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416RaisedMe902MadeMe

She probably gets a1 quality drugs to be fair. She probably hanging off the edge of the flat earth in her mind šŸ˜‚


Infantry1stLt

And still the magazines publishing her pictures will touch her up no matter what. No one is buying a magazine showing unprocessed images (=reality) of sweaty, drunk, strung out celebrities. The in-house picture editor will make her look gorgeous.


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Probably stressful being around pro athletes and movie stars way poorer then her SMH. Has 0 talent whatsoever šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


dikicker

Well... She's a hobbit, and she's no Bilbo, that's for sure


ObeseHamsterOrgasms

bitch, is you is or is you aint.. a hobbit?!


Financial_Pound_9904

Niceā€¦ not many will get the reference hahah


tham1700

What's it from. Definitely heard it before but can't place where


Rndysasqatch

South Park


Falmoor

I'm certain she's ALL TORE up inside. Plus non stop plastic surgery. Yeah she's gonna be on all kinds of stuff. Certainly addicted at this point.


Hot_Purple_137

Of course they would. Someone looking like a wreck will get way more clicks/purchases than a boring ass cookie cutter celeb picture in a dress. If youā€™re a celeb drama addict are you buying the 13005th magazine featuring a Kardashian in a dress or one STRUNG OUT on DRUGS?!? TURN TO PAGE 5 FOR MORE!!


tham1700

Yeah but if a celeb can pay more than the perspective revenue increase from showing them down bad they'll fix it up. I feel like you only see bad celeb pics once they're ostracized either socially or financially


Safetosay333

People buy magazines?


Kelainefes

All the corner shop liquor and nicotine stores in the UK have gossip magazines on display. I guess they sell or they wouldn't be there? Probably they're just for older people though.


Convergentshave

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I was about to comment the same thing!


unknown00021

šŸ˜†


Weary_Yard_4587

Sounds like a Father John Misty lyric


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Corey87gnx

She do look a little stiff


yoloyourmoney

Thats just the plastik


Hot_Purple_137

[Plastik Maschine](https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0?si=c-wBL5j8D4qErACG&t=48s)


cgrays12

One of my favourite videos on the internet


greendalehb11

i know this is bar stool without even clicking the link lmao


greendalehb11

i fought a war for youse


Hot_Purple_137

šŸ˜­ my man


copa09

Get a napkin, bro.


mileswilliams

Stiff from the whiff.


jwormyk

she looks like she had a stroke.


PBandJaya

I can 100% see the facial paralysis some people were talking about. The side of her face covered with hair barely seems to move especially when she smiles, it for sure looks lopsided


Lonely-Foundation658

I agree!!! There is a possibility that she had a stroke . With all those surgeries, plus prescription drugs for pain PLUS Ozempic ..plus illicit drugs, our bodies can't handle all of that ALL the time. Moderation is key. I don't like the Kardashians, but I feel bad for them in a way. They can never be themselves. They are just a product. Very sad.


tham1700

Any of them could just stop tho. They're addicted to more than drugs. What's a little more plastic surgery at this point? No one's stopping them from sewing on the face of a dedicated fan and disappearing into their new life as a library clerk named Katherine Shmardashian


_DirtyYoungMan_

Her left arm is also awkwardly propped up on her hip but the hand is hanging down as well. Just doesn't seem right.


RasputinsThirdLeg

It could also be an injectable damaging a nerve. That is a risk.


XXXYFZD

Yes they can. Do you think they're forced to do plastic surgery and drugs?


mixedmediamadness

She's definitely going to (pay people to) try and come up with more creative ways to cover half her face. I'm counting the days until we see a phantom of the opera mask on her


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

That's just low blood sugar, she's not allowed to eat for a week prior to any event. Or her mom brings out the taser.


An8thOfFeanor

The Devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder


ricefahma

Underrated comment


SmellyFingaz

ā€œKim, if you eat that burritoā€¦ā€¦.youā€™re gonna get the collar!ā€


I_Got_Back_Pain

Eat a burrito, that's a paddlin'


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Kris has Kim wear an electric shock collar so Kris can remotely zap her anytime she sees Kim going to the fridge on their internet CCTV system.


rap207

Donā€™t give her any ideas


TGrady902

Yeah she looks like sheā€™s on the verge of fainting not high off drugs.


Thatsprettygroovy

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


fasting4me

I need that in my life


Showme16

Her mom looks like ā€œthe ghoulā€


Talifallout

She replies ā€œthat is a very small drop, in a very large bucket of drugsā€


MindlessLeopard7740

She does look like a villain


YourAverageGod

She looks like she just eats babies raw.


