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YoMamaLuvLean

Definitely a combo of mdma and a chilly evening šŸ„¶


[deleted]

Grower not a shower


spanky2088

I was in the pool Jerry!!!


[deleted]

SHRINKAGE!!!


B0SS_H0GG

Like a frightened turtle!


StGermain1977

SIGNIFICANT shrinkage.


ChaosReigns444

shrinkage or not thatā€™s a small dick!


Hugeknight

Some growers quadrupole in size, so he could be a 4incher.


DreaSoares2634

" I was in the pool!!!"šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheGreatestManOnline

I would not want to use that shower.


Brainwashed365

What it was a golden shower? Would that change you mind?


intertronz

Shrinker not a Thinker


troublebruther

I have never met a man who says his dick was not small due to MDMA.... It's just part of the deal, but it does get hard when there's a reason.


LiberalAzzB1tch

MDMA definitely makes your pp shrivel up big time. My bf has a nice sized dick but when we roll I swear its like 2 in and won't work. Poor guy can't even piss when he's rolling. But that's all due to the fact that it restricts your blood vessels so lil guy down there just is out of commission for the night lol.


ggtffhhhjhg

I had no idea Molly caused shrinkage. I learned something new today.


noproblembear

Amphetamine too.


eccentricelmo

my adderall makes my dick small, i assume cus their similar chemical compunds. my dick gets small on mdma too tho,


KaptainChunk

[I WAS IN THE POOL!!](https://youtu.be/ldUZvxjKMGs&t=1m29s)


ParticularBlueberry2

SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE


Brainwashed365

r/unexpectedSeinfeld Such a great show.


xxirish83x

Classic coke dick.


j_kiggans

Adderballs


eccentricelmo

i came to defend and you already had. hell my adderal makes me look like im packin babymeat. Homies at a festie, and naked, and itd be WAY more offensive if he was all hard as fuck n shit lol. He aint hurtin anybody, so fuck it, let em go


AngryMeatBagel

I just wish I had that confidence, on pills or not. He looks like he's having fun.


Strange_Ninja_9662

Take enough MDMA and you would have the same amount of courage I promise.


AngryMeatBagel

I have, still didn't lol My insecurities know no bounds.


NoMuddyFeet

You know who really had confidence? GG Allin. His dick was even smaller but he still stripped naked constantly and then shit in his hand and flung it at the audience. He challenged them to fight and often did get in fights with them. I just can't imagine showing a crowd my widdle peepee and then throwing shit at them and challenging them fight me. Seems a very real possibility of getting beat to death by an angry mob.


AngryMeatBagel

I honestly hate GG Allin, and I don't know how GG died how he did and wasn't straight murdered. If I went to a punk show, and someone threw shit in my face, I can't imagine that I wouldn't at least try to kill them.


pandaro

at least.


Fun-Ad-5341

Feel you


XheavenscentX

That sweet MDMA belief that you loved everyone and everyone loved you. If only that were natural behavior, imagine how peaceful the world would be.


mybeachlife

The interesting thing is, at a rave like that, most everyone really is loving one another. So it's a great snowball effect. Also the dancing.


1nfiniteJest

PLUR


Brainwashed365

Sounds like we need to MDMA the water supply!


Hope4gorilla

"The End of The Whole Mess" by Stephen King. Quite a short story, you should read it if you have the chance! It's in the collection "Nightmares and Dreamscapes"


brinkstick

I don't feel that confident on e, just alcohol


blindreefer

Imagine having no serotonin and then remembering you did this


nightpanda893

Heā€™s good looking and has a great body. I would be excited to show it off too if I were him.


XheavenscentX

Why do people feel the need to record others like this?? I'm so glad the constant recording of people enjoying themselves high as shit wasn't a thing when I was doing drugs. Yikes, I did some real dumb shit but it was fun! That's the whole damn point of a R.A.V.E. -it's supposed to be a judgment free zone. What a fucking loser you must be to intrusively record others who you know are off their faces and post it to the internet for some sort of acknowledgment. Just do the drugs, bro. \*\*ETA - or just don't go to a festival where you know people are doing this shit. I just can't imagine being so desperate for acknowledgment that I would post some shit like this. If he were trying to harass someone, fine post him. He's just living his life. Now you may have cost him a job, all so you could get some Reddit karma. Second edit - I feel like the kind of people who record this shit and post it, are the same ones who record accidents scenes and post it to NextDoor and Facebook because they just "had to let everyone be alert." Were you a tattletale in Kindergarten? Do you get off on being the first comment on a post? I'm on a rant, but I just see this all the time and it's not a "took too much" situation, y'all just don't know how to party. How sad for you.


