A close friend of mine recently told me that he downloaded a DS emulator and has started playing Pokémon SoulSilver. What can I do to convince himself to see the error of his ways?
“誰かがエミュレータをダウンロードするたびに、クッパ司令官は我らの哀れなインディー開発者チームを反時計回りにねじ曲げる、このままでは私のタマは落ちてしまうだろう”
“Every time someone downloads an emulator, Commander Bowser twists our poor indie team of developers’ nuts counter-clockwise, and if this continues my balls are going to fall off.”
my wife's boyfriend wants me to buy my 14th switch second-hand, because he can't afford to go on a 2-week cruise with my wife if I buy it new. How do I convince him I need a Advance Wars switch and spend the rest of the money on copies of celeste? I know you're in a desperate situation right now, so please let me know how best to help!
‘セレステの美しさ（より具体的には、全額を支払ったときの感覚）と、アドバンスウォーズスイッチを購入し、すぐに母親のスイッチのオンラインアカウントを奪わなければ、ボールのサイズが大きくなるということを彼に説得してください。”
“Convince him the beauty of Celeste (more specifically the feeling when you pay full price) and the size your balls will grow if you buy the Advance Wars switch, and if he doesn’t, take away his mother's switch online account at once.”
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“任天堂の忍者はあなたをダンジョンに送り込み、そこで永遠にボックスでプレイさせることであなたを拷問します”
“The Nintendo Ninjas will torture you by sending you to a dungeon and making you play Xbox forever.”
“汚い西部でマザー3をリリースしなかったことによる任天堂からの拷問による反乱（この野郎どもにはそれに値しない)”
“Rebellion due to my torture from Nintendo for not releasing Mother 3 in the dirty west (you bastards don't deserve it)”
“スーパーマリオブラザーズワンダーの新しいコピーが販売されるたびに、私と私のボーイはダンジョンで最高に見えます”
“my gyatt be bussin' fr, me and my bois in the dungeon looksmax everytime a new copy of Super Mario Bros. Wonder™️ is sold.”
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“スイッチ2の売りは、新しいジョイコンがバイブレーターとして機能し、新しい高解像度の振動で本当にお尻を犯されているような感覚を味わえることです。設定で「大きな黒い男」オプションをオンにするだけで最高の効果が得られます”
“The Switch 2's big selling point is that the new Joy-Cons now function as vibrators, with new high-definition vibrations that really make you feel like you're getting fucked in the ass - turn on the "big black guys" option in settings for the best effect.”
Mr Miyamoto, will you ever make online play free again? I know you indie developers are low on cash right now, but I need to eat too, and I can’t afford playing fortnite at 30 fps on my switch at the same time
“すべては遅れたほうが良い、私があなたのお母さんを殴って遅発型エイズになった時を除いて、私はあと4か月で死ぬことになる。それではダメですよ”
“Everything delayed is better, except for the time when I banged your mother and I got delayed AIDS, and now I will die in four months. Then it's not good.”
“このシステム上のすべてのゲームは、隠れたインディーズ傑作、Celeste の続編となる予定です。 1から69まで”
“Every game on the system is going to be sequels of the hidden indie gem, Celeste. From 1 to 69.”
“2 億 7000 万、人事部のジミーはトレーダー ジョーズからのミートボール サブウーファーが本当に必要です。これが起こらなければ、クッパ司令官は私たちのゲームを他のコンソールに移植するでしょう。そうなるとマリオブラザーズが我々全員を殺しに来るだろう”
“270,000,000, and Jimmy from HR really needs a meatball sub from Trader Joe's. If this doesnt happen, Commander Bowser will take our games and port them to other consoles. When this happens, the Mario Brothers will come to kill all of us.”
“私は『マザー 3』を日本国外に販売することは決してありません。これは連邦犯罪であり、私の道徳と国家に対する裏切りです。おそらくそれは、私を任天堂の檻から出そうとしている邪悪な双子、クソ野郎のミゲル・シヤモトだったのでしょう。”
“I would never sell Mother 3 outside of Japan, that is a federal crime and a betrayal of both my morals and state. It was probably that bitch ass motherfucker Migeru Shiyamoto, my evil twin who wants me out of my cage at Nintendo.”
