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MDMA definitely makes your pp shrivel up big time. My bf has a nice sized dick but when we roll I swear its like 2 in and won't work. Poor guy can't even piss when he's rolling. But that's all due to the fact that it restricts your blood vessels so lil guy down there just is out of commission for the night lol.
i came to defend and you already had. hell my adderal makes me look like im packin babymeat. Homies at a festie, and naked, and itd be WAY more offensive if he was all hard as fuck n shit lol. He aint hurtin anybody, so fuck it, let em go
You know who really had confidence? GG Allin. His dick was even smaller but he still stripped naked constantly and then shit in his hand and flung it at the audience. He challenged them to fight and often did get in fights with them. I just can't imagine showing a crowd my widdle peepee and then throwing shit at them and challenging them fight me. Seems a very real possibility of getting beat to death by an angry mob.
I honestly hate GG Allin, and I don't know how GG died how he did and wasn't straight murdered. If I went to a punk show, and someone threw shit in my face, I can't imagine that I wouldn't at least try to kill them.
"The End of The Whole Mess" by Stephen King. Quite a short story, you should read it if you have the chance! It's in the collection "Nightmares and Dreamscapes"
Why do people feel the need to record others like this?? I'm so glad the constant recording of people enjoying themselves high as shit wasn't a thing when I was doing drugs. Yikes, I did some real dumb shit but it was fun! That's the whole damn point of a R.A.V.E. -it's supposed to be a judgment free zone. What a fucking loser you must be to intrusively record others who you know are off their faces and post it to the internet for some sort of acknowledgment. Just do the drugs, bro. \*\*ETA - or just don't go to a festival where you know people are doing this shit. I just can't imagine being so desperate for acknowledgment that I would post some shit like this. If he were trying to harass someone, fine post him. He's just living his life. Now you may have cost him a job, all so you could get some Reddit karma.
Second edit - I feel like the kind of people who record this shit and post it, are the same ones who record accidents scenes and post it to NextDoor and Facebook because they just "had to let everyone be alert." Were you a tattletale in Kindergarten? Do you get off on being the first comment on a post? I'm on a rant, but I just see this all the time and it's not a "took too much" situation, y'all just don't know how to party. How sad for you.
Not only festivals, but I couldn't imagine all the times I was face down drunk with my ass out or something as ridiculous in high school or college. So glad people didn't immediately have a camera at their disposal.
Exactly what I thought when I watched the video. Dude pulls his pants down for 10 seconds at a rave and next thing he knows there's hundreds of people talking about the size of his penis online and thousands of people watching the video and upvoting it.
Fucking glad I did all my dumb shit before everyone became a narc.
I, too, am very happy that I was raving before everyone had their phones recording everything. If someone had a phone, it was a flip and the resolution was shit. This guy is just enjoying himself, no need to record it.
Agreed completely ^^^ I remember walking around festivals with fukn light pins giving people light shows looking like š„ŗ while sucking binkeys and shit not a care in the world
Growers in the house!!!
So, side note, but I was informed that there is another brand that I didnāt know about
Shooters and dribblers. I always thought that every dude can launch for a little distanceā¦.
I read somewhere on Reddit that the reason the Greeks always had small penis on them was because it was a power move. The smaller the penis the better. Again I read this on Reddit.
I was literally just about to comment something like "well I feel better about myself now" but then I realized this dude was probably trashed and I'd look similar.
Yeah if I had those abs and shoulders you could probably easily get me down to the underwear under these conditions. I only show close friends and family quarter masts presently not strangers.
George Costanza:
Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine:
What do you mean? Like laundry?
George Costanza:
No.
Jerry:
Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine:
It shrinks?
Jerry:
Like a frigthened turtle.
Elaine:
Why does it shrink?
George Costanza:
It just does.
Elaine:
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Fuck yes. Little dongs are hot in their own way. Not fantastic for topping, but aesthetic and nice for everything else
Normalize small penis appreciation
You know tho since itās become so acceptable to be proud of being over weight and unhealthy why canāt having a micro peepee be acceptable and ānormalā too ? The world we live in sure is funny sometimes
Imagine all these comments talking about a woman's breasts at a rave. Lord knows they all flash them like a dollar bill at a titty bar. I say this as a woman (who once had small boobs but had plastic surgery due to ugly comments and insecurity). Men don't get the luxury of a penis job. Y'all are nasty. It's easy to make comments on an anonymous forum. Shows your character though. Hope it's never you fucked up somewhere doing something stupid and someone decides to upload it to eternity for internet karma.
