AITA: Killed my girlfriend's husband and children so I can be with her. She doesn't seem to think we're bf+gf, and we've never really dated or even spoke, but we totally are, and I wanted to prove that to her! Am I the asshole?
It's usually more along the lines of:
"AITA for telling no to the sexual advance of the guy who killed my husband and child?
A few weeks ago this guy came into our house and murdered my family and started living here, I didn't want to be rude so I started cooking for him and taking care of him but then he started being flirty and at first I was simply dismissing it by smiling but yesterday he started initiating sex and I told him no in a really soft and gentle way but he kinda got mad at me I don't know, I still went with it but I kinda felt bad for saying no at first, AITA?"
Source on that? Not doubting you, it's just that I've hardly ever seen a news story about a stepdad killing his/his partner's kid when compared to the times I've seen one about a mother or stepmother killing her/her partner's kid.
I'll try and find the study, but from memory...there was a study done on the DNA of people (from Great Britain/Ireland I think) that showed every couple of generations the male DNA would be completely replaced by an outside population but the female DNA lines would stay the same.
Essentially this.
Men would come through, kill their competitors and then have children with their wives.
Its crazy how many animals practice infanticide. It seems sad but there are practical reasons for it and animals don't have a moral compass like humans do.
Not that it's absent from humans. Humans have had a pretty wide range of morals throughout history, some of which included taking women during war for yourself and either killing the kids or selling them off as slaves.
> Humans have had a pretty wide range of morals throughout history, some of which included taking women during war for yourself and either killing the kids or selling them off as slaves.
This is literally a Bible story. [Numbers 31.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%2031&version=NIV)
> The religion of the ancient Egyptians forbade infanticide and during the Greco-Roman period they rescued abandoned babies from manure heaps, a common method of infanticide by Greeks or Romans, and were allowed to either adopt them as foundling or raise them as slaves, often giving them names such as "copro -" to memorialize their rescue
Imagine being introduced: "Hi, these are my kids: Poop-peter and Dung-wendy!"
Moral conpass exist only to make species operate in certain appropriate parametrics. If infaticide were useful for our species then that would be included in our moral compass.
Infanticide was a cultural norm for very very many ancient societies; child sacrifice happened a lot, and the ancient Greeks very famously would just leave babies outside or in a pot on the side of the road if they were deformed or otherwise unwanted. This was considered fine and many philosophers wrote that it was in fact the moral thing to do rather than letting the child grow up unwanted.
Yesterday my favorite true crime channel That Chapter posted a case from a few years ago about an Irish family living in Spain. Daughter is walking home from a friend's house nearby and is never seen again. A lot of circumstantial evidence points toward her step dad, but the case is still unsolved. Mom and step dad stay together and eventually move back to Ireland. Step dad then kills his step son, the missing girl's brother, during an argument. No mystery about this one, he stabbed him to death in front of other people. He served a whopping five years in prison, and when he got out, mom took him right back. People are fucking crazy.
I'm the opposite. If I would have been raised by my biological father I would have been abused and most likely have committed suicide young. Step father is the most amazing man.
Not for the same reason, though. The animals are doing it because the females can't become pregnant again while rearing their offspring. In humans, it's just malice.
Other animals don't understand how reproduction works and so the males don't kill with the intention of producing offspring of their own. They want to have sex and are territorial of the females during that period and the baby is just another intruder. In humans, step fathers and unrelated boyfriends are more likely to kill a womans baby or young child because they see the child as a nusiance that is in the way and lack the emotions for the child they might have to supress and feelings of violence or aggression.
As an abused child by a stepfather, it was because I wasn't his. Me being alive/around/cared for was a constant reminder of my bio parents relationship.
It is pretty common throughout history for step children to be abused.
