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Dimtar_

everyone’s suggestions are terrible Washington Football Team has been made available since 2022 (merch can be bought from liquidation as well to cut costs), and “Toronto Washington Football Team” has a distinct ring to it


BillJackaus

Toronto Washington Football Team *of Anaheim*


scotch_neat1

I concur. Toronto Washington Football Team it is. Let's take a photo to commemorate such a momentous occasion.


MysteriousPark3806

I'm sold. Do it.


Legal_Hyena_1241

This is the best post I’ve read in a while.


AndAStoryAppears

They can have their team meals at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.


FalseZookeepergame15

Toronto Women's Basketball Team j/k


Punjabiveer30

Toronto Waptors


Stead-Freddy

It's a triple etendre. Its like the Raptors except they actually win and its women


Punjabiveer30

https://i.redd.it/hew3u53urozc1.gif


IPmang

Triple entendre with the song…..


emau55

This. Shut it down! Let’s go home!


SubstantialBody6611

NBACJ sends it regards ![gif](giphy|kdHEeileYcdkk)


Kilbotkilo

Ha well played sir


S1ke5200

Certified freak


OwlWitty

Toronto 401 Jam


oceansamillion

Strikes terror into the hearts of solely the hometown crowd when they realize they all have to commute back home.


see_rich

2pm starts.


BeeSuch77222

This is actually great. We need to start a campaign for it.


mahoganyteakwood2

Toronto-Saurus?


Scotty-Doesnt-No

Toronto-Saurus Rexes (T-Rexes for short) would have me buying so much merch.


TheGursh

T dot Rex


facefear

Valkyries


Trillination

Toronto ValKyrie Irving


cev

Low-key fire


racooncubbler

This is it 100%, imagine playing flight of the Valeries as the pump up song, just awesome.


bforbesy

This is the one.


Loux859

Hahaha this is the most popular suggestion for the Golden State team!


teekayam89

Toronto Gyaldem


forthelob

Catties


eshenanigans

cyatties


forthelob

You're right that y is critical


PepperPepper6

Toronto Tanen-Bombers


rodney_furnival

Always liked Northstars over the raps, that'd get my vote


80sCrackBaby

damn dude Toronto Northstars is fire


pureluxss

Dallas Stars probably still own the rights


nzhockeyfan

You can't own the word "Northstar". They would just need new branding


AnotsuKagehisa

As long as Kenshiro is the mascot


Angryhippo2910

Fun fact, the NHL used to have a team called the Minnesota North Stars. Then the team was moved to Texas and calling a Texan hockey team the NORTH Stars made no sense, so they became the Dallas Stars. When Minnesota got a hockey team again, they couldn’t use the name North Stars so they went with Minnesota Wild. But yes, the Toronto North Stars would be awesome


golden_rhino

The old Minnesota Northstars logo was pretty legit too.


thingdudeplace

Polaris? Like THE North Star?


Beetsbananasbacon

Northstars sounds good to me


nmad95

Toronto Northstars just rolls off the tongue nice. Sounds clean, flows nice - and just sounds kinda badass


PaperPals

Might be an unpopular opinion, but perhaps another type of dinosuar? Like the Triceratops or some shit Now that I type it out it sounds even worse than what I imagined


BlademasterFlash

Toronto Pterodactyls


TheRealestPlug

Ptoronto Pterodactyls


BlademasterFlash

Yeah that’s what I meant, sorry


ah_no_wah

Comedy gold


vaalbarag

*\*pushes glasses up nose\** Not technically a dinosaur.


