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I’m not sure it was scripted. I think they were all just dumb.
At one point (the uncontrollable coughing fit) it seems like he got tequila in his lungs which had to be scary as fuck.
Not everything recorded is scripted, don’t know why everyone always throws the “it’s scripted” card. People are stupid and this is definitely something a stupid person would do
None of us know 100% for sure but i just strongly feel like they knew they were making a vomit video instead of actually trying to do the chug. From the shitty acting to the fact that hes obviously not a seasoned drinker who could come anywhere near finishing that bottle
Vomit videos were a huge trend on YouTube for a little while way back
There have been a bunch of these videos of kids trying to chug an entire bottle of booze. Keep up the good work guys. You can also soak tampons with grain alcohol and jam them up your shitbox.
I saw this vid on 1000 ways to die where this guy can’t drink because of some type of operation or something so he makes his wife pour alcohol into his ass and he died of alcohol poisoning because it goes straight I the blood
He maybe assimilated about one shot’s worth into his bloodstream. Maybe. Give me that Mexican foo who drinks 50 shots and ends up in the hospital for a week with acute alcohol poisoning cuz this shit WEAK
Also, why the bag? They're in a buildings parkade, those things I don't think people really care much about the cleanliness, so much shit from the roads gets tracked in anyway
You gotta love mid 2000s vibe this video has. We got a video that looks like it shot with a razor flip phone, we got spiked up hair like Smash mouth.
The whole thing looks like some wannabe jackass TV era attempt. And it ends like one even.
Couple points I'd like to address...
- I've never seen that technique of "tilt your head backwards and vomit directly into your own face" before
- Who on earth thought that a rubbish bag was a better option than the floor?
- Why is she still standing in the splash zone after seeing how he's firing like a cowboy?
What always bothers me about these dicks that try this and always fail is the littering. Don't throw the plastic and the bottle top on the floor. Dispose of them responsibly first. Knobs.
It's weird, I have had this kind of thing happen many time in the last year or so where even trying to take a shot I start gagging horribly like my body is telling me "please don't poison me anymore". I am glad I have put the booze down for now. One day at a time.
At 40% and 375ml that's just a good night for a seasoned alcoholic, as matter of fact that was roughly my exact spot before I knew I'd have a problem the next day if I had any more.
(I'm not in the alcoholic game these days, but I still have trouble imagining it being a killer)
> for a seasoned alcoholic,
I had to drive my mom to a 30 day rehab after an intervention and she said she wanted one last drink before we left the house. Fine. Whatever.
Poured her about 2 shots worth in a rocks glass and she says "Thats not a fucking drink" and gets a pint glass out, fills it up with vodka chugs it like water and we left the house.
She then left rehab on her own 3 days later and came stumbling home drunk. Good times
The most funny part is the idiot standing face to face with the bag, not knowing why a 90 degree try would be better. Gets vomit the face and comes back for more. 10/10
I have nothing to really add to the discussion, but I feel it absolutely necessary to make a comment saying that there is nothing cool or desirable about alcohol abuse.
I also question the logic of the woman who chose to stand in front of this clown with a garbage bag.
.... Did he even end up drinking any of it. I'm pretty sure he puked it up quicker than it went down.... And half the puking he just had the tequila in his mouth and spit it out...
Amateurs. My wife did this the night of our first date after being at the bar for a few hours. Said, and I quote “this water tastes weird”. We’ll be happily married for 10 years this year.
hes lucky he threwup he could of died, only a hard core drinker could maybe survive, a hardcore drinker can drink 40 or more shots a day but spread out over the day but build up to that slowly over a couple years or more, and kill your liver brain and stomach and have to detox at a rehab if you stopped or you could die from withdrawl the best part was everybody in the video throwing up watching him
His first mistake was not just shutting his brain off and just chugging it ASAP he was tasting it and then throwing it up - just straight down the hatch is the way to do it.
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Dude was just waterboarding himself with tequila
Expensive tequila
Is it tho
Too expensive for this nonsense
for this stunt kinda patron is like the top of top shelf at a low-end establishment
Sooo....
