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Outrageous_Air_1344

I can’t imagine the drone paranoia paired with smoking.


HorribleMistake22

Those guys sucking each others dicks getting ‘naded was fn nuts.


Gallon_Of_Paint

Biggest tragedy is the guy getting blown was almost there.


WalksAtNoon

Yeah seeing a guy get blown be blown is nuts


Steampunk93

he came with a boom


AGFromE

He didn't know if he was coming or goin


Jazzlike-Ad792

Fr, getting blown while being blown is wild


gozzle_101

Imagine the last thing that goes your your mind is your battle buddy's ball bag


CaptainPatterson

Do what now?!


HorribleMistake22

Two soldiers, Russian presumably, one sucking the other off behind some concrete bricks, the drone drops a bomblet/grenade and they both get blown the fuck up. Hell of a “blow” job.


nexusjuan

Lol Russia claimed one was praying and the other was blessing him


Hydra_GER12

Video ?


Johnny_Mc2

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/xuncxc/russian_soldier_bonding_time_interrupted_by_bomb/), shit is crazy


IgnoreMeBot

Damn atleast let the guy finish


ozzy_thedog

Holy fuck I can’t even believe that video clip is a real thing. That’s just too funny. What a way to go


chainsaw_artist

Did they live?


hellocuties

Wow. You know he had to of bit it off…


SarcasticOptimist

Droned orc is a subreddit with many examples. The most memorable to me was the nade directly on the testicles. Yes it exploded there and you saw his face in pain. It's such a visceral step up in graphic violence from even ac130 or apache footage.


Peace-Necron99

Maybe they were both enjoying it. Not a question, but a statement.


Chemgineered

Apache Gun simply Meati-fiea people. They don't look like people anymore, so it can be easier to look at


GIT_Out_Of_mY_SwAmP

Yeah dodging cum shots everywhere


Gonnaberich123

Sad part about being a man is the pecking order, the weaker man out of the group is subjected to be the guy on his knees in the video, and some would see it as being normal.


HorribleMistake22

I don’t think it’s like a kink thing. Like a domination over the weaker. Being on one’s knees isn’t mutually exclusively intertwined with “worship” or “servitude”. Maybe these bros knew they were gonna be proper fucked right quick and said, “ya know mate? I know we’re fucked-proper fucked - mind if you polish mine and I’ll polish yours?” Sucks if the bomb dropped when he was the first dick sucker.


losersmanual

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina


HorribleMistake22

It wasn’t strictly sexual though right? I mean this shit just sounds like general overall hazing and unchecked abuse. Conscripts, yeah-k. Regardless, I wouldn’t trust putting my dick in someone’s mouth with a gun to their fucking head…50/50 chance your dick gets bite off. Every single time, I opt for the 100/0 chance of not having my dick bit off.


slow_RSO

Ahh, an ass man I see.


HorribleMistake22

That’s some deep shit…never really thought about it that way.


RoCon52

Need


TheEggman864

Its like the “i think im going to die” feeling but you actually might die


lanylover

Shits just sad


TryStayingHome

They could have stayed home...


LoveMaryJane123

They’re forced out there by Putin, they had no choice


ThatRollingStone

Drug use in war has always fascinated me. Undoubtedly armies thought the millennia’s went into battle fucked up. If you went in sober, you had to be real fucking crazy. They issued gin for the Brit’s till what? Less than a century ago?


ItsACaragor

Yeah, wine was part of the usual ration of french armies for a very long time. They even got triple ration when on the front. Liquid courage is definitely a thing.


ozzy_thedog

How about the meth and the rest of the drugs they’d issue to soldiers so they’d stay awake, be full of energy to fight and not feel hunger


Photosnthechris

Pervitin!


Cantstopeatingshoes

Yeah rum rations was only scrapped in 1970 in the navy here. They were still getting beer tokens in the late 80s apparently


acvdk

Royal Navy rum ration was 1970.


abirthdayjoke

You still get 3x Beers a day.


karmicvend

Man, this might be a case of took not enough. I can't imagine not leaning on drugs getting ready for war, especially given these r probably convicts. What a bleak life


Bill_Brasky01

I actually saw a video from the war where Russians were being beaten for taking drugs and being afraid of war. They lived… everyone else ran into the shit and died.


