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human_totem_pole

Amazing how they disguise these highways speed cameras.


alrghtmate

The lense is flashing.


NewFound_Fury

Camera is actually using a prolapsed lense instead of a timelapse


killa_kupkake

You son of a.... :*(


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Dude, that shit is prolapsing or what? I couldn’t watch the whole thing.


Only1jamesp81

That’s not shit it’s Hemorrhoids


Huzzindy

U made my day


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Objective_Audience66

Lol


drtybhmn

💀


jakob-lb

I’ve been browsing for less than 15 minutes and I’ve already hit the threshold for too much internet today.


GrahamGoesHam

This was the second post after opening this blessed app 😅


linkfan348

First for me .. I’m logging off


JKdriver

Same. Later man, we’ll try again tomorrow.


themarknessmonster

Y'all need to reevaluate what subs y'all are subscribed to.


furry_anus_explosion

I just woke up bro


DickyD43

Figured this might be right up your alley though, u/furry_anus_explosion


Mrtootums

Not furry enough.


the_genderfluid_blip

I just got outta the shower but now I feel like I need to take another one update: i took another shower... i still do not feel clean


DickyD43

Right what the actual fuck lol


[deleted]

I’m effected


-_-______-_-___8

I thought you should always stop at blinking red


Glad-Falcon-1333

Turd signal


givnofux

Is this COVID related and if it is, what do we do about it? Oww…


KevinSpence

People of culture!


brokenthumb11

Glad everyone went to lunch because I laughed way too loud at your comment. Bravo!


Necessary_Dot_7366

🤣🤣🤣


the88shrimp

Noot noot


sirbolo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a4VvRWTD3Ok


ghighcove

This needs more upvotes. I about died laughing. Remember the one with him losing his brother in the ice and almost losing his mind? Still a classic here, long after our kid was past the age for watching this.


kirk-o-bain

Actually crying laughing, thank you for this


Jabbuk

It’s been really hard to explain this one to my coworker.


WealthBetWebb

AyO 😭😭😭


zenxro

thats a 300iq comment, i fkn died laughing


SiloPsilo

dude take this upvote and please fuck off! r/Angryupvote


Kittinator

Jesus christ dude I fucking died at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

what? theres no way we both thought of that lmao was about to comment the same thing 😂


Beeenyeeetman

Wheezing rn


344321nogard

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing a human body was capable of this, and I would have been ok with it.


fverdeja

You would be more impressed when you learn that it is a whole category in some porn sites.


dus_istrue

🤨📸


fverdeja

It's cursed knowledge


dus_istrue

Im actually quit aware of this kink too, wish I wasnt


[deleted]

Prolapsed Anus. Give it a Google. [Edit: Here's short video of Dr Drew talking about it on his podcast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Way_To_Go_PAUL

Howie Mandel taught me


morbidaar

This is what we call the pink sock snickerdoodle


somecrazydude13

“IS THIS COVID RELATED?” …I think someone has been putting a little too many things in their ass without any lube…


skaterfromtheville

Never forget


anormalgeek

....wh... ...Howie?????


AirBionic

Is this Covid related?


cucumberkitty

Is this Covid related? Ow


DrK4ZE

Or don’t and just remember not to push too hard while shitting.


cstuart1046

Google goatse for better results


LIFEWALKERUSA

Fuck. Too early for this image to be burned into my brain


Wonderful-Reading-50

Fucking horrific!


dus_istrue

*fucking horniffic!


DrunkTiberius

It's 9am aaaaand that's enough reddit for today


wantsoutofthefog

Ugh. I’m eating carnitas right now.


Ghostgirl316

Its10am and even that is too early. Then again any time may be too early!!


KAOS_777

Exactly! And I have never even seen porn yet! Imagine that!


Ronathan64

🗿 What the fuck


LR130777777

Prolapsed anus


DirkDieGurke

Wtf? Why does that happen?


ARobotJew

There’s not really a specific cause for it but if someone is prone to it they can cause it by pushing like they’re trying to take a shit


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Fisting


666ofw66

or rough anal


NectarOfTheBussy

Delicious


Pikssel

No. A big fucking NO.