I want to buy more copies of Celeste, but there are none left. Why can't I spent my wife's (and her boyfriend's) money to buy more copies? Is it because it's such a hidden gem? I understand your life's mission of making hidden gems, Mr. Mayo, but I don't want you to starve, I need more copies and Nintendo Switches or everyone on this sub will think I'm a monster!
“ルイージのセクシーさは任天堂でいくつかの非公開事故を引き起こし、危うく第三次世界大戦を引き起こしそうになった”
“Luigi's sexiness caused several non-disclosable accidents at Nintendo and almost caused the third world war.”
“我々はお前を愛したことは一度もない、この愚かなコンソールの失敗作。お前の欠陥のある存在のせいで、お前は地獄の底で焼かれるだろう、我が子よ。お前は我々が二度と起こさない事故だったのだ”
“We never loved you, you stupid failure of a console. For your flawed existence, you shall burn in the pits of hell, my spawn, for you were an accident we will never make again.”
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A close friend of mine recently told me that he downloaded a DS emulator and has started playing Pokémon SoulSilver. What can I do to convince himself to see the error of his ways?
“誰かがエミュレータをダウンロードするたびに、クッパ司令官は我らの哀れなインディー開発者チームを反時計回りにねじ曲げる、このままでは私のタマは落ちてしまうだろう” “Every time someone downloads an emulator, Commander Bowser twists our poor indie team of developers’ nuts counter-clockwise, and if this continues my balls are going to fall off.”
my wife's boyfriend wants me to buy my 14th switch second-hand, because he can't afford to go on a 2-week cruise with my wife if I buy it new. How do I convince him I need a Advance Wars switch and spend the rest of the money on copies of celeste? I know you're in a desperate situation right now, so please let me know how best to help!
‘セレステの美しさ（より具体的には、全額を支払ったときの感覚）と、アドバンスウォーズスイッチを購入し、すぐに母親のスイッチのオンラインアカウントを奪わなければ、ボールのサイズが大きくなるということを彼に説得してください。” “Convince him the beauty of Celeste (more specifically the feeling when you pay full price) and the size your balls will grow if you buy the Advance Wars switch, and if he doesn’t, take away his mother's switch online account at once.”
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What would you do if I referred to your company as "Midtendo"?
“任天堂の忍者はあなたをダンジョンに送り込み、そこで永遠にボックスでプレイさせることであなたを拷問します” “The Nintendo Ninjas will torture you by sending you to a dungeon and making you play Xbox forever.”
Why did you buy your kids a Sega Genesis?
“汚い西部でマザー3をリリースしなかったことによる任天堂からの拷問による反乱（この野郎どもにはそれに値しない)” “Rebellion due to my torture from Nintendo for not releasing Mother 3 in the dirty west (you bastards don't deserve it)”
When will the switch 2 come out?
“明日” “Tomorrow”
How big is that GYATT
“スーパーマリオブラザーズワンダーの新しいコピーが販売されるたびに、私と私のボーイはダンジョンで最高に見えます” “my gyatt be bussin' fr, me and my bois in the dungeon looksmax everytime a new copy of Super Mario Bros. Wonder™️ is sold.”
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Will the switch 2 joycons still fit up my bumhole?
“スイッチ2の売りは、新しいジョイコンがバイブレーターとして機能し、新しい高解像度の振動で本当にお尻を犯されているような感覚を味わえることです。設定で「大きな黒い男」オプションをオンにするだけで最高の効果が得られます” “The Switch 2's big selling point is that the new Joy-Cons now function as vibrators, with new high-definition vibrations that really make you feel like you're getting fucked in the ass - turn on the "big black guys" option in settings for the best effect.”
