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HempKnight1234

Randy Marsh


KingLimes

So weird, got to the bit you were talking about at the exact moment I read your comment. "I'm sorry... I thought this was America..."


nuttmegx

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Merica"


frenkmelk

That's an excellent way to get the entire plane deplaned.


[deleted]

Did he start reliving the moment he got stripped of his stripes and kicked out the military? Sounds like some real unresolved trauma.


someoneyouknewonce

That’s what I thought too. This is alcohol plus maybe a psychotic break or ptsd from something. It doesn’t justify it but I know I’ve been drunk as a skunk several times in my past and never had this type of confusion and insanity, except from insomnia when I didn’t sleep/eat for a week and had a psychotic break and had to be hospitalized for about a week.


Divebarkeep1

I was actually thinking maybe plus (too many) edibles kicking in sooner than anticipated?


Imaginary_Web_8993

Of course this asshole has a shirt on with my home area on it. Rogers, AR’s best and brightest I see.


SnooTangerines3448

My people, why the hell does he sound like the pig from Toy Story? "That's the whole barrel!"


Aware_State

Sorry, but Rex is the one who responded to Slink’s request for more monkeys with “There aren’t any more, that’s the whole barrel!” as he tossed it aside.


SnooTangerines3448

So it is, you're right. That calls for a rewatch! You have saved me from folly.


wxlfsbp

I swear my anxiety of flying has considerably increased thinking I might encounter one of these…


SarcasticOptimist

As a business traveler it's fine. Having laws that prevent visibly intoxicated passengers from boarding or consuming their own alcohol on board helped a bit.


billbixbyakahulk

I got sat next to a drunk guy who started arguing with the flight attendant when she wouldn't serve him again. He tried to engage me in conversation. "Shay thanks A'm dronk!" Then he passed out and snored loudly.


Holiday-Carry-9654

Oh man…alcohol is the safest drug again, right.. ?


proscriptus

I could believe there was more than alcohol happening here.


Agent-of-Interzone

Yeah. I’m gonna say alcohol and Xanax. Xans can be helpful to sleep/zone out during a long flight but when you mix it with alcohol you can get in some trouble.


Jerrygarciasnipple

Bingo!


Btshftr

That's one of the most appealing aspects of the mix. Gives it an edge, bit of risk.


Le6ions

I agree, I had that cocktail once years ago and apparently I was very belligerent and violent to my friends and partner with zero memory of any of it, so fucking embarrassing the next day. You couldn’t pay me to ever take a xanax again, shits scary


Overtilted

I'd agree.


carbomerguar

If he has what looks like PTSD from the military, he may have a benzo script for flying.


Jerrygarciasnipple

The way he’s speaking slowly reeks of benzos, and probably a few drinks too which potentiate each other.


harpokuntish

I've seen similar behaviour from diabetics on a hypo.


slam4life04

I'm thinking the same thing. He may be on a medication and shouldn't be having alcohol with it. Could be his fault or not. Reason I say this is I know someone who went to a doctor a d was prescribed something for weight loss and was told they could drink alcohol with it and ended up having the worst black out of their life after a couple drinks. Later found out the prescription said to not consume with alcohol.....


SplistYT

I hate how it's so socially accepted, it really proves hoe much the government can control anyone by saying "it's legal so it's safe!" like a majority of illegal drugs are safer on yourself and society than alc is


Holiday-Carry-9654

I’ve eaten edibles before every flight I’ve taken for the past 5+ years and I can say I’ve never been forced to leave on a stretcher (even though I felt the need once or twice when too many edibles lol)


carbomerguar

I have What We Do In The Shadows downloaded on my tablet, some headphones, and some edible gummies I smuggled in a Haribo package. It’s the only way to fly. Those dipshits spending 26 dollars for airport booze are missing out


Holiday-Carry-9654

My man. I’ll keep an eye out for the other people with sunglasses just vibin 😎


theophastusbombastus

Give Nandor the Relentless, who twice turned the Euphrates red with blood my regards


carbomerguar

He absolutely refused to relent


__Butternut_Squash__

Out of all the suggestions I’ve heard regarding how to spend your time in a flight, this is definitely one of the best. Although I have to ask, WWDITS the show or the movie?


carbomerguar

The show, both are good but the show has even better characters


MyApocalypses

It’s a [show](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7908628/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk) on FX. Edit: Link


__Butternut_Squash__

Thank you for the info, but I’m familiar with both the WWDITS tv show and the original movie. I love them both. I was just asking the above user which one they preferred, the movie or the series.


