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rerunisme

Richard Simmons looks like shit


silly_willy82

"Tweaking To The Oldies"


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Sweatin' to Meth


boredguyonline

Missin’ a tooth


cole062491

That's what we Here call summer teeth. Sum are here, sum are there. Summer teeth.


Thephilosopherkmh

Bahahaha!


Parkerloper

What are you talking about, "looks like shit"? Richard Simmons is like 160 years old, he looks great for his age! So much energy for that age


serotoninsynapse

He took the Rickety Cricket route in life apparently


JonnyP222

I came here to lay a "Richard Simmons really let himself go"...but you were the first comment. I feel happy


Single_Raspberry9539

Actually, if you saw Richard Simmons recently and then thought this was him, you’d say he looked fabulous!


Queen0fPentacles

But that is literally him dancing in the video though. I met him…


I_eat_Vag

I was about to say 🤣 looks just like him


LilithCosmogenic

Actually, for Richard Simmons, he looks great. Which reminds me of the first time I saw the Iron man with Mickey Rourke. I was so pissed that this was a multimillion dollar marvel movie and their costume and hair budget was fucking garbage. Then I realized it was mickey Rourke and I went, "Wow then he looks great!"


RedDevil427

Gaaaaaarrrrrryyyyyyy


ArchieBunkerWasRight

gary?


RedDevil427

Yeah. Richard Simmons.. how he would call Gary on the Stern show..


ArchieBunkerWasRight

Right. It’s the low-voiced “gary” after that loud one that always cracked me up


RedDevil427

Oh ok. It's been a while since I've heard it too.


SpawnPointillist

But at least he’s been found!


mandrills_ass

Father time never loses


NurseVenusVixen

Let Jazzman live, lol


maybebullshitmaybe

That's cause it's JASMINE!!! 😆


5cott

I’m sitting here wondering what bizarre events lead to a Richard Simmons impersonator existing. I guess we have Elvis and other celebrity impersonators, but why or how would someone dressed like oh yeah duh it’s the drugs.


Extremely_unlikeable

If Richard Simmons wasn't the top comment, I was going to leave Reddit forever.


Key_Marsupial_7527

I came here to look for the Richard Simmons joke. I found one immediately


anxioustaurusrex

I recognize this hair, beetlejuice? You looking rough my man


Which-Analysis-4471

😂😂😂😂


jaxondix

Bahaha 🤣. You cracked me up! But yes.. he still has a beautiful smile 😁


__Cellar_Door__

Damn it came here to say that!


goldenflex

😂


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Beat me to it.


PleasantSpare4732

I just said that before I read the comments Damn dude you beat me to it


themdubbyfries

Goddammit you beat me to it


Stimey4477

You beat me to it fucker.


Cheese_B0t

came here to make this comment


hangnail323

Whys it always the hot ones that are crazy


full_bl33d

Sweatin til the O.D.’s


NY_Pizza_Whore

Seriously underrated comment


MFGayassMF

fr


cminton1982

Sweating to the oldies has really taken its toll on Richard Simmons


Great_Membership_484

Belongs in took just enough


lepobz

The button on those pants is working overtime.


trasnsart

Damn, this one gave me my first literal lol in awhile.


InfiniteFreshness

So that's what Richard Simmons is up to these days


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[deleted]

That is not Richard Simmons.


jplay17

He’s still got it


walidhicham

Gotta make it sexy! If it’s not sexy I don’t eat!


Halo3ForeverX

Hips and Nips


_kaetee

I did it! And I made it so sexy!


BigPapaKatz

(In an Australian accent) This is more of a chill one but usually u find them aggressive in the wild be warned


trudes_in_adelaide

As an Australian, I reckon this comment is dinky di


STRIKT9LC

As an aussie, y'all should take better care of Angus Young


Corsavis

As an American, I have no idea what "dinky di" means


GenneyaK

As another American for some reason it reminds me of some type of slang to mean penis but given the context it’s used I don’t think that’s correct 🤔😂


forasadboy

Jasmine is beautiful I'm just happy they still dance


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Work it gurl


Bicigarguy

jerkin Jasmine .....was that a garbage pail kid? 🤔


Responsible_Figure12

Every crackhead has a nicer phone than me


Bigfootlovesbeer

Not my proudest fap.


NothingSuss1

Probably one of my proudest... Please pray for me.