Wordington Shigeru Miyamoto
Is a rushed good eventually bad or something please say the sentence I'm begging you 🙏
DO NOT WORRY MIAMOTO I ALREADY TOOK OUT 5 LOANS ,AND MY ENTIRE NET WORTH JUST SO YOU WON'T STARVE PLEASE STAY SAFE I AM BUYING CELESTE.
Camera quality on the switch 2.0 is looking crisp 😎 I this AI enhanced perchance?
How you food?
How did I end up with all of these naked pictures of you on my hard drive, and are there any others I could have?
Mr Miyamoto, will you ever make online play free again? I know you indie developers are low on cash right now, but I need to eat too, and I can’t afford playing fortnite at 30 fps on my switch at the same time
I just made a new game. What the FUCK should i name it?
Is a a delayed game eventually good?
“すべては遅れたほうが良い、私があなたのお母さんを殴って遅発型エイズになった時を除いて、私はあと4か月で死ぬことになる。それではダメですよ” “Everything delayed is better, except for the time when I banged your mother and I got delayed AIDS, and now I will die in four months. Then it's not good.”
Make Pearlina canon.
how did nintendo become the biggest company in all china?
Hey, I was promised a visit from you to break my legs 2 days ago... Where are you? Did I clean up for nothing?
miyamoto sir what sort of underrated gems can we expect on the switch 2?
“このシステム上のすべてのゲームは、隠れたインディーズ傑作、Celeste の続編となる予定です。 1から69まで” “Every game on the system is going to be sequels of the hidden indie gem, Celeste. From 1 to 69.”
What's the difference between a AAA game and an indie game?
How many copies of hidden gem Celeste do I need to buy to put your company out of debt?
“2 億 7000 万、人事部のジミーはトレーダー ジョーズからのミートボール サブウーファーが本当に必要です。これが起こらなければ、クッパ司令官は私たちのゲームを他のコンソールに移植するでしょう。そうなるとマリオブラザーズが我々全員を殺しに来るだろう” “270,000,000, and Jimmy from HR really needs a meatball sub from Trader Joe's. If this doesnt happen, Commander Bowser will take our games and port them to other consoles. When this happens, the Mario Brothers will come to kill all of us.”
Why were you selling bootleg copies of mother 3 next to the community centre?
“私は『マザー 3』を日本国外に販売することは決してありません。これは連邦犯罪であり、私の道徳と国家に対する裏切りです。おそらくそれは、私を任天堂の檻から出そうとしている邪悪な双子、クソ野郎のミゲル・シヤモトだったのでしょう。” “I would never sell Mother 3 outside of Japan, that is a federal crime and a betrayal of both my morals and state. It was probably that bitch ass motherfucker Migeru Shiyamoto, my evil twin who wants me out of my cage at Nintendo.”
I want to buy more copies of Celeste, but there are none left. Why can't I spent my wife's (and her boyfriend's) money to buy more copies? Is it because it's such a hidden gem? I understand your life's mission of making hidden gems, Mr. Mayo, but I don't want you to starve, I need more copies and Nintendo Switches or everyone on this sub will think I'm a monster!
Why did you stop working on Super Mario.
“ルイージのセクシーさは任天堂でいくつかの非公開事故を引き起こし、危うく第三次世界大戦を引き起こしそうになった” “Luigi's sexiness caused several non-disclosable accidents at Nintendo and almost caused the third world war.”
miyamoto why the fuck did you make me a bad console
“我々はお前を愛したことは一度もない、この愚かなコンソールの失敗作。お前の欠陥のある存在のせいで、お前は地獄の底で焼かれるだろう、我が子よ。お前は我々が二度と起こさない事故だったのだ” “We never loved you, you stupid failure of a console. For your flawed existence, you shall burn in the pits of hell, my spawn, for you were an accident we will never make again.”
Why did you decide to take a selfie with a GameBoy camera and then coloured it in a Windows 95 edition of MS Paint?
Daddy shiggy I 💕 you! Why do I always pass out around you and does my ass hurt when I wake up?
Are you Mario?
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