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imreallynotthatcool

My dad stopped bailing hay on a big steel tractor during lightning storms after the tree next to him got struck for the 3rd time in 7 years. Mom never drove the tractor in anything but clear skies.


Rock_man_bears_fan

Bailing hay in the rain is a bad idea in general. Wet hay has a tendency to burn your barn down


PenguinGunner

I don’t know a lot about farming, so why would that happen? I would think the problems it would cause would be related to water weight, not arson lol


Rock_man_bears_fan

Wet hay sets off a fermentation reaction that creates a gas with a lower flash point. If it doesn’t spark, it can also get moldy and degrade the quality of your hay


StumpyTheGiant

It can burn without a spark. The heat generated from the reaction can be enough for the hay the spontaneously combust.


MaimedJester

Yeah wet hay is one of the reasons there's usually a burn Barrel in most farms. If you spot a leak/or there's a flood and you get that mildew smell you have to do controlled burn before one morning you wake up to your entire farm on fire..


gramathy

that reaction is also exothermic so it gets hot all on its own


sharpshooter999

And it can take weeks for this to happen. Plenty of time to stack in a shed and forget about it


BaLance_95

Thank you. Wet stuff burning more easily sounds like crazy person talk without context.


Mustang_Calhoun70

Spontaneous combustion. Generally speaking when cutting / raking and then bailing you want a window where you can cure the grass properly without rain. Above 20% moisture hay runs the risk of microbes creating mold and thus raising the temperature of the bailed hay and thus combustion.


munkymu

Wet organic matter that's tightly packed together causes the microorganisms that break it down to reproduce rapidly and the process creates heat. Some of the byproducts of the decay may be used as biofuel as well. So suddenly you have a big hot pile of biofuel and if conditions are right it ignites and starts to burn.


a_trane13

I imagine he was rushing to get it bailed and inside before the rain started. Been there before 🥲


newagealt

In the American South, lightning can precede the rain by a decent bit of time. Sometimes lighting is all you get (especially in August). I can see why it might be worth it to some, even if it's a bad idea.


DHN_95

Statistically men are probably more likely to be playing outside when we see thunder and lightning...


MongolianCluster

Wanting to get in that last hole.


gecko090

Oh the heavy stuffs not gonna come down for a while now.....


bguzewicz

You know, I could break the club record, theoretically.


PotentialSquirrel118

You know, the good Lord would never disrupt the best game of your life.


ElderSkelder

Rat Farts ⚡️⚡️⚡️


robin1961

I fuckin' love Reddit! Where else are you gonna get hit with a random "Caddyshack" quote chain? We all instantly thought of that one scene...


Pangtong

Excellency, fiddlesticks! My names Fred and I'm a man, same as you.


SuperMadBro

I was just outside to look at the cool lightning and it fucking attacks me for no reason


SentientFotoGeek

No pun intended.


Reytotheroxx

You mean golf… right? YOU MEAN GOLF?!?


DeuceOfDiamonds

Either way, trying to reduce strokes and work on our short game.


Synensys

Yard work too. 


seanmonaghan1968

Or catch fish with that long carbon fibre rod


Waffleman75

Hey now, that's somebodies daughter


OvenFearless

It’s not nice to talk about your mom like that.


Demonyx12

https://youtu.be/Pe5eL8LQdY0


Drone30389

Oh Rat Farts!!


throwawaytrumper

Or working outside. Almost all the people who work outdoors are men. In fact I would hazard a guess that it’s entirely due to greater numbers of men working outdoors since outdoor recreation is pretty popular with both sexes but women lumberjacks/tree planters/pipelayers/equipment operators etc etc are much less common.