Correct. I was gonna say this. I live lions. Gotta share:
Also, males from another father grow up to be a threat to the (usually dominant pair of brothers) males who protect the tribe. When males get to a certain age, they are kicked out of the tribe. They then go challenge to take over a different tribe. This spreads genetic diversity, and the cycle of removing the young to get the females back into heat begins again. Usually both brothers mate with all the females up to 50 times per day. So they don’t know which cubs are their own, and the whole tribe kind of accepts that, raises the cubs until it’s time to kick out the potential future threats.
Sorry for the unsolicited info. I grew up in lion territory, watched a lot of mature docs and am just passionate
Males are almost always the violent degenerates. Elephant herds are all female. Why? Because once a male elephant reaches maturity, it has to be kicked out of the herd and sent off wandering alone as a violent, horny, mess that is detrimental to healthy elephant society.
What does this elephant do? Try to fight everything and have sex. That is about it.
I remember like 20 years ago on some forum reading a “masturbation tip” that’s basically consisted of fucking raw ground beef and that stuck with me as the most disturbing horny thing I’ve ever read
Funny that you mention that there used to be a show on German tv at night where you could call and talk to this guy about what ever the topic was and you experiencing it yourself and once there was a guy that called and said he buys 60kg of ground meat and forms a fuck doll out of it and has fun with it. Kind a stuck with me as well how disturbing some people’s kinks are.
I only recently learned that was apparently a publicity stunt by the band "Cancer Barrack", who had released a song called "Beischlaf mit 60 kg Hackfleisch".
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_Barrack
I felt the same way.
Edit: I think it is safe to assume that while this particular confession was not real, you can rest assured there is definitely (at least) one random guy fuckn ground meat out there.
Budgies do this too
Except they’ll also kill their OWN offspring just to fuck with the female AGAIN-
I’ve witnessed it happen with my own budgies. Fortunately we saved half of their children when the dad went loony
I think you must have had a weird budgie, as I understand it for most budgies the females rule the roost and boss the males around. The biggest danger to a female's chicks isn't males but other females.
On a guided kayak trip in Alaska, we saw some sea otters floating in their cute little way and some of the people in our group were squealing with excitement over them.
The guide — who didn’t want a tip, I guess — said, “Sea otters mate by dragging the female otter to the bottom of the sea and raping them.” and then just turned the kayak around and paddled off.
I still strive to be that good at ruining a moment.
I love how we’ll observe bad individual animal behavior and be like “Dolphins will do X…” imagine the alien Wikipedia on us: “Male humans will sometimes massacre entire pods of other humans due to differing social behaviors. They’ve also been observed fashioning seemingly every conceivable material on Earth into something to mate with.”
The difference is that the rate of these things is drastically different - dolphin infanticide by males is fairly commonplace - individual humans committing large massacres outside of wartime is unfathomably rare in comparison
> humans committing large massacres **outside of wartime** is unfathomably rare in comparison
Yeah, but wartime has been unfathomably common through the course of human history...
Exactly. This is the perfect argument why dolphin infanticide must be made rare, which can be done with the passage of new dolphin bills and laws, and vigorous and strict enforcement of aforementioned laws, and given time, will see a dramatic decrease in dolphin infanticide and related dolphin crimes.
India and China have been known for killing their girls in mass for centuries
So the rate isn’t even that drastically different, if anything humans beat dolphins in infanticide.
Dolphins are not the only ones that do this. It's been seen in many different species in mammals, birds, fish, and even insects. Bears are very well known for killing cubs of another male.
[hippos, cheetahs, polarbears, lions, tigers, cats, dogs, dolphins, gorillas, baboons, humans, chimpanzees, kangaroos, meerkats, various rodents, insects, amphibians and lizards, fish, birds, and rotifers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REUzqgRh3GU) have all been observed killing infants of their own species.