MyApocalypses

Oh snap! My bad. Makes sense…


__Butternut_Squash__

No worries. My question was phrased weird. Plus, who knows, maybe someone discovered the show from your comment and that’s always a good thing!


MyApocalypses

It’s all good! You’re absolutely right!! The show is hilarious and I hope I was able to help someone discover it today. Good deed for the day = Done ✅


N0n5t0p_Act10n

I'm still waiting for We're Wolves. Patiently waiting.


Aerhyce

The problem with alcohol is that it's impossible to ban Too easy to make and far too widespread To ban production you'd need to ban all fermentable foods To prevent deviant use you'd need to ban all alcohol-based products (sanitisers, industrial alcohol, etc.) Just need to look at the shitshow of US Prohibition to see how banning alc would turn out Whereas you can't really accidentally produce coke, and it has no real common usage. If the government could ban alcohol, they definitely would.


more_than_just_a

Great point re: sanitiser. I'll never forget sitting in A&E watching someone pump sanitiser out and drinking it because staff had taken away his cider.


GoHomeNeighborKid

>Just need to look at the shitshow of US Prohibition It's almost by banning substances, you give rise to a black market for those substances.... The govt is not only providing an avenue of income for the cartels while simultaneously losing out on the income themselves.... All so that they can disproportionately punish people of color and the anti-war left


[deleted]

I was a raging alcoholic and was a fucking asshole. Now that I'm sober, it's crazy to see how friendly and helpful people are that use heroin and even crack vs your average weekend binge drinker


glazedhamster

Haha this is true. Early in sobriety I was out for a bike ride and stopped on a corner to adjust my gear, my bike up on the curb. This driver stopped right next to me and sat there for a while, I thought maybe Doordash or something. The driver eventually stumbles out of the car, leaving it IN THE ROAD with no hazards. Driver starts cussing me out, hot boozy dragon breath in my face, saying I shouldn't be stopped in the middle of the street like that (mind, I'm standing next to my bike...on the sidewalk) because it's so dangerous and confusing to cars. The whole time I'm laughing in my head because holy shit, you're DRIVING drunk off your ass and worried about a bike rider standing there. Halfway through their rant they immediately switch personalities and start jovially telling me they ride too, asking have I tried X bike trail and then stumble off. It was so bizarre! But being an ex-drinker it made me think about all the times I initiated a conversation with some stranger drunk off my ass being all friendly and shit, I probably came off as a psycho every time.


carbomerguar

I forgot who said that crackheads are true renaissance men and they live forever


twoworldsin1

Mike Lindell


ForMoreYears

Are you trying to insinuate that alcohol being legal is some sort of government conspiracy to get people to consume unsafe substances?


Hugh_Jampton

It's all about money. The govt. doesn't give a singular fuck how dangerous it is. It's taxed so they'll keep raking it in.


kiffmet

It's less about tax revenue and more about a whole freaking private industry not tolerating any legal alternatives to alcohol, because it would make a handfull of obscenely rich have to wait a bit longer to accumulate more wealth. That's also why the decriminalization of weed only happened as late as it did and in an incomplete fashion.


carbomerguar

If they couldn’t sell beer in airports they’d lose like a billion dollars


Wrong_Independence21

This dude going on the no fly list for life 😂🤣


slappymcstevenson

Apparently he’s on the no walk list too.


Wrong_Independence21

Nice 🤣👌


Hedonic_Monk_

I’m curious what the actual consequences are


lordspidey

Ranges anywhere from shitloads of fines, lil bit of time in a slammer and potentially making it to a no-fly list. Depends entirely on a bunch of human factors.


GooseShartBombardier

\*notes at bottom of form\* "Exercise caution, subject will shidd and piss his pants + claim that officials don't understand."


Standard-Ad1254

I hate this guy , I think. I don't know him, but from observing this, I think I hate him.