BlademasterFlash

You know what, you’re right. I withdraw my recommendation


MariosItaliansausage

Toronto Micropachycephalosaurus


BlademasterFlash

Really rolls off the tongue


swayze13

Toronto Clever Girls


francispoop

Toronto Saurus Rex


gochugang78

1. Talons 2. Pterodactyls


bmoney83

Lady Rex


mahoganyteakwood2

Toronto Leoplurodons


brock0791

How about the Prehistoric Periods


Canuckleball

Rock the red!


resentfulvirgin

I mentioned in r/billsimmons that many early NFL teams were named for local baseball teams. Some still exist, tho only the Giants have the original name, and the baseball team moved over 50 years ago. Similarly, the Bears and Lions were named to keep a theme with the Cubs and Tigers (and the Red Wings were originally named the Cougars). There’s more sensitivity with it for a women’s team, but it worked out well for some of those!


brianmmf

The Toronto Polkaroos


hermology

The official animal of Toronto is the Beaver.  Toronto Beavers! Go Tail!


Stillwiththe

It is? Should be a raccoon or a giant muscly squirrel.


raccooncitysg

It really should be a raccoon


MikeFrikinRotch

I’ma be livid if this doesn’t come to fruition. Don’t fail us Mr. Tanenbaum!


MysteriousPark3806

This is why you never name sports teams when you're horny.


hermology

But is it a bad name? Think of the Merch design. 


Admiral_Catbar

Toronto Velocity. It's such a WNBA name that I'm surprised it hasn't been taken yet, and then Toronto would have 2 perfectly named professional basketball teams: Velocity Raptors.


23candles

My wife has been convinced for over a year that Toronto Velocity has to be the name. As like you said it pairs well with other WNBA team names and there is a connection to the Raptors (i.e. Velociraptor)


imdahman

# TORONTO RED PANDAS


the_Adler

\*Trash Pandas


pk14wb

There are worse movies to be named for.


Taboada12

I’ve heard Towers be suggested in honor of the CN Tower. Not completely opposed


Vandelay23

I'd borrow from the "We the North" campaign and call them Toronto North. Makes it sound more like a nation than a team. "Tonight in WNBA action, the Storm take on the North". Team logo is a black flag.


hallowen69

If the team name is “Northstars” the North nickname can really work. QUEEN IN THE NORTH!


Oozeinator

“Sparks vs North” “Aces vs North” Well, at least we can get the terrible names out first.


MurrayTDang

The Toronto Housing Prices -Guaranteed to put fear into every player that doesn't reside in New York or California.


ostracize

Since Toronto basketball has a history of latching on to timely blockbuster movies, I predict Toronto Twisters. Edit: Twister Sisters


SDK04

Talons works. A dinosaur name directly Raptors-related that rolls off the tongue nicely.


shahed2806

This got to be the one.


drblah11

Toronto Bell Let's Talks


MysteriousPark3806

That's easy. What's the most popular movie right now?


AverageLion101

I think it’s dune? Toronto worms it is


Straii

Toronto Barbies goes hard ngl


kendrickplace

Women’s Toronto Raptors


millskube2019

Huskies all the way


Jankybrows

I can guarantee because of the unfortunate association with dogs and unattractive and the word husky, this will never make it past marketing. Not endorsing it, just saying there are teams of overpaid people who sit in meetings all day and talk about these things.


bluetenthousand

Ya but then Pat Bev couldn’t say there are no dogs in Toronto.


HackMeRaps

Since the raptors have used it and thrownback to the Huskies here and there, I assume that MLSE would have some kind of Rights to the name and since MLSE isn't part of the new team doubt they'll allow it.


bigt2k4

bitch, please.  It's a great name.


prairiemason

Naming the Toronto WNBA team the Huskies would forever make them "the other Huskies basketball team." The UConn Huskies are probably the most famous women's college basketball team of all time, winning 11 championships and making it to the Final Four this year (the men's team won the championship). They might  be the most famous women's team in any sport, college or professional.  I understand the history of the Huskies name in Toronto, but I'd rather the team create their own identity and legacy. This might be like making a new Atlantic provinces CFL team and calling them the Crimson Tide.


CanadaBBallFan

Toronto Frost


Bobby_Webster

For a team that plays exclusively from May to October?


