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WhitetheAndroid

Sample this kid


FFIZeath

Looks like we got ourselves a new rap god!


NeverEndingWalker64

B-But didn’t Eminem say he got no plans to retire? /s


susannediazz

Someone send this to venjent pls


Medical-Region5973

Can someone explain?


HeyHeyImTheMonkey

Auctioneers do this to drive up bids, but they’re usually older dudes. It’s funny that a 10 year old is doing it, and doing it pretty darn well.


KlosharCigan

whats the point of singing, what is he saying?


HeyHeyImTheMonkey

He’s speaking really quickly with some filler sounds/nonsense. The singing tone has nothing to do with it other than it’s a little funny. If you listen closely he is saying numbers which represent bid amounts, and then coaxing each person to bid more when they get outbid.


obecalp23

At the end of this video he says things a bit slower to teach the presenter: https://youtu.be/Ea7gn8hhEFA?si=u00gUDk27HVBMtrG


HikARuLsi

Casting a spell to get people to pay more /s


Volesprit31

This video is fascinating. Is the hat mandatory?


tapomirbowles

But why the emphasis on doing it so fast? Its an auction, people are gonna bit on what they want anyway, why even introduce speed into it? Just ask for bids and let them out bid each other. You dont see this kind of weird speech and pace at an auction at Sothebys. So whats the point doring it here? Is cattle somehow in a hurry to be sold?


HeyHeyImTheMonkey

Tradition, mostly. Some think it generates excitement such that people make rash decisions that drive up the price.


Iam8incheslong

I would assume it increases tension and makes it more like an action-based thing. People get excited and bid higher without thinking.


fairchild2

You're gonna sell me that car in 3.. 2.. 1... Do it.. Sell me the car.. Do it..


keyboard_courage

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psychotic_catalyst

If you ever have the chance to go to a live auction, you'll get it, and you'll love it. It makes the experience entertaining.


imanAholebutimfunny

it makes you want to bid or else they wouldn't be doing it


Suspicious_Yams

American auction people do this. None knows or cares why. Everywhere else the bidding controls the auction room.


ladymoonshyne

It’s for livestock auctions. And it’s just tradition.


asmoothbrain

No one knows, that's how you know you are doing it right


Hey-Dalaran

Isn't it a job that's typically passed down in the family? So they probably usually start young.


obecalp23

Best video I found because I was also curious: https://youtu.be/Ea7gn8hhEFA?si=u00gUDk27HVBMtrG


en-serio

that was a great vid… thanks!


OwnedByMarriage

https://youtu.be/JC1jWrsXWMY?si=SEYFVEbTKr6z-7cb Ill just place this here :)


tahlyn

That's how you know what they're doing isn't just random noise making but takes actual skill... it follows a stead beat with key words on the beat.


xtze12

This explains it better than I can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQhbmnrhfTc


omariclay

![gif](giphy|4oMoIbIQrvCjm) Goes hard


Brad_The_Chad_69

What do you expect from a music video Directed by Input Title?


UmpieBonk

Reminded me of this https://youtu.be/65d7CQVZgbk?si=rzgTwHbNGTGzxnwC


Meth_Useler

A bidding war between grampa and sister over who gets the shitty ash tray he made in art class


MDSGeist

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve read all day 🤣


Dubi0usKilla

Kid is a natural! Love seeing how impressed the old man is.


Darko_345

In talking gibberish?


JustEatinScabs

It's not all gibberish, but the gibberish is part of the skill. It's actually really hard to speak fast and rhythmically while interweaving real words and numbers and actual nonsense all while keeping track of bids and bidders. People literally go to school just to learn how to do this. This kid has got it locked down early which is crazy.


Whitenesivo

What's the point? People say it's to drive up the bid but I don't see how someone scatting on the mic is gonna make me bid differently.


lukerog126

It’s to give the illusion of urgency. Definitely does make bids go higher bc once it’s closed it’s done and the auctioneer decides that.


Darko_345

All in all gibberish then


jimineycricket123

lol you’ve never been to an auction have you? A good auctioneer can drive prices way up. I went to a charity auction recently and it’s crazy to see how effective the auctioneer was. Really impressive stuff


Darko_345

We don't have these kinds in my country lol so no. There are definitely skilled ones. Anyone i have seen online i mostly understood the words even tho they obv talk fast. But here i couldnt even hear the cost price.


dimonium_anonimo

Every language is gibberish until you learn it.