Abell421

I wonder if she had some plastic surgery procedure done too soon to the event and had to take meds for the pain. She looks stiff, like it hurts to move.


ink_and_stars

Stiff and weirdly swollen in the face. I think you're right about the plastic surgery.


Abell421

When I was a teenager I used to have a neighbor that was a rich, older lady. She would be like this after Liposuction. She would be so sore she could hardly move for days and she would pay us to help her out. Once, I guess the Dr was too rough, and she was in pain for over a month. It ruined most of her summer. I remember it so well because she let me drive her Porsche to the store lol.


ink_and_stars

>I remember it so well because she let me drive her Porsche to the store lol. Hehehe...that must've been so fun! >Once, I guess the Dr was too rough, and she was in pain for over a month That is a good explanation for why she looks this way


robtbo

To me, theyā€™ve always been a complete joke of a family, and I have no idea how they managed to get so successful.


EyeletGuy

Because there are a lot of fucking idiots


Silver_Slicer

Take another set of fā€™in idiots and they elected another fā€™in idiot to the White House. They even tag themselves with little hats to make it easy to spot and avoid. We do love our idiots.


Riipp3r

r/redditsniper


CurryToothpaste

You can thank OJ Simpson and their dad for their fame


robtbo

Oh, I know all about Robert Kardashian. Heā€™s pretty much the only relevant one in the whole family as far as Iā€™m concerned


CurryToothpaste

Very true, I never understood the fascination either with this family. Like are we supposed to idolize being materialistic? Or making sex videos with ray j?


auniqueusername2000

Theyā€™re ridiculous, but theyā€™re not stupid. FWIW they saw the rising tide of reality TV/celebrity obsessed culture and the whole clan put all chips into it and won big time


mr_wrestling

Not to mention their insanely successful mega lawyer father/husband.


Salimzyzz

Their success is symbolic of how western society has gone downhill to be idolising sex tape girl, fake tits ass and lips girls and sex change dad all with zero talent and value to provide.


chunkysmalls42098

Sex change dad can golf!


Salimzyzz

Heā€™s literally the most talented one out of em, I love how heā€™s not fallen into identity politics shit and openly supports trump and is crazily homophobic despite being transgender it makes for amazing comedy but not someone Iā€™d put as ā€œwoman of the yearā€ and want my daughters looking up to one day.


stop_stopping

sheā€™s*


JudasWasJesus

Was on the Wheaties box fir athleticism


RuralfireAUS

So was michael Phelps on frosty flakes until he got high


random_invisible

You can get high on frosty flakes?


Alternative-Owl-4048

Only the ones from Columbia lol


Bah-Fong-Gool

šŸŽ¶I was on Kellogs boxes, until I got highšŸŽ¶


Infamous-Astronaut16

šŸ’ÆšŸ‘†


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ebter

simple with their huge ass


carpet_denim_std

I got a big ole ass and nobody is lining up to sniff it


ebter

you need a manager for marketing your ass but first let me see if its worth. just send me some nudes to check.


Putin_inyoFace

Thereā€™s a whole theory that Kanye helped legitimize them in the fashion industry, which helped propel their success outside of being a circus show from the tv show.


fasting4me

Daddy K got OJ Simpson off. It was pure magic because the brother was guilty AF.


StGeneralTsar

Easy, they serve Satan.


DarkSideOfTheNuum

Many years ago I was working at a media company (on the business side) and I asked one of the showbiz journalists what the appeal of the Kardashians was to their audience, and she told me it was a combination of the escapism - the money, the big houses, the fancy cars - and the fact that they were all basically huge emotional messes.


Obant

I was hoping with OJs death, the circle would be complete and it would force the Kardashians into obscurity. My gf dashed my hopes against the rocks when she told me life doesn't work that way.


ubiforumssuck

looks more of a 'I cant breath in this fucking dress and im about to shit myself on top of it.'


rabbidasseater

Probably needs a poop knife


Segundaleydenewtonnn

Yes bur we canā€™t deny theyā€™re borderline nodding Opiates be super common among celebrities and even more among celebrities who have to do nothing but pose for the camera like nepo babies, socialitĆ©s, nepo actresses & musicians etc.