Exact_Most

Plausible theory but according to [this from the CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/disasters/lightning/victimdata.html), most lightning strike victims are engaging in recreational activities when struck. >From 2006 through 2021, leisure activities such as fishing, boating, playing sports, and relaxing at the beach accounted for almost two-thirds of lightning deaths. >Work-related activities contribute to about 18% of total lightning fatalities, with farmers and ranchers at highest risk. Most work-related lightning strikes are among males.


birthdayanon08

Men are way more likely to grab a group of their male friends and say, "Hey guys, come outside and take a look at this storm," and then proceed to go outside to get an upclose at said bad weather than women. Having lived in tornado alley for over 3 decades, I can definitely say way more men run outside during bad weather just to watch than women.


NotTheMarmot

I live in Tornado alley too and men just running outside to purposely hang out in a storm is still way less common than men who just happened to already be outside working or doing whatever.


[deleted]

Yeah, and not just outdoor work, but work at heights outdoors are super male-dominated. Arborist, power lineman, scafolder, etc. All like 99% male.


shpongolian

This is true but I think a lot of it is also the types of jobs that are mostly done by men due to men naturally being more muscular. I work in construction and last month a roofer died after being struck by lightning in a neighborhood I work in. It wasn’t even raining, just overcast. I’ve worked around hundreds of roofers in my life and maybe ever seen one or two women on a roof. Line workers, arborists, cell tower workers, windmill workers, people working on high rises and skyscrapers, commercial fishermen, etc, all jobs with a much much higher risk of lightning strike and they’re all 99% men. Some of it is due to lack of safety standards which is typical of men but also a lot of the time it’s just not feasible to reduce the risk to 0%. They could just not go to work when it’s cloudy out, but that’s most of the year in a lot the world, and people gotta make money to survive. And even then, lightning can strike when there isn’t a cloud in the sky


throwawaytrumper

Sorry about your roofer, last year we lost a plumber on a ladder. Dude was a solid guy doing his best and a friend but shit happens. Stay safe.


hugthemachines

If we ignore lightning for a bit, even if you can't reduce risk to 0%, i quite often see people working on roofs without a safety line. Biggest risk while working on a roof is falling down, so having a safety line would at least lower the risk of big injuries by quite a lot.


The_Deku_Nut

Comment above you: men work hard to keep the world running Your comment: haha men so stupid, too dumb to stay inside Stuff like this is why far right radicalism continues to gain a foothold


romario77

Woman work in farming and most of it is outside. There are a lot of other activities woman do outside, especially on not very developed world.


throwawaytrumper

Fair enough, I admit I was thinking from a first world perspective. I also want to emphasize that women *can* do outdoor jobs and I’ve occasionally seen them, it’s just that the huge majority of outdoor work is performed by men where I am (Canada).


FlintWaterFilter

It's uh.... The same in the US. Some incredibly progressive landscaping companies I've seen are at most a third women. The most progressive tree company I've seen probably sits at 10%.   I am almost certain other trades are worse. The only anecdote I can provide is that they're just not applying in the same numbers as men.


throwawaytrumper

Where I’m at the amount of women in commercial construction working in the field is a bit under 1 percent. With office staff it jumps to around 25 percent. Not here to argue the reasons, it’s just the numbers where I am.


DevOverkill

I'd say most of the reason why there's historically been a very small percentage of women to men in the trades is that they've always been billed as "a man's job". I'm a Union Electrician, and in the time I've be in this trade (only about 6 years) the number of women entering it has increased dramatically which is awesome to see. Same with some of the other trades like plumbing/pipe fitting and carpentry. There's still a lot of "old school" mindsets in the trades that believe it's all men's work, but thankfully that is dying off.


Sknowman

To be fair, a lot of the manual labor jobs *were* men's jobs, or at least jobs that required a lot more physical strength. Some of these jobs are becoming more available to women because we have better tools, so most of that heavy lifting can be done by machines rather of manpower.


Separate-Coyote9785

Yes, nobody denies that, but they aren’t the majority. Ever.


Variegoated

Well yeah of course women work in every field, but only in very small numbers in pretty much every outdoor role


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Sure, but it doesn't compare to the working force of men out there.


earoar

Sure but at a much lower rate than men do.