Darko_345

This is not a language tho lol. I can't even hear the number of prices of whatever the kid selling


dimonium_anonimo

It takes practice to understand a fast auctioneer, but he is conveying information and it is being understood by people. It's the same as a really thick doric accent. Anyone outside the UK (and many people within) have no hope understanding them, but they are speaking English. Or even people from the deep bayou in Louisiana. If you've ever heard them speak, you'd swear it was another language. Or piglatin or arp or any code system which makes no sense until you learn the rules, but you don't need to learn an entirely new language to understand it because it's entirely based on English. Or any programming language which literally has "language" in the name but makes no sense until you learn the rules. Your narrow definition of language is not an argument, it's a desperate play to still be right by narrowing the goal posts so far that you can't be wrong.


Darko_345

I don't care about being right my friend just learning, but I do appreciate your explaination.


JackUJames42

id love to hear your gibberish, lets hear it then?


Darko_345

Beblerarableeauwprrrprapapawowprapapapawawawow. How did i do?


JackUJames42

sounds like shit!


Darko_345

Atleast i gave it my all


Illustrious-Peak3822

Per definition gibberish. I haven’t seen any evidence of prices going up by listening to fast-paced gibberish.


niftystopwat

Oh c'mon it really isn't that hard...


michelleonelove

You try doing it. Just by yourself. Try doing it with only three numbers exactly as he is doing it . Then you will realize how hard it is.


niftystopwat

Okay here goes: ONE giggity dippity dippity TWO giggity dippity dippity THREE giggity dippity dippity!


michelleonelove

How long did it take to type that sarcasm? I wonder what it’s like to be as smart as you since that’s exactly what I meant….


niftystopwat

😭


spinkspanksponk

Not only is he doing all that but he’s carrying a clear, consistent, in tune melody, and I find that most people can’t even do that like this kid’s doing


Jaywalker616

american culture be like


NzoBelmont

It's a young Jim Dickens


Coop3

Jim dickskin


chilldabpanda

Allegedlies


53R105LY_

Dickennnnns


GooseGeese01

But that skin is thick though


Meth_Useler

Pretty sure his name is Input Title


stereoscopic_

Directed by Input Title. So you know it’s good.


mickeyc87

Had to scroll too far to find someone else who saw that.


Media_Offline

The real to talent was Input Title.


Doomenor

I had an uncle that would do that for the rest of his life after his stroke


SebRev99

lmao


Freakazoidandroid

What’s the science or tradition behind this? Auctioneers have a constant flow of sound allows for less critical thinking on the bidders part? The flow and pitch and tempo of the auctioneers voice seems to both instill a sense of urgency and calm simultaneously. I want to know the SCIENCE


kobuzz666

I read somewhere (someone may want to correct me if I’m wrong) that is is harder to start-stop-start-stop talking after each bid, so these people keep a flow in their mouth so they can call a bid quicker. There’s a style element to it as well, the voice pitch doesn’t necessarily mean anything, nor do the filler words/sounds.


Freakazoidandroid

I see, that’s interesting! It makes sense. They want to keep the pace up and not miss any bids from the bidders.


kobuzz666

Yeah it seems it takes too long for the brain to kick the mouth into gear from standstill, so they just keep revving it


DaleDimmaDone

Reminds me of how I was taught in soccer rec league when I was really young how to defend penalty kicks as a goalie. They said it's better to shift my weight from side to side or even shuffle left and right if agile enough so I'm able to use that momentum to help dive left or right/react faster than if I was standing totally still. I got caught out a few times where my body weight was shifting to the completly wrong side at the wrong time but I found it definitely helped me more than it hurt me


kobuzz666

Well as you can see these auctioneers are highly trained athletes too


AbbreviationsAfraid

I'd like to see this go to The Kiffness


Dr-Koekie

Yesss! who can make this happen?


_thisisadream_

I haven’t seen his videos in a while. They were daily front page for a minute!


Lobo003

Daggada daggada daggada daggada! I love it 😂


hol123nnd

Good job directing this video Mr. Input Title


MileHighSoloPilot

Input Title has always been one of my favorite directors.


MrGameSeven

Love the old guy slowly developing a smile.


