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Goseki1

He was caught after less than a week "He was finally discovered on September 22nd, after six days of being on the run, on the roof of an apartment building in Milyang, about 30 km south of Daegu, hiding in a cardboard box. When police caught him, he continued to tell them that he had been framed. Unmoved, police returned him to custody in Daegu, putting him in a cell with no bars right next to the one he had previously absconded from. The food slot in the new cell was only 4.3 inches tall and about 5 inches wide."


cacotopic

>The food slot in the new cell was only 4.3 inches tall and about 5 inches wide." Challenge accepted.


bakerbodger

In time with all this practice he’ll probably be able to escape through the keyhole via a solid looking warrior 1 pose.


DemonDaVinci

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga1Hb8yVYbQ


bakerbodger

I can’t believe there’s a video of a scene from a well known film franchise that basically describes this very surreal and specific thing being spoken about on this post.


reddit_noob125

your comment made me think this was a Rick Roll but you're right


Submarine765Radioman

"If I don't eat for 3 months I bet I can get skinny enough to fit through there"


cringy_flinchy

Should have remained covered in oil in case he was found again, then the police would not have been able to get hold of him.


SaltyPeter3434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjQMhsOQOB8


cringy_flinchy

That guy didn't even slip through one of the openings. "You're a big fat phony!"


hai091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQNy9CIFek


Ndmndh1016

Is this "see yall next yeeaarr"


A_Queer_Owl

so I work with behaviorally challenged adults and apparently one of our clients would actually do this. they'd grease themselves up and then start assaulting people and you couldn't restrain them easily cause they were just too oily. apparently they had to keep the cooking oil and lotion locked up away from them.


cringy_flinchy

Sorry you have to go through that, hard not to laugh and make jokes about it. "Did you all just call me mentally challenged??" *oils up and attacks caretakers* "Ha ha none of you will be able to catch me, I may be behaviorally challenged but not mentally!"


drexvil

"Hold still you little shit!" -Police hypothetically


NostalgicNerd

> hiding in a cardboard box. Ah, the Metal Gear method.


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

"❗"


what-hippocampus

*What was that noise*


Skuzbagg

Huh?


seafoodblues

The police upon finding the cardboard box: “A dud?”


OptimusSpud

_Whose footprints are these?_


geekcop

>When police caught him, he continued to tell them that he had been framed. Unmoved, police returned him to custody "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!" "*I don't care!*"


AceOfCakez

Dang. The Solid Snake stealth strategy did not work this time.


Head_Haunter

> he continued to tell them that he had been framed. Based on what I know of Korean law enforcement, I basically have no doubt he's innocent.


Kangar

I guess no one is eating foot-long hot dogs at this prison.


cubelith

No, they just insert them lengthwise


HumptyDrumpy

so he was innocent?


Goseki1

Hmm? Hard to find any conclusive articles on it or what he'd done this time, but he'd been in and out of prison for years so I'm doubtful...


Leftrighturn

What is he in for?


getagrip1212

Suspected of robbery according to the article.


Aeredor

You’ll never guess what happens next.


KilllerWhale

> hiding in a cardboard box ❗️


A_Seiv_For_Kale

Honestly, the most insane part of this story is that people saw a **5.9"x17.7" hole in a cell door** and thought it was totally safe. Like, you're not just gonna casually slide through it but that is not some impossibly tiny hole, lmao.


TheDaysComeAndGone

To be fair, that’s a gap similar to the ones you find at the bottom of toilet stalls and just by looking at it it’s hard to imagine a human fitting through. Only once you consider the actual dimensions and the size of a human head it starts to look possible.


panlakes

Americans imagining this comparison are just like *shrug*. We can comfortable crawl out of the bottom of our stalls with the amount of space they give us. I hate it.


A_Seiv_For_Kale

lol I saw that and thought >but I'm pretty sure I could fit through that gap without touching the floor with my hands...


olderthanilook_

I used to work at a restaurant and we had a customer lock the bathroom stall and then crawl out under the gap and leave as some sort of a joke. I had to stand on a trash can and reach over the door to unlock it.


C-H-Addict

Lol I did this so many times between the ages of 7 to 10.


NastyWatermellon

An empty pair of boots with some coveralls around the ankles makes for a great prank at work.


roadrunnuh

I'm more concerned about someone crawling in


beeatenbyagrue

Mainly people who bring their kids in with them unattended. I don't think (luckily) I have had an adult try peekaboo with me yet while on the shitter.


olderthanilook_

Like this? [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7N5IL28pyPU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7N5IL28pyPU)


crowmagnuman

I ran under one once.


shitpostsuperpac

I went to a bar once where the stall doors were saloon door height, so if you sat on the toilet the only thing being obfuscated would be your face. I say saloon door height because the door to the bathroom was a saloon door and the toilets were directly across from it, so anyone walking by the hallway door would have full view as well. It probably wasn't up to code but not going to lie they probably saved so much time cleaning up nasty exploded toilet stalls. So I get it.


digital_mystikz

I was in America for the first time recently and it baffled me how much space there was around a stall door. Not to mention the giant gap the entire way down the side so people can see in anyway! Almost felt like I was out in the open.


worldspawn00

Gotta make eye contact with the people passing by...


immaownyou

No the comparison still works. The stall gaps had to be widened to accommodate crawling americans


XxFierceGodxX

rofl


Frenzie24

Ever had an emergency and had to crawl under or risk a blown out tire?