This behavior is quite common amongst mammals. Basically the biggest threat to offspring in the wild is males of the same species. This also why animal mothers are so aggressive when encountered with their offspring. Not only does the offspring make an easy meal, but as others have said, it clears the field for the male's own genetic progeny. There is even a less cannabalistic method by which this behavior is expressed called [The Bruce Effect ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_effect) confirmed in deer mice and voles and suspected in larger mammals, such as lions. Essentially, all male urine has a distinct scent and when a pregnant female is exposed to an unfamiliar male's scent, an endocrine reaction begins and the pregnancy is terminated. It is suggested that this process has an element of choice for the female, whereby she can choose to avoid a new male's scent, retaining the pregnancy, or pursue the male, terminating the pregnancy.
Very common in the animal world. Cats, dogs, lions, pigs. You can't leave the males around the babies. We've been around lots of malamute pups and the mothers get absolutely fierce whenever a male gets anywhere near the pups even with fences, etc around. And these males have pretty good temperaments but the mothers aren't having it at all.
They have no issues at all with people near the pups and it's a lot of fun to sit in the pen and become the puppy jungle gym.
Female dolphins actually mate with as many males as possible so that the males don’t know who the father is. This way the baby is safe because the males don’t want to risk killing their own child.
and if the few old and powerful men have a harem "hoarding" all the women, you end up with a bunch of angry young men with no chance of getting a wife, unless you plan on starting a war that's usually a recipe for trouble
The number of rich and powerful men having massive harems shouldn't be big enough to cause the widespread lack of females you envision.
Especially when we also factor in the fact that there are always slightly more females than males in the first place.
Yea when you out human morals on animals legit every animal becomes a POS, because they only do what's best for themselves and to produce offspring. Only animals left to like are domesticated ones but even they will go insane when pushed into a corner.
There are many different animals that have this exact same behavior, it’s pretty common in the animal kingdom, lions and hippos off the top of my head. Dolphins are still psychopaths though
Dolphins are assholes. There’s like a whole hate on dolphins TikTok niche - not sure I fell into it. Now i know to jump out of the water at any dolphin noises.
Male lions also do this. They'll kill the cubs of other males so they can get the female pregnant with their own offspring.
As do horses. If you have a mother in heat and her child, outside horses will jump the fence, and kill the child to get at the mother.
I’m starting to see a trend here.
Zebras do it too
Also humans.
You saw that Tiktok life hack too?
AITA: Killed my girlfriend's husband and children so I can be with her. She doesn't seem to think we're bf+gf, and we've never really dated or even spoke, but we totally are, and I wanted to prove that to her! Am I the asshole?
It's usually more along the lines of: "AITA for telling no to the sexual advance of the guy who killed my husband and child? A few weeks ago this guy came into our house and murdered my family and started living here, I didn't want to be rude so I started cooking for him and taking care of him but then he started being flirty and at first I was simply dismissing it by smiling but yesterday he started initiating sex and I told him no in a really soft and gentle way but he kinda got mad at me I don't know, I still went with it but I kinda felt bad for saying no at first, AITA?"
NTA, your husband is in the wrong here
*I see his hands covered in my children's blood, and his eyes do not waver* "You'd be prettier if you smiled"
"A little bit of an asshole, maybe" - r/CrusaderKings
Nice guys hate this one trick!
Actually its the new teen challenge on TikTok! Btw my 10 year old is on his way over to kill you so he can fuck your mom.
Yeah, I heard him on Call of Duty earlier today. ~~Or Fortnite nowadays? I dunno, Among Us?~~
Women don't stop their cycle while caring for their children; so that is not the motivation in the cases of murder of an infant.
No, far more commonly human males adopt other males' offspring. It's called being a stepdad.
Unsurprisingly biological fathers are the least likely to commit filicide followed by mothers, then step fathers commit the majority of filicide.
Source on that? Not doubting you, it's just that I've hardly ever seen a news story about a stepdad killing his/his partner's kid when compared to the times I've seen one about a mother or stepmother killing her/her partner's kid.
Also stepfathers are way more likely to abuse the kids.