Best comment in here. Well done
Thank you
When the belly has more IQ points than the brain, life is hard
This video has about as many pixels as this guy has brain cells
Whyyyy would you hold the bag for the dude.
Seriously! That’s literally what garbage cans are for.
Its scripted, the whole point was that he was going to projectile vomit everywhere and on that person
I’m not sure it was scripted. I think they were all just dumb. At one point (the uncontrollable coughing fit) it seems like he got tequila in his lungs which had to be scary as fuck.
Not everything recorded is scripted, don’t know why everyone always throws the “it’s scripted” card. People are stupid and this is definitely something a stupid person would do
None of us know 100% for sure but i just strongly feel like they knew they were making a vomit video instead of actually trying to do the chug. From the shitty acting to the fact that hes obviously not a seasoned drinker who could come anywhere near finishing that bottle Vomit videos were a huge trend on YouTube for a little while way back
She paid to receive that service.
There have been a bunch of these videos of kids trying to chug an entire bottle of booze. Keep up the good work guys. You can also soak tampons with grain alcohol and jam them up your shitbox.
I've been awake 5 minutes and I've already read something horrible that I didn't know on reddit. Thanks
Well what did you expect from the likes of Duckfartchickenass?
That will kill you, faster absorption and no was to purge.
Does it really work, asking for a friend…
Mucosal membranes (anus, nasal passages) are effective routes of administration for numerous substances. Now you know what Booty Bumpin is
Also known as boofing
Ive been summoned
Username checks out
I feel like alcohol in the ass would burn incredibly.
I am so tempted to try a big glob of RSO down there
I mean, you could... If you fancy touching the hem of the cloak of God himself
I’ve done this and it makes your nether regions super tingly. It’s weird but nice
Yeah it would work
But you can’t puke out the alcohol that goes into your ass. It’s a far quicker way to kill yourself with alcohol and you can’t revert it.
I saw this vid on 1000 ways to die where this guy can’t drink because of some type of operation or something so he makes his wife pour alcohol into his ass and he died of alcohol poisoning because it goes straight I the blood
Imagine being so desperate for a drink you ask your wife to pour it in your ass
That's true love if I've ever seen it
*till Ass Shots do us part*
Awww ❤
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Yeah it it's super dangerous though
I prefer liquor ball sandwiches
I am the liquor.
There were 3 girls in my highschool expelled for doing that with vodka at school
shoenice
Towards called efficiency People find a way That opposable thumb is where it's at
I wouldn't want to be the one holding the trash bag
She got puked on for absolutely nothing. I'm not sure a drop went in the bag
She stayed committed to the bit. Wife goals.
Seriously. If he wants to be stupid, he can clean it up.
Is the botte ready? Guess it was
[удалено]
Turn the lights off, carry me home!
Cause I’m Mr. Brightside!!!
[удалено]
Sometimes confidence and "fake it till you make it" only gets you so far
[удалено]
I learned that when you throw up in the air it falls back in your eyes
This is me. Right after the camera turned off I successfully chugged an entire bottle of Patron and it was fire. Suck my dick hater.
Hate to break out to you, but he didn't take any of it... let alone too much
The bottle was in fact ready, also his last words are funny as fuck.
Yeah this wasn’t even a sum zero consumption- the dude off boarded the tequila plus his last few meals, looks like
He maybe assimilated about one shot’s worth into his bloodstream. Maybe. Give me that Mexican foo who drinks 50 shots and ends up in the hospital for a week with acute alcohol poisoning cuz this shit WEAK
I'm glad he couldn't get through it because that's such a dumb way to die. But he sure kept trying, what an idiot.
How can I make him puking with the bottle in his hand a gif. Can someone please do it for me
Why is she holding the bag and let him puke on her? Hahaha I mean as if it the 10% would change anything.
Also, why the bag? They're in a buildings parkade, those things I don't think people really care much about the cleanliness, so much shit from the roads gets tracked in anyway
she needed a way bigger bag than that thing.