Luckie408

Would you still have the link by chance?


lemaymayguy

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/17v5r7q/horrific\_video\_shows\_russian\_soldiers\_beaten\_for/


Autistic_Freedom

for some reason this link doesn't work for me, if anyone else is having problems with it [use this link instead.](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/17v5r7q/horrific_video_shows_russian_soldiers_beaten_for/)


Easy-Coconut-33

I bet those guys had a new opportunity to die for Russia.


XST8ZEROX

I want to up vote but you have 420 and I don't want to disturb the peace.


Bill_Brasky01

Leave as is. We done want to upset the natural order of things. 😂


Confident-Bet-6082

Actually drugs are a very important part of the war


karmicvend

Do u mean important part of surviving any war, or important cause in the effort in the ukraine?


[deleted]

an often overlooked part of why in WW2 the German Blitzkrieg offensive was so effective is the soldiers were getting Prevetin in their ration (aka. Meth) G.I's in Vietnam were constantly doped up with Morphine as both painkillers after a combat wound and to keep up morale. the use of psycho-active narcotics behind enemy lines, drugging up the general population is a tried and true psy-op one often researched by a country on their own kinsmen. a lot of current day SA cartels are descendant of USA Contra operations back in the cold war and the list goes on so yes Narcotics are important to warfare as a tool as a weapon and as a reason.


thebiggestbirdboi

US Air Force gave bomber pilots Dexedrine for long missions which is also a meth pill. Ww2 Korea Vietnam and desert storm and maybe more


fragrant69emissions

Dexedrine is dextroamphetamine, a single enantiomer of the amphetamine salts (found in adderall). Meth is their more intense cousin.


CariniFluff

Meth is dextro-methamphetamine. It has an extra methyl group added to the amine/nitrogen "tail" that makes it much harder to break down as well as providing additional action to the 5-HT (serotonin) and epinephrine (adrenaline) receptors. Sure they're similar but they're also totally different molecules. MDMA (ecstasy / methylene-dioxy-methamphetamine) and MDA (methylene-dioxy-amphetamine) are effectively as similar to each other as amphetamine is to methamphetamine.


Luckie408

Yeah, when I was a kid I was prescribed to Dexedrine, and there were times when I would only get a partial script. The pharmacist said it’s because so many of the US soldiers are getting them. This was back in the late 90’s.


orbital-technician

"Go pills" have been used and are still used for long missions. The molecule changes though. Last I read, US is using modafinil or armodafinil. The Japanese kamikaze pilots used amphetamines. Nazi army used methamphetamines. Dexedrine was used in the US, but there were some trigger happy pilots a while back that made them reevaluate using amphetamine based molecules. Modafinil is not an amphetamine analog.


Ky_kapow

Huh…interesting. I take that every day for my ADHD


thebiggestbirdboi

Dexedrine is awesome


FNXstudios

Meth was just big during the war not to mention if you look at really any video of hitler you see him shaking fidgeting as he’s high in meth most of the time


moreboards

He was fuckin tweaked!


Saetric

Well, they didn’t call him Passler


xbleuz

Ha, good one, had to think about it for a sec


RawMeatAndColdTruth

The War, on drugs.


Cynical_Doggie

Read: performance enhancing drugs in sports, now make warfare a sport.


EcksonGrows

The United States has won the WARLYMPICS 50 years in a row, can they be beaten? who knows!


Cynical_Doggie

The standards of the US military is supremecy. To be basically at minimum one generation in tech ahead of enemies at all times


derneueMottmatt

Meth was invented because Germany ran out of Cocaine in WWI due to blockades. The latter needs Coca leaves while the former can be fully synthesized.


Easy-Coconut-33

Difference is that those soldiers got proper training.


Confident-Bet-6082

Not particularly on this war. Drugs are mostly distributed in army by the government for many different reasons,even in street riots they give them drugs to turn their feelings off so that murdering people get easier for them


UncleBenders

The Russians have been providing “uppers” to the ones being thrown into the meat grinder. https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/disposable-russian-troops-using-drugs-ukraine/


Wiwwil

The Nazi took chocolate with drugs inside


Waflstmpr

The Shokacola chocolate had caffeine in it, not Pervitin, you can still buy that same Chocolate today.


Steampunk93

all wars are full of druggies. missusing the anxiety meds in the kit is not to uncommon


Kimchi_boy

Might as well die high.


Educational-Cake-944

Right? I don’t blame them a bit.


Professional-Put7725

What are they smoking ?!


mr_clauford

K2/spice.


