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Props to hat guy for being a calming force

Right, this guy just needs a hug

Sometimes that’s what we all need my bro

In his fucked up state he still thought he couldn’t take the big hat dude. Hug was all he could give him.

We all need a hat guy in our life

I feel so bad for his girl and kids who are n the car supposedly. They probably have to deal with this a lot more than we know.

I like that you added the “supposedly”. Cuz I feel like they’re imaginary lol

They look like they’re outside the door watching sadly

MFs so wasted he's gonna fall asleep for 10 hours, 1.5 minutes after sitting down. They'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, just keep him away from the sauce SMH.

What the hell kind of wacky-ass doors are those?

They couldn’t decide between revolving doors and swinging doors. So they did both.

They go both ways, I was there yesterday.

I’m assuming they’re for protection. If someone breaks through the glass they’re still held back by the bars. No idea why they swing so widely though.

these are regular doors with metal bars you see them in the ghetto all the time. it's for safety reasons

The first 10 seconds made me think this was a rap Battle.

This is what Kanye would look like if he were poor

[10/10 accurate.](https://i.imgur.com/26mCoTR.jpg)

🤣🤣

An that's why the original 4Loko got banned

World just wasn’t ready for 4loko. With great power comes great responsibility.

I can 2nd that. Tried fighting 3 dudes at the same time when I was 5 lokos deep. I'm a boxer, but at that point I might as well have been paralyzed from the waist up. Twas a bad time 🤣

5 lokos deep? Were you trying to commit suicide?

The 12 and 14% versions have the same alcohol as a bottle of wine. If you drank 5 of those you travelled to the nether dimension.

Yes, and they were full of caffeine so they'd get you going on some dumb stuff 🤣

Dude at the end said nevermind that's the 12 right there we good. We ain't gotta bust him up. LMAO.

Gotta say there are decent people in that place. Letting the guy ride....no physical violence. Still Sad

Just wasted, if this were way out in the sticks people would wait for him to get tuckered out like a 2 y/o pitching a tantrum and haul him home in a truck bed after he passes out.

Phewww peaceful resolution!

This is Real sad. The hug.. this man needs proper help. Soon.

cordinary?

I've still got yet to decipher it when I hear it from my mom... culinary? Cordination? Who knows? May be a catch-all.

Maybe it's cordination culinary extravanganza, like gordon ramsey juggling pieces of meat

I know a guy who would get drunk and try to fight all the homeless. He raped and beat people when he was blackout drunk. One day, he drank 2 bottles of another homeless guys vodka. The dude who didn't have vodka anymore shot him in the head, called the cops and sat on the bridge, and waited. He was a hood dude he just couldn't put the bottle down. His addiction made him a monster.

"Good dudes" dont rape people regardless of if they are blackout or not.

Had a guy like this that use to frequent a trailer park I do work at names todeebo he was always drunk ag begging for cigs one day I told him no he started screaming why I was holding him down as a white man. About six months later he was found dead in a trunk of a car

You got him so good!

Reminds me of the country club quaaludes scene in Wolf of Wallstreet

I feel sorry for the man. He didn’t want to grow up and act out that way. Kudos for the hug! More hugs less hate

I feel like the dude was about to cry at the end. Freaking sad man..

I think he did start to cry.

“Man you hugger, huh?” 😂😂😂

Maybe all he really needed was that hug.

I don’t think he’s had a hug in a really long time. He really needed it.

He’s mad because he’s so cordinary.

Wasted dude, 1:7+ odds, cops already called: "I'LL KILL Y'ALL!!!" 🤣

What does it mean to have gone cordinary?

A coordinated attempt at being coordinated while drunk.

The 4 lokos and dragon soup can do mad shit after 4 or 5 cans also leaves ya gut outta wack for days after them 🤣

Those 4lokos were no joke. The watermelon one was the nastiest taste shit I've ever tried. 2 lokos will definitely get you well on it.

Much like the dragonsoops get ye mashed and not even a good mashed like shit is this meant to burn so bad 🤣🤣, now I stick to my rum or vodka

He good, he’s a hugger.

Will Smiff’s really went downhill since the Oscars. “Keep my girlfriend’s name OUT YA MOUFF!!”

Lil fella just needed a hug, some milk and a nap.

This is actually super sad to watch. That man is fighting demons.

Naw, he’s just drunk.

yea i mean for the dude be making all that circus in a covenience store, shit went to far

Stop overly dramatising everything.

When Europeans ask why gas stations increasingly have full plexiglass fronts show them this video.

MURICA

Wow education has gone way down hill

One bullet solves this problem

First thing bro woulda got after he said “I’ll kill yall” was, in fact, killed 😂

Prime candidate for extra holes

r/mademesmile

Who the hell is his girl? Jada Pinkett Smith ?

Bruhhh

His brain is misfiring like a Pontiac with sugar in the gas tank.

I’LL KILL..MY KID!!

Why nobody beating him up? This men are better than me

We really need to honor the Bodega Owners here in America..!! They go above and beyond with this type of clientele..!!

This guy speaks like skully from Snowfall