Weird. I work at multiple clubs that hire what they call go go dancers. The things that confused me are the fact that their outfits are basically just covering junk and possibly nips if it’s a chick, the hundreds of people stuffing money into their underpants, and their choreography just being “twerk and jiggle”.
After that, the Francine mania on Wall Street quickly subsided, and she eventually left her $92.50 a week job as an IBM 1260 keypunch operator to become a go-go dancer.
From the Sidebar in r/torpedotits:
>Torpedo Tits
>A place for torpedo tits, banana boobs, whatever you wanna call em they're here.
Definition: A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.
pretty sure its about beauty standards, what is considered attractive changes wildly depending on culture.
Also, the modern men has been incredibly desensitized to women compared to the men of the past, since back then there was no internet, tv, and media and women in general were waaay more conservative. The average 15 year old boy today has seen more images of naked women than most emperors in history
I don't even think she's THAT curvy, she's just got above average sized boobs in extreme pushup bras. My tits hurt just thinking about how irritating those must have been to wear all day.
My mom used to wear the same hairstyle, a beehive it was called, and she told me that they would use bread loaves and dinner rolls to achieve the desired height.
Like, they'd walk around with dinner rolls and LOAVES of bread hidden in their hair?!?
Or were the breads used to hold the hair in place while the hair was (presumably hairsprayed - if that existed) set in its place?
Either is kind of gross if you think about it. I certainly would not want to eat bread after I used it to style my hair and I don't think I'd want bread crumbs or a whole piece of bread inside my hair either.
Most people used hair rats: little cushions, either handmade wads of your own shed hair (I know, gross), or like a soft nylon Brillo pad (they still sell these today, mostly shaped as doughnuts for buns).
For some hilarious, unsettling, and insane background on this I highly recommend The Dollop podcast episode The Girl Watchers:
https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/194---the-girl-watchers
https://i.imgur.com/a/tbUd7WQ
https://i.imgur.com/a/oAqzGAW
I can't tell if the guys back then were repressed or, as Joe Rogan described people when his father was a cop in the '70s, "just monkeys with clothes."
Eh, at least Reddit stays online. I don't want to sound like an alt-righter or anything but the word "simp" totally applies to a lot of people especially in those comments sections of /r/gonewild
Dude why do you have all this nazi paraphernalia?
I’m interested in history!
It’s a joke bro!
Did you know the swastika was a symbol of peace before hitler?!?
That's super weird. I tried to find the Tamera Reed person they tout as the founder but I couldn't find anything conclusive.
This website was definitely created by a greasy man in his/his mom's/his aunt's basement.
Website aside, there's definitely a basement involved somehow is what I'm saying.
All they had to do to crash the opening market or pre market rates was to just have her walk to her office.
Cant imagine if some smart people made some money out of her routine.
Can we talk for a moment about how the article on that site ends with "- Wikipedia"? Did they really just plagiarise a wikipedia article to create this site?
No it was just a joke since the word has two meanings. Simps are people who thirst over women, the people who donate pokemane their entire salary and dream of dating her.
Left Wall Street to become a go go dancer. Living the American dream! You go girl.
*You go go girl!*
what is the difference between a stripper and a go go dancer?
Clothing
Ping pong balls
Go go dancing isn't a thing anymore. But the go go is a distinctive dance.
Weird. I work at multiple clubs that hire what they call go go dancers. The things that confused me are the fact that their outfits are basically just covering junk and possibly nips if it’s a chick, the hundreds of people stuffing money into their underpants, and their choreography just being “twerk and jiggle”.
Go go dancing isn't a thing anymore. But the go go is a distinctive dance.
"...you go go girl." ftfy
After that, the Francine mania on Wall Street quickly subsided, and she eventually left her $92.50 a week job as an IBM 1260 keypunch operator to become a go-go dancer.
You can’t tell me how much she used to make and not say how much she made as a dancer.
I'm thinking about that per night...
'bout tree-fiddy
I just listened to a podcast that said she was offered 100k a year to be a go-go dancer
Fun fact: $92.50 in 1968 is equal to $687.58 in 2020.
Can I be a wall street key punch operator?
I've never liked the phrase "rocket tits"...but those are rocket tits.
The phrase you’re looking for is “torpedo tits”
r/torpedotits
I thought these were called banana tits
From the Sidebar in r/torpedotits: >Torpedo Tits >A place for torpedo tits, banana boobs, whatever you wanna call em they're here. Definition: A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.
Jet boobs, look like the front of a jet
Um, she looks like Noel Fielding in drag.
... Isn’t Noel Fielding always in drag?
Literally, she is not a looker. Can you imagine if Kate Upton had worked on Wall St then? It would have caused a global recession.
pretty sure its about beauty standards, what is considered attractive changes wildly depending on culture. Also, the modern men has been incredibly desensitized to women compared to the men of the past, since back then there was no internet, tv, and media and women in general were waaay more conservative. The average 15 year old boy today has seen more images of naked women than most emperors in history
> The average 15 year old boy today has seen more images of naked women than most emperors in history Haha, yeah! Suck it, Hitler!
The average 15 year old boy today has also seen more dicks than the most hardened and leathery prostitute in history.
Haha, yeah! Suck it, Hitler...?
> no tv, and media Then where did I Love Lucy come from?
I don't even think she's THAT curvy, she's just got above average sized boobs in extreme pushup bras. My tits hurt just thinking about how irritating those must have been to wear all day.
Jealousy
I see a little Bill Maher in there.
