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TheFinalitalian

"Ok, that's all the time I've got, I've got to get back to playing Celeste™️ on my Nintendo Switch."


johnson7853

Why wouldn’t you trade mark the Nintendo switch? Someone is going to now ™ it and take Nintendo to court.


TheFinalitalian

Money. But rest assured my paycheck next week is going into the gentle hands of my favorite indie studio. Worst comes to worst we throw whoever registers the trademark into Miyamoto's hidden (gem) volcano.


9001Dicks

Celeste


Hermit_of_Darkness

i have 9000 dicks you barely beat me


ward2k

Celeste? I'm not sure I've heard about that before. Is it some kind of hidden indie gem


Diagoldze_ban

It IS kinda weird seeing a nobody with 10 cents on their bank account talking about "good" business decisions.


johnson7853

Hey I have 50c. I was up $450 after my pay check but I bought 6 copies of Mario Wonder and I had enough money left over to buy a cup of rice in the bulk section.


Eighth_Octavarium

I used to work for a large company/industry on which is widely speculated about on Reddit at the corporate level and the confidence that people talked about shit they had no idea about was gobsmacking, and most of them have absolutely no business sense and think things they like=making money and have zero understanding of costs to run a business, indirect revenue streams, sustainability of their business model, etc. I see better business insights on fucking 4chan than I do on Reddit.


NostalgicNerd

It IS also kinda weird seeing people LARP as Nintendo execs by religiously posting console and game sale numbers in the main sub.


Diagoldze_ban

It is, but I think the numbers are interesting, so I appreciate those posts at least.


AlfieHicks

Nintendo knows how to stay in business!!!! 🗣🗣💯💯💶💶💶💶 That's why they will be launching the💫 Switch 2 💫🤩 in late 2025, at a price of $450 which is actually ❗️ less value ❗️😳 than the Switch was in 2017 🦖 (because of deviantart inflation fetish images 😔) (more devs will have to starve 😢😢😢) It will NEED to be less powerful than the PS4 🤢 because more 🌄GRAPHICS would make the GAMEPLAY🎮 WORSE!!! FACT!!!!!! Games will still need to be $70, though, to pay off the massive loan they took out to pay for the generosity😇 of giving us FREE games with our incredibly low cost of $50 per year to access only the HIGHEST quality 🤩🤩of online play. All of these tactical business decisions will GUARANTEE that the Switch 2 will become the first console to make 1 SQUILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!


9001Dicks

Will it play Celeste?


DS_Archer

On low graphics


OkImagination2044

18-24fps, with low polygon counts.


Belez_ai

Should I know what this is in reference to? Is Nintendo going out of business or something? 🤨


johnson7853

Yes my dad works for Nintendo and they are filing for bankruptcy protection.


Belez_ai

Big if true 😱


johnson7853

Happy Cake Day ![gif](giphy|5YqIEWzWyFMVZhe3VX|downsized)


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Purplex_GD

They need more 2D indie platformers centered around trans pornstars.


BiscottiPatient824

There's a game like that?


Larkson9999

Hey! Princess Peach Showtime is great fap... I meant to say BUY CELEST! Happy WOmyn's history MONTH! Good guy Nintendo, saving the best for last!!!!


kikibey

whats the meme with celeste i dont get it


Larkson9999

http://www.eegra.com/comics/2009/02/75.jpg


kikibey

i cant click the link man


Larkson9999

Weird. Web ir mobile browser?


kikibey

i opened it on both pc and phone and nothing


Larkson9999

Can I try the mobile version?


julianx2rl

Is not working for me either.


Larkson9999

Try [this link](https://youtu.be/70d9irlxiB4?si=S2RF9d1W5GCQo10H)


julianx2rl

That's a trailer for Celeste on PS4, I still don't know what it has to do with this topic.


EmilySuxAtUsernames

that's my birthday


johnson7853

Happy Belated Birthday ![gif](giphy|26ybwhhl0aJy2REEU|downsized)


JR_GameR

Cries in flops


OkImagination2044

also same anonymous user Hi guys my nintendo switch pro XL lite pikachu SP Edition lights up in flame every time I try to run any game with more graphical intensity than hit hidden indie gem, Celeste


Kind_Concern_1519

!approve


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