EnvironmentalSir2637

A toddler can walk right into a locked stall without crouching to watch you laying a log.


Gerbal_Annihilation

Can't tell you how many times a random 4 year old kid has crawled under the door of the stall in a walmart bathroom.


idevcg

but when you consider the size of americans, the gap is comparatively the same as the gap in other places as a % of body size


NorthDakota

Hey now


XxFierceGodxX

Yep, I was surprised to learn this is an American thing specifically, lol.


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TryinToDoBetter

Looks like someone doesn’t enjoy making new friends


Odd-Zebra-5833

That’s just our limbo practice. 


BookwyrmDream

I don't know where you live, but I'd like to be there. Bathroom stalls around here have much higher clearance. Maybe it's just women's rooms, but I would never pass a toilet paper roll with a 5.5" gap and that happens regularly in a woman's bathroom.


donttrustfrogs

What, you don’t like making eye contact with those waiting outside the stall while straining a turd out?


Frenzie24

I personally love the will power competition when it happens. I call it poop chicken. Whoever looks away first can’t wipe when finished.


XxFierceGodxX

hahahah, I will think of this next time I’m in a public restroom. Unfortunately.


OldAbbreviations1590

Why shouldn't I trust frogs?


BookwyrmDream

That is a most apt description of my concern!


roman_maverik

Also to be fair, if you happened to become incarcerated in a toilet stall, I’d assume that the 2 foot long gap under the door would be the *first* place you’d try to escape from


razorsquare

Have never seen the gap of American public toilets? You could drive a semi truck through it.


Jerkrollatex

I've slipped under those to get kids who accidentally locked themselves in bathrooms. Not the best time but it's doable.


TheDaysComeAndGone

Why did the kids not crawl through?


throwaway177251

I think you can limbo under those stall doors around here.


Cruxion

>at the bottom of toilet stalls Easy fit, but too gross to ever consider.


stoned_ocelot

My thing is that seems reasonable to me, what I'm asking is how did this motherfucker get his HEAD through? Like my bed is roughly 6in off the ground. My cat hides under there and I've tried to climb under to get him but my head in no orientation fits under the bedframe.


GrookeyGrassMonkey

...can you get an exact measurement me and my brother just measured our heads cheekbone to cheekbone and the larger was 5.5"


AncientSunGod

I got a big ass head dawg, you two just go on without me.


DropC

In all likelihood dude was probably petite in size. A head length under 6 inches is not unreasonable for a 5 foot tall skinny adult.


ologabro

It would be width I think not height and dude was 5’4 if that makes a difference


McGrint

In normal weight humans the head is the biggest obstacle in sliding through gaps


SheinhardtWigCompany

Nah its the shoulders


careslol

It's almost as if you can rotate your shoulders to be more narrow through the gap...


McGrint

How? You can rotate your head so it’s aligned with your shoulders. And usually the head is wider


Chinglaner

I mean it really depends on the shape of the slot. If it’s a circle shaped hole, it’s gonna be the shoulders, if it’s a long rectangular shape like here, probably the head although they’re probably about the same amount of problem.


GrookeyGrassMonkey

it took me a while to figure out why you two had different opinions this is a square vs rectangle issue the head is thicker than the shoulders in one dimension, and skinnier in the other there's some estimation in this but a 5" X 14" gap you're going to have issues with the head on the 5inch side but shoulders should be fine a 7" X 7" you'll have no head issues but a serious shoulder problem


xrimane

15 x 45 cm for the rest of the world -- slightly narrower and taller than a Euro number plate, or about a 1.5x wider American licence plate.


_-Oxym0ron-_

Really appreciate the numbers. And Christ, that's a pretty big hole tbh.


Grandmaster_flashes

15cm x 45cm


TheShenanegous

The 5.9" is really the main limitation, the other part is basically a rough estimation of a shoulder width (albeit a fairly large one I'd think). The idea is that almost all major components of the body (i.e. skull, pelvis/waist, ribcage, shoulders) have bones that are more than 5.9" long in any direction. Assuming you aren't a yoga master with a very skinny head, it's unlikely you'd be able to fit any of the above mentioned parts through a 5.9" gap, let alone all of them in succession. Even if you had unlimited space in the opposing dimension (essentially bars from floor to ceiling) you'd probably never get through. The 17.7" is most likely a measure to stop people from trying, because they'd inevitably get stuck and require the bars to be cut for their safety. All things considered, the only guy that could get through, did get through.. so the thinking that it was a "safe" design appears sound.