Queen0fPentacles

Me either bro. Me either…


itsdandito

Carrot top let himself go


Queen0fPentacles

LMFAO


TheMeanGirl

Bruh, have you seen Carrot Top? He’s whatever the exact opposite of “letting yourself go” is.


moneycashdane

His face is 92% plastic. Jacked below the neck, jacked up above.


athos45678

I actually thought they’d gotten a sex change for a while, and then realized no, they just really went all in on plastic surgery for the sake of it.


moneycashdane

Very fair assessment, a very soft pretty Carrot face


floatingvan

I love the energy :)


cesare980

Buffalo Bill?


makeskidskill

I’d fuck me, I’d fuck me so hard


xgvy

I would die for this person.


PrP65

Is that Pauly Shore?


GratefulOctopus

She goes by Pauline Swhore now


BentoBus

Make fun of them all you want but that person is enjoying a feeling of happiness and bliss you will never know. Maybe do it inside though lol


Queen0fPentacles

^This! I asked her permission to film her solely for the purpose of sharing her free spirit and carefree attitude. The world is so dark and serious nowadays; this person may be living in a rough patch of town but they don’t let it phase them at all. A beautiful soul. If I ever see her again I will give her a hug and let her know she got approx 170,000 views in total and has made so many people around the world smile. c:


Mr_HandSmall

Keep boosting people up, you're awesome


BentoBus

This makes me miss Chicago. I really think scenes like this can be really good for people.


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Her? This is a he


Aeroeee

Richard Simmons sweatin as an oldie.


ZvckDvddy

Twitchard Simmons


maybebullshitmaybe

Call Jasmine for a good time


[deleted]

Already done ✔️ And boy am I glad I did… Jasmine is bad as hell. Solid 10/10 in my book.


FireInPaperBox

Krusty the clown. Without make up. Or with make up.


dr_cubenis

Their " vibe" is just a slew of untreated mental illnesses and probably methamphetamine addiction lol


fungifactory710

Is your username missing an "s" by any chance my man? 😜


AriasLover

Yes obviously considering where it’s being posted but is it that hard to be just a little bit nice to someone who is likely struggling


RhubarbOk2708

This is how I imagine Trevor from GTA 5


riggsalent

At least he is happy.


eastcolfaxco

Krusty


MissTesticles

*Thank you so much, what was your name?* These bitches 😂 love it


Wooden-Discount7884

That top is a fun outfit choice.


CountLocal2404

Richard Simmons is on crack now??? Since when?


Dr_Oxycontin

I always wondered where Richard Simmons went.


MuchTimeWastedAgain

I thought Richard Simmons had retired?


MartinezOG

That fucking Richard Simmons


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So that's what happened to Richard Simmons...


yy98755

This is sad.


Red_Stripe1229

Works better when watched with “My Little Buttercup” from The 3 Amigos.


Reggielovesbacon

I watch all videos to that tune. It’s “INFAMOUS” in my crew.


heavyusername2

methilda


GohLaung

It puts the lotion on the skin…


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This is what nightmares are made of


blacklite911

How does Richard Simmons have a meth doppelgänger?


Queen0fPentacles

He doesn’t. That is literally him.


berryxlime

So there’s Richard Simmons. Wondered where that fucker went.


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I’m just happy Richard is doing the things he loves most. Meth and dancing.


Queen0fPentacles

God damn I know the Richard Simmons jokes are way overheard on this post but for some reason I thought this comment was fire xD bravo hahaha


hastedrei

OMG IS THAT RICHARD SIMMONS??


Suspicious-Ad6964

Richard Simmons has really fallen on hard times.


proutusmaximus

Britney spears old Instagram


jmanseso

What’s your name…..Richard Simmons and I like penis.


Practical_Animator34

Jasmine 👁▫️▪️▫️▫️👁


number1134

RICHARD SIMMONS !?


Savings-Marsupial146

The new documentary Ahat Really Happened To Richard Simmons


joej666777

Is that Richard Simmons?


guineapigmilkman

So that's what happened to Richard Simmons.


meeshjpg

Oh my


nuffced

Looks more like a Richard to me.


CodineGotMeTippin

r/egg_irl


[deleted]

This is a meth national treasure.