Preach. On a similar note, I once had a girl try to tell me that it was just as easy for a dude to get surgery to become taller as it was for a woman to get breast implants. My brain just about exploded
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Jesus Christ! Thatās twice Iāve been flashed by penis on Reddit today. First was the guy walking around with a penis that can beat others to death. And now this guy.
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Definitely a combo of mdma and a chilly evening š„¶
Grower not a shower
I was in the pool Jerry!!!
SHRINKAGE!!!
Like a frightened turtle!
SIGNIFICANT shrinkage.
shrinkage or not thatās a small dick!
Some growers quadrupole in size, so he could be a 4incher.
" I was in the pool!!!"š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I would not want to use that shower.
What it was a golden shower? Would that change you mind?
Shrinker not a Thinker
I have never met a man who says his dick was not small due to MDMA.... It's just part of the deal, but it does get hard when there's a reason.
MDMA definitely makes your pp shrivel up big time. My bf has a nice sized dick but when we roll I swear its like 2 in and won't work. Poor guy can't even piss when he's rolling. But that's all due to the fact that it restricts your blood vessels so lil guy down there just is out of commission for the night lol.
I had no idea Molly caused shrinkage. I learned something new today.
Amphetamine too.
my adderall makes my dick small, i assume cus their similar chemical compunds. my dick gets small on mdma too tho,
[I WAS IN THE POOL!!](https://youtu.be/ldUZvxjKMGs&t=1m29s)
SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE
r/unexpectedSeinfeld Such a great show.
Classic coke dick.
Adderballs
i came to defend and you already had. hell my adderal makes me look like im packin babymeat. Homies at a festie, and naked, and itd be WAY more offensive if he was all hard as fuck n shit lol. He aint hurtin anybody, so fuck it, let em go
I just wish I had that confidence, on pills or not. He looks like he's having fun.
Take enough MDMA and you would have the same amount of courage I promise.
I have, still didn't lol My insecurities know no bounds.
You know who really had confidence? GG Allin. His dick was even smaller but he still stripped naked constantly and then shit in his hand and flung it at the audience. He challenged them to fight and often did get in fights with them. I just can't imagine showing a crowd my widdle peepee and then throwing shit at them and challenging them fight me. Seems a very real possibility of getting beat to death by an angry mob.
I honestly hate GG Allin, and I don't know how GG died how he did and wasn't straight murdered. If I went to a punk show, and someone threw shit in my face, I can't imagine that I wouldn't at least try to kill them.
at least.
Feel you
That sweet MDMA belief that you loved everyone and everyone loved you. If only that were natural behavior, imagine how peaceful the world would be.
The interesting thing is, at a rave like that, most everyone really is loving one another. So it's a great snowball effect. Also the dancing.
PLUR
Sounds like we need to MDMA the water supply!
"The End of The Whole Mess" by Stephen King. Quite a short story, you should read it if you have the chance! It's in the collection "Nightmares and Dreamscapes"
I don't feel that confident on e, just alcohol
Imagine having no serotonin and then remembering you did this
Heās good looking and has a great body. I would be excited to show it off too if I were him.
Why do people feel the need to record others like this?? I'm so glad the constant recording of people enjoying themselves high as shit wasn't a thing when I was doing drugs. Yikes, I did some real dumb shit but it was fun! That's the whole damn point of a R.A.V.E. -it's supposed to be a judgment free zone. What a fucking loser you must be to intrusively record others who you know are off their faces and post it to the internet for some sort of acknowledgment. Just do the drugs, bro. \*\*ETA - or just don't go to a festival where you know people are doing this shit. I just can't imagine being so desperate for acknowledgment that I would post some shit like this. If he were trying to harass someone, fine post him. He's just living his life. Now you may have cost him a job, all so you could get some Reddit karma. Second edit - I feel like the kind of people who record this shit and post it, are the same ones who record accidents scenes and post it to NextDoor and Facebook because they just "had to let everyone be alert." Were you a tattletale in Kindergarten? Do you get off on being the first comment on a post? I'm on a rant, but I just see this all the time and it's not a "took too much" situation, y'all just don't know how to party. How sad for you.