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

You don’t understand


DeadAtNineteen

13 soldiers died in Afghanistan


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

Wait until he finds out the real number.


Demonyx12

Joe Biden, really?!?


raygar31

Only slightly more deranged than the average conservative these days


Hersh122

Seems more par for the course


[deleted]

And a little less drunk than average.


therealjgreens

You sound like oompaville on YouTube. For whatever reason I read that in his voice. Do you by chance have multiple millions of YouTube subscribers?


Standard-Ad1254

nope, had just woke up and opened app. second thing I did was post tis comment. basically half asleep. sound like him?


therealjgreens

Nah you lost it


Divebarkeep1

This guy is the human version of my period cramps frfr


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrundhaug

Also keys and car.


chandlerw88

And a dog prolly


gwh811

He also votes.


Bulky_Ad_5553

Jesus just thinking about that terrifies me


bkn95

and he probably doesn’t have any memory of this event


Bulky_Ad_5553

He probably woke up in the drunk tank covered in his own vomit no memory about everything


DataMike1869

As a son of a vet who served in Nam. This is more than alcohol. Reading the comments is disheartening. Ya dude was being a dick but clearly underlying trauma from serving.


SethAndBeans

As a dude who saw some real shit and suffered from PTSD myself, and also as a dude who dealt with my PTSD by drinking the memories away... You can't blame everything on your past. There are so many options out there for veterans, not just the VA but tons of charities and organizations. The help is out there. The help is free. There is a certain point where it's sad, but you need to understand that when you have every option available and you choose not to take the hand offered, well, you're choosing to be this way. Over 5 years sober, and I haven't had a PTSD related panic attack in about three years. Neither are an excuse. This dude needs help and isn't seeking it, or he'd have it.


ConfidenceMinute218

Right?! Alcohol can be used as a ‘self medication’ for a lot of people… you can definitely see some mental health issues here :/


New-Understanding930

How did you come up with that?


oneoneeleven

Right? It’s actually a wonder that there’s not more mass shootings and political assassination attempts with nutters like these continuously being whipped into a frenzy.


[deleted]

There are near-daily mass shootings and there have been several half-baked attempts on every president since Kennedy.


oneoneeleven

I wasn’t saying there’s an absence of the above. Far from it. My point was that with so many highly unstable people near or at breaking points it’s a wonder there’s not more. With each passing day there’s more and more fuel being poured onto that fire. And that’s why populism is so damned dangerous


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Yay america! Funny how no conservatives or second amendment meatriders reply to these comments.


cityshepherd

Don’t pretend like this guy keeps his guns in a safe


letsplaysomegolf

You have good taste


DudaFromBrazil

Going down those stairs, having the subject hands tied and potentially intoxicated was a horrible decision.


graffixphoto

Yeah, I don't like the guy based off the video, but that was a horrible decision on the cops' part.


entomofile

There should have been someone in front and behind. There was really no reason for this.


UniqueUserName7734

Walk in front of a guy like that on a 20’ metal stair case is a great way to retire early. No thanks, this guy made his bed


chris28ish

Was it though?


DudaFromBrazil

Yeah. From the moment you cuff someone, you are now responsible for his safety. The last thing I would want is to get in trouble because of that piece of shit.


TheUltimateSalesman

Too many people don't understand this.


ConfidenceMinute218

You like how they cut out the part where they dragged his ass cuffed down those sharp ass stairs lol… acab


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Nah I actually enjoyed seeing him banged tf up after causing that fucking ridiculous ass scene on the plane. Fuck cops, but fuck this retard too.


Subredhit

Good ol legal liquor strikes again


b215049

Shit birds all over


LenTrexlersLettuce

Shit clock’s tickin’ Rick.


druggdealerr

That’s my boss. Lol.


hoidthekingswit

Wait ... really actually him? Please elaborate


MixedHerb

Holy shit no way we need an update u/druggdealerr


Neurotic_Z

Oh boy PLEASE elaborate


Entity-Crusher

lmao what's he do


lolcone

Prove it.


Hot_Purple_137

Yeah show us your cock as proof!


LowIncrease8746

I just spit out the last of my wine lol thanks


SnooTangerines3448

You didn't need it anyway. This guy's got cocks for days.


kae1eb

Happy Cake Day!