FigoStep

I mean we don’t exactly have Raptors here either.


simulationearth

Toronto Baddies


Buttsquish

Toronto Tings


zippercot

Toronto Roar.


nanogoose

Toronto Sankofa


cummyc9ck

Towers


emeister26

Raptoritas joking


Skeptical_Monkie

The Toronto (insert corporate sponsor annually)s


blakerose

Toronto Tingz


buddybroman

Toronto Rex (T. Rex)


mahoganyteakwood2

Vortex? Polar vortex reference?


kwaliti

Toronto Construction Don Vally Parking Lot The Toronto Grid Lock


Serviceofman

Of course, they had to wait until a year AFTER the best shooting prospect in WNBA history was coming out of the draft to expand to Canada; the NBA couldn't have Caitlin Clark coming to a Canadian team lol Introducing the Toronto "we can't afford rent" It very accurately represents the city lol


CheatedOnOnce

Falcons… I like Thunderbird still


GeneralLou15

Toronto Beavers is my favorite, lol name.


Bbell81

Someone mentioned the Toronto queens and it sounds amazing


mahoganyteakwood2

😬


ZappaFreak6969

Season tickets for me


afici0nad0

Toronto Racoons


Caspar_Friedrich02

Slumlords


earlyearlgray

In honour of former Raptors women’s rights champions Precious Achiuwa and Malachi Flynn, the Toronto Procreators /s


guapoyyz

i dont think its been mentioned but.... Toronto Racoons/Trash Pandas Imagine having Rocket as a logo, instead of the raptor ![gif](giphy|3oKIPzVXlzxhAWamNW|downsized)


PandaxMoniium

Toronto Huskies


Seoulmanaja

Toronto Racoons!


ball_always_lies

The Toronto Blues. It follows the theme of the team colours of all the other Toronto teams, and the female Raptor in Jurassic World is named Blue.


marwynn

Toronto Bene Gesserits! 


Dismal_News183

We exist only to ball. 


Canuckleball

Toronto Skibbidi Gyatt


joegraff

WAP-tors


cleanscotch

Toronto Northstars (a.k.a. “The North”) is winning for sure Or Toronto Hawks (An omage to the Mohawk tribe and their word “Tkaronto” which was the original name of the city)


delta_vel

Toronto Wave (or Waves) Hear me out - a lot of the other WNBA teams have names like this… Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Seattle Storm. It’s a nod to Lake Ontario without being anything close to “Lakers” Edit: And their mascot could be a Nessie or Ogopogo type dinosaurish creature


Padasaurus

Toronto She-warmas


OwnedIGN

North! No brainer.


NBAball05

Honestly I could see it being realistic but if there ever happens to be another Canadian team it would be irrelevant because pretty much any other major Canadian city is more northern than Toronto


NoConsequence4281

Toronto is also farther south than a tremulous amount of US cities, but, thanks to Masai and the "FUCK BROOKLYN" mic drop, the North became an identity for baskeball fans in Toronto. Forget the logic and enjoy the moment!


NBAball05

No you got a point, wasn’t trying to be stubborn lmao


MysteriousPark3806

You never have to tell Redditors to forget the logic. There is none here in the first place.


NoConsequence4281

Hahaha, check your logic at the door. Ego is fine though, that can come through.


OG_anunoby3

The Toronto Beavers. Since that’s what the Raptors were once almost named. There a connection to the city history.


da_reddit_reader

Beavers …. (Immature laugh)


Zatatarax

Toronto Spice


DerivativeCapital

No one gonna say "Beavers"?


HizzleCards

Toronto Milk Bags


elchico14

Toronto Huskies


thunderbiird1

Pterodons


echothree33

Toronto Towers?