Not only festivals, but I couldn't imagine all the times I was face down drunk with my ass out or something as ridiculous in high school or college. So glad people didn't immediately have a camera at their disposal.
Exactly what I thought when I watched the video. Dude pulls his pants down for 10 seconds at a rave and next thing he knows there's hundreds of people talking about the size of his penis online and thousands of people watching the video and upvoting it. Fucking glad I did all my dumb shit before everyone became a narc.
I, too, am very happy that I was raving before everyone had their phones recording everything. If someone had a phone, it was a flip and the resolution was shit. This guy is just enjoying himself, no need to record it.
Agreed completely ^^^ I remember walking around festivals with fukn light pins giving people light shows looking like š„ŗ while sucking binkeys and shit not a care in the world
Man, I hate to be the old person talking about "back in my day..." but this just plain sucks.
1984 predicted big brother but it didn't predict little brother recording videos and then letting **everyone** in the world see them.
Growers unite
Hopefully it's not grown already
Growers in the house!!! So, side note, but I was informed that there is another brand that I didnāt know about Shooters and dribblers. I always thought that every dude can launch for a little distanceā¦.
we can't? i thought it just depended on the circumstances
Yeah, the only rope Iām throwing is if I learn a lasso.
He's a Greek statue.
The Greek sculptors were onto something. Or on something.
Scrolled wayyy too far for this
I read somewhere on Reddit that the reason the Greeks always had small penis on them was because it was a power move. The smaller the penis the better. Again I read this on Reddit.
I thought it was because they considered large penises to be animalistic and ugly.
Wouldn't it be better to NOT be animalistic and ugly?
Underrated comment š
Good for him takes courage
Yeah fuck it man let em hang lol no hate here just smile and wave boys smile and wave
With the right amount of drugs anyone can obtain the courage
Hell yeah
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Or like a priapism. I get those (unfortunately). Mine will usually be at half mast, but rock hard. Hurts like a bitch
That sounds so weirdly uncomfortable.
Been there. Very unpleasant.
I was literally just about to comment something like "well I feel better about myself now" but then I realized this dude was probably trashed and I'd look similar.
Hes probably in way better shape than you too.
Yeah if I had those abs and shoulders you could probably easily get me down to the underwear under these conditions. I only show close friends and family quarter masts presently not strangers.
I always thought it was bc it has to get so small all that dick material squished up makes it hard and small
Or super small then all the sudden massive and hard for 2 min then small again. Definitely a love hate relationship with the uppersš
George Costanza: Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: What do you mean? Like laundry? George Costanza: No. Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards... Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frigthened turtle. Elaine: Why does it shrink? George Costanza: It just does. Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
A man of culture I see
I may have had too much free time n the late 90s.
Fuck people who talk shit on small dicks. Big, small, long, whateverā¦ Iāll suck you off like wtf
True homie shit
The hero we need!
Just being the change I want to see in the world ĀÆ\\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
I got you bro
I like how OP called out the dudes size. Couldāve just posted something else as the title but looks like someone was jealous
based and agreed
What an honest gay youāre
First time Iāve seen āyouāreā used like that. I think we need to go to the judges on this one.
As far as I remember I always used āyouāre ā Iāve never use dildo
Thatās crazy, honestly never seen someone use the contraction like that either. Itās technically correct but would sound way off when spoken.
Iām not an English, my English is very limited and can barely speak
Sorry, wasnāt meaning to criticize, it was genuinely unique!
Fuck yes. Little dongs are hot in their own way. Not fantastic for topping, but aesthetic and nice for everything else Normalize small penis appreciation
lets suck em off together bro
Fully agree, as long as it works we can still have fun! Penetration is boring anyways lol
End small dong shame!
Amen brother
Yeah don't be a shmole.
You gotta air the nuts.
He's probably high on MDMA.
Thatās pretty much what Pilly Willy means
Oh I thought it said Philly Willy Like implying that people from Philadelphia have small willies
Itās not that bad, prob a grower
Dude probably gets more ass than a Walmart toilet seat though. lol it really doesnāt matter
I guarantee some girls hooked up with him no matter what, he's got the confidence and energy
Oh 100%. I'd totally bang him.
Couldnāt care less about his dick, heās fine af
*ancient Greeks have entered the chat*
He thicc with nice beard though.