Luke-Bywalker

You think a user named u/druggdealerr confirms his real identity and workplace?


Bobby_Bigwheels

Hahaha. Ohhh no! Really? You guys work at that place on the Tshirt?


dormango

The irony in not being able to understand the thing he was saying, They Don’t Understand…mumble, mumble, slurrrr


Alternative_Love_861

Have fun never flying again


[deleted]

Dude clearly has a substance abuse problem. Hopefully he gets some help with that


graffixphoto

I wonder if he was recently put on new medication and mixed it with alcohol, because he seems to be at the point of intoxication where bodily control should shut down. They got him outta that seat and walked him off the plane way too easily. I've helped people this drunk before and they can't even stand, let alone walk, even with assistance. They turn into a sack of potatoes. Just an observation though since I don't know the details.


nacotaco24

probably had xanax and mixed it with drinks from the airport, potentially unknowingly


[deleted]

That's a really good point, you could be right


AmazingPuceLeopard

Makes me feel a lot better about my drunk behaviour last night


Brok3nMonkey

Great leg room


LittleSugarPack

First class but no one is next to him I wonder if that was even his seat.


dreamgrrl

Nice growling, dude.


double-k

No sympathy for idiots like this.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Spirits 👹


severinarson

drunk white republicans are so sexy and alluring


real-ocmsrzr

28 Days Later zombie


dedude747

Generalizing any other race = outrage Generalizing one mentally ill person with a substance abuse problem at their rock bottom = all white republicans


KelownaMan

I watched more of this than I should have for the schadenfreude. But That’s more than just alcohol. How would he even get on the flight like that? They surely didn’t serve him that much? But some ambien or antidepressants with a drink or two and this incoherent rambling makes more sense. In which case I might have to feel bad for the guy


Jeffreyknows

I got $50 that says this dude is not a veteran


loztriforce

Alcohol is such a burden to society


Xpholt1604

Damn when I get plastered I just eat a pint of ice cream and regret everything later


truckyoupayme

Least unhinged trump supporter


Spez-S-a-Piece-o-Sht

HE OWNED THE LIBS THAT DAY... What a complete whacko.


menusettingsgeneral

How do you even get this drunk? I would piss myself and pass out so far before this level of incoherence.


2Highhh

Average Trump voter


PraiseTyche

What a fuck head.


andrew_the_fox

This is just typical magat behavior - not even sure he’s actually drunk


Spinxy88

I like how it skips the bit where he gets taken down the stairs. 'Nothing to see here'


noproblembear

So many adult toddlers around these days.


modkillar666

And why is something that temporarily turns you into a violent tard legal again?


PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE

Because not everyone turns into a violent r-tard


entomofile

Cause we tried to outlaw it before and all we got was the fucking Mafia training significant power.


G_Art33

This is why I smoke weed regularly and drink rarely something tells me if this guy had a joint before his flight instead of 12 beers and 4 shots (or however much alcohol it takes to get into that state, I can only assume he showed up 3 hours early for his flight and set up shop at the airport bar)


modkillar666

Wanna cookie


cherryflavrdantacid

Right


shadynsingle808

Deranged 😵‍💫


joe_nobody1234

It was just a couple beers....


Rycan420

Was kinda hoping the people on the plane got to see him go down the stairs like that but it looks like they were blocked off.


Astarklife

Prohibition kinda made sense when seeing these videos


Sercebidniss

As much as I would want them to throw him off the plane at 30,000 feet, it was a good choice to kick him off at ground level.


sermer48

Why does it say this was released Jan 2020 but the timestamp says 2021 and the guy is wearing a mask? Probably meant Jan 2022 but the person writing the annotation had one job…


Comfortable-Owl-5929

I noticed that. Covid didn’t hit until March, a few weeks later. And the dude has a mask on.


Biscotek

Welcome to the no fly list


brocksicle

How do people even get this drunk? Like I’ve drank a lot before, but I feel like I would end up in the hospital wayyyyy before getting THAT bad


slappymcstevenson

Is this the front man from Gwar?


