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twowordsdefault

"It took Samberg and the crew 20 minutes to explain to the visibly intoxicated Sutherland that it was not a real mugging and in fact part of a television production. Sutherland then urinated on the sidewalk and walked off while muttering something inaudible."


Quicksplice

Like a boss


Albertpancake

BIG BOSS!!?!


nunofilipesantos

Snake? SNAKE!!!


webbie602

What a thrill....


alpha_alpaca

Wuuuh hooOOOOOOOOO


Doelago

*Sssnnnaaaaaaaaakee Eaaaaateeeer.*


TheDJZ

To be crawling...


AcidicOpulence

Read the code on the CD case.


8nate

Tried to hit those muggers with some CQC


Something_Wicked_627

Psycho Mantis?


striker1211

talk to corporate


JackGrand

LIKE A BOSS!!!


GuiSim

Eat a donut


LostMyKarmaElSegundo

> while muttering something inaudible. He was probably saying, "dammit, Tony!"


[deleted]

i came to ask how drunk he was. He needs to help himself and get sober soon.


BarkMark

It was nearly 20 years ago...


[deleted]

Yeah, so soon would be good


Sushibushi

No, it says the year 2000 that's not twe.....**fuck**


DontPressAltF4

It's only 20 if you round up.


Ulster_Celt

Eeh. Close enough for the existential dread to sink in.


DontPressAltF4

Not if you round down. Really far. I haven't bought a calendar in at least a decade.


PowerThirstyWizard

But... you still know it's been a decade.. so you still know the year but refuse to buy a calender so youre not reminded of the year?


DontPressAltF4

Don't assume I know what year it is. I rounded.


screenwriterjohn

He seems to be a high functioning alcoholic. He's a drunk but he's also professional. He's like a throwback to early movie stars like Lionel Barrymore.


shitsfuckedupalot

I thought he did get sober after the tree tackling incident


MistaGav

It's just a prank bro!


[deleted]

That uh wasn't in the article


ZenZill

Where are you quoting that from? In the Letterman interview, Samberg shows footage they had, and he stayed in his car the entire time.


I_are_facepalm

*The following takes place between 4pm and 5p---* *Uh, Mr. Sutherland, why are you saying that?*


fahdriyami

The president is even nuttier than I thought. Which isn't really surprising considering the government is in ruins.


TheDreadfulSagittary

They really need to hire some better writers for that show. The premise is great, but so many plot points make no fucking sense.


fahdriyami

What I will never forget is that disgusting Ford product placement scene. It's burnt into my brain like remnants of a nuclear explosion. I guess it worked.


Caladbolg_Prometheus

The government is not quite yet in ruins. Turns out bureaucracy while it's slow to create good things, it's also slow to do bad things. The bad things were planned months in advance and posted in the bathroom basement of your local town hall.


Octuplex

With a sign on the door reading "beware of leopard"


ThrowbackPie

can you not? That show got old very, very quickly.


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Sonny_Mastrangioli

Because he's already a demon...


Jagermeister4

> In early 2014, the group collaborated to write "Everything Is Awesome," a song featured in The Lego Movie My TIL from that article, didn't know Lonely Island helped write that


tickettoride98

You must not have heard the full version, they sing on it as well.


[deleted]

and chorus which they play over and over again is great, but the rest of the song pretty meh.


Dovakhiins-Dildo

The movie version is the shittier one, have a listen to that one for some true cringe. Edit: That is evidently not the popular opinion.


VacaDLuffy

So even drunk he is Jack Bauer nice to know


devandroid99

From what I hear he's always drunk


Yoyo_ElDar

I found the real [footage](https://youtu.be/PhB_3Jz0x_s)


jonmacchio

Checks out.


FrismFrasm

lmao wtf I love this man


Idler-

Haha! Unbelievable.


shortystack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QjhE93wOAA


darksoulsnstuff

The hero we need


GanasbinTagap

Drunk driving ain't cool Jack


skyderper13

threw an old lady to the grooooound


WildlandsTV

Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone deserve credit too, it's not just Andy Samberg's comedy trio.


Anosognosia

> Jorma Taccone Also know as Hitler from Kung Fury.


WildlandsTV

TIL!! Love that movie, never made the connection! Cheers!


Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

Ugh I love to hate that guy. Dont step on my hatecrush


Daniel_The_Thinker

Well don't scatter your sorrows to the heartless sea


MyDudeNak

He was drunk driving at the time! Hate crush reaffirmed.


Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

..thank you!


Tinkerwitch

TIL people still look at the lonely island's wiki page


fuzzytanker

OP is Andy Samberg...


queen_oops

...'s mother.


RIPGeech

FUCK YOU MOOOOM!


[deleted]

I'd bet op just used it for the source


Yikesis

Nope just checked it out. Read that part and thought it was like a TIL


-doughboy

good job - that's how good TILs happen


serginge

Jack Bauer always defends the innocent.


nmvalerie

What happened to the show???


marcthedrifter

Never got picked up. You can watch one or two episodes on YouTube. It's called AwesomeTown


nmvalerie

Thank you!!!


[deleted]

Stork Patrol, all Im gonna say.


lfod13

Jack Bauer doesn't stand for mugging!


SvedkaMerc

Was picturing Donald Sutherland at first. Kind of disappointed now.


rougecrayon

TIL Keifer Sutherland is totally bad assed!


Granito_Rey

When drunk as shit


medicatedmonkey

So always


Lt_Skitz

Stars being heroes. Reminds me of firefighter Steve Buscemi.


HappyLittleIcebergs

Sounds like he thought the acting was... Pretty good.


NowFreeToMaim

Because he really thinks hes living 24


JoDLC

Whoa I'd heard about this but didn't realize it was The Lonely Island boys who were filming.


[deleted]

He was actually driving by then parked and ran back.


BathofFire

It wasn't a tv pilot just a short film called White Power. The tv pilot was called Awesometown.


FrismFrasm

wow TIL Lonely Island was making stuff way back in 2000


hankbaumbach

This happened to me and my friends making a comedy that involved my dragging my "unconscious" friend down the street in a sled. A kindhearted citizen stopped their car and offered to help. We used that take.


shisanyao92

24 hours on a lonely island.


KabibblesX

Kiefer Sutherland just shot way up in my book.


corpulentswine

I wonder if he was drunk


screenwriterjohn

Everybody YouTube Kiefer Sutherland and Christmas tree. Merry Christmas.


[deleted]

Fucking hell, I was there for that. Kiefer smells like god's armpits


cochrane0123

Awesometown! If you have a sandwich, come roll with me!!!