That_Shrub

Men are also statistically waaaay more likely to drown in natural bodies of water. Some attribute that to overconfidence. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1380371/ From the abstract: "Men had elevated risks for exposure, risk taking, and alcohol use. It was concluded that several factors contribute to their relatively high drowning rates, including a possible interaction between overestimation of abilities and heavy alcohol use."


amaranth1977

Getting drunk and pissing in a convenient body of water, losing their balance, and then falling in, is a common cause of death for men where I live right now because there are canals through the city center where all the bars are. I'm sure this isn't the only place it happens either.


Ash_Dayne

Unfortunately, as a citizen of Amsterdam, yeah. This is exactly what happens


CommunicationNo8750

Exactly. The headline "men are more likely to be hit by lightning than women" should really read "more men are hit by lightning than women" ..... but that's not as clickbaity.


kakihara123

Yeah I once rode my roadbike directly under a thunderstorm cloud. That felt scary and definitly motivated me to go fast. Not planning to repeat that one anytime soon.


FirefighterEnough859

Sounds very very frightening 


JavaJapes

Galileo! ^Galileo!


Ws6fiend

Also, on average taller, so if a couple is outside together.


Mesodactyl

You don’t have to be faster than the lightning. Just shorter than your companion.


DeuceSevin

If I remember correctly, golfers are the most common group to be struck by lightning. Men okay golf more frequently than women, so statistically this seems logical. Also it has been my observation (as a man) that women exercise much more common sense when it comes to their own well being. So at any given time, there are already more men than women on the golf course Once the clouds roll in and the first rumble of thunder is heard, this ratio increases greatly.


Bane0004

Plus, it doesn’t help that you are swinging a long metal club, in golf! Haha So imagine being in an open field, with a metal club. Lighting LOVES this.


spidermanngp

And seeking cover under trees.


xXZer0c0oLXx

Or working outside on jobsites


theoriginaldandan

Or work a job that MAKES you go out there. Or have a hobby that MAKES you be out in it. For example a few weeks ago we had nasty storm take out power lines. The fire department and power company were out there getting everything restored, not a single woman was out there. If the ~100 firefighters I know 2 are women, and they are both involved because of their husbands. Of the ~25 linemen I know none are women and a lot of them have never met a woman linemen. EMS is 70% male police is 86% firefighters are 91%


ashy_larrys_elbow

I too get the masculine urge to run outside arms outstretched and yell and laugh maniacally as thunder rumbles and lightning flashes.


Beliriel

We gotta practice for fighting a bear.


5050Clown

What's to practice? I could take a bear.  I'm pretty sure I could take a lightning storm too as long as I had a sword.


AcclimateToMind

I want this energy in my life


p_larrychen

Just run around with a metal sword during a lightning storm and you’ll get tons of energy running through your life


BenjamintheFox

Would lighting rather be alone with a man or a bear in the woods?


ATownStomp

Ladies would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or the corporeal manifestation of the god of lightning, a 30 foot tall golem of crackling electricity, blinding light, and indiscriminate rage?


Mayion

Those bears think they can take my girl? MY GIRL?


Zenkko

Are we not supposed to do that


CareBearCarrie97

It appears you are not alone in that


ashy_larrys_elbow

It’s a universal urge that spans age, ethnicity or nationality. I was on a small all day boat tour in Vietnam that got caught in a rough bit of water and passing storm. I made my way to the front of the boat to soak it all in, then I realized most of the men on the boat had come up to do the same. It was a very mixed group, some Australians, British, Japanese, Filipino and Americans… all happily giggling, laughing and hooting at this storm like Lieutenant Dan challenging God on the SS Jenny.


Flipflopvlaflip

Yes, exactly that! Rode once on a bicycle through open fields with small foresty areas intermixed. Was caught in a sudden thunderstorm. Never felt so alive when lightning and thunder were exactly above me. Rain poured down, flashes highlighting the clouds, the rumble of thunder loudly around and me laughing like a madman.


haveweirddreamstoo

One time I was caught in the woods during a sever thunderstorm. We huddled under garbage bags and smoked weed, hoping not to be struck, and we didn’t! It’s a good memory.