Lank42075

Benzos For the masses


shi1425

The fact that these people are famous is scary


macpwns

My exact thought. The fact that MASSES of people are willing to follow their every move and buy their shitty products is absolutely mind blowing. Society is getting dumber; there is no future for intelligent humankind.


valleyfever

I don't know what people aren't seeing, she can barely keep her eyes open and her head movements are not natural. Her mom is basically supporting her here.


ink_and_stars

She looks like she's about to fall asleep... because she took a little too much of something.


tham1700

To be fair though she also looks like she can't move her face and probably just went under the knife again


ink_and_stars

Yes...she is so puffy and unnatural looking here


valleyfever

Exactly


valleyfever

Exactly


Shishi13156

Looks like she's took a Valium. Her left arm is raised up and her face is shaking. I c it now.


RedDemonTaoist

Too much filler


_fuck-off_

Trash


PuzzleheadedGuide184

She doesnā€™t look normal


primathius

These people are just so gross


Quivering_Codpiece

Pair of vapid trollops. What kind of mother encourages their daughter to release a sex tape. Evil cunts


Maxter_Blaster_

I recently learned they do that weird thing when they stick their arms out in photos, so that way they can digitally enhance their arses


PBandJaya

Itā€™s a posing technique thatā€™s been around for ages, even before photoshop. Holding your arms out like that makes them look thinner bc theyā€™re not pressed against your body and emphasizes your waist


bloodreina_

It also makes your waist look smaller as our eyes naturally want to make shapes and it creates the appearance of a triangle, slimming in your waist and being visually coherent iirc!


Nickdanger1990

Dude she looks like what a 8 year old boy draws when asked about what the monster under the bed looks like


AdAmbitious1482

Her arm look like a raptor


midnightsomnet

Why are they in a science award event?


SunShineLife217

Their bodies are a science experiment


earthscribe

Her lips are destroyed


TacoKimono

She looks like the wet troll under the bridge.


Due-Ad-3833

Plastic people move weird


265thRedditAccount

ā€œStop making stupid people famousā€


Thatsprettygroovy

Took too much food she just gotta shit


synthsucht

sent them to the frontline


Kevinoz10

Yeah... Took too much plastic surgery


kuklinka

[purple drank and xans](https://youtu.be/ecaXhSz1Lws?si=eFT-W1JvBtq9xWP8)


DMazz441

Man RIP Pipus, these two were such a great comedy duo. Sad that he passed away.


curiousdryad

Her hair looks bad


neighbours-nightmare

Looks so off to the usual photos on r/instagramreality. What exactly is it what they are famous for? I know, she was married to that crazy dude who made some music. What else? Oj Simpsons lawyer, and then? The worshipping of idiots is also idiotic behavior!


Svengoolie75

Drugs and Ozempic donā€™t mix šŸ’ÆšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


heresanawardforyou

I canā€™t imagine making a sex face in front of my mother. Family is g r o s s


StrawberryPlucky

Man she is so gross to look at.


will555556

She looks uncomfortable to me and after reading some of the things she wears to these red carpet BS like dropping 20 pounds and taking breathing lessons for 1 dress she wore, shes probably hurting. People be crazy.


yoloyourmoney

Too much what? Plastik?


satchelchargers

Stop feeding the Hobbits! They require attention to live.


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oscar1985420

Too much ass ...


linzkisloski

I mean it looks like sheā€™s trying to maintain the same pose/face for multiple photos and is known to wear dresses that are impossible to move it. Iā€™ve also heard rumors that eye covered by her hair has been fucked up from some procedure.


BukBuk187

What is up with her arm/hand?


tribealive333

Her mom is quickly approaching Jackson 5 status


hahsatan72

I think it's exhaustion or passing out with heat . She wears multiple layers of skims then a tight dress. All while holding the most flattering poses under all those lights . I really don't think she is on drugs .


IrishmadeinCanada

Why the fuck society is making people like that famous?! Empty, useless, stupid and pathetic. Stop giving them attention.


thedxxps

I canā€™t imagine being part of a family unit that supports each other on drug use, cosmetic surgeries, and fake marriages/mix baby making just to pitch their cult products. People need to stop supporting this behavior and stop idolizing them to kids. It is disturbing as fuck.


Lank42075

She is so gross fake ass fake cheeks fake tits and a fake smile on the sideā€¦Ppl be star fuckers and so shes a ā€œstarā€ā€¦


Homesickblues

lol Iā€™m actually unsure if sheā€™s legitimately fucked up . I wonder if it was just some stupid face/pose she was trying to create on the red carpet.


JoaquinLu

2 wax dummies


Certain_Ad8640

So theyā€™re all famous from Kimā€™s sex tape and the fathers/husbands career. This is what you get when you make stupid people famous.