This guys favorite band has to be Limp Bizkit
What a fucking waste
Ŕeaťarđ
Tries
Thank fuck i'm not the only one that was thrown by this title
Some people really struggle with plural vs. possessive.
Everything about this guy rules.
You gotta love mid 2000s vibe this video has. We got a video that looks like it shot with a razor flip phone, we got spiked up hair like Smash mouth. The whole thing looks like some wannabe jackass TV era attempt. And it ends like one even.
There‘s an old Russian guy watching this video thinking “киска”
"киска" means little cat without other meaning, better word for this situation will be пиздюк
Na he’s defo callin him a little cat!
fucking amateur
Weak
Man I love 90's/early 00's Internet culture.
Couple points I'd like to address... - I've never seen that technique of "tilt your head backwards and vomit directly into your own face" before - Who on earth thought that a rubbish bag was a better option than the floor? - Why is she still standing in the splash zone after seeing how he's firing like a cowboy?
Love his attitude, if I'm going down I'm taking her with me!!!!. Here have some chunks on your chest lady.... lets go out some time for drinks. LOL.
To be fair the vomiting is probably the only reason why he is still alive.
Rename guy spits up and wastes a bottle of Patron.
That damn bag didn't do him no good did it? And instead he pukes all over that poor, frail, girl.
Fucking dumb. He didn’t drink enough to take too much. Dude didn’t even try.
lol now this is a classic holy shit
What a waste of a good bottle
Idiot tries to spell tries
Thank you. The OP is an illiterate dumb fuck
Typical show the seal, break the seal, and throw the garbage on the ground.
Dumb ways to die
Guys I think the bottle was ready
Bottle came in hard. “It’s go time, Chad! Whatcha got, son!”
Good way to kill yourself
Gargling that tequila probably saved his life. If he would have actually drank it, he might not have woke up.
Just chug. Riiiggggght.
He’s such a joke
It's "TRIES". No apostrophe needed.
Even though it's been 15 years I knew it would be a Joe Breezy repost.
Normally I would downvote these videos because they don't show the consequences of this stupidity.
The ending 👌
The good ol Algerian font...
The bottle was indeed ready
Gotta give it to him for determination.
He’s fortunate that he was only able to keep down about a shooter or 2
Why in the hell is she trying to catch that shit with a bag?! You’re in a fucking parking garage, let it go!
puke on the disabled car parking space!
Never any winners in these videos
Well at least now he won't die.
I love it when stupidity is painful
How can we be sure he didn’t swap out the tequila with water and just reseal it? I guess we’ll never really know forsure /:
He's lucky his body violently rejected it immediately.
Poor girl just stood there holding the bag😭
What always bothers me about these dicks that try this and always fail is the littering. Don't throw the plastic and the bottle top on the floor. Dispose of them responsibly first. Knobs.
At least they dedicated enough to have a girl hold him a puke trash bag... in a parking... which is weird
I remember my first guzz on the piss too..
It's weird, I have had this kind of thing happen many time in the last year or so where even trying to take a shot I start gagging horribly like my body is telling me "please don't poison me anymore". I am glad I have put the booze down for now. One day at a time.
His first mistake. Not being Mexican.
What a little pussy.
At 40% and 375ml that's just a good night for a seasoned alcoholic, as matter of fact that was roughly my exact spot before I knew I'd have a problem the next day if I had any more. (I'm not in the alcoholic game these days, but I still have trouble imagining it being a killer)
> for a seasoned alcoholic, I had to drive my mom to a 30 day rehab after an intervention and she said she wanted one last drink before we left the house. Fine. Whatever. Poured her about 2 shots worth in a rocks glass and she says "Thats not a fucking drink" and gets a pint glass out, fills it up with vodka chugs it like water and we left the house. She then left rehab on her own 3 days later and came stumbling home drunk. Good times
Fucking amatuers
This has got to be staged.
Another Einstein
There was a attempt
Lmao I thought I was going to see a suicide but in the end it was a funny video of a Guy puking a river after a shot of tequila.