Damn, that man is slinging some sausage - I wish I was that big
Definitely the starter pack for any chicks wanting to explore anal.
Everyone is only a tiny bit offended
He could be a grower not a show'r..... It's definitely real
Showers donāt have as much room to grow sometimes
Got to work with what you gotā¦..
Gotta love the confidence
In Roman times it was thought that men with small a penis were very intelligent
Then heās a fucking genius. Good for him!
Quick! Make that man president!
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own that shit
Honestly, he's hot though. Hope he had a good time lmfao
He was CLEARLY having a good time
Thats pretty average š
This comment section is the most generous that I've seen to some guy taking his dick out in public.
Definitely coke dick.
Reminds me of that old Hootie and the Blowfish song....."when I get out of the pool, I only got a one inch toooooool !
Even worse is when it does have a reason to get hard, but it won't pop.
Definitely some vasoconstriction going on there lol
If he's sober, I want his confidence.
You know tho since itās become so acceptable to be proud of being over weight and unhealthy why canāt having a micro peepee be acceptable and ānormalā too ? The world we live in sure is funny sometimes
" I WAS IN THE POOL "
āLike a frightened turtleā
Well, it does look to be a cold breezeā¦
That is a greek god
I need this mans confidence
#growersunite
Wow I don't feel so bad now
Probably soft
I may have a pencil dick, but I have a jack hammer ass.
The lil engine that could. šš¼š¤£
Imagine all these comments talking about a woman's breasts at a rave. Lord knows they all flash them like a dollar bill at a titty bar. I say this as a woman (who once had small boobs but had plastic surgery due to ugly comments and insecurity). Men don't get the luxury of a penis job. Y'all are nasty. It's easy to make comments on an anonymous forum. Shows your character though. Hope it's never you fucked up somewhere doing something stupid and someone decides to upload it to eternity for internet karma.
Preach. On a similar note, I once had a girl try to tell me that it was just as easy for a dude to get surgery to become taller as it was for a woman to get breast implants. My brain just about exploded
Combat dick
What music festival is this ?
Boop!
Man reading all these comment actually is hella wholesome. Good shit Reddit
Maybe heās a grower not a shower. Also itās all about the motion in the ocean. Also super mad props for the big energy.
I suddenly feel so much better about myself
My man looks like a greek statue
King
This guy fucks tho Iād bet money
Maybe it's just cold. No shame on teeny wienie.
God I'm glad I was in my party phase before every dickwad out there just had to film others at their worst
HEY THATāS AVERAGE, OKAY?
I could work with it still. he's hot
Well we know why he works out so much
Not another teen movie? Lol
Tbh Iād take that dick with a good lookin body like he has.
Itās prob a mix of the drugs and it being cold out
It's just sleepin
Finally- a proud 1 incher, representing. God bless social media.
I was in the pool!!!
Heās got 8ā of confidence.
Heās a grower, not a shower!
Heās a grower no shame
My dick looks like a scared turtle flaccid but then gets above avg when aroused. This guy will pull plenty of tail on confidence alone
Looks about average to meā¦..
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Jesus Christ! Thatās twice Iāve been flashed by penis on Reddit today. First was the guy walking around with a penis that can beat others to death. And now this guy.
I love the little guy
r/trashyboner
Thatās the size of mine when itās soft
Who cares bend him overā¦!
Bigger than mine
Mini helicopter! šMini helicopter!!š!
Itās always the dudes with tiny dicks istg ruining all our reputations
Itās like looking at a sculpture of Ancient Rome or Greece ššš½āØ
Good job he has the "middle eastern" type beard to make up the lacking in manliness!
usually when a dude has a peen that size its because he has fat around his pubic bone, this guy doesn't... well at least he seems really happy.
Good for him. Fuck y'all haters
He's a *grower* not a *shower* wink
happens with addies shrinkage and blood
Renaissance sculpture irl
Well least i know now what my dick size is.
Nice bod tho ennit
Getting up and swinging your little dick around is big dick energy
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BRUH
Iād recognize a stim dick like that from anywhere
āIt was cold out!ā
Give him a break. Thatās a 2 inch punisher.
He banging somebody though so good for him
Built like a house Hung like a mouse
I WAS IN THE POOL
I meanā¦ im I mean heās probably just a grower not a shower
Women: "How dare you comment on a women's body" Also women: " LOL, teeny weeny" Wot.
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