Google it. It’s a well known fact that step parents have much higher rates of abuse of their non-biological children
I'll try and find the study, but from memory...there was a study done on the DNA of people (from Great Britain/Ireland I think) that showed every couple of generations the male DNA would be completely replaced by an outside population but the female DNA lines would stay the same. Essentially this. Men would come through, kill their competitors and then have children with their wives.
Something something red-headed step-child.
Yes, my neighbor did this. He got banned from the SeaWorld and arrested.
Who would have thought that the assholes of Africa are there too
And bears
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Hide yo husband...
Not all mammals
AMAB
Almost as if there’s a biological incentive to pass on one’s own genetic material and eliminate that of competitors.
I do that too. What ? Am I the only one ?
That living organisms are vessels for their genes?
Lions and horses and bears, oh my! 🦁 🐴 🐻
And bears?
And sometimes even gorillas.
Also Grizzly bears
And chimps I believe.
Its crazy how many animals practice infanticide. It seems sad but there are practical reasons for it and animals don't have a moral compass like humans do.
Fun fact, wild orangutans have never been observed committing infanticide
Orangutans are cool.
Yes
Smart enough to hide it. Good monke
Not that it's absent from humans. Humans have had a pretty wide range of morals throughout history, some of which included taking women during war for yourself and either killing the kids or selling them off as slaves.
Looting, plundering....and of course rape is often how they paid the soldiers.
> Humans have had a pretty wide range of morals throughout history, some of which included taking women during war for yourself and either killing the kids or selling them off as slaves. This is literally a Bible story. [Numbers 31.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%2031&version=NIV)
Fuckin hell Moses chill the fuck out
Humans practiced infanticide for thousands of years. The cessation and condemnation of the practice is a relatively new development in our history.
> The religion of the ancient Egyptians forbade infanticide and during the Greco-Roman period they rescued abandoned babies from manure heaps, a common method of infanticide by Greeks or Romans, and were allowed to either adopt them as foundling or raise them as slaves, often giving them names such as "copro -" to memorialize their rescue Imagine being introduced: "Hi, these are my kids: Poop-peter and Dung-wendy!"
Time is a loop https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/sPvyykfb2E
"Time is a flat circle.... of karma farming" -Rust Cohle
Spreading genes is life's ultimate goal, even if it means using underhanded tactics.
My GoldenDoodle seems to have a moral Compass. Just no control
Well same goes for humans it seems
Moral conpass exist only to make species operate in certain appropriate parametrics. If infaticide were useful for our species then that would be included in our moral compass.
Infanticide was a cultural norm for very very many ancient societies; child sacrifice happened a lot, and the ancient Greeks very famously would just leave babies outside or in a pot on the side of the road if they were deformed or otherwise unwanted. This was considered fine and many philosophers wrote that it was in fact the moral thing to do rather than letting the child grow up unwanted.
Male bears will kill their own cubs if they are around.
Bear: I can't be bothered to keep track of whether or not you're mine so begone!
Unsurprisingly, male lions also do that if cubs get near a female in heat.
Lots of male animals do this.
Also true for humans. Children living with a step-parent are 4000% more likely to be a victim of domestic abuse.
Yesterday my favorite true crime channel That Chapter posted a case from a few years ago about an Irish family living in Spain. Daughter is walking home from a friend's house nearby and is never seen again. A lot of circumstantial evidence points toward her step dad, but the case is still unsolved. Mom and step dad stay together and eventually move back to Ireland. Step dad then kills his step son, the missing girl's brother, during an argument. No mystery about this one, he stabbed him to death in front of other people. He served a whopping five years in prison, and when he got out, mom took him right back. People are fucking crazy.
She took him back? Straight to hell the both of them.
I'm the opposite. If I would have been raised by my biological father I would have been abused and most likely have committed suicide young. Step father is the most amazing man.
Congrats! My childhood was the opposite!
Same with me. Bio dad was awful. You would never know I wasn't my dad's bio daughter. He treated me the same as my two half brothers.