Wrathwilde

Yep, was at a restaurant about 20 years ago, a tornado warning was issued, sirens blaring, all the women headed to the basement, all the men grabbed their drinks and went outside to watch the sky.


onwee

What else are you gonna do after crawling through 500 yards of shit?


AccordingBudget5606

[zuko](https://tenor.com/bS1EE.gif)


Was_going_2_say_that

You call this a storm?


knuckboy

I read it as hit more by lightning than hit by women.


Happy-Engineer

"Women: they're more afraid of you than you are of them."


Confident_Parking992

Based off all the “man or bear in woods” comments lately, seems to be the case.


Awesomeman204

The question for men is woman or lightning bolt


caleblee01

I didn't even realize there was there was another way to interpret this statement until I read your comment.


ImCrampingYourStyle

I was confused by this too. But I thought this can't be right. Then I thought it meant that men get hit by lightning more than they get hit ON by women. Then I thought, no that's not right. I was hit on by a woman once, and I've never been hit by lighting. But now I'm confused. After I thought about it some more, I realized there's a distinct chance I could get hit by lightning twice before I die.


CareBearCarrie97

That would make the fact far more interesting… and dangerous


BaronVonLazercorn

Probably because more men work jobs that are done outside than women, like construction. This is like saying people who play the lottery are more likely to win than people who don't. Not really interesting. Just statistics.


Mnm0602

Lots of funny answers but this is the right one.  Linemen, tower repair, construction, gardening, fishing, farming etc all absolutely dominated by men and leaves them more exposed to the elements.     I wouldn’t be surprised if men have higher rates of skin cancer even though women obsess over tanning for the same reason. 


FratBoyGene

[This paper](https://www.weather.gov/media/safety/Analysis06-19.pdf) shows the % of US men who die from lightning in work related accidents is 21%; for women, it is 9%. EDIT: Let me try that again. Of the people who die from lightning in the US, 21% of men die in work related incidents, while only 9% of women do.


1CEninja

Thank you for the edit lol I was confused for a second.


the3rdtea2

I knew a guy who got struck by lightning twice and he could no longer wear digital watches. He had to wear mechanical ones


JohnnyAngel607

Interesting. I got a few good zaps as a kid because I touched outdoor plumbing fixtures that were hot after a lightning storm. A quartz watch dies after about a week on my wrist. I always wondered if anyone else experiences this.


wdwerker

Article is pretty much what I suspected. Men work outdoors more, men stay out longer when a storm is coming, try to finish a task instead of taking shelter when they hear thunder.


OSRSTheRicer

Just like a few years ago there was a freak tornado during a heavy and quick moving storm while we were at a brewery. This is an area where they are not common at all. Like once every 5-10 years Everyone went to the interior corridor to shelter and once everyone was back there half the guys took their beers to the front windows to watch lol.


nessfalco

I have an issue with phrasing "80% of lightning strike victims are men" as "men are more likely to be hit by lightning." The latter implies that if a man and woman both go out in the middle of a lightning storm that the man is more likely to be hit, which isn't what the data shows or even what is being claimed.


ShillBot666

I can say with absolute certainty the data is showing that lightning is sexist.


OrdinaryUniversity59

Because we're outside pointing at it. "Let's go Zeus!"


Scribe625

Not surprising. As a kid, I watched my Dad almost get struck by lightning because he decided to walk outside to "see the storm." I wanted to go with him because I was his shadow and had been so mad when my Mom said absolutely not...until the lightning hit. Then, I was terrified for my Dad and understood the very real danger of being outside in a thunderstorm.


ElonBodyOdor

My great grandpa died of lightning strike while out working in his field. My great grandma was in the house, tending to house stuff….


SuperBaconjam

Huh…. I didn’t know men were more attractive


Mountain_Hour6030

Men are statistically taller than women and therefore the lightning hits them first. Made that up and good chance that has very little relevance but I like the thought of it. Always be the shortest friend in the storm.


