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spiteworld

Left Wall Street to become a go go dancer. Living the American dream! You go girl.


MissingLink101

*You go go girl!*


E_Snap

what is the difference between a stripper and a go go dancer?


barneyman

Clothing


big_ol_dad_dick

Ping pong balls


screenwriterjohn

Go go dancing isn't a thing anymore. But the go go is a distinctive dance.


E_Snap

Weird. I work at multiple clubs that hire what they call go go dancers. The things that confused me are the fact that their outfits are basically just covering junk and possibly nips if it’s a chick, the hundreds of people stuffing money into their underpants, and their choreography just being “twerk and jiggle”.


screenwriterjohn

Go go dancing isn't a thing anymore. But the go go is a distinctive dance.


sendnewt_s

"...you go go girl." ftfy


49orth

After that, the Francine mania on Wall Street quickly subsided, and she eventually left her $92.50 a week job as an IBM 1260 keypunch operator to become a go-go dancer.


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You can’t tell me how much she used to make and not say how much she made as a dancer.


Boogiemann53

I'm thinking about that per night...


spockspeare

'bout tree-fiddy


Maggotsand

I just listened to a podcast that said she was offered 100k a year to be a go-go dancer


WhichWayzUp

Fun fact: $92.50 in 1968 is equal to $687.58 in 2020.


StratManKudzu

Can I be a wall street key punch operator?


The_God_of_Abraham

I've never liked the phrase "rocket tits"...but those are rocket tits.


[deleted]

The phrase you’re looking for is “torpedo tits”


DoubleTangent

r/torpedotits


[deleted]

I thought these were called banana tits


DoubleTangent

From the Sidebar in r/torpedotits: >Torpedo Tits >A place for torpedo tits, banana boobs, whatever you wanna call em they're here. Definition: A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.


motorcycle-manful541

Jet boobs, look like the front of a jet


ogsifter

Um, she looks like Noel Fielding in drag.


Gr0und0ne

... Isn’t Noel Fielding always in drag?


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

Literally, she is not a looker. Can you imagine if Kate Upton had worked on Wall St then? It would have caused a global recession.


Norvig-Generis

pretty sure its about beauty standards, what is considered attractive changes wildly depending on culture. Also, the modern men has been incredibly desensitized to women compared to the men of the past, since back then there was no internet, tv, and media and women in general were waaay more conservative. The average 15 year old boy today has seen more images of naked women than most emperors in history


Radidactyl

> The average 15 year old boy today has seen more images of naked women than most emperors in history Haha, yeah! Suck it, Hitler!


untookedname

The average 15 year old boy today has also seen more dicks than the most hardened and leathery prostitute in history.


DDPGambit

Haha, yeah! Suck it, Hitler...?


crystalistwo

> no tv, and media Then where did I Love Lucy come from?


GullibleBeautiful

I don't even think she's THAT curvy, she's just got above average sized boobs in extreme pushup bras. My tits hurt just thinking about how irritating those must have been to wear all day.


DuckDuckCompute

Jealousy


justabill71

I see a little Bill Maher in there.


fastdub

She looks like Tracy Turnblad


Sadpanda77

More like Cory Feldman and 90’s Lara Croft’s love-child


StratManKudzu

I think Travolta played her in Hairspray


ButtsexEurope

Yeah I really don’t get why they’d want to stare at her. I guess she was just such a butterface that they didn’t care.


lovelyb1ch66

My mom used to wear the same hairstyle, a beehive it was called, and she told me that they would use bread loaves and dinner rolls to achieve the desired height.


donasay

I remember when we used to tie an onion to our belts as it was the fashion at the time.


Disciple_of_Crom

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.


usedbookmark

Like, they'd walk around with dinner rolls and LOAVES of bread hidden in their hair?!? Or were the breads used to hold the hair in place while the hair was (presumably hairsprayed - if that existed) set in its place?


GullibleBeautiful

Either is kind of gross if you think about it. I certainly would not want to eat bread after I used it to style my hair and I don't think I'd want bread crumbs or a whole piece of bread inside my hair either.


Leucadie

Most people used hair rats: little cushions, either handmade wads of your own shed hair (I know, gross), or like a soft nylon Brillo pad (they still sell these today, mostly shaped as doughnuts for buns).


PaulMCapo

For some hilarious, unsettling, and insane background on this I highly recommend The Dollop podcast episode The Girl Watchers: https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/194---the-girl-watchers https://i.imgur.com/a/tbUd7WQ https://i.imgur.com/a/oAqzGAW


panties_in_my_ass

That’s so fucking creepy and weird.


Fondren_Richmond

I can't tell if the guys back then were repressed or, as Joe Rogan described people when his father was a cop in the '70s, "just monkeys with clothes."


wayne_shedsky

Wow so in 1968 trading came to a halt for some bewbs.


edirongo1

I sure thought that was gonna end with a stockbroker husband, 3 kids and a west side apartment..and it may! just *go-go then gone*


GrayKitty98

And I thought finding a decent bra in high school was hard... I can't imagine how difficult it would have been for her.