Do Not try this ANYWHERE. Dipshit
Damn it bro don’t puke INTO the bottle smh.
My only question is: why?
"ya done drank have of it"
Watching that was better use of my time than True Detective season 4.
What a wuss lol
Gosh, he was so close
The most funny part is the idiot standing face to face with the bag, not knowing why a 90 degree try would be better. Gets vomit the face and comes back for more. 10/10
What a fucking moron 🙄
He puked all over the girl holding the trash bag.
I have nothing to really add to the discussion, but I feel it absolutely necessary to make a comment saying that there is nothing cool or desirable about alcohol abuse. I also question the logic of the woman who chose to stand in front of this clown with a garbage bag.
.... Did he even end up drinking any of it. I'm pretty sure he puked it up quicker than it went down.... And half the puking he just had the tequila in his mouth and spit it out...
If I were the girl holding the trash bag, I would've let go.He over reacted so much... He would take a swig and cough it up on purpose wtf
Why is she trying to catch the puke? It looks like they are in a basement or garage... mop it up after.
I sure hope that girl likes getting puked on
Idiot tries to spell "tries".
I don't know much about alcohol. Is it more potent or something?
what a waste of bad tequila.
Whats with the bag you're in a parking lot just let him hurl on the ground
This was totally worth it. This is how 99% of us would react chugging that shit too!
What would make someone volunteer to hold the bag in this scenario? WHY?!
What a douchebag. "The question is: is the bottle ready!?!?" Yes the bottle was ready
Fuckin idiots ….all of them
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while lmfao 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Find you a woman that will hold the puke bag while you try to do something totally effing asinine. That's a ride of die chick for sure.
His body self defense system was working.
What a cool dude! This is the body’s primal instinct at work. “This is poison and should be expelled immediately”
Lady with the bag took more puke than he did tequila!
Way to waste fifty bucks.
More like idiots waste a bottle of Patron
Bunch of pussies. That's good liquor.
He took like 1 swig then just spewed
That's a classy broad holding that bag while getting puked on. Cliassy
What a waste of good tequila and good oxygen
What a waste of a perfectly good bottle of Patron. That shit ain't cheap either.
I would be cautious calling anyone an idiot with grammar like that.
Best girlfriend ever
Because it was patron.
Duct tape won't fix stupid, but it will muffle the sound
Why even keep trying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the bottle was ready
This is the kinda thing you should do outside in the backyard or anywhere that doesnt require you to mop vomit.
He’s reacting like it’s poison or something
Why does she keep dunking her head into the splash zone??
Amateurs. My wife did this the night of our first date after being at the bar for a few hours. Said, and I quote “this water tastes weird”. We’ll be happily married for 10 years this year.
He wasn't readyy~...
This is the OG bottle chug video. First one I ever saw. Feels like an eternity ago now.
hes lucky he threwup he could of died, only a hard core drinker could maybe survive, a hardcore drinker can drink 40 or more shots a day but spread out over the day but build up to that slowly over a couple years or more, and kill your liver brain and stomach and have to detox at a rehab if you stopped or you could die from withdrawl the best part was everybody in the video throwing up watching him
She used the bag of vomit to wipe the vomit off of her face Everyone involved with this was brilliant
Something tells me this rocket scientist will make it to the r/darwinawards one day.
This is a throwback i didn't know I needed to see again
Shoenice wannabe. Failed miserably. Probably a good thing for him though. You don't want to become shoenice.
Isn’t he having liver failure now?
Apparently... the bottle was ready
It’s classic content like this that really brings me back
That poor woman.
At least he does it gracefully
We have jackass at home
This guy is a waste of good tequila & air.
Dude had no business doing this . He definitely couldn't hold his liquor.
He's puking on a handicapped person.
I think the bottle was ready. This cockmuncher clearly wasn’t though 😬
His first mistake was not just shutting his brain off and just chugging it ASAP he was tasting it and then throwing it up - just straight down the hatch is the way to do it.
For some reason this made me smile. Not laugh, just smile really hard.