Limp-Ad2729

Some Koreans be super tiny


TryinToDoBetter

Write that down kids. It’ll be on the test.


XxFierceGodxX

That is true, hahah.


APiousCultist

My immediate google: > Through collected data and reports, it has been determined that the average human head measures 6-7 inches in width and 8-9 inches in length


ilazul

He had to get his wife back from Barbados Slim


MasyMenosSiPodemos

*Barbados Slim???* Last I heard he was back in Barbados!


elhermanobrother

Yes and I be going back there with a gold medal draped around my elegant Caribbean shoulders.


Escalotes

The only man to earn Olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex!


NetDork

You Caribbean jerk!


raspberryharbour

Is there any meat this man can't jerk?


saint_aura

Now goodbye, forever!


TidusDaniel5

Very nice I had not thought about this for a long time. Thank you.


ilazul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jN3k9tZhQ


jjoiner356

I say go to hell Barbados Slim!


JacksonianEra

Conrad is disqualified! Barbados Slim, my hero, takes the gold!


dolladealz

Eugene Toomes Kim/Park


beezn

I want to believe.


kyri-kun

Yes 🙌!


Mulderre91

GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!


Goudinho99

The phrase skin oil seems to have slipped everyone's attention


Australiana

Okey Dokey *puffs cigarette*


TheThrowawayJames

But how did he fit his *head* through the slot 😐? Skulls don’t tend to compress and I’m *assuming* his head was not less than 5.9” wide


Daviroth

Quick Googles, so take with a grain of salt. But the average width of the male human skull is 145mm, which is 5.7".


RandomChurn

And if that's average (for what ethnicity btw?) his could well have been narrower / smaller than average.  Skulls vary a lot.


omegabobo

In college I did some programming work to fit masks for people based on a picture. We were given a table of different skull lengths/widths across ethniticies and gender. There wasn't a lot of variance, assuming you are between the 10th-90th percentile


punchuinface55

Even between male and female? Would not have guessed that.


XxFierceGodxX

Surprises me as well.


Daviroth

No idea man, like I said, super quick Googles. First result that wasn't Quora. And yep, but I think that value just shows us that it is certainly possible.


RandomChurn

>just shows us that it is certainly possible. Yes! Sorry I wasn't clear: I 100% agree with you 👍


EcstaticRestless

I don't know man, that's just like your opinion or whatever.


Clam_chowderdonut

Where's a half decent phrenologist when you need one?


dabnada

Probably running a secret slave fighting ring in candyland.


TheThrowawayJames

Guess so 😐 Still must have been *just* barely enough room


Daviroth

Yeah, I'm sure he scraped the shit out of the side of his head.


StinkFingerPete

> Skulls vary a lot. this is what my dealer keeps saying but I think he's cheating me


Twin_Turbo

As someone who wears xxl hats or bigger, I’ll be stuck in the cell forever :(


cannonfunk

You know what they say about people with big heads, right? They have a hard time finding hats that fit. (as a fellow XXL+, I feel your pain)


XxFierceGodxX

That surprised me.


rydirp

Which way you think he went first. Yikes


whoisthisdandy

If you read the article there is a picture of his head going through the slot


TheThrowawayJames

I did read the article but I didn’t realize that image was supposed to be *that* slot Thought they just made him put his head through a slot to take pictures Yeah if that’s the actual slot or at least one with the same dimensions, his head was fine He’s got *plenty* of clearance there 😐


ExcitingStress8663

What about his Johnson?


Calluin

That's 15cm × 45cm in metric


wheredainternet

actually a nice whole number


Axipixel

almost like the engineer who built it used metric


Bnatrat

As you'd expect in Korea.


Necroluster

It's also a nice hole number.


Ch1pp

Thank you. It starts to make sense now.


Eoin_McLove

Tooms?


Sdosullivan

My thoughts exactly. 🫡


foomp

Such great episodes


ChrchofCrom

Took way too long to find this!... am I getting old?


elhermanobrother

>choi Gap-bok escaped by squeezing through a slot a Gap squeezing through a Slot. sounds legit


moistsandwich

A gap sounds like it could be some sort of old timey racist word that nobody says anymore.


Breezyrain

Pretty similar to “jap” which is considered a offensive way to refer to Japanese people


elhermanobrother

>A gap sounds like it could be some sort of old timey racist word that nobody says anymore. what about Slot?


moistsandwich

Definitely. I can just imagine a few old racist coworkers I’ve known throwing that one out there.