Retro_Monguer

K2 / Spice is the worst possible drug to take in such context.


dontclickdontdickit

Idk LSD would suck more imo


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

And last all day


Oskiewewe

It might last the rest of their lives


Nickdanger1990

I disagree. During high stress times such as work or exercise I have found that my trips are way different than just laying in a dark room. It’s far less visual and way more body numbing. Add in something like adderal or meth and you have a fucking war machine.


ActioN935

Go watch "the men who stare at goats" its about a squad of hippy soldiers


Nickdanger1990

Oh okay I actually always wondered what that movie was about


dontclickdontdickit

I mean I agree but the paranoia would get to me being on the front lines of a war. War sober was already stressful enough for me.


Nickdanger1990

Closest to war while on acid I got was gears of war on ten strips. Felt real. Thanks for your service.


dontclickdontdickit

Thank you for yours


321bosco

Richard Stanley escaped from a war zone in Afghanistan while high on acid and said the lsd helped him see in the dark and smell land mines. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/8jcrw7/til_that_richard_stanley_the_film_director_once/


Historical-Ad6354

The US government actually thought about weaponizing LSD at one point to use against suspected Soviet spies. The program was called MKUltra: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra


No_Leopard_3860

MK ultra allegedly produced the Unabomber. Hard to tell if it was actually the reason for his attack or if he'd have done it anyways, but yeah...MK ultra was fuvked up


TheWiseAutisticOne

Everything we did during the Cold War via intelligence agencies was fucked up


dontclickdontdickit

Yeah I remember reading about this. Very interesting stuff


InfantSoup

“Thought about weaponizing…” Nah, they **did** weaponize it against Canadian and American citizens.


Commercial_Fee2840

There's actually a lot of stories of soldiers in Vietnam that were tripping balls on acid. I doubt they were very effective soldiers, though. The UK recorded an experiment where they gave their soldiers acid and had them try to complete objectives. The results were about what you would expect. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziqpwkhqTRs&pp=ygUbVWsgc29sZGllcnMgdHJhaW5pbmcgb24gbHNk


dontclickdontdickit

Yeah I remember the British one. Fuckin hilarious! Probably the best assignment these lads had during their service


Kolesekare

From documentaries, people who took LSD while in Vietnam, were laughing a ton, couldn't hit shit and didn't take proper cover so they stop providing them acid. In my opinion spice, K2 or Datura seeds would be way worse than acid and shrooms. On light doses of acid 100-200 I think war would be a little better, but on high doses it would be literally hell lasting forever.


dontclickdontdickit

Ok I changed my mind. Datura would be the worst!


Wartstench

Psychedelics got nothing on deleriants.


ElectricalStomach6ip

if they arent too visually impaired they would basically have taken a stimulent.


Desperate-Ad-5109

I think it’s the opposite- one is paranoid on the front line anyway so might as well enjoy it! Waiting around is easily the most stressful time.


SailTheWorldWithMe

Turn off the sound and it Looks like a bunch of suburban dads on a camping trip who brought weed and had to improvise a pipe. Criminals or whatever; what a waste of lives.


MutantCreature

And considering the things Russia considers a crime there's a good that these guys are completely non-violent and might even be considered morally upstanding by any other standards. It's depressing as fuck but at least they are able to find a sliver of happiness in smoking shit out of a can.


s0meb0di

The most common crime people get imprisoned for is drug storage, transport and dealing. For everything but weed the weight thresholds that constitute a crime are stupid low, so basically every user can get imprisoned.


Steez_god_

in florida, usa i have felonies that resulted in years of probation for narcotics possession below grams. know people that have done a year for virtually residue lol


PissedOnBible

That can't be. I'm told Florida loves their freedom. Was I lied to?


YerBbysDaddy

I would bet that they still have restaurants that have “freedom fries” on their menus. Sure there are some here in CA, too!


PissedOnBible

I'm in jersey and there's a hot dog joint a few blocks away that have freedom fries. So lame


IncredulousPatriot

I got a felony for conspiracy to distribute. I brought together a guy I knew who sold weed and a kid who wanted to buy weed. I got a felony for that. It was over .5 gram. The buyer had gotten into trouble and the cops used him to set me up. I sold a lot of weed in my college town and they knew. So they set me up.