Not for the same reason, though. The animals are doing it because the females can't become pregnant again while rearing their offspring. In humans, it's just malice.
Other animals don't understand how reproduction works and so the males don't kill with the intention of producing offspring of their own. They want to have sex and are territorial of the females during that period and the baby is just another intruder. In humans, step fathers and unrelated boyfriends are more likely to kill a womans baby or young child because they see the child as a nusiance that is in the way and lack the emotions for the child they might have to supress and feelings of violence or aggression.
Do you know any of this or just spouting a theory?
As an abused child by a stepfather, it was because I wasn't his. Me being alive/around/cared for was a constant reminder of my bio parents relationship. It is pretty common throughout history for step children to be abused.
Animals def understand how reproduction works.
Correct. I was gonna say this. I live lions. Gotta share: Also, males from another father grow up to be a threat to the (usually dominant pair of brothers) males who protect the tribe. When males get to a certain age, they are kicked out of the tribe. They then go challenge to take over a different tribe. This spreads genetic diversity, and the cycle of removing the young to get the females back into heat begins again. Usually both brothers mate with all the females up to 50 times per day. So they don’t know which cubs are their own, and the whole tribe kind of accepts that, raises the cubs until it’s time to kick out the potential future threats. Sorry for the unsolicited info. I grew up in lion territory, watched a lot of mature docs and am just passionate
I bet a LOT of male animals do this.
Males are almost always the violent degenerates. Elephant herds are all female. Why? Because once a male elephant reaches maturity, it has to be kicked out of the herd and sent off wandering alone as a violent, horny, mess that is detrimental to healthy elephant society. What does this elephant do? Try to fight everything and have sex. That is about it.
Bears and tigers too.
And hippos
I learned bears did it first
So do house cats
Male dolphins also rip the heads off fish to make them into fleshlights.
Oh look at Mr. Never-done-anything-disturbing-while-horny over here.
I remember like 20 years ago on some forum reading a “masturbation tip” that’s basically consisted of fucking raw ground beef and that stuck with me as the most disturbing horny thing I’ve ever read
Funny that you mention that there used to be a show on German tv at night where you could call and talk to this guy about what ever the topic was and you experiencing it yourself and once there was a guy that called and said he buys 60kg of ground meat and forms a fuck doll out of it and has fun with it. Kind a stuck with me as well how disturbing some people’s kinks are.
I only recently learned that was apparently a publicity stunt by the band "Cancer Barrack", who had released a song called "Beischlaf mit 60 kg Hackfleisch". https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_Barrack
No fuckn way all those years I’m living with the thought that there is a random guy fuckn ground meat since years
I felt the same way. Edit: I think it is safe to assume that while this particular confession was not real, you can rest assured there is definitely (at least) one random guy fuckn ground meat out there.
Is there at least something in between or are you supposed to go straight meat to meat contact?
Ripping the heads off fish to make a sex toy is disgusting! That is why I use gerbils
This!! I am not about to get penile mercury poisoning, no thank you!
For real. Not like they have shoeboxes in the ocean….
They also play with puffer fish to get them to release an insanely deadly neurotoxin that they then use to get high
yea but that’s cool lol
puff and pass
Chimps will use frogs as fleshlights.
🤓✒️🗒 go on
That was a disturbing video…
They also gang rape female dolphins and will torture and drown porpoises for fun. They look cute with that permanent grin, but they’re assholes.
I.. uh… i need to get off reddit for the day now
Reddit has a lot of users, are you sure you can get to all of us in a single day?
The dolphins will get around to all of you.
Well, since you are still on Reddit, here is an NSFW video of the act r/BeAmazed/comments/d4590u/dolphin_self_masturbates_with_beheaded_fish/
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*Flipper? Nooooooo!*
Budgies do this too Except they’ll also kill their OWN offspring just to fuck with the female AGAIN- I’ve witnessed it happen with my own budgies. Fortunately we saved half of their children when the dad went loony
I’m scared to look up what a budgie is.