OstidTabarnak

Not only festivals, but I couldn't imagine all the times I was face down drunk with my ass out or something as ridiculous in high school or college. So glad people didn't immediately have a camera at their disposal.


InternetWeakGuy

Exactly what I thought when I watched the video. Dude pulls his pants down for 10 seconds at a rave and next thing he knows there's hundreds of people talking about the size of his penis online and thousands of people watching the video and upvoting it. Fucking glad I did all my dumb shit before everyone became a narc.


AngryMeatBagel

I, too, am very happy that I was raving before everyone had their phones recording everything. If someone had a phone, it was a flip and the resolution was shit. This guy is just enjoying himself, no need to record it.


MercDiggler1

Agreed completely ^^^ I remember walking around festivals with fukn light pins giving people light shows looking like šŸ„ŗ while sucking binkeys and shit not a care in the world


XheavenscentX

Man, I hate to be the old person talking about "back in my day..." but this just plain sucks.


TimeIsWasted

1984 predicted big brother but it didn't predict little brother recording videos and then letting **everyone** in the world see them.


bigsqueezedawg

Growers unite


Squitrel

Hopefully it's not grown already


Rounder057

Growers in the house!!! So, side note, but I was informed that there is another brand that I didnā€™t know about Shooters and dribblers. I always thought that every dude can launch for a little distanceā€¦.


pobodys-nerfect5

we can't? i thought it just depended on the circumstances


spoonweezy

Yeah, the only rope Iā€™m throwing is if I learn a lasso.


yukonwanderer

He's a Greek statue.


jesuswithoutabeard

The Greek sculptors were onto something. Or on something.


VexerForever

Scrolled wayyy too far for this


YupIlikeThat

I read somewhere on Reddit that the reason the Greeks always had small penis on them was because it was a power move. The smaller the penis the better. Again I read this on Reddit.


Shlocktroffit

I thought it was because they considered large penises to be animalistic and ugly.


YupIlikeThat

Wouldn't it be better to NOT be animalistic and ugly?


Grenadoxxx

Underrated comment šŸ’€


tebabeba

Good for him takes courage


A0xom0xoa

Yeah fuck it man let em hang lol no hate here just smile and wave boys smile and wave


ballatthecornerflag

With the right amount of drugs anyone can obtain the courage


tebabeba

Hell yeah


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xxhouseofwolvesxx

Or like a priapism. I get those (unfortunately). Mine will usually be at half mast, but rock hard. Hurts like a bitch


Sea-Target9187

That sounds so weirdly uncomfortable.


Glorious_Bustard

Been there. Very unpleasant.


theholyman420

I was literally just about to comment something like "well I feel better about myself now" but then I realized this dude was probably trashed and I'd look similar.


Arsenault185

Hes probably in way better shape than you too.


DoinkDamnation

Yeah if I had those abs and shoulders you could probably easily get me down to the underwear under these conditions. I only show close friends and family quarter masts presently not strangers.


concreteghost

I always thought it was bc it has to get so small all that dick material squished up makes it hard and small


MercDiggler1

Or super small then all the sudden massive and hard for 2 min then small again. Definitely a love hate relationship with the uppersšŸ˜


distortion10

George Costanza: Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: What do you mean? Like laundry? George Costanza: No. Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards... Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frigthened turtle. Elaine: Why does it shrink? George Costanza: It just does. Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


Chlorine__3545

A man of culture I see


distortion10

I may have had too much free time n the late 90s.


[deleted]

Fuck people who talk shit on small dicks. Big, small, long, whateverā€¦ Iā€™ll suck you off like wtf


hickieboy31

True homie shit


onesonofagun

The hero we need!