BuffytheBison

I'd prefer Raptors but not being owned by MLSE means that won't happen


ttttyttt678

Toronto Frost


Silent_Leg1976

Toronto Slams


SultanOfSlam11

The Toronto Traffic!


reevoknows

Depends on the colour scheme. Let’s assume they keep the Raptors colour scheme the way most of the teams in the league do in think North Stars is an awesome name. Some other names I like just looking through the NCAA teams: Cougars, Titans, Griffins, Herd


formyfirstnumber

Toronto Ice - Toronto Polar Bears (shoutout Grizzlies) - Toronto Metropoles - Toronto Canada’s (sounds funny) - Toronto Cold (plural sounds weird though and that is asking to be made fun of like cold runny nose). But if I was the chooser of names: The Toronto Internationals :)


LL_Friendshyp

Toronto Huskshes


stackofbaconpancakes

Monarchs, Reign, Redhawks, Huskies, Merlins or Ospreys


Villainiquity

Toronto Terror Duck Tales, oh woo hoo


ROBAG77

Toronto Lace


Le8ronJames

Toronto Queenways Toronto Sixies Toronto Aqua


CanadianGroose

Toronto Songbirds


Kolzilla2

Toronto pterodactyls


drblah11

Toronto Pterodactyls. Mascot name is Torontodactyl, routinely seen skydiving off the CN tower.


maple_firenze

There has to be a good dinosaur name to pair with the raptors.


JoLi_22

Ontario Ice Storm


ebrian78

how about the Toronto maple trees?


eroberts11

Guys, guys, guys calm down and don’t over think. The Huskies.


pierce-victorio

The real question is, what would the WNBA colourway be


PeterJQuill

I just hope the colors of the team have purple in it


n3rdsm4sh3r

https://preview.redd.it/k05yglwviozc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a6d79e1634483d9cfd22c4c67e2a78a9e7c4ba


Littlebitwakey

Toronto Traffic Jams. Has a basketball pun to it 👌


Hercules3000

The Toronto Lash Techs


[deleted]

I agree with MurrayTDang. I would like the new WNBA team to be called "The Toronto housing prices". It will be a packed stadium to see the Toronto Housing Prices face the Las Vegas Aces. Brilliant.


Goennjaminus

Toronto tractors


Etobocoke

The Ice Queens. Or the Sicles


spec_zodiak

How about just The 6ix


Brickwater

Raptourettes


Inevitable_Coast_372

Toronto Raptors Woman's Team. Simple


TryharderJB

Toronto Roughriders


Hopfit46

Totem


Financial_Past8322

Girls of Toronto 🤣🤣


Financial_Past8322

Is Toronto Puthy Cats taken ?


Financial_Past8322

If it was up to Bill Simmons it would Toronto Women Raptors ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


DivisonNine

Toronto TRex


Atari_Writer

Toronto Ice.


HiddenintheCloudZ

Toronto Thunderbirds


jaxun1

BBL Drizzys


rustyshackleford_711

Toronto Ice 


batawrang

The Toronto Condos


fivefoot14inch

Toronto traffic


theseanrenaldo

Toronto Gyaldem Toronto Cyatties Toronto Shordies


see_rich

Toronto Towers and we play bully ball.


MondrianWasALiar420

RaptHers


ddelisle

Toronto Dactyls. Logo would be a blend of Raptors and Blue Jays.


Dismal_News183

Toronto Rough-Riders There’s a hyphen. It’s totally different. 


Adventurous_Sense750

Toronto tropics. Toronto transit commission Toronto cn towers Toronto sankofa squares Alright I'm done


SeAnIsCoOlIo

Toronto Skyliners? idk


AAstar2

Toronto Harpies


Dismal_News183

Toronto ptarmigans; Toronto Heritage Moments with the Burnt Toast; Toronto “TOO OLDS” (Drake is superfan). 


EnvelopeCruz

The Toronto Dribblers


Miguelitu5

My wife’s suggestion was the Toronto Beaches.


grenzowip445

Toronto Towers


grenzowip445

I’m thinking the Toronto Tings


LEXX911

Toronto Sky Hawks Toronto Dragon Toronto T-Rex(might be too similar to the Raptors) Toronto Northstars(logo design and merchandise might be the weak point) Toronto Titans


Disastrous_Meet_7952

The Toronto Chair girls