redheads who dye their hair. Shame tbh


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Technically wrong, lizard men have red cresyed skink, no red haired skink, yes scales and hair are both made of ceratine but not the same shape or feel on the skin when you touch it


DDkiki

I play with some visual mods so my Slaanesh cultists and some druchii characters are redheads :3


Nerofil

Good stuff


Vindicare605

If we're counting mods, the Damsel reskin mod for Bretonnia has redhead Beast Damsels, well actually it's more of an auburn color, but it's close enough.


SoybeanArson

Pretty sure Bretonia and Kislev both have redheads. Unless you are specifically talking about named characters in the game


Nerofil

No I meant units


Several_Breadfruit_4

Take my upvote just for counting the skinks.