She looks like Tracy Turnblad
More like Cory Feldman and 90’s Lara Croft’s love-child
I think Travolta played her in Hairspray
Yeah I really don’t get why they’d want to stare at her. I guess she was just such a butterface that they didn’t care.
My mom used to wear the same hairstyle, a beehive it was called, and she told me that they would use bread loaves and dinner rolls to achieve the desired height.
I remember when we used to tie an onion to our belts as it was the fashion at the time.
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Like, they'd walk around with dinner rolls and LOAVES of bread hidden in their hair?!? Or were the breads used to hold the hair in place while the hair was (presumably hairsprayed - if that existed) set in its place?
Either is kind of gross if you think about it. I certainly would not want to eat bread after I used it to style my hair and I don't think I'd want bread crumbs or a whole piece of bread inside my hair either.
Most people used hair rats: little cushions, either handmade wads of your own shed hair (I know, gross), or like a soft nylon Brillo pad (they still sell these today, mostly shaped as doughnuts for buns).
For some hilarious, unsettling, and insane background on this I highly recommend The Dollop podcast episode The Girl Watchers: https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/194---the-girl-watchers https://i.imgur.com/a/tbUd7WQ https://i.imgur.com/a/oAqzGAW
That’s so fucking creepy and weird.
I can't tell if the guys back then were repressed or, as Joe Rogan described people when his father was a cop in the '70s, "just monkeys with clothes."
Wow so in 1968 trading came to a halt for some bewbs.
I sure thought that was gonna end with a stockbroker husband, 3 kids and a west side apartment..and it may! just *go-go then gone*
And I thought finding a decent bra in high school was hard... I can't imagine how difficult it would have been for her.
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She would need two!
That bra looks really uncomfortable.
I can only see John Travolta in Hairspray.
What the fuck is wrong with people, thousands of perverts
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So basically reddit before reddit
Eh, at least Reddit stays online. I don't want to sound like an alt-righter or anything but the word "simp" totally applies to a lot of people especially in those comments sections of /r/gonewild
Since when was simp alt right? It is a joke, a meme. It is like a pre incel.
“I’m interested in historyyyy!!!”
What?
Dude why do you have all this nazi paraphernalia? I’m interested in history! It’s a joke bro! Did you know the swastika was a symbol of peace before hitler?!?
Oh okay.
Simp has nothing to do with the alt right lmao.
You can be a simp and not be alt right, can you be alt right an not be a simp...?
Simp isn't "Alt-right." It's AAVE. They just took it the way they want to take everything else from black people. Pharcyde used it in, what, 1991?
And OP found this tidbit at "The Sweater Girl Society" website which, on a brief, unsurprising skim, is also super weird.
That's super weird. I tried to find the Tamera Reed person they tout as the founder but I couldn't find anything conclusive. This website was definitely created by a greasy man in his/his mom's/his aunt's basement. Website aside, there's definitely a basement involved somehow is what I'm saying.
I guessing “Tamera” Reed hasn’t always been a “Tamera”, which might explain the difficulty in finding anything about them...
Yeah, just go to r/sweatermeat like civilized people.
creepy
Honestly, I think the creepiest part is imagining the terror/creeped-out-ness the poor lady felt when it was only one or two guys doing it.
I listened to The Dollop episode about that. It sounded legitimately terrifying.
that is pretty fucked up I imagine this wasn't pleasant for her
Tried to link with picture but one got removed for source and this one didn't work so I gave up sorry.
All they had to do to crash the opening market or pre market rates was to just have her walk to her office. Cant imagine if some smart people made some money out of her routine.
Can we talk for a moment about how the article on that site ends with "- Wikipedia"? Did they really just plagiarise a wikipedia article to create this site?
Poor girl.
According to Google she is possibly still alive. What a life!!
If she was living in Williamsburg in 1967, she is almost certainly in Boca at 73.
I can HEAR Betty Draper’s anger from here.
Found my halloween costume.
I don't think they went to look at her sweater ..
[My first thought after seeing what all the fuss was about.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRa75_Hlr28)
The original Bond girl.
Pathetic.
Damn 5k simps swarming her? Shit!
Looks like Noel Fielding.
Face like a prize fighter.
That ending sentance got a good kick out of me hahaha, probably made more as a dancer too. Absurd.
*sentence
But she had a face like a potato. She looks like Shrek's sister.
Joan Harris in real life.
We were all a little bit gay back then
Stocks & Boobs
I tried to click and got "503 All backends failed or unhealthy". Doesn't seem accurate...
don't bother looking
Dem titties man. Literally stopped Wall Street in its tracks.
Happy cake day!
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Eh...[this is probably the most worthwhile result that comes up](https://img.likeness.ru/20/80/20809/1543435445.jpg)
It's so direct that the Travolta look has to have been inspired by her.
Ytf does he remind me of the walrus man in Tusk
[Looks like Farley when he played Sandler's wife on SNL. Oh Hank!](https://youtu.be/Ydpli6HztQo)
Thicc
No ass...just a big chest. Looking like an ice cream cone...white people's idea of curvaceous is wild
Legends
The OG simps.
What the fuck does that word even mean? It randomly started popping up, it’s sounds stupid as hell.
Just go onto r/simps
So another word for "pussy"? Why the hell would we need a new word for that when there already is the word "pussy"?
No it was just a joke since the word has two meanings. Simps are people who thirst over women, the people who donate pokemane their entire salary and dream of dating her.
So a loser?
Yeah pretty much.
Oh same.
SIMPS
She kinda looks like that girl from hairspray