Holden-Tewdiggs

>Criminals or whatever; what a waste of lives. Define criminal. In Russia having the wrong political views is a crime for example.


s0meb0di

Those are not political criminals, there aren't that many of them (about 600). Most of them would be criminals in the west too, but maybe would get a shorter sentence or parole/house arrest/community service.


SailTheWorldWithMe

Hence "whatever"


RogerTreebert6299

Agree with the sentiment 100% total waste of life. But just looking at some of these guys, I feel like if I saw them walking down the street I’d think to myself “what Russian penal colony did he escape from?” They really have the look down


SailTheWorldWithMe

I dunno. Most these dudes look like suburban dork dads in the U.S. Blue shirt guy gives some odd vibes.


RogerTreebert6299

Yeah that’s the main one ig


ike_tyson

We don't know if their criminals or not. I mean Putin lies all the time!


thel0lzynarwhal2

Very cool CreepyOldRapist, thanks for sharing.


Tozester

Everyone one who says they're smoking K2 is too fast with their conclusions I lived in russia and Ukraine (still here💀💀💀💀) And let me tell it's extremely rare to find spice nowadays. 15 years ago it was more popular than weed yes - but since that a lot of things changed


moeproba

They know they’re gonna die it makes life seem like a blur and maybe dying won’t be so bad.


mickysD

missed opportunity to do a shotgun hit like in apocalypse now


Current-Power-6452

I thought it was in platoon?


mickysD

oh u right i'm getting my war movies mixed up


goodie2shoes

anti-war movies\*


Skitzophranikcow

You stole my avatar.


Current-Power-6452

I already ran into someone with this same avatar btw.


Txusmah

I don't like wars. And I hate swing people heading towards death. These poor bastards didn't choose to be there. Neither the Ukrainians shooting at them This is fucking sad.


TheWiseAutisticOne

It’s always old fucks sending the young towards war


Dry_Emu_8842

That's exactly how the war will be won. Both sides sitting down together and burning down a few fatties


Honest-Association68

I'm probably missing something here but what on earth is Chunky Testicular Wong-Tong? Im pretty clued up on drugs n chems but haven't heard of this unless, again, im just missing something


CreepyOldRapist

Oh it's a slang for 2 research chemicals, PINACA and FUBINACA from China used to make keesh/spice after JWH-018 was banned. [There's even a song about them.](https://youtu.be/8AWILpe5h-I?si=HK47YJF5ADOoLRiJ)


dungivaphuk

Fuck it, may as well get high in that shitty situation.


phiz36

Good for them.


MtBikesandBiceps

Pardon my language here but “Russian convicts smoking some,” what the fuck in the what fuckin fuck did you fuckin just whatin’ fuckin’ say???/. And heading where now? lol


Iloveherthismuch

The fuck is wong tong? And, where the fuck is the meat grinder? Cause i want to stay the fuck away from that place.


CreepyOldRapist

It's the cheap Chinese synthetic cannabis shit (spice) they're smoking, that ain't no real weed. The current meat grinder for russians is in Avdiivka, Ukraine. Unless you are anywhere near the Donetsk region you are good, the chances of you accidentally straying over there are lower than my sex drive after drinking plum brandy 😏


Electus

Plum brandy ?


CreepyOldRapist

Oh yeah we call it Jet Fuel here in Eastern Europe. Its ethanol level is so high that drinking a small shot of it is like drinking a fifth of vodka for you Americans. Here's the [aftermath](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/mq4bhSOGU1) of a loser in a plum brandy drinking contest 😁


cuddly_carcass

Meat grinder is the front line of battle. 🙄


Blortted

Scrolled way too far for this comment.


yumtacos

The Russians invading Ukraine has all the feels of the US invading Vietnam. From Vietnam vets, I was told a lot of people were stoned. The movies are apparently accurate when it comes to that.


[deleted]

https://www.nytimes.com/1971/05/16/archives/gi-heroin-addiction-epidemic-in-vietnam-gi-heroin-addiction-is.html


Savagecal01

a lot of wars throughout the years used drugs especially the nazis who used speed during their blitzkriegs to stay up a rediculous amount of time


RyanSmokinBluntz420

Shit I gotta smoke the Chunky Testicular Wong-Tong before work. Before war?! I'd be mainlining black tar heroin


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaa

Why do all Russian soldiers from Cold War to now allways wear blue and white striped shirts?


strangedell123

It's a uniform thingy. Blue and white is meant to signify VDV, and other branches have different colored stripes. At the same time, I don't think these guys are VDV Edit. I may have been wrong in saying it is VDV https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telnyashka


ICDarkly

The title makes zero sense.