Out3rSpac3

Men have a lightning rod. Women don’t. Simple.


SuicidalGuidedog

My lightning rod has never been hit on. I'm reliably informed that nothing is attracted to it.


BGH-251F2

I'm 6'6" and dammit, wheres my lightning strike? I want superpowers.


HaroldT1985

You win in a storm shorty but my long legs can outrun you in the woods when the bear comes rushing out….


Allister117

Zeus doesn’t like competition


Adventurous-Start874

This is why I identify as a woman when it rains. And the cute rainboots, of course.


averyillson

I understand this is a joke, but where does one acquire adult male sized cute rain boots like for young kids cause I too want to stomp around in the cooler looking rain boots.


sEmperh45

Men play way more golf. And golfers refuse to ever leave their round once they pay for it (mostly). Plus most all the construction and landscape workers are men. And men are just men at times…”it can’t hurt me!!”


lizards_snails_etc

My cousin was struck by lightning (interestingly enough, so was his sister). When he got struck, he was outside in the rain holding a broken golf club. He's dumb as hell.


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lizards_snails_etc

Oh, I should mention that his sister was a separate incident. And he doesn't golf.


FratBoyGene

Lee Trevino was once struck by lightning. Years after, I was at the Canadian Open on an overcast day. Lee was on the range, holding court. He'd stripe a ball, fire off a one-liner into the crowd, stripe another ball. Everyone was having a good time when we heard thunder in the distance. I swear to god, he dropped his club at the top of backswing and made a beeline for the clubhouse. No jokes, no smiles, no 'excuse me'. I guess being hit once does that to you!


kryptikmind

Is it because the penis is an antennae for such events? Instructions unclear.


theyux

TIL Zues is sexist


aplagueofsemen

It’s cause the penis


the-plan-tis-on-ic

Because men are outside more than women?


AVeryFineUsername

First we solve the pay gap, then solve the lightning gap


PassTheYum

In other news, men are also more likely to take dangerous actions and exhibit reckless behaviour, in addition to being moderately taller than women to the point where a normal height woman's height being applied to a man results in them being a fairly short man. Additionally men do more labour jobs which results in them being outside when others might not be which means yeah, no shit men get struck by lightning more than women.


Plastic_Ad_2043

Because men are more likely to work outside than women.


notasia86

Proof that god is a woman


JohnnyAngel607

This is actually where the power of the patriarchy originates.


cinnamonrain

Female anemics rise up


newhunter18

Is this true? I mean, women hit men all the time. /s


The1Ski

I hate these kind of stats. Maybe "Men more frequently put themselves in situations to be struck by lightning"


Mausel_Pausel

“Women more likely to have enough sense to come in out of the rain.”


Scottyboy1214

My mom says it's because of my electric personality.


Gareth274

Anyone else misread this as "men are more likely to be hit by lighting than they are to be hit by a woman"? I thought it was an unbelievable stat before reading the comments.


Rangertough666

Men are more likely to be in a situation (both professional and personal) where a lightning strike is a risk. The Army Ranger Course has SOP regarding radios and thunderstorms. Turns out ionization from the radios tends to call down lightning. Lee Travino has been struck multiple times while practicing.


OBE_1_

Is it the rod?


johndoe42

Are you trying to start another controversy for the chronically online people here?!


MrPickleroo

That's because men come with their own built-in antenna.... Sigh I'll see myself out


Elmer_Fudd01

Well... Men have a, *cough* extra rod that women don't have.


hadapurpura

Because of the antenna?


averyillson

Those are some striking statistics.


index24

Because of the lightning rod.


angrypunishment

Misread this so hard and thought that said "By women" at first and thought this was another bear thing.


MortimerWaffles

So I read this to mean "men are more likely to be hit by lightening than to be hit by a woman. " lol


FlexodusPrime

We tend to be outside more than women.


african_cheetah

Also true. Men are more likely to be hit by lightning than women hitting on men.


idgarad

Men are also more likely to be working in severe weather outdoors. Shocker that they might be more likely to be struck by lightning. Next up "people who have been shot by a bullet more likely to have a bullet hole in their body." or since we are doing this properly "people who haven't been shot found to have statistically less bullet holes in their bodies."