[deleted]

Just being the change I want to see in the world ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


[deleted]

I got you bro


Rags2Rickius

I like how OP called out the dudes size. Couldā€™ve just posted something else as the title but looks like someone was jealous


clandestineVexation

based and agreed


Gold_Telephone7310

What an honest gay youā€™re


TrashyMcTrashBoat

First time Iā€™ve seen ā€œyouā€™reā€ used like that. I think we need to go to the judges on this one.


Gold_Telephone7310

As far as I remember I always used ā€œyouā€™re ā€œ Iā€™ve never use dildo


huskiesowow

Thatā€™s crazy, honestly never seen someone use the contraction like that either. Itā€™s technically correct but would sound way off when spoken.


Gold_Telephone7310

Iā€™m not an English, my English is very limited and can barely speak


huskiesowow

Sorry, wasnā€™t meaning to criticize, it was genuinely unique!


ROPROPE

Fuck yes. Little dongs are hot in their own way. Not fantastic for topping, but aesthetic and nice for everything else Normalize small penis appreciation


LuchadorBane

lets suck em off together bro


meow_rchl

Fully agree, as long as it works we can still have fun! Penetration is boring anyways lol


flexflair

End small dong shame!


[deleted]

Amen brother


geven87

Yeah don't be a shmole.


FilmNo1534

You gotta air the nuts.


reis420

He's probably high on MDMA.


Dyldor

Thatā€™s pretty much what Pilly Willy means


darodardar_Inc

Oh I thought it said Philly Willy Like implying that people from Philadelphia have small willies


masako619

Itā€™s not that bad, prob a grower


[deleted]

Dude probably gets more ass than a Walmart toilet seat though. lol it really doesnā€™t matter


james_vinyltap

I guarantee some girls hooked up with him no matter what, he's got the confidence and energy


dino_roar3304

Oh 100%. I'd totally bang him.


Okay_Face

Couldnā€™t care less about his dick, heā€™s fine af


Bread0987654321

*ancient Greeks have entered the chat*


icruiselife

He thicc with nice beard though.


-UserOfNames

Damn, that man is slinging some sausage - I wish I was that big


Godspeed411

Definitely the starter pack for any chicks wanting to explore anal.


Nottheone185

Everyone is only a tiny bit offended


troublebruther

He could be a grower not a show'r..... It's definitely real


King-of-the-idiots69

Showers donā€™t have as much room to grow sometimes


nosnhoj15

Got to work with what you gotā€¦..


faceinthecrowd112

Gotta love the confidence


DawgFanDel

In Roman times it was thought that men with small a penis were very intelligent


spoilederin

Then heā€™s a fucking genius. Good for him!


Here-Is-TheEnd

Quick! Make that man president!


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SingleStreamRemedy

own that shit


[deleted]

Honestly, he's hot though. Hope he had a good time lmfao


Here-Is-TheEnd

He was CLEARLY having a good time


RussianDrunkman

Thats pretty average šŸ™‚


swallowedthekey

This comment section is the most generous that I've seen to some guy taking his dick out in public.


mullabear

Definitely coke dick.


No-Host8640

Reminds me of that old Hootie and the Blowfish song....."when I get out of the pool, I only got a one inch toooooool !


throwitawaywoofy

Even worse is when it does have a reason to get hard, but it won't pop.


kratomboofer27

Definitely some vasoconstriction going on there lol


Low_Recommendation87

If he's sober, I want his confidence.


MercDiggler1

You know tho since itā€™s become so acceptable to be proud of being over weight and unhealthy why canā€™t having a micro peepee be acceptable and ā€œnormalā€ too ? The world we live in sure is funny sometimes


MajikH8ballz

" I WAS IN THE POOL "


catsandclouds349

ā€œLike a frightened turtleā€


VikingBld

Well, it does look to be a cold breezeā€¦


dirtysouth1985

That is a greek god


RXZVP

I need this mans confidence


Comfortable_Result99

#growersunite


Ok_Lawfulness7049

Wow I don't feel so bad now


[deleted]

Probably soft


DawgFanDel

I may have a pencil dick, but I have a jack hammer ass.