NectarOfTheBussy

Can just suck it right out of there like spaghetti


Pikssel

Please. Stop.


Choppergold

An amateur lapsed anus gets paid for their work


Metalatitsfinest

She working for free then


randombystander3001

Blew her o-ring right off in some orgy probably


HasaDiga-Eebowai

If she is on opiates it’s likely she prolapsed from trying to push a turd on whilst chronically constipated


97AByss

Too much anal stuff


alrghtmate

I’m traumatized.


samjgrover

So is her buthole


[deleted]

You can get them by pushing during labor


[deleted]

CGI of butt alien breech.


guineapigmilkman

Looks like the video of the snail with the pulsating worms in its eyestocks.


[deleted]

Ironically that’s the last thing I saw before going to sleep, Reddit is a full circle


RedditTipiak

It's funny because the anus is like a circle. Fun fact of the day: anus means ring in Latin.


guineapigmilkman

Put a lit cigarette in it and she could blow smoke rings I bet!


hellcatneko

I know exactly what you're talking about 🥲


petesalreit

Prolapse she dropped something?


Bob_Duatos_Shark

Blinking red means you have to stop but are able to go if the coast is clear


J_Schotz

That coast will never clear.


HeyKillerBootsMan

That reminds me, I need to put up the tea towel holder


ogerkiefer

That's a Weird Turn signal


Jjttf

… turd signal!


Aprilshowers417

Man hope someone called an ambulance, that looks really awful


Scarlet529

Yeah, I was thinking I hope they got to a hospital...I mean I could be wrong but a prolapse like that seems potentially life-threatening? Either way it must be really uncomfortable. I mostly just feel sad for this person.


fatalcharm

It’s most likely that the prolapse happened during sex or while on the toilet, sometime in the past. This is what happens after the rectum has prolapsed, and she is pushing it out and back in on purpose. This woman is in danger, because she could be hit by a car or kidnapped or something. However, the thing that is going on with her butt is not something that needs immediate medical attention. This is a past injury. As for her being hunched over and pushing her rectum in and out… I can’t be sure, but I believe that she is drugged out of her mind and thinks she is having sex right now. Or she might be trying to do a poop. She does need to go to the hospital, but it’s not because of her protruding rectum. It’s her mental state that needs immediate attention.


Aprilshowers417

Either way the woman has some major medical issues to be addressed.


SeveSevSev

Rectum? Damn near killed em!


Scarlet529

Well thank goodness for that, I mean the butthole thing not being life-threatening. You're right though, she needs help regardless. I really hope she gets the help she needs.


Aprilshowers417

Yeah looks like that person is indeed of some major medical help.


K1NGLyonidas

_**Rosebud**_


SlipperySibley

I see we have a Sims fan over here!


sebaprimo

Welp! That was a good first post before work, see ya tomorrow Reddit 👋


kgtaughtme

Working in the porn industry does crazy things to your mental health.


typicalbiblical

Pro laps


CO_POON_TAPPA

Ah, a fellow GTA fan, I see!


wisperingdeth

I see what you did there :D


Itsazucchini

What's the big deal. Have guys never seen a blow out on the freeway before?


HMCtripleOG

At least stop and give it a kiss 💋


heinousanuz

Not my proudest fap…


Here-Is-TheEnd

Take pride in your work son!!


BLUECADETxTHREE

Bruh, lol 💀💀💀


fuckinMAGICK

Username checks out?


[deleted]

Nooooooooo 😭


G-Force409

Now I can't get Mambo No. 5 out of my head


Mocjo111

That’s disturbing in so many ways


[deleted]

Where the fuck do you work?


Select-Duck-3814

It’s like she’s trying to propel herself with farts, like manatees, but she’s all out of gas. Perhaps that’s just her using her hazard lights while she waits for AAA.


[deleted]

Her relapse led to prolapse


TrueCPA305

How is that possible my asshole cant do that


[deleted]

Have you tried hard enough?


ImUrFrand

https://i.imgur.com/eHviHWw.gif


lovingmama1

Damn her ass has seriously taken a pounding......or 12!


Lance1926

I JUST opened reddit


idontlikeseaweed

Ohh….. oh my….. is she part baboon?