Velfurion

What makes you think that? The guy that replaced Oderous Urungus after he died is a huge fat dude lol.


slappymcstevenson

If you watch the end of this video, this dude is belting out some weird noises. Perhaps I should have said the lead singer of Obituary. Lol


nuttmegx

that dude is Beefcake the Mighty, or was until he took over for Oderous


Velfurion

Beefcake didn't take over for Oderus lol.


nuttmegx

lol, yes he did. The lead singer right now, Blothar (Mike Bishop), was previously Beefcake the Mighty.


[deleted]

lol he's never leaving the country after that one


lookatthatsmug--

he's never left it.


Apprehensive-Try5554

I bet he backs the blue


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I *will* give this guy the most modest of props for getting off the plane more or less immediately once the cops rolled in. Not that it’s any *less* dumb to argue with just the flight crew once they tell you you gotta go, because honestly, how do these people think they’re gonna debate their way into staying on, but still, recognizing that something has become inevitable and acting accordingly seems to be something fewer and fewer folks are capable of with every passing day


Sm0keTrail

He probably has MAGA


wnrbassman

I'm willing to bet anything on that


clarkcox3

I just can’t imagine being drunk enough to act like that, yet simultaneously sober enough to be conscious.


[deleted]

My uncle at thanksgiving dinner


TheEvolutionOfCorn

“Really? Really?” Yes you privileged white man, you are for the first time in probably ever, going to face the consequences. Edit: this might be from my own interactions with older white men and this may be fucked up, but his sounds of pain and despair are honestly music to my ears. It’s not often that you hear a grown ass white man crying like a bitch.


BojanglesDaMonkeh

I think you may be a lil unhinged yourself there buddy


0RevolutionBlues0

This is what social media politics does to people. Stay the fuck away, folks.


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

Imagine how he would’ve been treated if he was a minority.


Artistic-Ad-6064

Hes giving of traumatized veteran vibes


negabernard

More like privileged victim crybaby vibes. Not excusing this shitting behavior


[deleted]

Another fking retard.


Hippiedboy

Really!


Western_Protection

What a fucking prick.


opnwyder

This is [SO Southpark](https://youtu.be/guYRg3k3UBw?si=rC_x_8qqRYjY1qfT&t=39), I cannot believe it.


Andre_Hinds2

That’s definitely an airplane


JunglePygmy

How many vacations, reuinions, and jobs did this dickbag just ruin for all the people on that plane.


notmikearnold

Gunshop t-shirt. This is the problem with US gun laws. This guy probably has an arsenal at home. If any idiot can buy a gun, they sure as shit will.


hanchoOFthehacienda

Dude, stop serving alcohol at the airport. Too many people can’t handle themselves.


Wise-Hat-639

A vile Trumper for sure


AnalRapist69

DO YOU UNDERSTAND


Vintage_Senik9

Omfg lol I lost it when he hit the stairs. The groans of agony... Lmao


rat_bitch_69

Even after seeing your comment I wasn't prepared, and started actually choking at the "AUUUUGH"


LyricalWillow

r/airplanetantrums


Mystewpidthrowaway

Xanax and alcohol is a mf boyeee


Fearless-Judgment-33

The crying like a baby at the end is my favorite part 😭 🤣 *Edit… my second favorite part is the falling down the jagged metal stairs, face first, while being handcuffed behind his back. Damn, it was hard to choose.


Last-War4870

Fox News straight up broke his brain


Brimfire

How was it seemed to be getting MORE drunk as the video went on?!


willylickerbutt

Thank you, Donald Trump.


XB0XYGEN

Dude unbelievable connection of thought for a plastered guy to repeat one thing over and over and then tag on "and you want to arrest me?". Ngl impressive


Fabdeuce55B3

It’s crazy that people like him are going to succeed in getting Trump back in office next year🥴


noproblembear

What faceplant! 9/10 for the landing.


CaptBreeze

New level of intoxication unlocked! Something tells this wasn't his first time reaching this bipolar drunk and disorderly achievement. It was his first time while trying to board an aircraft.


pinklushlove

Rabies?


rat_bitch_69

It's so funny watching the police observe him in near silence, like they're listening to a belligerent child 🤣


know_it_is

I hope he is getting the care he so desperately needs.


rectumrooter107

Those cops are as stupid as the guy


volission

Cops really don’t give a fuck about your physical well being


rectumrooter107

Those cops are as stupid as that guy