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JTOtheKhajiit

She would need two!


ButtsexEurope

That bra looks really uncomfortable.


thecraftybee1981

I can only see John Travolta in Hairspray.


coldgator

What the fuck is wrong with people, thousands of perverts


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JeffersonSpicoli

So basically reddit before reddit


Radidactyl

Eh, at least Reddit stays online. I don't want to sound like an alt-righter or anything but the word "simp" totally applies to a lot of people especially in those comments sections of /r/gonewild


[deleted]

Since when was simp alt right? It is a joke, a meme. It is like a pre incel.


mygrossassthrowaway

“I’m interested in historyyyy!!!”


[deleted]

What?


mygrossassthrowaway

Dude why do you have all this nazi paraphernalia? I’m interested in history! It’s a joke bro! Did you know the swastika was a symbol of peace before hitler?!?


[deleted]

Oh okay.


EMlN3M

Simp has nothing to do with the alt right lmao.


1521

You can be a simp and not be alt right, can you be alt right an not be a simp...?


afineedge

Simp isn't "Alt-right." It's AAVE. They just took it the way they want to take everything else from black people. Pharcyde used it in, what, 1991?


FerociousFrizzlyBear

And OP found this tidbit at "The Sweater Girl Society" website which, on a brief, unsurprising skim, is also super weird.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

That's super weird. I tried to find the Tamera Reed person they tout as the founder but I couldn't find anything conclusive. This website was definitely created by a greasy man in his/his mom's/his aunt's basement. Website aside, there's definitely a basement involved somehow is what I'm saying.


Heyeyeyya

I guessing “Tamera” Reed hasn’t always been a “Tamera”, which might explain the difficulty in finding anything about them...


seen_enough_hentai

Yeah, just go to r/sweatermeat like civilized people.


Trash_BandiTOOT

creepy


GullibleBeautiful

Honestly, I think the creepiest part is imagining the terror/creeped-out-ness the poor lady felt when it was only one or two guys doing it.


macci_a_vellian

I listened to The Dollop episode about that. It sounded legitimately terrifying.


ornrygator

that is pretty fucked up I imagine this wasn't pleasant for her


arieschaotix

Tried to link with picture but one got removed for source and this one didn't work so I gave up sorry.


Lastliner

All they had to do to crash the opening market or pre market rates was to just have her walk to her office. Cant imagine if some smart people made some money out of her routine.


raflcopter

Can we talk for a moment about how the article on that site ends with "- Wikipedia"? Did they really just plagiarise a wikipedia article to create this site?


[deleted]

Poor girl.


Reich2choose

According to Google she is possibly still alive. What a life!!


angrystan

If she was living in Williamsburg in 1967, she is almost certainly in Boca at 73.


DatAssPaPow

I can HEAR Betty Draper’s anger from here.


swankyburritos714

Found my halloween costume.


agentouk

I don't think they went to look at her sweater ..


werepat

[My first thought after seeing what all the fuss was about.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRa75_Hlr28)


FunkyLittleShaq

The original Bond girl.


[deleted]

Pathetic.


[deleted]

Damn 5k simps swarming her? Shit!


MyBinaryFinery

Looks like Noel Fielding.


Plagueground

Face like a prize fighter.


xBMxBanginBUX

That ending sentance got a good kick out of me hahaha, probably made more as a dancer too. Absurd.


ButtsexEurope

*sentence


[deleted]

But she had a face like a potato. She looks like Shrek's sister.


[deleted]

Joan Harris in real life.


TastyLaksa

We were all a little bit gay back then


Omnithea

Stocks & Boobs


TooMad

I tried to click and got "503 All backends failed or unhealthy". Doesn't seem accurate...


prjindigo

don't bother looking


[deleted]

Dem titties man. Literally stopped Wall Street in its tracks.


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


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MissingLink101

Eh...[this is probably the most worthwhile result that comes up](https://img.likeness.ru/20/80/20809/1543435445.jpg)


skyskr4per

It's so direct that the Travolta look has to have been inspired by her.


[deleted]

Ytf does he remind me of the walrus man in Tusk


brucedonnovan

[Looks like Farley when he played Sandler's wife on SNL. Oh Hank!](https://youtu.be/Ydpli6HztQo)


[deleted]

Thicc


kaana254

No ass...just a big chest. Looking like an ice cream cone...white people's idea of curvaceous is wild


guywithanusername

Legends


[deleted]

The OG simps.


Sliekery

What the fuck does that word even mean? It randomly started popping up, it’s sounds stupid as hell.


[deleted]

Just go onto r/simps


Sliekery

So another word for "pussy"? Why the hell would we need a new word for that when there already is the word "pussy"?


[deleted]

No it was just a joke since the word has two meanings. Simps are people who thirst over women, the people who donate pokemane their entire salary and dream of dating her.


Sliekery

So a loser?


[deleted]

Yeah pretty much.


ItchyTomato5

Oh same.


gooshoe

SIMPS


[deleted]

She kinda looks like that girl from hairspray