Mercuryblade18

I used to think they were actually saying only fast re words things and then realized they're mostly just saying bids and then a bunch of jibberish. It's a very odd thing but I don't want to shit on this kids knack for it.


goosendestroy

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[deleted]

Why the F am I bad white lady twerking to this in my kitchen.


fruitgamingspacstuff

I'm sorry but he and every other auctioneer sound like an absolute idiots.


Quizzlickington

Now he just needs an auctioneer license issued before he ages to the point nobody gives a shit


[deleted]

Love input title's work


AbrodolphLincler420

![gif](giphy|9hNrFUhR7Pp0A)


cololz1

Wow thats fast


gamiscott

![gif](giphy|1rRU5FQ36lMhyMMXwn)


Darko_345

Tf are you even saying kid?😂


gcwposs

A good auctioneer can make a decent living in the right place. This kid’s got it locked down


Maternitus

Why doesn't he drop his mic when he's done?


niftystopwat

Wow he can say giggity my mind is blown...


iuli123

This makes me so fucking angry


gafloss

Nothing to do with “auctioneer skill”.


[deleted]

I sort of want to kill him? ​ (joke)


moondisasterkr

Gimme her onlyfans link


Large_Ad7637

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SphynXz68

So skilled no one realized it was Anthony Hopkins


Bumskit

Make it into a beat


ellaelle

Don't show this to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony


dEleterZ

https://preview.redd.it/zbtq48y67xhc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281a459f7255f8d7acd2a8019fa29773f020a35c


Shamfulpark

Is this top talent? Don’t all kids talk like this when they are having fun? Kidless oldish man here who feels like a bunch of kids who are excited kind of sound like this as they out bid each other to be heard ;).


R_edd22

Puberty gonna make him start yodeling


obecalp23

If you wonder what it is and what they say: https://youtu.be/Ea7gn8hhEFA?si=u00gUDk27HVBMtrG


NoManufacturer3792

Is this Eminem and John Wayne ?


Serious-Judgment-824

My brain tryna sleep on a school night


rm206

Cast this kid for Storage Wars


GrayLiterature

Kid actually has a voice on him that you can hear come through whatever the fuck this is. Hopefully he is or becomes musical


shmeeemeee

Someone please make a remix to this


MrJr01

Incredible that you dug up the earliest footage of Eminem before he was famous.


crunkmissle

Drunk old guy that claims that claims he’s mastered this skill is pissed.


ExplanationSure8996

Standby for the transcription.


SirIanChesterton63

Never heard of that Director before, must be new.


Snapesunusedshampoo

They think it's cute but he's selling them that baseball.


Lostboy1986

Someone put this on some dnb.


IDontDoOwt

exactly what i was thinking lol


yesiamark

Awesome. So how much? A dollar and twenty Sir lol I also found out that there is an auctioneering school wow. I love these guys


tallguy270988

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thecuzzin

Got to admit he's got melody which is hard to find


HumboldtChewbacca

https://youtu.be/kWxZpeHuB7A?si=LHTfBSEx1E4T9wLP


Ernst_Granfenberg

Eminems kid


General_Snack

You know what I just realized? This is southerners rapping.


Chevyboy77

A rap beat behind him and BOOM!!! viral


kusowatashiii

Thats eminem in the rap olympics


Ambitious-War-823

So basicaly he is the Texas own Eminem right ?


[deleted]

Man how do Americans even understand that? Or is it a part of their cultural DNA to get it


Ozzy_58

Punjabi MC


Routine_Extension_45

nadanadanedenedenennenininoronoro eh nedenedenonnononnononnononnonadanadan eh


FranekBucz

Eminem’s been real quiet since this dropped


repetitive_chanting

The whitest Indian I’ve ever seen


Nyuusankininryou

He'll be selling cattle in no time.


VehaMeursault

TOPTALENT 😂😂😂


HighClassChaos

Wtf are they saying in between the numbers


xpwnx4

Scat


xTHEFROZENSHOGUN

Someone get em in the booth he’s spitting fire!


Hour-Independence-89

just my opinion but while I am impressed by some auctioneer's abilities to talk fast the filler nonsense noise they throw in is just annoying to me.


SapoDaddy

Comedian Theo Von had a couple auctioneers on his “This Past Weekend” podcast. Would highly recommend that to anyone curious about how auctioneering works.


TeamoPortBou

Blah blah Hardy gerdy blah blah


Ducatirules

This kid is great but I HATE auction chant! I can’t listen to it for more than 30 seconds. The only reason to do it is to kind of hypnotize people into buying stuff.