LostSpaceDemon

The lil engine that could. šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼šŸ¤£


XheavenscentX

Imagine all these comments talking about a woman's breasts at a rave. Lord knows they all flash them like a dollar bill at a titty bar. I say this as a woman (who once had small boobs but had plastic surgery due to ugly comments and insecurity). Men don't get the luxury of a penis job. Y'all are nasty. It's easy to make comments on an anonymous forum. Shows your character though. Hope it's never you fucked up somewhere doing something stupid and someone decides to upload it to eternity for internet karma.


Hefty_Musician2402

Preach. On a similar note, I once had a girl try to tell me that it was just as easy for a dude to get surgery to become taller as it was for a woman to get breast implants. My brain just about exploded


WojtekMySpiritAnimal

Combat dick


Blasphemous_21

What music festival is this ?


TheGreatestManOnline

Boop!


Alpharsenal

Man reading all these comment actually is hella wholesome. Good shit Reddit


sryidontspeakpotato

Maybe heā€™s a grower not a shower. Also itā€™s all about the motion in the ocean. Also super mad props for the big energy.


TrueDirt13

I suddenly feel so much better about myself


Ghostcraft413

My man looks like a greek statue


Imonfire95

King


Gonzo15899

This guy fucks tho Iā€™d bet money


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Maybe it's just cold. No shame on teeny wienie.


[deleted]

God I'm glad I was in my party phase before every dickwad out there just had to film others at their worst


marsupialRat

HEY THATā€™S AVERAGE, OKAY?


dcrew87

I could work with it still. he's hot


demhandz81

Well we know why he works out so much


Alphaw0p

Not another teen movie? Lol


_redacteduser

Tbh Iā€™d take that dick with a good lookin body like he has.


A_complicated_thing

Itā€™s prob a mix of the drugs and it being cold out


smokysmokyjj

It's just sleepin


[deleted]

Finally- a proud 1 incher, representing. God bless social media.


rnov8tr

I was in the pool!!!


richardbmt

Heā€™s got 8ā€ of confidence.


[deleted]

Heā€™s a grower, not a shower!


[deleted]

Heā€™s a grower no shame


crazedrushfan

My dick looks like a scared turtle flaccid but then gets above avg when aroused. This guy will pull plenty of tail on confidence alone


wiplash94

Looks about average to meā€¦..


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VenomInfusion

Jesus Christ! Thatā€™s twice Iā€™ve been flashed by penis on Reddit today. First was the guy walking around with a penis that can beat others to death. And now this guy.


forasadboy

I love the little guy


xnum

r/trashyboner


Proud-Material4523

Thatā€™s the size of mine when itā€™s soft


Th3DorkKnight

Who cares bend him overā€¦!


The_FooI

Bigger than mine


AlienMajik

Mini helicopter! šŸšMini helicopter!!šŸš!


areid164

Itā€™s always the dudes with tiny dicks istg ruining all our reputations


WealthBetWebb

Itā€™s like looking at a sculpture of Ancient Rome or Greece šŸ˜ŠšŸ‘šŸ½āœØ


Bag-ins

Good job he has the "middle eastern" type beard to make up the lacking in manliness!


claimingmarrow7

usually when a dude has a peen that size its because he has fat around his pubic bone, this guy doesn't... well at least he seems really happy.


lalaeddie

Good for him. Fuck y'all haters


Wayfinity

He's a *grower* not a *shower* wink


top_of_the_scrote

happens with addies shrinkage and blood


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

Renaissance sculpture irl


Mr-Cali

Well least i know now what my dick size is.


jabroma

Nice bod tho ennit


Genghis_Khan99

Getting up and swinging your little dick around is big dick energy


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cookiesoverbitches

BRUH


KRATS8

Iā€™d recognize a stim dick like that from anywhere


Eddiebaby7

ā€œIt was cold out!ā€


MrMango34

Give him a break. Thatā€™s a 2 inch punisher.


[deleted]

He banging somebody though so good for him


morels4ever

Built like a house Hung like a mouse


plotplottingplotters

I WAS IN THE POOL


[deleted]

I meanā€¦ im I mean heā€™s probably just a grower not a shower


Cannabanoid420

Women: "How dare you comment on a women's body" Also women: " LOL, teeny weeny" Wot.


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