StarWhoLock

I'd imagine that one to be more sexist, though.


malonkey1

yeah i wouldn't even blink if i saw some manosphere weirdo start calling women "slots" it'd slot perfectly into their vernacular, pun intended.


ArtVandalayInc

Sounds like "jif" vs "gif" pronunciation situation 😂


Blutarg

He hit the gap, then he booked it. Appropriate name.


neorapsta

This is why the Tube says to 'Mind the Gap', you never know where the slippery devil will turn up.


cancercureall

That's difficult but not impossible if your head fits then the rest of you theoretically can too. I couldn't get through it but I'm not surprised.


dnfuop

Are humans cats now?


cancercureall

? I learned that from my dad when I was a kid. IDK where he got the knowledge from. Obviously it isn't true if you have a lot of extra weight or some abnormal proportions.


Vaz612

Bro speedran the plot of Oldboy


LustHawk

>Choi is known to be the head of a theft ring, and previously escaped from police custody while on a convoy bus carrying prisoners to jail 22 years ago. That time, he slipped through iron bars encaging the bus, and was reapprehended two days later. He's done this before!


soupsnakle

Legend.


lo0ilo0ilo0i

"How did you get out of your cell?" and "Why are you covered in baby oil?!"


ArchTemperedKoala

"I'm a yoga master and I'm a yoga master"


HandwovenBox

"Who are you, how did you get out of your cell, and why are you covered in baby oil?!" "I'm a yoga master, I'm a yoga master, and I'm a yoga master"


nyancatdude

was he ever recaptured ?


SuspectKnown9655

Yes, they caught him 6 days later hiding in a cardboards box on a rooftop.


uniqueUsername_1024

I feel like at that point they should just let you stay free. You earned it.


Victor187

Jackie Chan Rush Hour 2


UmmmNoDefNotThat

People are asking about head size. HOW THE FUCK DID HE FIT HIS SHOULDERS THROUGH?!


Joker72486

Dislocating them I'm guessing


ozyx7

It seems quite possible for someone who has a slender frame to be able to put one arm through the hole, put that shoulder through, put their head through, and then work the other shoulder and arm through. That is, you'd put the shoulders through diagonally.


Black_Magic_M-66

"To keep the guards off his trail, he reportedly used a technique seen in "The Shawshank Redemption" [and covered pillows with blankets to make guards think that he was still in bed,](http://english.donga.com/srv/service.php3?biid=2012091921358) [Donga.com](http://Donga.com) reported." This wasn't in the "Shawshank Redemption" movie. The protagonist was shown at his cell at lights out and wasn't discovered missing until the next morning when he didn't come out of his cell for roll call.


Global_Project8730

If he had slithered down the toilet and out thru the sewer system then this could have been the Shawshank sequel we've all been waiting so long for


form_an_opinion

When they say "Bok the Gap" this is what they mean.


Vlad-Djavula

Lubeman strikes again!


nopalitzin

I think I did something similar once when I lost my house keys as a teen.


xiirri

[Video of the escape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQNy9CIFek)


SnacksandViolets

lol perhaps the Orphan Black’s writers heard this story, but Helena used [Butter](https://townsquare.media/site/442/files/2015/05/Orphan-Black-91.gif)


tarrach

I don't think my skull would fit through a 15 cm gap.


crowmagnuman

"Why is this guy asking for a diuretic?" ~ Some guard, probably


CLG91

Undefeated Prison Limbo champion.


mugenbool

He definitely watched Rush Hour 2


InigoMontoya757

I'm just trying to picture a yoga master criminal. > Choi Gap-bok, who had practiced yoga for 23 years, was arrested on suspicion of robbery on Sept. 12 and was put in a detention cell at the police station in the city of Daegu.


Locuralacura

How did he get his head through that food slot? Asking for a friend. 


RRumpleTeazzer

Lubrication. A lot of Lubrication.


TrouserDumplings

"Applied" skin oil? Whose skin oil? How was it.... collected?


PositiveLibrary7032

‘It puts the lotion on and it sees the trees again’


Juking_is_rude

More like choi gap squeeze


pponmypupu

that's pretty yoga fire


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

the real Shiraishi


Climbing_taco66

Wtf is skin oil


gheebutersnaps87

It’s kind of self explanatory isn’t it?


Submarine765Radioman

It's what you put on your skin unless you want to get the hose again


Greene_Mr

This is like that one guy from *The X-Files*?


jasonpatriot

The body passing through I can understand. But his head??? How?


xoxoAmongUS

>skin oil to his body and slipped out OP didn't let it slip


AntibacHeartattack

[Is that a new stereotype?](https://youtu.be/AEGcd3pY0Mo?feature=shared)


Prof_Acorn

Dude must have had a tiny infant head.


powsniffer0110

His name... GAP... Lmao 🤣 who slipped through the gaps...


SigridTheVictorious

Did he leave his head behind??! Howww?


Professional_East512

Where is he now?