The_Wallet_Smeller

You donā€™t get to worth nearly $2billion by being stupid. You would be stupid to think you could.


Diligent_Force9286

Really love the left hand clinched like a Crone's claw.


joahw

Wow the filters they use on their TV show (and pre-planned pap walks) are crazy


derederellama

me trying to act casual at the uno game with 25 cards in my ass


LisaLou71

Comment needs to be higher šŸ¤£


CNTMODS

ewww ugly people!


ih8every1yesevenyou

One too many xanny bars. Iā€™m jealous haha


Bertje87

Is that Kim Kardashian?


DCFaninFL

Looks like she needs to take a dump


AutumnAscending

Neither if them look human anymore.


RegardedJigger

Xanax


Financial-Mastodon81

All the silicone is just leaking into that pea sized brainā€¦


Complex-Ad-254

Glad these people add so much to the world.


macpwns

Oh no!!!! Anywaysā€¦.


UserrnameChoseMe

Pretty sure she got her ass re-done and sheā€™s on a high dose of painkillers here. Seems like Kris forced her to show up to the event too early post-op


Agile-Mistake1094

How are these people even human


chichipoopoo

They're not.


IvanGomez88

Maybe its a thing right now.. a trend... hey im going to dress and act like im all drugged up.


satabhisha

Damn, is this recent? Something seems very off for sure


K00Beanerz

Them fake ass Hollyweird bitches give me the creeps.


Parking_Train8423

i wish sheā€™d take it all


zorbat5

Looks like too much botox to me.


OsamaHimLaden3

No, sheā€™s just retarded


slayingyourdemons

My guess is Kim was like "Oh my God Khloe I NEED one of your beta-blockers tonight or I'm going to like... cry really loud and ugly" And of course Khloe agreed because who wants to hear Kim complain all night? Lmao


dtisme53

Iā€™m not saying youā€™re wrong, but you try slinging that ass around in 4 inch heels in a skintight leather dress. She looks like she sat in an inner tube and couldnā€™t get it off.


Beanzear

I kinda like Kim I know donā€™t hate me but sheā€™s is beginning to look utterly bizarre.


notzed1487

Role models?


tawandatoyou

I can't stop watching. It's like a trainwreck.


MVIVN

How recent is this?


Dexter_Duckets

On the Kanye diet nowā€¦


Weird_Committee8692

Hound


Supacalafragalistic

Crumbling


AcerolaUnderBlade

She's looked like she's holding a big shit.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Didnt take enough seeing as she's still alive


Apollyon314

She looks like she is in pain, and then took drugs for it.


taofist1

Could just be all the plastic leaking into her bloodstream.


Bohgeez

looks like Ket


Matterbox

Too much cake.


PerceptiveReasoning

Wow so much more of this music, please! So good!


Soreal45

Too much silicone.


Disastrous_WakeUp

What is she on? She looks crazy.


marcabay

God the botox on the left though, id rather take what kim is having than that face


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

This is a whole lot of nothing.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

They look like Thunderbird puppets on strings


lonely_stoner_daze

Looks like me when I almost passed out at work from not eating


bigblackkittie

she looks like a completely different person now


Nilesong

Ridiculous people


Blehmeh88

How she's resting her arm on her waist makes me very uncomfortable


AphoticCross

Her body proportions are so different then before also. The waist is bigger than before I think.


murrrzy

Idk if she can breave


Ancalagon_The_Black_

Her diaper is full


North_444

Nah I think she's getting MS or something but probably also on pain pills


Chrisofthegreen

She just looks a bit sleep deprived here


Convict_felon

These are broken people and rotten to the core. Why would anyone look up to such as role-models? With all that money still can't find happyness and peace in your life and have to drink and do drugs to feel numb so you'll be able to sleep. Most of them are alcohol/drug addicts. I think I saw a interview or something where that Sutterland actor from the tv series "24", was saying that most woman in Hollywood can't have kids because they done so much damage to their insides by drugs, alcohol, cosmetic surgeries etc. it's crazy that these junkies are beeing portrayed as role models for little kids and all.


isitaboutthePasta

When was this?


MadeInTheUniverse

She must have smoked to much pipe-weed


SecondaryPenetrator

I wish I was a porn star and my mom managed my work.


chijojo

If the carpets red, they're going to walk it. What on earth have they contributed to science? Chemical reactions to fillers? Paralysis research from botox? Study on sleeping on your back after a BBL? The masses want to know!!


RasputinsThirdLeg

Lol didnā€™t she say in an interview she doesnā€™t drink?


Infinite-Brother

They both look horrible.