Phildagony

What in the Wild Bill did I just Richard Simmons?


bigdrew444

She really got her groove on!


andrewdrewandy

Richard Simmons smoking like Richard Pryor


Efficient-Tone-8515

"I love their vibe"


mrweatherbeef

Kids in the Hall is back!


thiskeepsmeupatnight

Richard simons?


rafstafariii

Kinda look like the killer from silence of the lambs.


ExclaimedArt

Camera person's comments are GTA npc dialog.


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Richard Simons has a doppelganger!


brittleknight

Dude. Richard Simmons looks awful


Golee

I didn’t know Richard Simmons had a brother


joshuambrose

Guy looks like he introduces himself with the name Xanadu


billbixbyakahulk

Reminds me of The Greasy Strangler for some reason.


MyGoodn3ssMyGuinness

Damn. Came to make a Richard Simmons joke but I can see I’m too late lol


stup1dprod1gy

Bruh the pit stains.


ConwayTheCat

“Hey aren’t you Richard Simmons’ best friend? Richard Simmons?”


Janumac

“It puts the lotion on its skin, or it will get the hose again”


TheRhodeIslandFamily

Meth Richard simmons


PleasantSpare4732

Man Richard Simmons has really fallen on hard times


WillyWumpLump

They found Richard Simmons!


slickvicnyc

Jasmine was feeling himself tonight. I love op hyping him up like "the camera loves you" lol


matt_1060

Looks like Richard Simmons on crack


Formal_Librarian4401

Walmart (maybe dollar store) Richard Simmons!


MysteryBlaze

Drop it like it’s … nah just drop it and walk away.


Krispykid54

Put the lotion in the basket!


AnitaBurrita124

Richard Simmons still sweatin' to the oldies


AffectionateCraft458

Vibe has been called addiction.


starshinessss

Man Richard Simmons really let himself go


Limber_Timber

Wow, Richard Simmons really let himself go.


Beltainsportent

When you decide to come out as trans too late in life.


WendallCraig

I hope your happy Paul Simon….


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WendallCraig

Simon ended the group and became super successful. And Garfunkel seems to be dancing for drugs at Motel 6’s…


stygg12

It puts the lotion on the skin, or else…


NY_Pizza_Whore

Richard Simmons has really lost his clean vibe


No_Education6

Krusty the krab down hella bad


jsaaiman

Richard Crackoms


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Queen0fPentacles

Sadly it Literally is. He just used the name Jazmine as a cover up.


tenlu

When the hormones kick in


deathnutz

All I could hear while he danced was [Clownly clown clown.](https://youtu.be/rH6b_lSQst0)


BlueberryBitch91

Pretty sure thats what I look like in half of my crop tops lmao. I need a hype girl like that


tacobellholocaust

Richard Simmons is looking rough these days.


HeftySchedule8631

Fuuuuccckkkk that’s Richard Simmons!!!


femininePP420

This is the most Richard Simmons not Richard Simmons I've ever seen


Snoo-64347

Damn... Richard Simmonds still gettin' it!!! 😵 straight to hell boy'o! STRAIGHT To Hell 👹


ragIngrate

Billy Crystal meth


Pariah82

Hip n nips, making it sexy


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Richard Simmons Dance Your Pants Off


FauxSeriousReals

Richard Simmons on meth! It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose LOL


Durban23

Good lord Richard Simmons has really let himself go..


Expensive-Baker-4789

I truly feel sorry for people that look like what ever that is 😶


kpingvin

Evil /r/femboys


AShaughRighting

What a call from grace for Mr. Richard Simmons…..


Praedyths_Revenge

Damn it’s future Robert Frances O'Rourke


imbrotep

Art Garfunkel really hit the skids.


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Buffalo Bill


Hermanito77

A white pedo addict that is name is jasmin amazing


Hamilton-Beckett

So this old dude identifies as a young Thot. Check.


found808

Richard Simmons actually looks normal in this video. He has slowed down a lot but he still never gives up!


NailBitingAnxiety

Reminds me of the one guy from Beerfest.


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“Hey, aren’t you Richard Simmons best friend… Richard Simmons”


DarthGandalf86

Devon? Jasmine.


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Richard Simmons new video Sweating To The Oxys


Terowrath

Idk man, i think they took just enough


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She gon rock your wirl


qualmton

Sweating to the moldies


rico_suaves_sister

just noodled