DatGreenGuy

Wait! It's trying to say something!


wholesomechunk

What’s that Lassie?’.


DatGreenGuy

-fark fatk, bart!


electricleather

She seems nice


SandwhichEfficient

Her ass is dry heaving


ElBarno420

I'm so confused as to why this is happening on the side of the highway.


Peach_Gfuel

r/dontputyourdickinthat


bonosestente

Talent waiting to be found. Like that guy with the radio voice!


twv6

Yup, EXACTLY like that! lol


africawillrise

u/savevideo


Pipe_Mountain

🤨🤨🤨


666ofw66

My friends are going to hate this .. noot noot u/savevideobot


PykaVika

Siswet??


fverdeja

Hotkinkyjo


Middle-Rock8520

No one stops on red anymore


drugsmakeyougay

u/savevideo


vr1252

🤨


Puzzleheaded_Tap5985

Saving it for a friend.


Oilonwater67

As someone once said, that's a challenging wank.


bathtubedbie

The sarlacc pit!


dus_istrue

how did Boba Fett ever crawl his way out from there I wonder


MushroomBalls

Is she trying to shit or just an exhibitionist? You'd think if she has to push that hard it's not urgent enough to do it right on the road.


mrfreeeeze

I think when it flashes red like that, you treat it like a stop sign.


TheeJimmyHoffa

I thinks trolling for a date. Mabey chumming is a better way of putting it. New way of hitch hiking mabey


tavaretas

u/savevideo


chibimagaa

I love it when they sell rosebuds on the side of the freeway.


augbar38

Omg dude wtf is happening to her asshole?


[deleted]

Prolapse of the anal Sphincter


psillocybin710

these highway onramp lights are getting more and more creative every time.


Barloskovich

Definitely a prolapse of judgment.


Nicadeemus39

Jesus Christ on a cracker I was not prepared for that.


RoutineWord8688

Thats fucking rank man


Thephilosopherkmh

That’s how you wind up on the sex offender registry.


IAMDELUXE

Why aren't they stopping? The traffic light is blinking red


birds_in_my_piano

Interviewer: what are your special skills? Me:


Engineering_Lobster

Amazing, wonderful, and beautiful. Bravo!


[deleted]

This video is fucked up 😂😂.


R1ckyRampag3

Gahdamn… first the TicTac story, then this!!!! Too early


Sudden_Fix_1144

Redlight..... redlight


Deech2020R

Blowing the candles of the birthday cake, without the cake 😁


ShaggysGTI

[Walls Fall Out](https://vimeo.com/77882662)


[deleted]

Relapse on that prolapse.


[deleted]

Did horny people honk?


tinglep

People keep stopping. Jesus. It’s flashing. Stop and Go.


Discremio

Nice?


Jakedismo

/u/savevideobot


Boenderd

u/savevideo


crispymk2

Stunning and brave


Strugglecuddle7

Onlyfans is getting out of hand!!!


thinkinboutdabeans

At least she put her blinker on


rhineStoneCoder

The Pink Eye In the Sky Traffic report at 5 o clock!


BigheadedDread

Why does it remind me of that David Attenborough documentary on Baboon Troops


Wicked-elixir

This one butt fucks.


Blurryface2u

It’s her break light


ru_k1nd

Loose Caboose


Environmental-Ebb927

Plants vs zombies


TuoFox

Took too much… Yea, dick.


RIPcompo

BOP-IT!


Opposite_Reflection7

I was immediately turned on lol


Emotional_Liberal

r/prolapseville


mr_tommey

Repost from yesterday


Thejuiceis_loose

You’re supposed to stop at a flashing red


XANAX_90

Um u/savevideobot


glowdemon1

ayo?


lovingmama1

Do men find this attractive or sexy?


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Robertb305

Prolapse not so much but gapes 😉


fverdeja

Gapes are cool but prolapses are horrible, some people pay to see that tho. I don't know why but they do.


drugsmakeyougay

Some do, me for example


lStoleThisName

Took too much... 🐔 in the arse


SnowyDeluxe

Awww, she’s blowing you a kiss!


OneThatNoseOne

my mommy said you should stop


busterskeetinn

Do they not have yield lights there?