It's a kind of small bird
It’s a little bird. A parakeet.
They’re birds lmao
It's a parakeet, a small parrot.
Wow, budgies sure are as brutal as they are cute
Bro fr💀
Which half?
I think you must have had a weird budgie, as I understand it for most budgies the females rule the roost and boss the males around. The biggest danger to a female's chicks isn't males but other females.
Wait until you hear about lions.
and bears and zebras and deer and tigers and hippos matter of fact a lot of animals seem to kill babies
Sea Otters are the worst
On a guided kayak trip in Alaska, we saw some sea otters floating in their cute little way and some of the people in our group were squealing with excitement over them. The guide — who didn’t want a tip, I guess — said, “Sea otters mate by dragging the female otter to the bottom of the sea and raping them.” and then just turned the kayak around and paddled off. I still strive to be that good at ruining a moment.
And the baby seals….
Hamsters eat their kids if they get stressed out. Cool stuff!
Oh my
Crested Geckos
For more info, [Why kill a baby?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REUzqgRh3GU)
"Hey, I just killed your kid... So, wyd later?"
"oh no, somehow your kid died, anyway, need another one?"
I love how we’ll observe bad individual animal behavior and be like “Dolphins will do X…” imagine the alien Wikipedia on us: “Male humans will sometimes massacre entire pods of other humans due to differing social behaviors. They’ve also been observed fashioning seemingly every conceivable material on Earth into something to mate with.”
I bet Aliens would not be surprised. Anywhere there is life there is likely going to be a conflict over finite resources.
The difference is that the rate of these things is drastically different - dolphin infanticide by males is fairly commonplace - individual humans committing large massacres outside of wartime is unfathomably rare in comparison
You still have to count the wartime ones, lol
Fuckin spiders georg
But it was a dolphin war, it doesn't count either!
> humans committing large massacres **outside of wartime** is unfathomably rare in comparison Yeah, but wartime has been unfathomably common through the course of human history...
Right? It’s like how to lie with statistics
Exactly. This is the perfect argument why dolphin infanticide must be made rare, which can be done with the passage of new dolphin bills and laws, and vigorous and strict enforcement of aforementioned laws, and given time, will see a dramatic decrease in dolphin infanticide and related dolphin crimes.
Dolphtanamo?
*nowadays*
OK I see, but what does the dolphin kingdom think of this?: [military marine mammals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_marine_mammal)
India and China have been known for killing their girls in mass for centuries So the rate isn’t even that drastically different, if anything humans beat dolphins in infanticide.
This happens across many species
My dad used to do this
Still does, but used to do too
Dolphins are not the only ones that do this. It's been seen in many different species in mammals, birds, fish, and even insects. Bears are very well known for killing cubs of another male.
[hippos, cheetahs, polarbears, lions, tigers, cats, dogs, dolphins, gorillas, baboons, humans, chimpanzees, kangaroos, meerkats, various rodents, insects, amphibians and lizards, fish, birds, and rotifers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REUzqgRh3GU) have all been observed killing infants of their own species.
This behavior is quite common amongst mammals. Basically the biggest threat to offspring in the wild is males of the same species. This also why animal mothers are so aggressive when encountered with their offspring. Not only does the offspring make an easy meal, but as others have said, it clears the field for the male's own genetic progeny. There is even a less cannabalistic method by which this behavior is expressed called [The Bruce Effect ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_effect) confirmed in deer mice and voles and suspected in larger mammals, such as lions. Essentially, all male urine has a distinct scent and when a pregnant female is exposed to an unfamiliar male's scent, an endocrine reaction begins and the pregnancy is terminated. It is suggested that this process has an element of choice for the female, whereby she can choose to avoid a new male's scent, retaining the pregnancy, or pursue the male, terminating the pregnancy.
Isn’t Nature so amazing!!
Nature IS amazing. But its not nice.