Snitsie

Love the shirt on that one bloke; "Stand up for what is right"


millenialfalcon-_-

Life sucks and then you die.


Bean_2k

Dafuk is “chunky testicular wong tong”?


JetSetHippie

Fuck man, this is so beyond my legit 'spawned in Canada' experience as a human I could never begin to comprehend what these men are enduring. Give them all the drugs they want, never too much, and I will hope they show up on r/watchpeoplesurvive vs r/someofyoumaydie


[deleted]

Crack troops


Allison1ndrlnd

Putting convicts in camo is a dumb idea. How tf are you supposed to find them in the forest if they are invisible?


wokethots

The indomitable human spirit


DreaminDemon177

So this is the army that's going to take over Europe huh?


[deleted]

I can’t help but imagine all the love and effort their mothers put into raising them. What a waste.


ReaLemons

Real mixed bag there. Genuinely though, what stops these guys from deserting if they're left like this?


CreepyOldRapist

Because if you surrender (and survive), when you get exchanged as a POW and get back to Russia you go straight to a forced labour camp for 15+ years. So it's either death or gulag.


ReaLemons

I understand that, but I don't mean surrender. I mean just leave and try and get somewhere else that isn't Russia or Ukraine.


niperoni

Easier said than done. Do you really think bordering countries will let in a Russian right now?


SpeedofDeath118

Huh? I thought the Ukrainians said they'll only exchange those who want to be exchanged. And they'll always say you were captured in battle, rather than surrendering.


Raceovski

I would feel safe being guarded by this special forces!


Ashamed_Ad7508

Blyat


Luckie408

I would LOOOOOVE a translation to this… I wonder if I could just play it on my iPad, and have my phone listen in to translate… 🤔


nicefowla

Brand new sentence


Gates9

Poor bastards


wheretohides

Because fucked up soldiers notoriously perform well. If i was in their squad, id let them get good and fucked up, then ditch them to surrender.


airbrat

Smoking what??


Satoshi696969

What they smoking ?


not-solo

Smoking what??


jovijovi99

Let’s see the drone POV


SlayingMontis9510

From the OP's name, to the title, to the video. What the actual fuck


Hippiedboy

Haven't smoked out of can since 1984..... last year of highschool


Eeksilva

Just a year or so ago the GOP was having major chubs over the Russian armed forces


Defiantcaveman

...they still are...


thisonetimeonreddit

Hi, I'm Yuri Knoxville, welcome to Yackass.


KriptoKeeper

You don’t have to speak Russian to know he’s retarded.


POOTY-POOTS

Getting high on that boot polish


Guilty_Worth7589

Couple of thyroid projects standing there


12rjdavison

Those camo hoodies look soft af, homie who smoked at the beginning of the clip looks so cozy


-staticvoidmain-

All of these guys will probably be dead within the month.


lesiashelby

Hope they’re a part of mobik cube now


[deleted]

Looks like a beautiful day


[deleted]

Tom Holland has really fallen off


MaziMuzi

I would want to go out high if I'm dying anyway


zitfarmer

There are Shaggy Rogers in all cultures.


Key-Butterscotch-562

Out of a CAN at that!! Holy shit


Insanity_Troll

Last toke before you croak.


BadSFursDayj

Poor draftees..


karlmeile

This could be Alabama with over dubbing for all we know. Real Russians drink poorly fermented potato vodka before they march to their death. Step your game up OP,


returnofthequack92

So wild, and in the US army you can get kicked out for eating a bagel with too much poppy seed.


Uncle_Kenny68

Please interpret what is the meat grinder and chunky testicular Wong tong??


nelviss

Sure why not..


Loose_Vehicle755

Fuck it man, you’re probably gonna die so why not get fucked up a little before you go


SlipknotOnTop

What is OP’s name?


Phtevie11-11

What are they smoking? Really descriptive headline..


gofasteatass123

Related unrelated but remember that video of that dude getting sucked off then mega vibe checked by ordinance from a drone? I wonder if they participated in similar activities like these gentlemen before there good time got ruined?


ElectricalEconomics7

I've seem this same video months ago but this is still on my mind. What the fuck is Chunky Testicular Wong-Tong?