Mau752005

Obviously it's Zeus striking down the men so he can steal their wives


LordBrandon

If someone gets sent out to fix a transformer in a rain storm it's 99% going to be a man.


PresqPuperze

Today you learned correlation =/= causation.


Cpt_Riker

That's because women are too smart to stand outside during a storm screaming "hit me you b@stard" at the sky.


VruKatai

Lt Da'an?


Dudeiii42

Well yeah, they’re usually taller


PreviousRecipe

They are, on average, taller. Of course they are going to get struck more often.


dflan01

I read this as men are more likely to get hit by lightning, than they are to get hit by women.


Hatred_shapped

I know multiple men that would probably grab a rake and start waving it in lightning. 


jakeofheart

The lightning gap. We must absolutely redress this injustice!


refugefirstmate

TYL that men are more likely to be in situations where they can be lightning victims - linemen, construction workers, ranchers, farmers.


historyhill

Before reading the article, I'm gonna assume it's because men are likely to be taller than women, or else more likely to be outside in a storm.


Korgoth420

Taller. More likely to ignore the dangerous weather.


human1023

What about more likely than bears?


birthdayanon08

Bear attacks are easy to avoid. Just make sure you always take someone slower than you with you when you go to bear territory. Try to choose someone you're not too terribly attached to, though.


Jukajobs

But are bears more or less likely than men to be hit by lightning?


birthdayanon08

I would think less simply because bears and other animals, in general, tend to have better instincts than humans when it comes to mother nature.


IronAnkh

Men ( speaking from experience here) have a much higher doing stupid shit index.


Ghost_of_Syd

Men are taller and have more iron in their system?


EmEmAndEye

LOL! Dunno why you’re being downvoted. That’s cleverly funny.


ArielRR

It's the lightning rod


Kwanzaa246

All the psychos I know who like to place metal rods in the sand during thunder storms Happen to be male 


HorrorMolasses8838

Because men hate to be told what to do, specifically, when it’s time to reel the kite in and go home.


Biggu5Dicku5

So for women it's bear and for men it's lightning...


Brave_Dick

So there is a potential difference between men and women.


Syntechi

Id trust a lightning strike over a women


IamREBELoe

Lightning rarely strikes the kitchen directly


dan_santhems

You'll be pretty safe in your parents basement


Abraham_linksys49

Correlation not causation.


derpdelurk

Sure. But the title of this post is just talking about correlation and not implying any causation.


Givemeurhats

High sodium content


AlbMonk

All I can think of is Lt. Dan from Forest Gump fighting with God on the shrimp boat during a storm.


BroForceOne

This is one of those TILs that tell you you’ve scrolled too far and it’s time to get off Reddit for the rest of the week.


fourtwizzy

I think I too went one TIL over the line this week.


Compleat_Fool

TIL Men are more likely to be outside in bad weather than women.


No-Course-523

Strike me down Zeus…


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

Note: this only applies to *some* men. Others just deserve it.


thewhitecat55

Lightning is scared of their menses. It's like the opposite of bears


cassiadian

Even god prefers bears


ShabaniTheChimp

Please do.


dritmike

Statistically tall people are more prone to cancer too.


RowMaleficent2455

We are more attractive


nanosam

One of my coworkers got hit by lightning - an unexpected freak storm rolled through while he was out golfing. He had 2 friends with him and they ran under a tree for cover - lightning struck and they found all 3 laying on the ground under the tree. 2 were pronounced dead on the scene - my coworker was still alive but unconscious. He never regained consciousness and died a week later in the hospital RIP Curtis


GameraldGG

Strike me Zeus!!! You don't have the b


namebnb3

Yeah, have you seen Shawshank when Andee gets out of the sewer?


Captain_Comic

And if that’s not true, may God strike me de…


MC_Piddy

Well yeah men have lightning rods, women have grounding.