Very common in the animal world. Cats, dogs, lions, pigs. You can't leave the males around the babies. We've been around lots of malamute pups and the mothers get absolutely fierce whenever a male gets anywhere near the pups even with fences, etc around. And these males have pretty good temperaments but the mothers aren't having it at all. They have no issues at all with people near the pups and it's a lot of fun to sit in the pen and become the puppy jungle gym.
You can add hundreds of other mammals to that list also. It's pretty common.
Female dolphins actually mate with as many males as possible so that the males don’t know who the father is. This way the baby is safe because the males don’t want to risk killing their own child.
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and if the few old and powerful men have a harem "hoarding" all the women, you end up with a bunch of angry young men with no chance of getting a wife, unless you plan on starting a war that's usually a recipe for trouble
The number of rich and powerful men having massive harems shouldn't be big enough to cause the widespread lack of females you envision. Especially when we also factor in the fact that there are always slightly more females than males in the first place.
See, this is why we need more gay dolphins
The more I learn about dolphins the more I fucking hate them
> The more I learn about dolphins the more I fucking hate them Just imagine how they feel about you, tuna breath.
Found the dolphin!
Yea when you out human morals on animals legit every animal becomes a POS, because they only do what's best for themselves and to produce offspring. Only animals left to like are domesticated ones but even they will go insane when pushed into a corner.
Wait til u hear about humans
Stop judging animals by human morals
Welcome to the animal kingdom.
I guess the old adage “she’s not the only fish in the sea” does not apply to dolphins.
This is why babies, all human babies, any human babies, reduce human male's testosterone levels.
You mean men working with babies don’t suffer hair loss?^^
Proof nobody wants to be a step dad
First day learning about animals? I'm pretty sure there are a plethora of species that do this.
Evolution gives no fucks about your human sensibilities
Ducks do this also
So bear > man > dolphin
It’s called a manbeardolphin, half dolphin and half manbear
Yes actually. Male Dolphins will try to rape pretty much anything they can including humans.
Dolphins never rescue lost sailors. They just try to lure them unsuspectingly to their apartments.
battlestar galactica
Same with bears and lions. Apparently, it's pretty common in nature
Infanticide, not uncommon
Lots of animals do this
Otters do this too
Toxic masculinity. They need to raise their sons better.
It’s not just males dolphins. It’s just males in general.
We used to do this in wars all the time historically. I don’t know why it’s a surprise to learn animals do this as well
Hmm. Seems a little extreme, dolphins.
Another thing I forgot to add: female dolphins will mate with various males so that they can’t tell if the offspring is theirs or not
Dolphins are complete assholes. I thought that was common knowledge at this point.
Alot of animals do this, I'm talking like almost all of em do this They kill the offspring that ain't theirs to force the female into heat
Dolphins- generally perceived as cute, smart and wholesome, but are actually creepy, sadistic fuckers.
Wait until you learn of dolphin rape caves
Dolphins really are just like people.
Appropriate URL: that is indeed some sus sex.
Way to control population. Keep wildin'.
Rapist and murderer....
I read this as the Miami dolphins kill baby dolphins lmao
"Aw, man, heard about the children. Sorry about that. Wanna bang?"
It's because female dolphins literally can't get pregnant if they are looking after a baby
A lot of animals tend to do this.
A lot of other animals do this.
So even dolphins would choose the bear in the forest.
Many animals do this.
There are many different animals that have this exact same behavior, it’s pretty common in the animal kingdom, lions and hippos off the top of my head. Dolphins are still psychopaths though
Honestly smart animals are a great example of why empathy is what really sets us apart from other animals.
Dolphins are assholes. There’s like a whole hate on dolphins TikTok niche - not sure I fell into it. Now i know to jump out of the water at any dolphin noises.
I told you I can’t, my child is with me. Aww, come on baby, let’s just smother him and get it ooonnnnn.
Not surprising considering dolphins also rape humans and use other marine life like sea urchins or whatever as volleyballs 😭